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One of my favorite latest rewrites/changes to my slasher roommates fic HoH:DC.
-"Unless you want to bring the community down on our heads, and cover our blow, she will live until her family returns." Replied Djinn matter-of-factly.
The words marinated in the air and the others stared a little too long at him. The genie's own gaze traveled to each of theirs, perplexed and a bit agitated by their sudden fixation.
It was the doll that broke the silence to ask; "What?"
He questioned the toy in return; "What, what?"
"The Hell did you say? Cover our blow?" The tone rose in its quizzical incredulousness. This reaction had the djinn further irritated. He didn't know what the issue was. Had he gotten the phrasing wrong?
Humans...Their egotistical race had so many sayings, it was easy to get them all mixed up. He explained hastily, refusing to let Chucky make him feel stupid; "It is a human phrase."
Even the way he uttered those two words had some implication that the fault was not with him, but rather with the fact that the phrase had been created by humans, and that was where the fault lay.
The Lakeshore Strangler's face wrinkled in near disbelief; "Y'mean, 'blow our cover'?"
Wait, the tsun event has a whole bit dedicated to Malleus bragging about what kitchen appliances he knows how to use? Twst EN just got the milk culinary crucible, which means at the same time Malleus is showing off, the entirety of the EN players are learning Leona doesn't know how to use a microwave. The timing really just makes it feel like Malleus is flexing on Leona XD
it's in Mal's card story rather than in the event proper, but yep! after teaching his tsum proper microwave usage, he takes it on a tour and very proudly shows off his extensive knowledge of household appliances. (except when he thinks his tsum fell into the washing machine and doesn't know how to unlock the lid, so he just. explodes it instead. hashtag just diasomnia things. 🤷)
I do think he and Leona should get into a fight about who has done a better job of learning how to use kitchen tools! Leona has the advantage of having grown up in the modern world, but Malleus has the motivation to actually do literally anything. who will win
enough stories about how someone learns to truely be happy through love.
i want a story where someone is desperately seeking out love thinking it's the only way to be happy only for them to learn by the end that happiness is what they make of it and they don't need love at all to make it.
I get a lot of ignorant comments & tags on my posts about antisemitism, and I’ve already spent way too much time & energy engaging with them. So to preserve my sanity, I’ve made the decision not to engage too deeply with any commenters who haven’t at least read all of these in their entirety:
“Jewish Space Lasers” by Mike Rothschild
“People Love Dead Jews” by Dara Horn
“Jews Don’t Count” by David Baddiel
"More Than a Century of Antisemitism", GEC Special Report
If you’re not Jewish, please read all of this literature before adding anything to my posts about antisemitism.
Jews, please add any books you think should be on the list!
hi does anyone else think about april throwing herself over leo to shield him in the shredder strikes back despite having no weapons no way to defend herself and probably assuming she was going to die. does anyone think about that all the time. every day. uncontrollably
[ID: Digital fanart of Ninja Turtles 2003 depicting a scene from The Shredder Strikes Back part 2. April kneels over an injured Leo, cradling his head and looking back over her shoulder to snarl viciously at the camera, though there is obvious fear in her eyes. Her hair has partially fallen out of her bun, the loose strands sticking to her face with sweat. She has a cut on her cheek. Only a portion of Leo’s face can be seen from behind her shoulder. He looks up at her with a sad, pained expression. He has a swollen, bloody shiner on his cheek in addition to other cuts and bruises on the rest of his body. They are on the wooden floor of a dark attic. End ID.]