#I need to wash my hair

[bedforddanes75]

noah kahan fit Oh yeah

judge my stance and ill get you.

and ignore the greasy mirror ☹️

[scrollonso]

good morning! 😸

[baby-prophet]

gonna shave my head

[earanie]

you know when one day before going away _everything_ than can happen, happens?

spoiler alert: it is happening

[trammellesstangent]

2 in 1 post!

Pt 1:

I need to get a life.

Pt 2:

why do humans care about anniversaries? I get taking it as an opportunity to celebrate an important event but like why do I get nervous around the first of august. It doesn’t make sense it is stupid and illogical. I can forgive myself for being uncomfortable around other reminders but it means nothing that I’ve been around the sun n+1 times on that day.

Surprise pt 3!/2

I am stuck in limbo between thinking trains are pretty neat and completely loathing them.

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

I feel icky

[singlethread]

Booooo

[ipwarn]

Day three of Tassie trip

[daydreamersdomain]

I just had to scratch my scalp. That shit was both painful, but satisfying at the same time.

Now I have to sit with it for an hour because my mom refuses to let me take a shower. When did showering become a thing she can also control ;-;

[mellosdrawings]

So... heat waves are fun (not)

(Bonus : Mama Jamil)

[prettyfantasys]

I’m imagining being so tired from someone fucking you that they help me get into a bath, and they take it upon themselves to help wash my hair. The feeling their soft touches against my scalp and their fingers gliding through my hair would be so comforting.

[writers-ex]

Can we just cuddle all day pleasee 🥺🐥

yes my love 🥺🖤

[ebimdae22]

X

[theloveinc]

Just thought about … oh my god. Bakugo’s first real battle with a formidable villain after your kid is born; he’s not exactly “out of shape” (he never quit the gym, routine, etc… just changed it), but he’s thrown down hard in the first couple seconds, and he’s slower to get back into position—taking the time to steady his feet and assess the terrain, pushing out the lil tummy he gained feeding you postpartum delicacies as he cracks his back—

And the villain, god help them, decides to call out to him as they use the few seconds of vulnerability to attack again, screaming, “hey pop pop, don’t tell me parenthood has made you soft! How ‘bout I start calling you ‘daddy,’ too?”

Just as Bakugo’s turning back around with a new fire in his eyes, blood all warmed up, and shooting off to grab them by the throat to end the fight in one single move.

[jupitersflytrap]

i am going to talk so much shit in my tutorial tomorrow

[egophiliac]

have you seen the new nightwear groovy? alas, the dream of the animal onesies or the pillow fight groovy are dashed 😞 - i have yet to see the card's story but i assume that yuu is interviewing the boys again this year like the birthday boy cards cause there's no other characters in the card (?)

I too am disappointed that we didn't get a big full-on pillow fight. 😔 but he DOES battle by throwing his pillow, so at least we get some cushion action in there!

it looks like this round of birthday cards aren't going to be interviews/conversations, at least not for most of it -- the first part was Jamil talking to Ortho (who he duos with) about what his dormmates are doing for his birthday (they're setting up a surprise party/parade (because Kalim) but they're doing an extremely bad job of it and he's having to go around making sure that they don't screw it up) (being Jamil is suffering). second part was Jamil talking to his (unvoiced mob) roommate and answering Crowley's School Improvement Survey (he wants bigger bathrooms) (also a fridge in his room) (actually, make that a whole kitchen) (but mostly bigger bathrooms). then third part was his ~morning routine~, aka talking to himself about his hair and makeup, as one does in a visual novel. it's less cohesive than the previous birthday stories, but it's all pretty chill and there's some fun stuff in there! (Najma sent him hair stuff for his birthday that's way too fancy and he can't decide if she did it to annoy him or not. truly, being Jamil is indeed suffering.)

if all the cards are going to be about nightly/morning routine though, we're going to absolutely melt when we get to Vil, brace yourselves