People who don't enjoy horror can play Resident Evil games by pretending every zombie/boss is going after the playable character because they want them sexually. Trust me it works everytime. Mr. X ain't so scary now that you know he just wants to fuck Leon
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to everyone who makes posts of that meme "society if..." can i suggest instead of using this atrocity (ew, this sucks, who even wants this, it makes me sick)
we use this instead? (beautiful, with public spaces in human scale, outside public activities, building with hight restrictions, inclusion of nature, modern but not ugly)
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have some poorly made traditional art meme
and now i go hide in the abyss once again~
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my dad's dealer, floating in the void: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “what are you willing to become” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd💯
me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit
5 minutes later: dude maybe im not fit to rule an empire. maybe everything wrong with dunwall and serkonos is a reflection of my indifference
my three doppelgangers standing behind me: chain us together and turn into a monster and tear us apart. it'll be funny
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Thank fucking god one piece tumblr is mostly a safe space because holy shit twitter is hell. These people bitching and moaning about Luffy laughing and being happy in G5 (AGAIN) saying it “ruins the story”
DO YOU MOTHERFUCKERS EVEN READ THE STORY? HE IS JOY. BOY. HE BRINGS JOY AND LAUGHTER TO THE PEOPLE THROUGH FREEDOM. DO YOU THINK HES JUST GONNA POP OFF ALL SERIOUS IN THIS FORM?
Luffy it at his freest in G5. He is overflowing with happiness as he uses his abilities to save and protect people. Why wouldn’t he be happy? We already had many arcs where Luffy was serious and even distraught when he couldn’t protect those he cared about. Those days are over and he now has the strength he always wanted. Let him be fucking happy. If you want to be miserable go read pre-TS and cry.
Now let’s be real. If you had all the powers in the world wouldn’t you do some wacky shit? I would be causing chaos and fucking around with anyone I could because it’s FUN. The Kaido fight had me smiling at my tv like a stupid idiot. I felt like I was a kid again watching Looney Tunes again (which I grew up on and loved dearly) Maybe these zoomer fucks have just never watched a cartoon in their life because their heads are too buried in their ipads or playing fortnite . Or flip side these people are just sad, lonely millennials and genx who are so dead inside they forgot what it’s like to be silly and joyful.
Also, the final island is called LAUGHtale. Rodger, King of the Pirates LAUGHED when he found the one piece. This whole beautiful decades spanning tale is ground in LAUGHTER. Don’t try to sully that just because you haven’t laughed in years and you hate your family and dead end job. Let others be happy. Try and be happy yourself. Go ahead, just laugh until you cry. You will be amazed at how good it makes you feel.
Yes I am mean, no I do not care. I am in my high tower of happiness and laughter enjoying life and my favorite series. If you want to be miserable and serious go watch/read jjk and don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out. We don’t need you and Oda doesn’t either ✌🏼
me laughing at the haters:
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“izzy is the abuser in edizzy” “no ed is the abuser” SHUT UP!!!!! each morning they spin a wheel and throw a dart at a board to decide who’s gonna be the abuser for the day. and this is also the same method they use to decide who’s gonna top because they’re both pillow princesses. and then they make out with tongue. you don’t get it.
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