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sharpcroft · 10 months
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Three things a Hogwarts Legacy fic needs in my opinion:
Aesop Sharp
Nifflers
Fluff
If you like any combination of these three things, please check out my fic If These Scars Could Speak, and hopefully you will not be disappointed!
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gameofdrarry · 3 years
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Wizards Hearts Smut Recs: Semi-Public Sex
Wizards Hearts was a four-month-long Drarry reading fest. Players were given a playing deck of 52 tropes, and were asked to find 52 different fics to read and comment on to fill their decks. To prevent the same few fics from being read, fics were restricted to only being used for the game three times before being considered ineligible for further points. The tropes and submissions list can be found here. Players could opt in to an additional suit of 13 cards, all themed around various popular smut tropes.
Check out the masterlist of fics for this trope below the cut!
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📜 (We'll Call This Fixer-Upper) Home by phdmama Rated:  Explicit Words:  52520 Tags: Rock Star Draco Malfoy, Artist Harry Potter, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, Post Traumatic Growth, mental health, Original Character(s), Original Character Death(s), (all those are in the past), Recreational Drug Use, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Hooking up, Dating, Semi-Public Sex, Growth and Healing, Mention of Suicidal Ideation, Getting Together, Boys Kissing, Falling In Love Summary:  Draco Malfoy hasn’t set foot on English soil in ten years. After the war, he fled to America, where he found himself in a community, and healed himself through following his heart into music. He’s now the lead singer and songwriter for an internationally known band, who have come back to headline the Wiltshire Music Festival. But as Draco is about to learn, his past isn’t as far away as he might have believed, and his future may hold more than he ever could have dreamed. ❤️ Read on AO3
📜 Under the Cover of Darkness by manixzen Rated:  Mature Words:  2046 Tags: Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder, Making Out, Snogging, Frottage, Clothes On, Post-Hogwarts, Party Games, Seven Minutes In Heaven Game, Sort Of, Minor Pansy Parkinson/Ginny Weasley, HP Kinktober 2020, One Shot Summary:  Thanks to Pansy, Draco's stuck at a party with a whole bunch of drunk Gryffindors. And now they want to play party games. If only Draco can slip out unnoticed before this gets any worse. ❤️ Read on AO3
📜 Starkissed by Zigster Rated:  Explicit Words:  32631 Tags: Digital Art, Fated Markings, Tattoos, But Not Tattoos, Italy, Venice, Vacation, Beaches, Crashing Waves, Deception, Intrigue, Carnevale di Venezia, Muggle Photography, Slow Burn, Sexual Tension, Body Worship, Voyeurism, Exhibitionism, Rimming, Enthusiastic Giving of Head, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, Tattooed Harry Potter, Pining Harry Potter, Harry Potter is Obsessed with Draco Malfoy, Snarky Draco Malfoy, Draco Malfoy With Pink Hair, Original Characters as Draco's Flatmates, They Have Lots of Plants, Minor Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, H/D Sex Fair 2020 Summary:  “Your tattoos!” The intruder says, boldly stepping over Ron’s chaise and crossing in front of Hermione to get to Harry, eyes wide and hungry. Harry immediately sits up, pulling the towel draped across the back of his chair down over his shoulders. “No! Don’t cover them. They’re beautiful.” Harry hopes an indulgent trip abroad will help shake him out of the doldrums of his life. What he finds once he gets to Venice is more than he ever expected. ❤️ Read on AO3
📜 Ardour of Karma by XxTheDarkLordxX Rated:  Explicit Words:  17118 Tags: Post-Hogwarts, Post-Second War with Voldemort, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, Auror Harry Potter, Ministry of Magic Employee Draco Malfoy, Getting Together, Cursed Harry Potter, Scents & Smells, heightened sense of smell, Porn With Plot, Erections, Inappropriate Erections, Sexual Fantasy, Fantasizing, Masturbation, Dirty Talk, Mutual Masturbation, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Switching, Face-Fucking, Dildos, H/D Erised 2019 ,Office Sex, Desk Sex, Semi-Public Sex, Comeplay Summary:  “Malfoy knows something is going on with you and unless you both want to go back to fighting and death glares, you should fix it.” “How do I do that? Just waltz up to him and say, ‘I know I’ve been a prat but your scent makes my dick swell. How’s your day?’” “Mind repeating that?” The familiar drawl had Harry’s throat clamming up as his blood ran cold. Oh no. ❤️ Read on AO3
📜 Brighter than the sun by migrating_coconut Rated:  Explicit Words:  3490 Tags: Humor, Fluff and Smut, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Explicit Sexual Content, Getting Together, Harry Potter in a swimsuit, Gay Disaster Draco Malfoy, Semi-Public Sex, Mutual Masturbation, Inappropriate Erections, HP Drizzle Fest 2020, Community: hp_drizzle Summary:  Draco was promised a relaxing day at the beach. This was certainly not it! ❤️ Read on AO3
📜 the best treasure is up Harry’s arse by bafflinghaze Rated:  Explicit Words:  2891 Tags: Established Relationship, Smut, Consensual Somnophilia, Anal Fingering, So Much Fingering, Top Draco Malfoy, Bottom Harry Potter, Light Dom/sub, Prostate Milking, Anal Plug, Light Dom Draco Malfoy, Bratty Sub Harry Potter, Sassy Harry Potter, Post-Hogwarts, H/D Sex Fair 2020, Porn with Feelings, Dirty Talk, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot Summary:  Harry and Draco probably had a tumultuous time getting together, filled with angst and denial and pining and brooding. However, this is not that story. Here, Draco makes Harry come (more than once). ❤️ Read on AO3
📜 Touch Me Fall by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill) Rated:  Explicit Words:  23380 Tags: Rentboys, Blow Jobs, Anal Sex, Semi-Public Sex, Shower Sex, Top Draco, Switching, Exhibitionism, Barebacking, Prostitution, Foot Massage, Atrocious Texting Summary:  Malfoy was such a ponce. And he was a complete snob. And he was so fucking fit Harry wanted to jump him where he sat. It would be too easy to forget his objective tonight: to really, really, really get Malfoy out of his system. ❤️ Read on AO3
📜 I guess that's just me, honey, I guess that's how I'm built by crimsonheadache Rated:  Explicit Words:  4048 Tags: formal wear, Semi-Public Sex, Sub Harry, Dom Draco Malfoy, Blow Jobs, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Getting Together Summary:  The way they adorned Potter’s body like they were made for him made him want to kiss his seamstresses’ feet. The lines, the colors, brought out his skin tone like nothing ever could. Well, except perhaps the ropes Draco keeps in the bottom drawer of his bedside table. ❤️ Read on AO3
📜 Catching the Niffler by  keyflight790, tsundanire Rated:  Explicit Words:  10377 Tags: Party, Party Games, Exhibitionism, Voyeurism, Accidental Voyeurism, Flashing, Fellatio, Fellating an Inanimate Object, Frottage, Orgasm, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Simultaneous Orgasm, Kissing, Boys Kissing, Girls Kissing, Everyones Kissing, Masturbation, Public Masturbation, Hand Jobs, Public Hand Jobs, Public Sex, Rimming, In Public, Everythings in Public in this Fic, Top Harry Potter, Bottom Draco Malfoy, Cunnilingus, Dry Humping, Anal Sex, Second Base, Neville makes it to Second Base, We're so proud of him, and Hannah, Boys In Love, eventually, Happy Ending, more than one, wink wonk, Friends Writing Together, This is what happens when BFFs write together, we make no apologies, except for Terry Boot, sorry Terry, eighth year Summary:  “Tonight, we’re going to play Catch the Niffler.” Harry heard a couple of squeals from around the room and he let out a breath. Last week they had played Spin the Bottle, and Harry could count on more than one hand the witches that had spelled the glass to point to him during their turn. Harry had tasted enough sticky lip balm and cherry chapstick to last a lifetime. ❤️ Read on AO3
📜 in and out by M0stlyVoid Rated:  Explicit Words:  2217 Tags: Public Sex, Exhibitionism, Semi-Public Sex, Coming In Pants, Politics, Hand Jobs, Anal Fingering Summary:  The exact nature of Harry and Draco's relationship might not be public, but that doesn't mean nothing about it is. You just need to know when to pay attention. ❤️ Read on AO3
📜 knickers in a twist by technicolourbeat Rated:  Explicit Words:  86461 Tags: Hogwarts Eighth Year, Reconciliation, Smut, Crossdressing, Boys in Skirts, Bottom Draco Malfoy, Top Harry Potter, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Semi-Public Sex, Riding, Topping from the Bottom, Draco Malfoy in a Skirt, Rimming, Lace Panties, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Public Sex, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, Secret Relationship, Fuckbuddies, Shameless Smut, Sexual Roleplay, Fluff and Humor, Porn With Plot Summary:  Draco loses a bet to Pansy and Blaise which leaves him wearing a skirt for a whole week. Harry discovers something about himself. ❤️ Read on AO3
📜 To Change the Subject by gracerene Rated:  Explicit Words:  1252 Tags: Established Relationship, AurorsAuror Partners, Auror Harry, Auror Draco Malfoy, Blow Jobs, Semi-Public Sex, Under-Desk Blow Jobs, Office Sex, Face-Fucking, POV Harry, Post-Hogwarts, HP: EWE Summary:  Harry comes up with a more enjoyable alternative to arguing. ❤️ Read on AO3
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forthehpfanboys · 4 years
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Nifflers Don't Help
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Pair: Remus Lupin x Reader; he/him.
Summary: Remus and (Y/n) have been pining after each other for far too long, but what happens when Lupin finds out through a very specific glasses wearing student that the professor who handles magical creatures likes him back?
Warnings: Suggestive, Lupins Sass, your sass. Remus is probably out of character, Swearing. I swear a lot-
Notes: Requested! I hope this is OK! I kinda ran with the idea of the reader being a teacher at Hogwarts. Hope you like it! Sorry it took so long.
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Being the Care For Magical Creatures teacher at Hogwarts was absolutely the best job you've had in such a long time, like galloping hippogriffs, it was everything you loved! Magical creatures! Teaching! Teaching about how to care and handle said magical creatures! It was literally your dream come true.
It was even better because you got to meet Remus Lupin, a very kind man who worked as the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. Now you'd gotten to know him very well over the past year for obvious reasons. 
And yes, you knew of his.. I wanna say a little but it obviously isn't, problem. Lupin hadn’t necessarily told you, you found out by coming to Hagrid's hut to look over some of the creatures he had while he was doing some secret Dumbledore business and found him cowering in the corner, full werewolf. 
Of course you slammed the door and made a mad scramble toward the castle like a hippogriff after a ferret. Luckily, you did manage to escape his claws and hide away in the castle. But when he found out what happened, he felt so much guilt he came to find you immediately. 
You ended up telling him the full story of what happened the night before, and it took him about 30 minutes to stop apologizing profusely. He'd simply forgotten to take his potion again and didn't mean to cause you any harm. 
You forgave him. How could you not? He was quite literally begging for you to and you did fancy him. In the end, you really couldn't say no and everyone knows werewolves could kill their best friend if they had the chance. It wasn't his fault, really. 
You shook your head away from the memories and smiled across the field at your class. "Alright everyone! That's all I got for today!" you smiled wider when the kids let out a groan of dismay. "Oh, I know! We always have tomorrow, now say goodbye to Goldie!" you held the squirming brownish yellow colored niffler in your hand as all the kids grabbed their books, waved to the tiny adorable mass of furr and said goodbye. 
You couldn't help but keep smiling once everyone left. Today's lesson had ended successfully, as per the usual. Every student loved you!
You were extra kind to students who had fears of certain creatures (Ron) and understanding to students who couldn't always finish the homework because of helping others (Neville) and didn't even put up with one very specific blonde who was lowkey a twat (I don't even have to put his name in for you to know who I'm talking about). 
You paced over to the table you placed outside before class and opened the small case laying on top, checking the inside of it while you held the wiggly creature to your chest.
The case was similar to Scamander's in the sense that the inside was bigger, but not by much. This one case was supposed to store the niffler and the niffler only, so it only had to be so big. The case on the inside had a water bowl, a nice soft makeshift bed for the baby and a few gems and coins all for comfort. 
You placed the little sweetheart into the case and shut it gently, locking it closed. You hummed gently, not hearing the person approaching you from behind. 
"You handle them so well." 
Your cry of shock echoed in the woods around you and you could've sworn your body jumped up at least 6 feet in the air. You basically got whiplash from how fast you turned around, looking at the man standing behind you. 
"The creatures, I mean." Lupin was leaning against one of the trees, a smile on his face as he nodded toward the creature. 
You couldn't help but giggle a little bit and shift your suit tie out of nervous habit. "Oh! Yeah, well, it's kinda needed for the job." you stumbled over your words a little bit, rubbing the back of your neck and avoiding his piercing eyes.
It was obvious to your class, it was obvious to the other professors, just about the entire castle knew about your 'tiny' crush on the professor. 
Everyone knew. 
Literally everyone. Harry, Dumbledore, even Snape. SNAPE KNEW!
But guess who didn't? 
Remus Lupin, the gentleman you'd fallen head over heels from the minute you stepped into the dinning hall. 
If looks could kill, you'd be more than 6 feet under, that's for sure. He was so handsome and kind and his eyes- Godric, his eyes. 
Why would he figure it out, anyway? It isn't like he's a very smart man who literally teaches children how to protect themselves against the darkest of evils known in the wizarding world. 
"Well, yeah, but you have talent. I could tell from when you walked into the dinning hall." Remus stepped forward, causing you to snap out of your thoughts. "Keen eye." he tapped his temple, a side smile on his face. 
"Uhhuh." you nodded your head, taking your own step forward, leaving the bag on the counter. "Sure. Very keen eye." you crossed your arms over your vest covered chest. 
"It's true! I'm very observant-" this caused you to snort. "What?" 
"Yeah, ok!" 
"What? Are you hiding something from me (L/n)?" he stepped closer, his chest almost touching yours. "Should I be concerned?" his smile turned into a lopsided smirk, causing butterflies to make themselves known in your stomach. 
"Oh, no, of course not, Mr. Lupin." you shot him an innocent smile and stood on your tippy toes, only to pop back down onto your heals. "If you haven't noticed it by now, I fear you may never." with that, you turned around and all but strutted to your way to the table, making sure to sway your hips just enough to tease. 
Remus' eyes fought to look away, but in the end his eyes were glued on your bum. The thin man felt his jaw drop to the floor. It was no lie that the professor had a crush on you and, like everything else, the whole damn castle knew.
 Everyone supported you two and it physically pained them to see you act so oblivious to each other and do nothing but flirt, but you were sure it was just playful banter! It had to be. 
"Well, maybe I need some hints to figure it out." he stuffed his hands in his pockets and followed you to the table, his eyes following your hands as you picked up the case gently.
"I don't think you need hints, I think you need glasses." you turned to him, shaking your head back and forth, tsking at him. "You're keen eyes might be fading." 
Wizard Gods did he love you. He missed being able to banter with James and Lily and this made him feel like.. Well.. Like new. He couldn't help but smile wider and lean against the table, his confidence coming back in a full stride. 
"Ouch! Are you calling me old?" 
"We both know the answer to that." 
"Damn, ok. My pride." He snickered. "But what is the great and adorably luring Mr. (Y/n) (L/n) hiding from me, hmm?" he leaned forward. 
His words caused you to blush and rub the back of your neck. 
"Well, I-I want you to figure it out!" You adjusted the bag, the handle growing uncomfortable as your palms began to sweat. 
"Ooh~ Really? Like a," he paused, scratching his chin with a free hand, "like a game?" he stepped toward you again mindlessly, his hands clasping behind his back. 
You looked at his face and had to do a double take. Were his eyes always that dark? With every step he took, you subconsciously took one back. 
"I-I guess you could say that."
"Interesting. If I get it right, do I get a reward?" 
Before you knew it, your back hit the wood of a tree and his body all but trapped you in place. All of this was causing you to feel dizzy in the best possible way. 
"Su-" you cleared your throat, ignoring the way it cracked and was higher in pitch, "Sure!" 
"Is it an emotional connection?" 
You set the case down haphazardly, almost dropping it. The question only made your palms sweater. "Are you allowed to be asking questions? Besides, shouldn't you know it?" you asked as you wiped your hands on your work pants.
"Maybe I'm asking to see if I'm right before I jump headfirst and embarrass myself." he chuckled lightly, his hands coming up to trap your head between them and all but pin you to the rough bark. 
"Oh.. Well, I.. Yeah, it's emotional." you don't remember losing the ability to talk with authority, but your voice was barely a whisper by the time it came out.
"Aaahh, ok. Here, let me see if I nailed this on the head, shall we?" he paused and moved his wand hand to rest against your hip, causing you to jump ever so slightly. "I think that you," he spoke as his thumb rubbed against the bone of your hip, "fancy me and that you have since you started teaching here." 
You stayed completely still against the tree. You didn't blink, breath, nothing just stared at the man against you as your heart pounded in your ears. 
"What?" 
"Am I wrong? And don't lie, that would be cheating." Lupin leaned in closer, causing your cheeks to erupt a deeper red.
Let's be honest, he didn't figure it out by himself. Harry, bless the little termite, had been kind of joking with the teacher when the confession slipped free. The poor kid was basically stalked by the teacher who kept asking questions for a week before Hermione finally snapped, saying he should go ask the creature handler himself instead of waiting their study time. 
While Remus was fighting the memories and waiting for your response, you were having an inner war with yourself. For example, you were trying to figure out how in good ol' Godric mother fucking Gryffindor he figured it out! You snapped out of it when his other hand came up to cup your cheek. 
"I-I-" 
Lupin smiled wider at your stutter and blush and everything. Harry had been right, bless his soul. That kid was gonna ace his class for this alone. He shook his head, teasing about your shy state and let out a sigh. "Am I wrong?" he asked, figuring it was easier for you to say yes or no to that than say you loved him out in the open. 
Once you arranged the courage, you shook your head no as your eyes darted between his eyes and lips. He pushed himself impossibly closer to you, his head leaning down so he could press a kiss to your lips. 
Holy Merlin. Moony wanted to stay like that forever. His hand on your cheek slid  to the back of your neck to keep you there, managing to deepen the kiss even more. 
Your brain actually shut off. 
It took some time for it to reboot, but when it did, oh boy, did you kiss back. You poured all of your emotion and love and passion into it, causing the man to let out a groan. 
When he pulled back, his forehead rested against your shoulder. He didn't want you to see the blush on his face or the huge grin spreading across his lips. 
"Should'a done that ages ago." He whispered against your neck, then pressed his lips against the skin resting at the base of your neck. The action caused you to shiver and wrap your arms around his neck. 
"Wait, you like me too?" 
Lupin pulled back to stare into your eyes, his eyebrows furrowing in confusion as he just kinda.. He just kinda stared at you. 
"Really?" 
"What?" 
"I kissed you and you're worried if I like you back?" 
"W-well, yeah. I'd hate to get the wrong signals." 
Remus ran a hand through his hair in frustration. How were you so innocent? Literally how? He kissed you and you can't tell he likes you back? How did you not know?
"Lupin?" Your voice cut him out of the inner dialog. "Are you ok?" 
"Yeah, just bloody curious on how you could be getting the wrong signals when I kissed you." 
"Well I don't wanna assu-" he cut you off by grabbing your shoulders and slamming a kiss against your lips, causing you to actually squeak against his. Your eyes fell shut as your hands absent-mindedly pulled bark off the tree as you kissed back. A whine fell from your lips when he pulled away to speak. 
"(Y/n), you are oblivious and so smart and so attractive that you managed to make me fall for you everyday and you don't even know. That should be a crime. How are you so perfect but you can't see it?" 
You opened your eyes to see him looking at you, holding all of his love for you in his eyes. You quickly broke out in a grin. His words were like the last piece of a puzzle and it fit so perfectly. You let out a laugh and shook your head. 
"I know now, don't I? And besides, you can't talk. I've been sending you signals since I came here and you haven't noticed either." 
"Did you now?" Remus teased, gently reaching up to fix your (tie/glasses). His hand then came back up to your warm cheek. "Then how come the first time I kissed you you didn't catch on? Were you trying to tease another kiss out of me?" 
"Nope! Just watched to make sure I was reading it right." you stuck your tongue out at him like a child, causing him to let out a breathy chuckle. 
"I literally did a romantic thing to show I romantically like you and you're asking if you were reading it right!" 
"Well, yeah! Assuming is a big no-no, Moony." 
"Unbelievable, Fluffy!" he laughed, tossing his head back. You stared at his face in confusion, your cheeks burning a little bit brighter at his laugh. 
"Fluffy? What kind of nickname is that?" 
"Well, you care for creatures and your hair is soft. It fits." 
"Isn't that the name Hangrid gave that dog?" 
"What dog?" 
"Never mind! Besides, It isn't unbelievable! People do weird things all the time!" 
Remus' wiggled his eyebrows at you, loving the way you blushed and stuttered. This only gave him more material to tease you over.
"Is a kiss weird to you?" 
"No b-" 
"So you should've known. How are you so smart but so dumb?" 
"Good question! Let me ask you, Moony! How do you manage to be so hot but so cool?" 
"But that didn't answer my question!" Lupin let out a laugh, his shoulders bouncing. He shook his head and leaned back into your neck, trailing butterfly soft kisses across the skin. "I'm fact, you just dodged it completely." 
"I-I don't have to answer anything." your Adam's apple bounced as you swallowed thickly. 
His hands went from your hips to the back of your thighs and suddenly he was picking you up, your back still hard against the tree. 
"I think you should do everything I tell you." his voice was deep in your ear, causing you to let out a whine.
"Oh, but I won't." You were trying to act like your face wasn't bright red and blood wasn't rushing south. Stupid werewolf strength and stupid hot man and ug H-
"I might have to do something about this disobedience, then, hmm?" 
Tossing your head back against the tree, you bit your lip to hide back a groan as his teeth gently niped along your Adam's apple. You tilted your head back and let out a sigh as he sucked on the skin. Your  eyes slowly opened and grew wider at the sight above you. 
"Goldie?!" Your mouth hung open as the golden shit looked down at you and tried to scurry up higher, Lupins pocket watch chain hanging from it's pouch. 
"Never called me that one, love. I don't get the reference. You might have to explain it for me." Lupin laughed against your skin, causing goosebumps to spread across it. 
"What? No, Lupin, the niffler!" 
"Shouldn't it should be in the-"
"She's in the tree!" 
"What?" he pulled away from your neck and looked up. "Oh.. You're gonna have to grab him, aren't you?" 
"Her, and yes." 
"And I'm gonna help?" 
"Yup." 
"Which means we can't snog anymore, right?" he shot you a smirk, trying to be playful while you were losing your mind. 
"Remus! She has your watch!" Your voice held bite, which he'd never heard before. It was hot. He found himself licking his lips, wanting to just grind into you, but the smack to his chest pulled him out of his thoughts.
"Ok! I got the hint!" 
The grown man whined and set you back down, giving you a look of disappointment mixed with child grumpiness. He watched your ass as you rolled up your sleeves and climbed up the tree with little struggle. 
"... Did we just get cock-blocked by a niffler?" 
"Don't use that language in front of the baby, Lupin! She's just a young thing!" 
"First of all, she can't understand us." he looked up at you, admiring your legs. "And second, If it's our baby, someone has some explaining to do." 
"Lupin, just climb the damn tree and grab the baby." you plucked a pine cone off a branch and hurled it at the brunettes head with accuracy that scared him. 
"Ouch! Alright! Alright. Jeez, I didn't know you could be so pushy." He took off his suit jacket and laid it across one of the lower branches before rolling up his sleeves and following you up the tree. 
"Yuck." 
"What now?" 
"I touched sap. It's gross." 
"I'll push you right off that branch if you don't take this seriously! Grab him-!"
"Her, (L/n.)" 
"Do no-. Don't. Don't even do that." 
"Love you too, (L/n)." 
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amazonite-dreams · 6 years
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Carols Book Babbles HP:  A Flaming Cup of Pisssssss
Ok real talk. This one. This one right here is my favorite so far! This is the book where everything changes and I'm not even ready for it. YES this review is going to be much longer, but you know what, SHUT IT! JK Rowling kept making hers longer and longer and I don't hear anyone complaining about that? I can't even describe how much aggressive eating I did in this one until i was aggressively nopeNopeNOpeNOPE! Am I in need of medication? probably. Lets DO this THING!!!
1.  If football was as exiting as quittage I’d be downstairs yelling at the tv with my boorish brother
2.  The formation of spew is my favorite. (I’m-still-waiting-for-anti-discrimination activist-on-the-part-of-werewolves-though.)
3.  Poor poor Winky (Last Chapter Addendum: WTF WINKY!!!!!)
4.  I want to make a game where you stand next to a door and try to go through it without anyone noticing it. The next great meme challenge, call it platform 9 3/4
5.  Haha boober tubers solve acne I get it! Ah puberty. So glad it never happened to me xD #worstyearsofmylife
6.  I would love to know what moody taught his first years. I mean I respect him for not lying to the kids and treating them with respect but damn! He’s cold as ice and oh my god NEVIL! Come here baby, There’s coco in the kettle and kittens on the floor. you be alright buddy (Harry-could-use-some-selfcare-as-well) (Last Chapter Addendum: YOU SADISTIC BASTARD!)
7.  Good things, bad things and everything’s come in threes, which is a brilliant set up for having a fourth champion (worst-things-come-in-7s-though)
8.  You know, all the writers we’ve met so far in this world have been horrible lying people. I think it’s worth noting that not all writers are like that, and that if I were a witch that would probably be one of the jobs I would consider. I mean enchanted quils would make dealing with my dyslexia WAY easier and think of all the interesting stuff I could write about! Dream job if I do say so myself. (I’d probably make a magical baking book on how to make changing cupcakes and glitter exposing pies)
9.  Ah time to bring it back, sing it with me kids “The Harry Potter didn’t ask to be famous and is getting real sick of this shit”
10.  Note: if you write in a universe where there are dragons, you must have them appear in your series at least 3 times. (I-don’t-make-the-rules) 
11.  “‘No I’m fine!’ said Harry wondering why he kept telling people this and wondering whether he had ever been less fine” #mylife #relatable
12.  Boys! Get in a fight,  Don’t talk to each other for weeks and soon as they’ve made up it’s like it never even happened. ^is it weird i imagine this sentence in Hermione's voice
13.  Despite my best attempts, I’ve become fascinated with blast ended skrewts 
14.  DOBYS BACK!!!
15.  Christmas at Hogwarts sounds like the best Christmas! Baring the unfortunate name jokes that come with the season (I shit you not every year) I think I would really enjoy it. It also really warms my heart to imagine harry opening his presents every year. 4 for you Harry Potter
16.  The Yule ball story line is a favorite of mine. The anguish and awkwardness of asking someone, rumors and hormones flowing, people suddenly getting improvements to their physical appearance. It all reminds me of something...
 ...Dances. It reminds me of high school and middle school dances. And while they were torture at the time, looking back at them with the benefit of hindsight and just how fruitful it all was gives me a sense of... I don’t know peace? Nostalgia? Some feeling of yes I was hopeless but so was everyone else, look at us all, little idiots we were! And we turned out just fine.
17.  AAAAAWWW DOBY!!! (I’ll try not to repeat this as often as I want to)
18.  I CANT BELIEVE DUMBLEDORE MENTIONED THE ROOM OF REQUIREMENT AT THE YULE  FEAST JESUS THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS ARE THERE!?!?!?
19.  The ball itself is magical. (I aint even srry get@me)
20.  Don’t get me wrong I love Ron, but he can be a bit of a misogynistic dick. I’m sure he will grow out of that though.
21.  I love Hagrid! I love Hagrid with the recluse abandon of a thousand hugs and kisses! He’s just the best of humanity half giant or not!
22.  The underwater challenge made me really aware of my breathing for a while. There are worse things (it’s not like I’ve been imagining a loved one drowning the past half a year lol hahaha kill me)
23.  “You can measure a man by the way he treats his inferiors, not his equals.” Thank You Sensei Serious
24.  Using the death eaters as an allegory for nazi soldiers after wwII is really powerful. A+. I feel like I should talk about this more but I honestly have nothing to add, well done.
25.  NIFFLERS!!! 
26.  Barty crouch is the definition of father issues as far as I’m concerned.
27.  And POOR NEVILLE! I will say this as often as I like because I don’t think it gets mentioned enough. Neville Longbottom went through just as much as Harry did and I am all for giving him his own series! #WBmakeithappen
28.  Cedric is such a pure soul, just wants everything to be fair and working so hard like a good hufflepuff! Just a really good kid who’s going to grow into a wonderful wizard! I’m not prepared for what’s about to happen. Nope I am not ready. Oh I know it has to, I know there is a death of a pure character in every canon to represent the loss of innocence or some shit. But NO. Not this time. no...
...You bastard.
29.  Im not going to comment on what happened in the graveyard. Perfect writing, heart wrenching, blah blah blah you get it. K? K. (holds back tears)
30.  Yes this exactly. Yes Great! Treat it like a real traumatizing experience! Show it as something real and scaring and lasting that happened! Perfect. Absolutely perfect. I can't tell you how much it fucking annoys me when writers don't take this shit seriously, just wave it off without a care like “My characters to strong to experience real lose in a human way!” NO.
31.  There are failures in political office... and then there’s Cornelius Fudge.
 Sorry about the late upload, life been very busy lately with the sis getting married. To be perfectly honest this book is just as good as I remembered. Ive always regarded it as my favorite though that might change around Half-blood Prince (I read that one A LOT cus I had the CDs of that one.) As for right now I think I need a little break from Harry. Its not him its me, not ready to get my soul crushed. Lets see how this format works on a brand spankin new book from one of my favorite Internet personalities John Green. Ill come back to HP after that so see you next time for...
Now With %1000 More Turtles!
also
HP: Committee for the prevention of stupid
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This is a collection of all the fanfictions, au memes, imagines, etc. that I have read and loved. The list includes smut and no smut fictions. All credit is given to the magnificent authors who created them!
My hope for this list is to have all these fanfiction creations in one easily accessible place for myself to read again in the future and to help me keep track of what I have read and did not read in my “likes.” Also, I hope you, my lovely followers, can find another author you enjoy!
Authors of the works included:
@aucelebrity​ (Masterlist)
@azurakenway (Masterlist)
@bookofreid (Masterlist)
@criminal-minds-fanfiction (Masterlist)
@crimindsaspe (Masterlist)
@dontshootmespence​ (Masterlist)
@fantastic-fanfic-beasts (Masterlist)
@frostyiceberg (Masterlist)
@holagubler (Masterlist)
@hotchnerfuckmeup (Masterlist)
@imagination-of-a-fandom-slut
@itsjackothy (Masterlist)
@lotsoffandomimagines​ (Masterlist)
@myriadimagines (Masterlist)
@newtynewtnewtimagines (Masterlist)
@prettyboyimagines
@sharonisantisocialimagines (Masterlist)
@smuttykingdom (Masterlist)
@the-fifth-horseman
@thesecretsocietyoftheeye
@weheart-fandomimagines​ (Masterlist)
Fandoms included:
Bones (Lance Sweets)
Criminal Minds (Spencer Reid)
DC Comics (Lex Luthor)
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Newt Scamander)
Grimm (Nick Burkhardt)
Harry Potter (Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Marauders Era)
Marvel (Peter Parker/Spider-Man, Steve Rogers/Captain America)
Now You See Me (Daniel Atlas, Merritt McKinney, Dylan Rhodes, Jack Wilder)
Once Upon A Time (Killian Jones/Captain Hook)
Bones
Lance Sweets
@lotsoffandomimagines
Imagine: Angela and Hodgins catching you and Lance making out.
Imagine: Being Brennan’s sister and having a crush on Sweets.
Imagine: Being Sweets’ genius girlfriend.
Imagine: Lance finding out that you’re pregnant with his baby.
Imagine: The team finding out that you’re secretly dating Lance.
Criminal Minds
Spencer Reid
@bookofreid
Animals (smut)
Attention Seeking (smut)
Cravings & Thrills (smut)
Don’t Be A Fool (smut)
First Time For Everything (smut)
House Cleaning (smut)
Release (smut)
Sinfully Bound (smut)
Stuck (smut)
3.0 a.m. (smut)
@criminal-minds-fanfiction
Dream A Little Dream (smut)
My Favorite Christmas Present (smut)
Snowbound (smut)
@crimindsaspe
Behind the Trees (smut)
@dontshootmespence​
Another Side of You (smut)
@imagination-of-a-fandom-slut
Such A Sap (smut)
@itsjackothy
Inside the File Storage (smut)
Need (smut)
Phone Call (smut)
The Dress
Three-Time Distraction (Part 1, Part 2 (smut))
@holagubler
A Figure of Speech (smut)
@hotchnerfuckmeup
On the Case Files (smut)
Strip Study (smut)
@lotsoffandomimagines​
Imagine: Being super insecure about yourself but Spencer Reid can’t help but be head over heels for you to the point where he’s just dopey.
Imagine: You and Spencer both being braniacs and you trying to ask him out.
@prettyboyimagines
Imagine: Making Love to Spencer for the very first time (smut).
Imagine: Spencer’s face when he finds out you’re pregnant.
Imagine: With everyone asleep on the jet, you and Spencer engage in an interesting game of poker.
Imagine: You are the main suspect in a crime you did not commit and Spencer is the only one who truly believes you.
@weheart-fandomimagines​
Imagine: Being Rossi’s daughter and meeting Spencer at your dad’s book launch party.
Imagine: Being Spencer’s girlfriend and you’re pregnant. He calls you from work every time he can, to make sure you’re okay and just to talk with you.
Imagine: Spencer being on the edge because you had an argument before he left for the case and you haven’t talked since then.
Imagine: Spencer comforting you when you’re having a bad day.
DC Comics
Lex Luthor
@myriadimagines
Imagine... Being Bruce’s adoptive daughter and Lex taking a liking to you.
Imagine... Being Lex’s assistant and him always flirting with you and one day he simply confesses his love to you.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Newt Scamander
@azurakenway
A Dry Wager (Part 1 (smut), Part 2 (smut))
Arising Arousal (smut)
Dream Lover (smut)
How’s That For Vanilla? (smut)
I’ll Make You Whole Again (smut)
Lick & Suck (smut)
Professor Scamander and the Slytherin Prefect (Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5, Chapter 6 (smut), Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Chapter 9, Chapter 10, Chapter 11, Chapter 12)
Property of Newt Scamander (smut)
Soft As A Badger, Cunning As A Snake (Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5, Chapter 6)
Take Me (smut)
Wand Play (smut)
You Like That Don’t You, Love? (smut)
@fantastic-fanfic-beasts
In The Night (smut)
@frostyiceberg
Submissive Dominator (smut)
@lotsoffandomimagines
Imagine: Being fascinated by magical creatures and falling for Newt when you help him chase down one of his beasts that escaped.
Imagine: Being taken under Newt’s wing and traveling with him. Eventually you fall in love with him and his animals.
Imagine: Being Tina and Queenie’s younger sister and falling for Newt.
Imagine: Falling in love with your best friend Newt.
Imagine: Falling into Newt’s suitcase.
Imagine: Helping Newt to find a creature he wants to study in a weird and dangerous place.
Imagine: Newt finding out that you’re an artist and him asking you to illustrate pictures for his book.
Imagine: Newt inviting you into his suitcase and asking you what your favourite creature is.
Imagine: Newt’s niffler escaping his case against and you finding it and bringing it back to him.
Imagine: One of Newt’s bowtruckles becoming attached to you and him letting you keep it.
Imagine: Running into Newt and accidentally kissing him.
@myriadimagines
Imagine... Being an old classmate of Newt’s and ending up running into him during his trip to New York.
Imagine... Confessing your crush to Newt.
Imagine: Newt falling in love with you, a mermaid.
Imagine... Newt getting really excited over one of his creatures and telling you about them, before getting really flustered.
Imagine... Newt meeting you, an American wizard, when he comes to New York and being surprised at how good you are with magical creatures.
Imagine... You and Newt having a newborn baby and going to visit Tina, Queenie, and Jacob.
@newtynewtnewtimagines
Jealous (smut)
Grimm
Nick Burkhardt
@lotsoffandomimagines
Imagine: Being Rosalee’s sister and falling for Nick.
Harry Potter
Draco Malfoy
@azurakenway​
A Different Type of Divination (smut)
Continue (smut)
Drowning in Jealousy (smut)
Practical Lessons in Love (smut)
Sanctuary (smut)
@lotsoffandomimagines
Imagine: Being a Hufflepuff and dating Draco.
Imagine: Being Harry’s sister and Draco liking you but you don’t admit your feelings for him until he’s about to die, and the love between you keeps him alive.
Imagine: Being Harry’s sister who was taken to live with a different muggle family and Draco developing feelings for you.
Imagine: Being Harry’s twin sister and Draco having a crush on you.
Imagine: Being Harry’s younger sister and dating Draco.
Imagine: Being Neville’s sister who’s dating Draco and him discovering that his Aunt was the one who tortured your parents after you explain to him why you joined Dumbledore’s Army.
Imagine: Being paired with Draco for a potions project and nearly messing it up because you’re too busy checking him out.
Imagine: Draco asking you to the Yule Ball.
Imagine: Draco getting mad at you for joining Dumbledore’s Army causing you two to break up. After you return from the Ministry with Harry and the others, Draco is relieved that you;re okay and he tries to make things right.
Imagine: Draco learning that you got hurt during the battle.
Imagine: Draco not realizing you’re a Hufflepuff until you play quidditch against each other and him actually liking you a lot.
Imagine: Draco sending you love notes in class.
Imagine: Draco suddenly kissing  you when you’re alone in the hallway together
Imagine: Going to the Yule Ball with Cedric instead of your crush Draco and Draco stepping in before Cedric can kiss you.
Imagine: Having a steamy make out session with Draco.
Imagine: Telling your friends Harry, Ron, and Hermione that you’re dating Draco.
Imagine: Your and Draco’s first kiss.
Imagine: Your friends Ron and Harry walking in on you and Draco making out in the hallway.
@myriadimagines
Imagine... Being Harry’s sister and Draco liking you but you don’t admit your feelings for him until he’s about to die, and the love between you keeps him alive.
Imagine... Being the Hufflepuff princess, and dating Draco.
Imagine... Being muggleborn and dating Draco.
Imagine... Draco trying to stand up for you when you’re being bullied, but proving to him that you can handle it.
Ron Weasley
@lotsoffandomimagines​
Imagine: Being Harry’s sister and having a crush on Ron.
Imagine: Helping Ron become a better keeper.
Imagine: Being Newt’s granddaughter and dating Ron.
Imagine: Liking Ron but acting like you hate him and him eventually confronting you about this.
Imagine: Supporting Ron by giving out “Weasley is Our King” badges at quidditch games.
Imagine: You and Ron both having a fear of spiders and Hermione discovering you two hiding in a corner when you find one in the common room.
@myriadimagines
Imagine... Being best friends with Harry, Ron, and Hermione and having a crush on Ron.
Imagine... Being Draco’s sibling and secretly dating Ron
Imagine... Being Harry’s Syltherin twin sister and dating Ron.
@sharonisantisocialimagines
44. “Twins? We’re…we’re having twins?!” 
Marauders Era
Remus Lupin
@azurakenway​
Chew Toy (smut)
College Roommates and Surprise Visits (smut)
Two Bones (Chew Toy Part 2) (smut)
Professor Moony and the Scarlet Minx (smut)
Under the Table Favours (smut)
@lotsoffandomimagines
Imagine: Cuddling with Remus
Imagine: James catching you and Remus kissing and him going to tell your brother Sirius.
Imagine: Remus always being really nervous around you.
Imagine: Remus bringing you flowers.
Imagine: Telling Remus you’re pregnant.
Sirius Black
@azurakenway​
A Cuddle With A Catch (smut)
Chew Toy (smut)
College Roommates and Surprise Visits (smut)
The Words of Whispering Touches (smut)
Two Bones (Chew Toy Part 2) (smut)
What Passengers Do in Private (smut)
@lotsoffandomimagines
Imagine: Being James’ sister and being pregnant with Sirius’s baby.
Imagine: Being James’ sister and him finding out that you’re dating Sirius.
Imagine: Getting into a small disagreement with Lily when you tell her that you’re dating Sirius.
Imagine: Giving Sirius the silent treatment after you have a fight.
Marvel
Peter Parker/Spider-Man
@azurakenway​
A Walking Cliche (smut)
Curiosity Stroked the Cat (smut)
Interruptions (smut)
Steve Rogers/Captain America
@azurakenway
Blind Date (Part 1, Part 2)
Euphoria (smut)
Imagine Saving Steve Rogers From An Awkward Situation
Imagine The First Time Steve and You Share A Bed
@weheart-fandomimagines
Imagine: Being Peggy’s granddaughter and Tony hosts a party with 40′s theme where Steve mistakes you for Peggy at first.
Imagine: Finding out that Steve was assigned to keep an eye on you but you’re pretending you don’t know about it.
Imagine: Steve asking you to move in with him.
Now You See Me
Daniel Atlas
@imagination-of-a-fandom-slut
Say My Name
@lotsoffandomimagines
Imagine: Daniel flirting with you relentlessly throughout a show.
@myriadimagines
Imagine... Danny finding out that you’re pregnant.
Imagine... Danny looking after you while you’re drunk.
Imagine... Danny taking a liking to you while you were in the crowd, and wanting to know more about you.
Imagine... You and Danny being extremely flirty.
Say It Again
@the-fifth-horseman
Cuffed (smut)
Jealousy is Such a Pretty Color on You (smut)
Try to Get Out (smut)
Imagine... Your dad Dylan arresting your boyfriend Daniel
@sharonisantisocialimagines
Imagine Meeting Danny for the First Time 
Imagine Your First Time with Danny (smut)
One More Night (Prologue, Part I, Part II (smut), Part III, Part IV, Part V)
@thesecretsocietyoftheeye
1, 2, 3 (smut)
Little Sister
The Final Show
@weheart-fandomimagines
Imagine: Being an FBI agent and being the one who questions Danny. He’s not taking you serious and tries to impress you with his cards.
Imagine: Being Merritt’s old friend and visiting him in Las Vegas before the show, meeting Daniel for the first time there.
Imagine: Being on a vacation and getting lost because Danny thinks there’s no need for a map.
Dylan Rhodes
@myriadimagines​
Imagine... Being married to Dylan
Jack Wilder
@lotsoffandomimagines
Imagine: Running into your ex-boyfriend Jack.
@myriadimagines
Imagine... Being an FBI agent and a former friend of Jack’s and him recognizing you when you try to arrest him.
Imagine... Being Jack’s sibling and an FBI agent, and even though it’s illegal Jack always comes by to visit you whenever he can and every once in a while you let him escape custody.
@the-fifth-horseman
The Shower Head (smut)
Watching (smut)
@sharonisantisocialimagines​
Imagine Meeting Jack for the First Time
Imagine Merritt’s Teasing The Morning After Your First Time with Jack
Imagine Your First Time with Jack (smut)
@thesecretsocietyoftheeye
1, 2, 3 (smut)
John? Jimmy? Jesse? Jack.
Little Sister
@weheart-fandomimagines
Imagine: Jack proposing to you on stage.
Merritt McKinney
@myriadimagines
Imagine... Merritt finding out that you have a huge crush on him by using his abilities as a mentalist.
@weheart-fandomimagines
Imagine: Being Merritt’s old friend and visiting him in Las Vegas before the show, meeting Daniel for the first time there. 
Once Upon A Time
Killian Jones/Captain Hook
@lotsoffandomimagines​
Imagine: Having feelings for Killian and Henry accidentally letting it slip.
Imagine: Being a female pirate and Killian trying to impress you.
Celebrities included:
Jesse Eisenberg
Matthew Grey Gubler
Nick Jonas
Jesse Eisenberg
@aucelebrity
Jesse Eisenberg is one of your big fan and he talks about your meeting on the set of Café Society.
Jesse Eisenberg talks about your kiss in Now You See Me 2.
Jesse Eisenberg talks about your kiss in Now You See Me 2 and how he fell in love with you.
Jesse Eisenberg wrote a new play and you’re the main character.
You and Jesse Eisenberg worked together in Justice League.
You’re Jesse Eisenberg’s best friend since you met on the set of ‘Get Real’.
Matthew Grey Gubler
@aucelebrity​
Matthew Gray Gubler and you are in a relationship since your meeting at the university.
Matthew Gray Gubler explains the kind of relationship you have. 
Matthew Gray Gubler talks about the birth of your son.
@smuttykingdom
I Love It When You Moan Like That (smut)
I Think They Like You (Part 1, Part 2 (smut), Part 3)
Trailer (smut)
Nick Jonas
@aucelebrity
You and Nick Jonas are dating.
You’re Nick Jonas’ girlfriend and he talks about when you came with him on stage.
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