#I hate topper me and my homies hate topper

[areesvt]

I don’t think topper ever watched “consent it’s simple as tea” video :/

[1-800-be-my-baby]

why are you here - rafe x fem!reader

summary - you and rafe had been secretly hooking up for a while. when you show up to a party with your new boyfriend and he has his new girlfriend on his arm, you guys can’t help but remind each other why you can’t stay friends.

warnings! - p in v, unprotected p in v, cheating, semi public sex, sorta getting caught? , drug use, alcohol use. i think that’s it! lmk if i missed any

a/n - i’m very rusty so please bare with me and lmk your thoughts 🙏 . not proofread

I hate that I saw you again last night

You were with somebody and so was I

Met you in the bathroom at 12:05

And I fucked you again

We can never be friends

Applying the finishing touches of your makeup you take a step back to fully look at yourself in the mirror. The white mini dress you’re wearing hugs your body in the perfect places. It lands just below the curve of your ass and accentuates your tits, which are practically spilling out over the top. You put on your kitten heels and rush down the stairs to meet your boyfriend at the door.

“Hi baby- Holy shit.” Your boyfriend rakes his gaze over your body, making heat rush to your cheeks. He grabs your hips, pulling you flush against him.“I’m not sure if we’re gonna make it to the party with you looking like that.” His hand makes his way into your hair, tilting your head back giving you a deep kiss.

“Topper!” you giggle and push him away from you. “You’re gonna ruin my makeup” you whine.

“That’s nothing babe. I can really mess it up for you.” You roll your eyes, a scowl on your face.

“Topper stop! We’re gonna be late. Let’s go!”

You push past him heading towards the car. He huffs out a breath, raking a hand through his hair before following you.

I'm not myself

I'm not myself when you're around, no

Can't be helped

We are insane, that's just the way it goes

You arrive at Tannyhill, the music from the party blaring. Topper grabs your hand, leading you through the party. From across the room you spot Rafe, and his girlfriend Sofia clinging to his arm. Irritation flows through you. “Babe, I'm gonna go grab a drink.”

“Yeah sure.” knowing he’s not even listening to what you’re saying, you drop his hand and head to the kitchen.

You go to pour yourself a shot when you hear a loud pitched scream from behind you. You turn around, brows furrowed with confusion. Your face morphs into a smile when you realize the scream came from your best friend, Katie.

“OH MY GOD! KATIE!” you squeal as you rush to your best friend engulfing her in a hug. “What the fuck are you doing here? I thought you weren't coming!”

“Bitch I changed my mind! Are we getting drunk or what?” you throw your head back as you let out a loud laugh.

“Pick your poison babe.”

5 Shots later you and Katie are out on the floor dancing when a touron comes up to Katie asking her to dance. She looks at you and you nod your head in approval. “I’m gonna go find Topper!” you shout over the loud music. She’s no longer paying attention, too busy dancing with the touron to listen.

I need to smoke, I'm feeling sick inside

From seeing you next to a friend of mine

You find your boyfriend sitting on the couch with Rafe and Kelce. You approach them, sliding into Toppers lap. You look over, making eye contact with Rafe, his eyes filled with a look you can’t quite pinpoint.

He lifts a joint to his lips inhaling, turning to Sofia he pulls her in before blowing the potent smoke into her mouth. You roll your eyes and stand up, needing to leave.

“I’ll be back” you bend down to give your boyfriend a quick kiss before turning around and heading to the bathroom.

I'm a demon in the night

She's an angel with the white

Told me keep on all the lights

I'ma show you what you like

Help you put back on your clothes

Make sure nothing's on your nose

Ain't even tell my closest homies, nobody knows

You look at yourself in the mirror, raking your fingers through your hair to smooth it down and touching up your lip gloss. You the hear the door open and look up, making eye contact with Rafe. He closes the door behind him and locks it.

Before you can say anything he’s suddenly in front of you. He grabs you by the throat, harshly connecting his lips with yours. He bites your bottom lip causing you to gasp in surprise. He uses that as his chance to slip his tongue into your mouth. You put your hands on his chest with the intention of pushing him away, though you can't help but get caught up in the way his lips move against yours. His hands find their way to your hips, snapping you out of your daze. You finally push him away.

“Rafe what the fuck?”

“What? You’ve been looking at me like you want me to dick you down all night. Getting all pissed and shit when I even look in Sofia’s direction. But now you wanna act all innocent n’shit. Got it.” he shakes his head, pulling a white baggie out of his pocket and placing it on the counter. You stare at him in shock.

“Do you want a line or what?” you make your way to where he’s standing. He hands you a rolled up bill and you lower your head, sniffing the white powder. You tilt your head back, letting out a groan as the drug makes its way through your system. He takes the bill from your hand, snorting his own lines before standing up straight.

You stare at each other for a second before he grabs you harshly by the hair, connecting your lips once more. This one messier and more intense than the last, but this time you don’t have it in you to stop. He suddenly turns you around so you're facing the mirror, hips pressed against the counter. He pulls your dress above your hips, grabbing the fat of your ass before landing a hard smack onto each cheek. You lurch forward, the pain causing the heat building in your core more intense. He thumbs the wet patch forming on your panties.

“Fuck. Still such a slut. So wet for me and I haven't even touched you yet.” you hear the sound of his belt unbuckling, your panties being ripped off shortly after.

His huge length ramming into you without warning. You let out a loud moan, the stretch so deliciously painful.

“Jesus. Still so fucking tight. Topper not fucking you right? That it? Is that why you're bent over for me? letting me do whatever I want to you? Bet if I wanted to fuck that pretty little ass you’d let me? Wouldn't you?” his thumb circles your puckered hole. You let out a loud moan, pussy clenching around his cock.

“Answer me when 'm talking to you. Or are you already too cock drunk to respond?” All you can do is let out another moan.

“Shut the fuck up will you? Or am I gonna have to shove those pretty panties of yours in your mouth?” he spits out through gritted teeth. “You want everyone to know that youre letting your boyfriends best friend fuck you in the bathroom?” you shake your head as his hips continue to slam into you at a brutal pace, unable to answer. The only noise filling the room being his heaving breathing and the squelching of your sopping cunt as he hits all those spots that have your eyes rolling to the back of your head. He reaches his arm around your front, rubbing fast circles onto your sensitive clit.

“Gonna cum for me, pretty girl?” you nod your head aggressively, the pressure in your core building quickly. The band finally snaps, you gush around his cock soaking the floor beneath you.

“Shit. gonna fill you up. You want that?”

“Please Rafe, please cum in me. I need you so bad. Please fill me up.” you desperately whine. He slams into you harder, his strokes becoming sloppy.

“Fuck. Fucking take it slut.” you feel his cock twitch before his hot seed fills you up. He pulls out of you tucking himself back into his pants before fingering the cum that's leaking out of your puffy cunt back into you. He puts your panties back on you before landing a swift slap to your pussy.

“You're gonna go back out there to your lil’ boyfriend filled with my cum. Just remember, you and I can never be friends. You’re mine.” you look at yourself in the mirror, mascara smudged under your eyes and your hair a mess. You go to fix it but before you can Rafe rips your hand away.

“Nah, go back out there just like that and show everyone how much of a fucking whore you are.” you turn around and storm out. Attempting to clean up your appearance as you make your way back to your boyfriend, only to find him gone. Sofia looks at you from the couch, looking between you and Rafe as he comes back into the room. Its clear what happened, your freshly fucked aperance matching his. She storms her way over to Rafe before shoving her fists into his chest.

“Are you fucking serious Rafe? You know what. Fuck both of you. You guys deserve each other” she spits out before running out.

We didn't speak but I read your mind

Both telling lies, our alibis didn't work this time

[halfetirosie]

For the character meme: How about Eiden?

Here we fuckin go, it's Protag-Appreciation Time!

⋇⋆✦⋆⋇ Eiden ⋇⋆✦⋆⋇

First impression

Relatable King! So damn likable!!! I wanna be best friends with him!!!!!!

Take notes, game developers everywhere! THIS is how you create a relatable character that’s actually interesting and doesn’t have as little personality as an unsalted Saltine cracker!

Impression now

PROTECT THIS MAN!!! He is so silly and so precious!!! ♡♡♡

The more I learn about Eiden, the more I like him! It will never NOT be funny how many different part-time jobs he’s had, it will never NOT be funny how horny he is 24/7 (literally me). I also greatly appreciate how creative/artistic he is, from his music-writing skills, “toy” design, and even clothing design! What the hell, he’s so talented! Blessed by the gods! I’m jealous!!!

Favorite moment

Can an entire event count as a “moment?” I love how in the Rainy Season event, Eiden gets to actually fully converse with Topper and Father!

Also, during this same event, you know that part when Eiden goes into Rei’s memory? This little exchange lives in my memory rent-free:

It’s short, it’s sweet, it’s sad, and it hits me right in the heart.

Idea for a story

I mentioned this in my Edmond post, but I have an Eiden/Edmond fic planned for sometime in the future! In the fic, Edmond will accidentally gain an animal companion. The fic will be told from Eiden perspective, as he watches Edmond grow his relationship with his little friend. I haven’t decided if it will include any NSFW elements, but if it does, the animal friend may or may not encourage Edmond to spend quality time with his “mate.” :)

Unpopular opinion

This might be more of an unpopular headcanon than an unpopular opinion, but I refuse to believe the theory that Eiden is a fragment of Huey (and that Rin is the other half). Absolutely not!!!!

If I’m being honest, this is moreso just wishful thinking/heavy denial on my part. The support for that theory is, objectively, fairly promising so far. But unless it’s explicitly spelled out for us, I vehemently refuse to believe it.

Why, you ask? Because I am a proud member of the Huey Haters Club!!!! Fuck Huey, all my homies hate Huey!!!!! But I like Eiden, so I do not want him to be directly associated with the original Huey’s literal soul. Being Huey descendant is fine, or maybe even an alternate version of Huey from the Earth dimension (à la NU World), but NOT Klein’s original Huey!!! Please, I am begging and praying!!!!!

Favorite relationship

His relationship with Edmond, because I’m predictable! 

Favorite headcanon

Eiden has a FUCKton of suppressed rage. Like, we have seen angry Eiden at certain parts of the story (especially the early parts, like when he’s meeting Kuya and Dante) and during events. We also know from childhood flashbacks that he was a grumpy and angry kid. However, I think that’s only scratching the surface.

You know how several of the clan members have repressed their sexuality? I think Eiden represses the full extent of his anger. He has dealt with so much shit his entire life, he’s probably boiling with fury, but he’s learned not to express it because it’ll only make things worse for him. So, while he's well-adjusted an mature for the most part, I think there's a big hidden side of him that's itching to FIGHT, y'know?

[cherienymphe]

Since they've so called been bullied into it before we can do it again if we try hard enough

THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING 💀 but as much as I want it to happen, the problem is that then I feel like the “homie hopper” accusations will start having some truth to them 😭 like yeah Rafe isn’t in their group but that’s still three guys (ignoring John b cuz he literally kissed her without her permission so that doesn’t count). I’ve been out here fighting so hard for her in tiktok comments but idk if I’ll be able to do it anymore at that point…

And not only that but I need her to have a constant in her life 😭 I feel bad for my girl. She’s being thrown around like a rag doll omg

Honestly I'm going to say something and I hope I don't get jumped (I actually don't care if I do) but Kie gets so much flack for homie hopping when what Sarah has done is worse. Like...objectively

Sure Kie dated JJ after dating Pope, but she ended things maturely. When Pope first confessed, she tried to shut that shit down immediately and he threw a fit. When she doubted her own feelings and tried to make something work between them, she was honest with him immediately after it happened and properly conveyed that it felt weird and she really didn't want this to mess with their friendship. Again...he threw a fit. She's highkey better than me because I would not have tried to keep working things out with him when he kinda made it clear he cared more about being with her than being her friend. Either way, they talked and came to an understanding. She put in the effort to resolve things with Pope and put it behind them. Is it a little messy to date JJ too? Sure but they were all open about all of them being into her since season 1 so 🤷🏾‍♀️

Sarah starts to lose interest or she gets mad/hurt and she cheats. Like what 😭 and I know people love to ignore it because Topper is an asshole and we can probably infer her previous boyfriends weren't any better but it doesn't change the facts. Self sabotage and betrayal is her MO. Everybody wanted to pretend like Kie is just so much worse because hey Topper is an asshole and he deserved it right? But when she did the same thing to John B all of a sudden y'all are forced to actually acknowledge that character flaw of hers 🧍🏾‍♀️she is canonically messier and doesn't get half the hate Kie does 💀

[obxdrewseph]

Tik Tok - Rafe Cameron

Description: Rafe Cameron falls for a girl he often sees in a cafe and is too nervous to talk to her, so his best friend, Topper, decides to take matters into his own hands and makes a tik tok asking if anyone can identify Rafe’s crush. Of course, she sees it and confronts him. 

P.S. pretend covid doesnt exist in this LOL

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“Bro, just do it.”

“No.”

“Rafe, c’mon man. When did you become such a pussy?”

“Shut the hell up man, I’m not.” 

“Then ask her out!” 

“No!” 

It was your typical Wednesday afternoon-- the college cafe was bustling with students coming in and out from classes and from students mingling with their friends.

Rafe and Topper sat in the midst of all the chaos, ignoring their econ homework to stare at Rafe Cameron’s current obsession.

“How is this girl different from any other you’ve liked? Just man up and ask for her number or something.” 

Rafe Cameron. 

Notorious player on campus. And douchebag. He was the type to sleep with a girl and kick her out of his room at 3 in the morning. He never had strong feelings for a girl, which is why Topper was baffled at the fact he kept staring at the dark haired, brown eyed plain Jane in the corner of the coffee shop. 

“Look, she’s just a pretty girl. And she just looks... shy I guess.” Rafe lamely said. He didn’t know why he wasn’t just barging up to her like he normally did at parties. Of course, those girls were clawing to get to him. He didn’t have to work as hard. 

Topper sighed loudly. “Fine, fine. If you’re gonna force my hand.” 

Rafe raised a brow as Topper slowly pulled his phone from his pocket. 

He then began to film the girl and zooming in on her face. 

“Top, what are you--”

“Ssssh.” 

After 30, long, agonizing seconds for Rafe Cameron, his best friend finally stopped filming the poor girl.

“Does anyone know this girl? This loser wants to ask her out...” He spoke as he typed.

“No wait--”

“Done. Just posted on tik tok.”

Rafe’s jaw dropped.

“What?”

“Now, we wait.” 

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You had a long day of classes and all you wanted to do was fall in your bed. 

But no, as a history major, you had to read 250 pages (the entire book needed to be read by the end of the week, but you were spacing), write detailed notes on them, and then start on your essay that is due next week. 

You always liked to get ahead of schedule so that your work wouldn’t pile up. 

After sitting in the cafe for an hour, you had to go home to cook dinner. You hated eating at cafes since bread just wasn’t your thing. 

Once you hit your dorm room, you checked your phone that seemed to have hundreds of notifications.

"The fuck?” You whispered out loud. As an RA, you could say whatever you wanted to in your room, but you still felt weird swearing in front of others. Which is why you whispered the words to yourself.

You dropped your bag at the door and quickly opened your phone. 

GIRL, CHECK TIK TOK 

Congrats, you’re famous! don’t forget me lol

rafe cameron ?? honeyyy get itttttt 

Confusion. That’s all you felt. You quickly clicked on the link on of your friends sent you. 

You watched the video set in as Topper, the owner of the account, zoomed in on your face at the cafe you were just in. You didn’t think you looked pretty as your hair was a mess and you hadn’t showered in a couple of days. 

Not to mention you were wearing jeans and a baggy t-shirt-- the normal college attire. 

As you read the caption, you felt your heart race at an abnormal rate. 

The words became blurry fairly quickly as your stress started to build up. You set your phone down on the counter to avoid dropping it-- you were rational enough to do that. 

You kept getting texts from your closest friends saying two words: Call me. But at this point, you couldn’t even think straight. What was a hot, popular guy like Rafe Cameron doing pining over you? And apparently being too afraid to ask you out?

Honestly, you had never been hit on in your first two years of college and you didn’t think it was going to start with Rafe Cameron, the richest guy at the school. And every straight college girl’s wet dream. 

You heard your phone buzz on the counter and you checked caller ID. It was your best friend.

You took a deep breath and answered it.

“Hey, you didn’t tell me you were dating Rafe Cameron.” She joked. 

“Shut up! Tell me what to do!!” You screamed. 

“Ok, ok, I can tell you’re freaking out and nervous, but this is a good thing! A happy thing! A guy liked you so much that he put a video--”

“His best friend posted the video--”

“As I was saying, put a video out about YOU! This is your chance to finally have the romance you’ve always dreamed of, right? You’re always pining after those book boyfriends or whatever who AREN’T REAL.”

She emphasized the last part which made you cringe. Your obsession with fictional characters was justified-- if she read, she would know. 

“Dude, this is Rafe. Rafe fucking Cameron.” She gasped at your swearing, a joke both of you had because you’ve known each other since you were children.

“Exactly, it’s Rafe motherfucking Cameron, meaning, you HAVE to go after him.” 

“No, you’re wrong! He’s Rafe Cameron! If he was really into me, he would’ve asked me out already. Literally no one can say no to him nor does anyone want to.” You bit your lip, thinking of ways to get out of this. “You know what? I bet this is a prank or something.”

“A prank?”

“Yeah, like Topper trying to embarrass Rafe by making an ugly girl ask him out--”

“First of all, don’t talk about yourself like that. And second, no, tik tok is not the place to embarrass girls. They would get roasted so hard. And third, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE.”

Contrary to your best friend, you never seriously wanted a relationship. You were the type to fantasize about falling in love and hyped up all of your friends when they had crushes, but you never truly found someone you wanted to get to know or wanted to date. 

It just seemed so outlandish to you. 

Plus, you wrote off college boys when one followed all of your roommates on instagram besides you. That kinda knocked your ego down. 

“Look, I’m just going to ignore this. I don’t think it’s going to be the love story you think so I’m gonna go.”

“Wait, y/n--”

You hung up before she could finish. 

You just couldn’t deal with her hopeless romanticism right now. 

You sighed and tied your hair into a messy bun. How could you finish your homework now? 

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“I don’t think she saw it.” 

Topper laughed at his nervous looking friend.

“Dude, she definitely saw it. It has thousands of likes the last time I checked and I’m pretty sure people were tagging her in the comments.”

Rafe fixed his hat so it covered his face. He definitely didn’t want his friend to notice it turning beet red. 

“I hate you dude.” 

“No you don’t.” 

Once again, the two rich boys were sitting in the same cafe they were in yesterday. They had been sitting in there for two hours now, and there was no sign of the mysterious girl who did or did not know she was tik tok famous.

“I don’t think she’s coming.” Rafe commented. On one hand, he was relieved he wouldn’t have to talk to her. But on the bigger hand, he desperately wanted to see her again. He didn’t know why he was so captivated by her brightly dyed hair or the 10 pins stuck on her backpack. She seemed so normal, yet she stuck out with all the book stickers she had on her laptop. Rafe would never tell a living soul that he liked reading YA romance novels but he felt like he could confide in this mysterious girl. 

“I don’t know. It’s still early.” Topper noted. 

“Um, excuse me?” 

The two boys’ heads shot up at the dainty voice.

You were wearing black ripped jeans with a white top; it was the most simple outfit Rafe had seen you in as you usually dressed in bright colors. He would never admit it, but he even noticed when you changed your nail polish.

What Rafe didn’t know was that your best friends held an intervention last night and told you to dress “more to his style” which included simple attire. Yet, you couldn’t fully immerse in the role and wore your favorite bucket hat that was covered in white daisies. 

“Hey,” Rafe said lamely. 

Topper immediately gathered his stuff and left you two alone. What a homie.

At Rafe’s bland answer, you smiled politely. 

“Can I sit?” You asked. Rafe nodded and gestured towards the seat. He didn’t know why he was acting so weird, but you were just so much prettier up close. 

He could see the bright red earrings you wore that matched your Nikes and noticed your clumsily applied makeup (which he knew because his sister was so good at it). It only made his heart race even faster.

“Um, so I saw the video... I’m sure you know which one I’m talking about.” 

The boy blushed.

“Yeah?” He tried to act suave and calm, but his nerves were all over the place. He felt a bit calmer seeing the girl start to play with her hair: a nervous trait his sister said most girls had. 

“Um, well, I... I was wondering...” The girl trailed off, her face turning a darker red. He almost felt bad for her, but she was so darn cute and wanted her to continue.

“Look, I’m really bad at this... and I know you’re good at it, so...” 

The boy’s ego inflated slightly. 

“So?” 

This wasn’t going the way you wanted it to go. You felt frustrated that you couldn’t even get the words out that you practiced. Your eyes prickled with tears from embarrassment; you wanted to get out of the situation as soon as possible. You didn’t know what you were thinking approaching the hottest guy in campus and expect not to be tongue tied. 

And his lack of words made you think he was just messing with you. 

You felt a gentle hand on top of yours which burst your drama bubble. You looked up and saw Rafe’s bright blue eyes full of concern, and... something else.

Dammit, he probably thinks I’m a weirdo. 

“Hey, it’s ok. Honestly, it was my friend, the one who left earlier, it was his idea to put the video up and he did it without my permission. If it were up to me, it would’ve taken a lot longer to pluck up the courage to approach you...” He confessed. 

This shocked you. Rafe Cameron... tongue tied around you?? 

“Look, let’s start over. I’m Rafe Cameron, junior, business major, and fun fact: I’m on the hockey team.” You knew all of those details, but you let him give a formal introduction. You thought it was cute that he felt the need to explain all of this to you because there wasn’t anyone at your campus who didn’t know who he was.

You held out your hand.

“Y/N, a sophomore and a history major. Fun fact: I’m an RA.” His eyes brightened at your response and shook your hand with a smile. 

He had to practice his stern handshake with businessmen his father forced him to meet, but your hands were gentle and soft, like they were afraid of hurting him. It’s been a while since someone has treated him so delicately. He liked it. 

“Well, y/n, it’s a good thing I don’t live in the dorms because I definitely would’ve tried to act up to get your attention.” He teased. 

You laughed at the response because you knew a couple of the young freshmen who made a ruckus in the lounges so that you had to come in and yell at them. 

You shrugged. “I don’t know, we could’ve met sooner if you were.” 

The flirty words flowed from you naturally and you wanted to take them back as soon as they left your mouth.

But they made Rafe Cameron blush, so you let it go.

Suddenly, his watch buzzed and he swore under his breath.

“Shit, I’m so sorry, I have a business meeting to get to. Can I get your number for uhhh... for future purposes?” 

His slight fumble of words made you grin.

“Of course.” 

I guess tik tok is good for something. 

[sortagaysortahigh]

Watermelon Sugar High

A Headcannon based off of this req. I just spent three hours planning out Teenage memories and crying so this was very needed for me, its literally a headcannon ab the characters when they’re high lmao

Warnings: Drug use (marijuana to be specific), cussing, spelling and grammar errors, mentions of sex, flirting/allusions to sex, Rafe Cameron (I’m giving him a warning from now on lmfao)

Kook Fem!Reader x Platonic!OBX characters, Fem!Reader x FWB!Rafe Cameron (Im on a rafe high right now guys, im sorry)

Sarah Cameron

Sarah didn’t get high often

Her tolerance was low...like really low...like half a blunt in and she was high off of her mind, giggling at everything anyone said

“Would you rathers” were her favorite questions

“Would you rather have fingers as toes or toes as finger” “sarah how the hell did you come up with that”

Flirting with John B, making all of you gag

“I feel like I’m floating right now” “yeah she’s cut off guys” “no y/n don’t tell them!!”

having you drive her home or having John B drive her back in her own car

She was touchy, really-really touchy, it would go from hugs and pokes to grabbing your ass or poking your tits and winking

“Sarah if you keep grabbing my ass like that we’re gonna have a problem” “what kinda problem” “the kind where you have to tell John B we had sex” “Ok so lets have a threesome”

“John B come get your girlfriend” “y/n i was kidding! unless you’re down because let me tell you i’m always down” “sarah get your mind out of the gutter”

Constant what ifs that made zero sense to anyone

Conspiracy theories out the ass

John B Routledge

His tolerance wasn’t too low or too high, he was pretty regular

He only smoked on social occasions, otherwise it wasn’t his thing

He’d be high and just start to zone out sometimes

Snapping your fingers in his face to get his attention

Sometimes he’d doze off because he was too relaxed

Definitely acted like a dad when everyone got high

“y/n put that down” “JJ please don’t break anything else” “Someone tuck pope in, why is he asleep like that” “Sarah, stop grabbing peoples asses, jesus” “Kie help me”

Playing in everyone's hair “the homies gotta show each other affection” 

Letting people play in his hair 

“I look like an idiot why would you guys do this to me” you sarah and kie smiled at his half up half down two ponytails look. 

Co-signed sarahs conspiracy theories

sometimes he’d get emotional and you’d all take turns giving him hugs and making sure he was okay

him and sarah would sneak off 

or they would both be vocal “we’re gonna go have sex bye guys”

Pope Heyward

The king of low tolerances

hardly ever smoked, so when he did he was either extra spastic or he’d fall asleep somewhere

Sometimes he’d be destructive because he was under a lot of stress

You comforted him, holding him and letting him be upset

the oui’d brought out a lot of his emotions that he tried to ignore

Confessing his love to Kie everytime he got high

“I love you baby please” “Pope, I know you love me, we’re literally in a relationship”

Sometimes he’d act up with JJ and you would stare at them both like they were idiots

“Please don’t fall off of the roof!” “We’ll be fine y/n” “and if we die then make sure they use my body for science!” 

Started talking about random things very intensely

“Pope calm down, I don’t understand what you’re saying” “JJ, shut up and let him talk” “y/n be nice to me”

Trying to lecture you on your love life and relationships

“I don’t see what you see in that big asshole, he’s such a dick” JJ would give him a look “Thats exactly what she sees in him-the dick” “Both of you shut the hell up, he’s not my boyfriend ok we just hook up every now and then” “you and him literally had sex before you got here, he dropped you off”

Topper Thornton

You smoked with topper when you spent time with the kooks

You didn’t hate him, you grew up with him and some of the other kooks

He would be high and turn into a hippy

all of his constant stress and pent up aggression would be set free for a few hours

laying in the grass and looking up at the sky

“that cloud reminds me of you top, it’s shaped like a dick” “shut the hell up”

he couldn't roll for shit so you always did, you’d been trying to teach him how to roll a proper blunt or joint for years-it was very unsuccessful

dealing with him flirting when you were high

“Topper stop flirting with me before your friend beats your ass” “My friend?oh shit I forgot you and Rafe are fucking”

“Yeah Top, I need you to remember that she’s mine” “rafe I’m not anyones” “that’s what you think” “Topper who’s side are you on?!”

Forgetting everything, and looking around, trying to put two and two together before anyone noticed

Realizing he lost his car keys, again.

“Kelce have you seen my keys?” “nah man why?” “nevermind” finding them in his pocket because he never looked for anything before calling them lost

reminiscing about your childhood 

“remember when we broke the window to your house with a baseball?” “top there wasn’t a ‘we’ that was you and you blamed it on me!” “oh shit you’re right”

Kiara Carrera

A queen with a high tolerance

the two of you would walk into the chateau with the biggest smiles on your faces, then you’d pull out a few blunts

“Lets smoke ladies” “Stop calling us ladies kie” “get over it JJ”

She would be all over Pope when the weed finally hit

Giggles and some conspiracy theories with sarah

“What if we can’t be pogues forever” “shut the hell up kie” “no JJ im serious!”

She was emotional sometimes, other times she was aggressive

she was touchy like Sarah, so of course the two of them would be touching one another and trying to touch you, chasing you

tickle wars.

“Kiara Carerra! Get the hell away from me! Don’t you dare! Pope Help!” 

going on tangents and rants about the environment and saving the planet

“John B shut up I’m talking about the turtles! Their habitats mean something too y’know!” 

You and her trying to figure out how to blow o’s with the smoke, and failing every time

Starting the sing-a-longs

“Kie shut the hell up you cant sing” “As if you could sing any better John B!”

Cuddling with her when she wasn’t about to sneak off with pope

“Y’know we could have a threesome” “with you and pope?! the hell is wrong with you” “no with me and Sarah” “you’re all way too horny high” “Sorry didn’t realize rafe would be mad, you hitting his sister not him” “shut the hell up”

JJ Maybank

Your high partner in crime

The only person with a tolerance like yours

the two of you always smoking, it was therapeutic

your local potheads

very affectionate, always hugging someone and smiling, kissing peoples cheeks

telling people he loved them, especially pope

you loved their bromance

Complains about not having a girlfriend, then complains because he has commitment issues

“Well its not my fault i find it difficult to settle down” “JJ that’s literally a you problem”

reckless asf, but you try to keep him in check because you care about him-and he’s one of your closest friends

having rolling competitions to see who can roll the fastest blunt/joint

“JJ you literally hit me! thats cheating! Kie did you see that” “I did not hit you” “yes you did JJ, I just saw you hit her” “Kie your inner kook is showing, picking her over me” “JJ shut the hell up you know it’s not like that”

Flirting with everybody, even the guys

“JJ can you admit that you have a crush on all of us, it’s okay to like dudes” “I’d never have a crush on John B or Sarah, but you? kie? pope? sign me up” 

Having sing-a-longs and dance battles

Rafe Cameron

Mans had a coke problem at one point so of course he had a high tolerance

Usually it would just be the two of you smoking, sometimes you’d smoke with other kooks, but he had a thing for quality time even though he never admitted it outloud

extra touchy, grabbing your ass, trying to kiss your neck, gripping your waist

“God you and your sister are horny fucks when you’re high” “are you saying you’re fucking my sister? that’s kinda fucked up y/n” “no i’m not fucking your sister you jackass”

kinky ass high sex

letting him hold you, the only time you two cuddled was when you were high because let’s face it the both of you had commitment issues even though you two were only sleeping with eachother

Smacking him for trying to take the blunt from you before you were finished taking a hit

“Back it up cameron. I’ll punch you in the face” “I’d like to see you try baby” “Id LiKe To SeE yOu TrY” 

Super affectionate when he was high, playing with your hair, giving you massages, letting you play in his hair, forehead kisses

High showers and face masks together

Laying down together after sex, he’d turn to look at you and you’d raise your brows at him waiting for whatever he had to say.

“Why are we not in a relationship?” “Because you’re Rafe Cameron and I’m y/n y/l/n” “that’s a stupid reason” “Whatever rafe” “don’t whatever me, I’m serious” “no you’re high stop playing with my emotions” “I’m in love with you” 

You’d scoff and get off the bed, throwing his pants at him. “whatever rafe” “I’m literally in love with you” “Uh huh” “I’m serious” “you’re high” “first of all I used to have a coke problem, I’m not that high, second of all I’m in love with you. I love you, how many times do i need to say it” “oh shit you’re serious, thats crazy man”

Getting back into the bed to straddle him “I love you too”

[cognacdelights]

Also kelce ends up friends w pope as he should, topper finally bosses up and snitches on rafe-who goes to jail bc he deserves jail after killing my homegirl peterkin (fuck 12 but damn that was the homie) also jj’s dad dies somewhere as he should, and we find out jjs mom walked out of her kids life to run away w john b’s mom 😩🤚🏽

I should be in charge of writing this show

listen there ain’t nobody i hate more than rafe pls my ass is sat here ready to call 999 on him idek that it’s fictional. i just despise his character and want him gone, but he’s a thrust trap for some reason so he’ll be here dor the long run /:

why does nobody in this show have a mum?

come chat to me about obx theories!

[mildkleptomaniac]

do you ship yourself with anyone???? what would be your dynamic with the characters

oh gosh! I talked about this with one of my mutual, Riley (I love her), before.

pope: pope and i would probably be really good friends. we both seem to need a bit of a push, but if you push us we will go to any length. both him and i seem a bit “goody” as well, along with awkward.

kie: i think kie and i would have an interesting friendship? I think it’d be pretty sassy and passive aggressive (like in a fun way) with each other. we both care about the environment. but with season 2 i feel like her and i would butt heads a bit more about how she handled situations.

sarah: i think it would be pretty neutral? wouldn’t have a reason to hate her or to love her. we would vibe. part of me feels like i’m middle ground between kie and sarah.

john b: him and i would definitely get along. again, probably pretty neutral. i feel like we’d have a brother/sister type of friendship. again, pretty neutral like sarah.

jj: him and i would get along—basing off his friendship with pope and kie. i do believe jj and i have similar humor—but i have better judgement for sure. i am pretty outdoorsy, adventurous, and im handy. maybe like a partner in crime?? again, kinda similar with kie and pope.

rafe: ://// if i was 18 again he would be my type. i dated someone slightly psychotic (almost filed a restraining order for him following me home and being aggressive). but rafe and i wouldn’t be good homies. fanon rafe? He can hmu. But canon rafe would probably find me annoying. i wouldn’t want to be around him. probably would hate me bc my dad works in law enforcement.

topper: again, for some odd reason him and i could vibe. gotta teach him how to treat women a bit better but i know he has potential. i would be neutral with him. i can admire him for helping and trying.

kelce: mmmm hard to tell. he probably won’t like me, but I’d be neutral with him. depends who i hang out with.

barry: hmmm, again? i probably wouldn’t like him for helping rafe and all the other stuff he did. he seems to have some morality but??? he probably would feel neutral about me. id just avoid him.

wheezie: we might vibe more than i do with sarah. probably would’ve been her babysitter or something but wheezie and i could bullet journal all night, eavesdrop together. it could be fun.

cleo: would roast me and i would love it. probably have some good banter. she could probably beat me up. leaning more to good than a neutral friendship.

ward: someone said he looked like my dad and :/ that’s all I got. maybe he might try to suck up to me because my dad works with law enforcement? but also might hate me and would want to get rid of me.

rose: look, she’d probably tip me well for doing my job but wouldn’t talk to me outside work. that’s the vibe i get.

[halfetirosie]

Laughing, Crying, and Laughing Until I Cry

(Prison Cell 05-07 React-os!)

Yup, called it! Shock of all shocks! The GILF is evil!

And before I hear any of you saying, "He was given an in-game sprite, of course he's evil!" I shall respectfully direct you to Eerie Escapade, Silver Miracle, Chase the Rainbow, etc....

2. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

Okay, homies... Time for me to be a Downer....

So, once again we've got an event where a whole-ass room of people is hating on one of our bois, which makes me upset as hell.

That's to be expected. This is a prison, after all; it ain't going to be filled with particularly nice people...

What actually upset me more in this scene is what Eiden says to the asshole guard.

Look. I know he said it mostly as a joke. BUT.

What if the guard actually took him up on that offer??? Things could've escalated in a very nasty, unsafe direction VERY quickly. The Scumbag Guard is already abusing his power; can you IMAGINE how bad it would be if it got "sexual," too????

That was too reckless of Eiden, and for a second there I got legitimately scared. (Not that I think the devs would ever have anything too extreme happen to Eiden, but the possibility that they'd show the Scumbag Guard being a creepy BAD pervert towards Eiden---even briefly, before he's inevitably saved by someone---it gave me the chills.)

Am I over-reacting? Maybe. I don't care; this moment just scared me, okay? Was not expecting it.

3. OUR BOI!!!! A BEACON OF LIGHT IN THIS DREARY-ASS PIT OF DESPAIR!!!!

LOOK AT HIMMMM!!!!!! HE'S SO GODDAMN CUTEEEE!!!!!

And it's so funny to me that, while Quincy was just chilling in his cell, he made that cool little outfit for Topper...XD

TOPPER IS CUTE, AND QUINCY IS EQUALLY CUTE!!!!

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

TOPPER TO THE RESCUE!!!!

THE GOODEST BOY!!!!!!

4. PFFFFFFFT! (≧∇≦)

YAKUMO JUMPSCARE!!!

Idk why I wasn't expecting it, since prisons obviously allow visitors sometimes. But when Yakumo suddenly popped up on screen I audibly snorted in amusement/surprise...

5. YASSSSS KING!!!!!!!♡♡♡♡♡♡

Lemme tell you, as soon as I realized that Eiden hadn't eaten the cookies right away, I fuckin KNEW Eiden had set them up as a trap!!!!

I read this and I was just SMILING MANIACALLY

Like, look at this Human Garbage, putting on a whole show of stealing the cookies, I CAN'T WAIT FOR HIS COMEUPPANCE!!!!

EIDEN, YOU LOVABLE SKAMP, YOU!!!!!

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

6. AND IT SOMEHOW GETS EVEN BETTER!!!!

Eiden, the goddamn genius, just be raising absolute HELL!!!

And he even has the audacity to threaten Quincy, of all people...My GOD....

I'm having such a good time now