#I haven't really been able to sleep for days

[goquokka00]

Stray Kids on Weed

The Bangchan Strain In which the love of their life smokes the mary jane, and they give it a shot for the first time...

Bangchan | Minho | Changbin | Hyunjin Jisung | Felix | Seungmin | Jeongin

A Few Notes: This is purely just supposed to be funny and a joke. I've also never been high and while I am friends with those who have either tried weed or do weed on the regular, I only know so much. So please just bear with me and have a good laugh, okay? Okay. Love you guys ❤️❤️❤️

I have a very firm belief that Mr. Bangchan over here in the corner's first time ever even dealing with weed is through a joint. He gives me the vibe that if he ever did smoke, it would be from joints, and he'd be good at rolling in general.

He sees you smoking it from time to time, and this time, he wanted to give it a shot. Of course, with any first time smoking, he ends up going into a coughing fit. I mean, you're breathing in smoke, why wouldn't you cough the first time? Hello?

But once the initial high kicks in, I see Bangchan as someone who'd be very giggly. Like, anything and everything is funny to this mother fucker. The picture that has been hanging for forever on your wall that was honestly really beautiful is immediately the funniest thing Bangchan has ever laid his eyes on because, and I quote, "The bear be kronked."

It isn't just the picture. It's watching dance practices, his own music, texts he's had with you in the past, need I say more? And if he found something funny when he was sober, then you bet your ass Bangchan's pissing his pants laughing. One time you had him rewatch the video of Jisung twerking that the younger member had sent out to just the members specifically, and Bangchan was on the floor, struggling to breathe from how hard he was laughing.

I also have this feeling that Bangchan would end up being way more emotional. Since he doesn't really show emotion when he's sober, I feel like more of his emotions would come out when high because you're relaxed, and riding the vibe train to who knows where. But I'm not talking just being more susceptible to his emotions.

I'm talking the stereotypical "Teenage girl is on her period and literally can't control her emotions." Bro will literally hear one sad thing and start bawling, only to giggle a few minutes later because he thought he sounded funny and saw you laughing at him crying.

And don't even get me started on the stripping issue.

I have this gut feeling that Bangchan would find clothes...uncomfortable...when high. They're clinging to his skin, tickling his arms, his jeans just feel weird, or his sweats are too hot. And so he'd just take them off, right then and there. And I mean everything.

If you're not there to watch him, or if he gets into the mary-ja-mooch when you're not there, you're gonna end up walking into the living room to see Bangchan ass-naked and laughing at his schlong because of how it's moving.

By the time his high is finally dissipating, you're usually able to get him back onto the couch curled up with a blanket and some water. And once he's sober, you both agree that this strictly stays between you two and that the kids will NEVER find out about his.

Do I think that Chan would go back to smoking? Maybe, probably not? I feel like he'd only do it on occasion, maybe if he's had a really stressful day and needs a break, but I feel like since he always ends up like...y'know...he tends to keep it on the down low.

Hey! Firstly, thank you so much for reading this post, and I really hope you enjoyed! If you did, please like, reblog, or comment so I can see how I'm doing with writing and getting feedback! I hope you have a lovely day! Sleep well, stay in good health, and eat something if you haven't! ❤️❤️❤️

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[bluemoongoth]

babygirl i have anxiety issues you would never have thought of

[kadilnu]

I have no idea what to draw right now so I'll just leave this here

[x22817]

Today is the first day of the week I don't have to take care of someone else's animal. I was planning on going into town and working with Hek at pet stores. I am always super excited to train. It makes me feel better. It gives me confidence. It's fun! Now, I just don't want to even exist, let alone go outside and do things. It's Hek's birthday tomorrow, and I want to celebrate it and spend time with her, and now I feel guilty that I just don't care. It pisses me off that I can't care enough about this really important thing.

[thethingything]

I need to call our dentist today because we're back to pretty much unmanageable levels of pain, but also our gums are swollen and that side of our face is hot to the touch and our mouth keeps tasting really bad so clearly there's something very wrong

[sentientcave]

haven't been able to really write for a few days and it's making me ridiculously depressed. I trudged through 700 words for Fuck-ass Mohawk (pt 2) and got 350 words added to Vienna but I haven't been able to move the needle at all on the things I actually want to work on. I've just been moping about wishing I was writing.

[niallandtommo]

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[feast-for-the-worms]

I've had. A real Week of it medical wise. If I'm not talking to anyone atm that is why, I'm not ignoring I'm just conserving spoons until I can spare them thank you for being patient and understanding with me

[theinconveniencing]

I'm an emotional wreck rn for absolutely no reason and I know I've been saying this every night I've been home since literal may but I think I might go lay sleep in my mom's bed with her tonight. like a child.

[ovidiomedes]

very normal guy having a very normal time

[ineed-to-sleep]

hope your surgery went well!

It did, thanks!! The first couple of days were rough, I could barely open my eyes fjfkkfkckf but I'm fine now, vision is still a little bit blurry but I can look at my phone and read and everything!!

[fuwaprince]

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[spaghett-onaplate]

how is one meant to stay silly under these conditions

[aberooski]

I honestly wish my birthday wasn't in 2 weeks. I always get really depressed around my birthday.

[tvrningout-a]

forgive me for not being here ;; i played b.g3 for too long and ended up with a headache ;;

[thethingything]

I would love to know what the fuck we did wrong to end up with muscle spasms all down one side of our back and rib cage that mean we can't sit upright properly and every time we move even slightly wrong it spasms harder