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#I need to do a meme of timmy turner's dad for that last one
aquitainequeen · 2 years
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New and ingenious idea for a historical novel; the third person narrator, when describing the characters, always gets very snarky and basically turns into one of those reviewers who critique period dramas and point out all the things the costume department got wrong:
'Her auburn tresses flowed around her in beachy waves, the like of which could only have been achieved with curlers and a hairdryer. The glory of her hair flowed down her back like a cascade of autumn leaves, even though she was preparing for a hard day of manual labour and it would have made infinitely more sense to tie her hair up so she didn't sweat all the way through her chemise and stain her stays - which, for a wonder, she was actually wearing for once, and not yet another bloody corset.'
'His wine red tunic was embroidered with gold, as was his codpiece. Or it would have been, if he actually had a codpiece and the wardrobe team and the viewers weren't cowards.'
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knightofameris · 4 years
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period pains pt. 2
a/n: I HAD TO SPLIT IT UP BECAUSE I REALIZED THE TAGS GOT MESSSYYYYYY SO LOL
also just like i mentioned in pt 1, i’m still getting used to writing for haikyuu boys but i think i have an okay grasp at them,,, bokuto is the one i’m least confident on
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haikyuu boys taking care of their s/o who’s on their period ;-;
the boys in question: Nishinoya Yuu, Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Sawamura Daichi, Bokuto Koutarou [i had to do noya and tanaka cus they’re PERFECT for THIS] [also under the cut, i didn’t realize how long it was ahahah]
[reposting AGAIN because it’s not showing up in the tags ):<]
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nishinoya yuu
okay okay let’s say you’re stuck at home and you’re like oh shit
i don’t have anymore pads or tampons
must be pretty shitty so anyway (im sorry im not judging because this deadass happened to me twice LOL)
anyway you decide to text your boyfriend bb noya to get you some
and he’s like !!! I HAVE A MISSION AND IVE GOTTA HELP MY GIRL
because ya know he’s a simp king for yOU his sunshine
so he runs to the store to get you whatever you use
but then he sees all these different types of tampons and pads
this boy is overwhelmed
but then there’s some people in the same aisle as him
a couple he notices, and the girl giggles while whispering to her boyfriend “wow what a sweet boyfriend he is.” and he gets so PROUD
and the girl probably realized how lost he is and just told him to ask you.
so anyways he grabs the ones you told him to and the girl also tells him to get her favorite snacks and chocolate and heat packs and just everything you’d ever need
and he gets them he doesn’t care about no price tag 😤😤 anything for his queen
so when he gets to your place with all of these bags you’re like overwhelmed but your heart just BURSTS because he’s pulling out your favorite snacks and every other item while saying “this is for you in case you want to snack.” or “these heat packs will help your cramps” or “your favorite ghibli movie so we can watch together”
he’s so sweet i love him so much <3
needless to say y’all spend the rest of the day cuddling and stuff <3
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tanaka ryuunosuke
okay i just really like the idea of the boys going on a tampon/pad run for you so like
a lot like noya, he is a SIMP KING for YOU his GIRL and he’s on a mission
so when he see’s all of these different types, like noya he’s overWHELMED
so he deadass texts you “what size vagina are you” while sending a photo of all the tampons and pads
what a dumbass
but you love him and at least it got a good laugh out of ya especially with everything.
when he goes to check out he feels people staring at him and but unlike that one text of those series of boyfriends buying pads/tampons for their girlfriends ( i hope you guys know which one i’m talking about)
tanaka would be so proud like “hell yeah i got a girlfriend and hell yeah i’m doing this for her because i LOVE HER”
we stan one man and his name’s tanaka ryuunosuke
anyways on his way home he also stops by a boba store and gets you your favorite drink
how sweet i love him
he also decides to spend the rest of the day with you and y’all watch movies or just sleep and he does whatever he can to help you get through your period
also he might’ve bought you wAY too much
like deadass probably a years worth. his reasoning is that there’s so much BLOOD probably i love him
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sawamura daichi
daichi goes dadchi well i mean he is daddy but ya know
anywayyyyyy you probably were complaining to him about how your period was coming soon but that it was also late but you were still having ghost cramps
daichi has a moment of fear because he thinks you’re pregnant but then he remembers that the last time y’all did the do was before your last period, y’all been busy with volleyball and school okay lol
so daichi asks if there’s anything he can do because he wants to help however he can
but you’re probably just shake your head knowing he’s pretty busy with captain duties
he is a responsible dad and you love him for that and you dont want to take him from his kids but he kinda like is hesitant to not do anything for you.
so he just asks you to wait for him after practice so that he could walk you home and he also invites you to watch them
so that’s how you find yourself suddenly very aware of your period coming like the niagra falls and you dash over to your bag to see if you have any pads and for some reason!!! you forgot to restock!!! so you ask kiyoko
and she gives you some of hers
and you rush to the restroom
daichi’s confused but when you get back he looks over at you and has a look of concern so you just smile and give him a nod and a thumbs up
so anyway practice ended earlier than usual (probably because Daichi asked Ukai, but you didn’t know that but you did have a feeling)
Daichi walked with you (and the team also walked with you lol) and he went ahead to the store on the way home and just bought ALL of your favorite snacks AND chocolate
Noya and Tanaka go full on sad mode because they were like “that’s what I WOULD DO if I had a girlfriend” like that one meme with timmy turner’s dad, i hope y’all knwo what im talking about luh mao
so he walks you ALL the way to your place and he decides to stay awhile and your mom LOVES him so she’s fine with him in your room
he cuddles with you the rest of the evening before he has to go home and he makes sure to give you a bunch of forehead kisses or any other type of kisses.
i luv him <3
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bokuto koutarou
okay sorry i had to use that gif cus HE’S SO THICC HIS ARMS BRO sorry sorry okay anyways
so you’re probably in hella pain one day but like you’re trying to get through the day with classes
usually you do work after school to wait for bokuto but this was a particularly bad day
so when you told bokuto that you’re gonna head home early he got all emo mode
“wha- do you not love me” and he has those dot eyes and you start to feel bad but like you’re in PAIN but you also know that he doesn’t particularly have the skill to tell how you’re feeling and stuff
ya gotta be really good at open communication with this kid
but open communication is good in general so like ya know
anyway, you’ll probably just tell him that you’re feeling sick because of your period or akaashi might mention something if he’s there
but anyway bokuto becomes hella understanding and tells you to rest up
during practice bokuto gets a little bit worried because he also wants to be a good boyfriend, ya know, so he probably talks to akaashi about all these things he’s going to do (it’s a little bit ,,, much. very extra LMAO)
but akaashi stops him and tells him that something small and simple might be best for you
so, he just makes sure to get some of your favorite snacks and runs on over to your place as soon as practice ends
once he gets to your place and you notice that he got you snacks and such it probably just makes your kokoro go doki doki LMAO
he probably apologizes for not really like realizing you were tired and in pain but you just make grabby motions towards him and he goes :D and dives into your bed, gently
he’s such a baby he probably rests his head ontop of your chest and like his legs are slotted against yours and you just hug him while playing with his hair
he lets you talk about your day and he talks about his day and as the two of you guys talk slowly the two of you fall asleep.
a/n: like i said in pt. 1, i was gon make parts of it nsfw because ya know, sometimes a little spice can help yo cramps LOL so if anyone wants an nsfw version i can do it, also again if someone wants other characters too ill do it. also im so sorry i felt a little lack of motivation for bokuto’s part im a clown
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