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trivialbob · 1 year

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My wife is prepping for a scheduled colonoscopy. She's now in the midst of 24 hours of a Gatorade and water diet.

That's too bad for her, because she won't be able to eat any of the pizza I ordered for lunch. It's a big pizza. Don't worry, there will be a piece leftover for her tomorrow.

#I'm kidding #I made a simple salad that my wife can't even smell #But the joke is on me now because I'm seriously craving a big pizza #But I'm too nice to order a huge fragrent delicious pepperoni and sausage pizza and eat it in front of her #I have got to stop writing about big pizzas

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