I ams draws myself!! And they ams not dones yet but I ams tries to makes how I look 😆😆😆 the ones on the bottoms is what I says to Murderface 😆
-Toki
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Wait the book of bill appearing to Ford first is fucking HILARIOUS actually. Ford literally killed Bill less than a month ago, and Bill's still banking so hard on him getting him out of therapy that the book shows up in Ford's stuff MULTIPLE TIMES. Girl the situationship has been over for thirty years give it up 💀
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I could think of no better way to share the news than this!
So when I was 17, my cat went missing and I'd given up hope of ever seeing him again.
Until on Monday, 27th of May, 2024, my friend sent me a FB post asking 'isn't that your mother?' about the person named on the microchip.
Here he is! 16 years old, and found safe, twelve whole years after he went missing!
Yesterday (Tuesday the 28th of May, 2024) I went to the rescue that had him, and I reclaimed my boy, renaming him Artie! (He'd originally been called 'Cat' because my mother and I couldn't decide on a name)
He's home safe with me now, currently inhabiting my bathroom and purring up a storm every time someone goes in there!
I'll be doing slow introductions between him and my current cat to give them the best possible chance of living in harmony!
Here's some pictures of Artie once we let him out of the carrier:
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CHAT THEY DISCOVERED A NEW COAT TYPE IN CATS
IT'S CALLED "SALMIAK" OR "SALTY LICORICE" AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS
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I haves a dream last night wheres I snorts a line off a girls ass because Dr Rockso makes me do it and thens her bf overdosed :( I haves to calls the police :( he died buts me and Rockso hides in the sewer so we didn’t gets arrested!😄😄
-Toki
I hopes that nots happen inside our world inside because that ams scary :( :( i feels bad but it ams just a dream
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while kissing my cat's little head: you're a problem *smooch* you're a terror *smooch* you're a menace to society *smooch smooch smooch*
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