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daincrediblegg · 2 years

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Do u ever think about how BIG Hamish's hands are? Like in the scene where Fr. Paul's pinning Riley to the chair? His entire hands cover his shoulders I'm-💦😳👀

oh sweet nonnie. I'm not known as the biggest 2005 Pride and Prejudice hand slut for nothing. Hands and hand stuff is the lifeblood from which I draw so much inspiration for my horny bullshit, and I am happy to tell you that I have thought about Hamish's meaty meaty man hands a stupid enough amount that I have in fact compiled a collection of them in my phone. Which is a totally normal and not creepy ass thing to do. For science, you understand. For study. Which I will now happily share with you all for your interest and enjoyment and will discuss in depth in the tags no doubt because I could not fucking restrain this impulse if my life depended on it.

#making the one post I have time to make count today 😂😂😂#you’re welcome #father paul #john pruitt #hamish linklater #midnight mass #no but I’m inconsolable over his hands #they are SO. LARGE.#🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️💦💦💦💦#I have faith. in one man. to have satisfactory reach in illicit activities #but also??? big warm and holdable #and his tOUCH???? SO TENDER 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺#thats some real mr. darcy hand flex shit which is basically equivalent to heroin #and I am truly surprised no one has made a post to this effect by now because geezUS LOOK AT THEM #like listen. i have some meaty fingers myself. but I know that by him I have been SEVERELY outclassed #and I get shivers every time I think about it. every. time.#good luck coping with all this y’all

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