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Learning to crochet is hard…
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George, you might just have to wait a little more for this.
Probably a few years at this rate…
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learning that self deprecation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it's true.
#people will fr go ''god im such an ugly loser LOL i suck at everything i do and i should just kms“#and then go “why does no one want to be around me”#maybe because your attitude sucks. maybe because i said 'those mean things you say about yourself arent true'#and you spent five minutes arguing with me about how im wrong.#00
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op of continent poll is a swiftie
im gonna be real this is probably the funniest warning ive received in any context. like damn i had no idea i guess we should execute them in the streets
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zeus: ok, you broke the pact. what’s done is done. just tell me which abilities you gave him, so at least i know what we’re dealing with
poseidon: ...all of them
zeus: ok but from which of your roles? sea god, stormbringer, or earthshaker?
poseidon: ...all of them
zeus:
zeus: you’re not serisouly telling me he has domain over air and land and the sea?
poseidon: er, actually, it’s not just the sea. any water, really. lakes, rivers, ice, plumbing,...potentially bodily fluids...
zeus: you- WHY DID- WHAT WERE YOU-
zeus: *takes a deep breath*
zeus: anything else?
poseidon: *looks at list*
poseidon: er, yes. he immediately heals when he touches water.
zeus: what?
poseidon: well, you know, i figured with all the danger he’ll face, potential child of the prophecy and all, he should be able to automatically regenerate
zeus: that- that’s not even a thing!
poseidon: well...it is now!
zeus:
poseidon:
zeus:
poseidon: he can also speak to horses
zeus: *throws lightning bolt at the wall*
#LOL#suck it zeus#poseidon gave his boy everything he had#he just wanted to give him his best chance 🥺#i just know zeus was pissed over this#overpowered percy#percy jackson#poseidon#zeus#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo#heroes of olympus
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Least favorite phenomenon
#furry art#furry#anthro art#anthro#comic#koboldfactory#the fact that i have seen this happen way more than once sucks lol like who cares
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I watched Starship Troopers tonight.
#personal#dumb#my art#immediately after finishing i was pumped to watch some analysis vids on it#cuz i heard a lot of the drama about the original author being a pro military fascist and the director going “fuck that” and making a satir#scrolling through youtube search results was not promising. lots of male film buffs i would Not trust even on a first glance.#“The Critical Drinker” (pfp of a bearded man drinking alcohol) lol.#and then I saw cinemawins did a video on it and was like oh nice i haven't seen his stuff in a while but he's a pretty leftist creator#scrolled through the comments#second panel face#this sucks i'm outta here.#just leagues and leagues and leagues of anime pfps and right leaning people dogpiling on him for “not understanding what fascism is”#idk it's pretty alien and weird to me watching this movie and going “wow yeah that was pretty obvious huh” like literally the from opening#to the teacher preaching militance and only giving voting rights to “those who serve their nation first and earn it”#and then seeing droves of people online going#WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? It's not anti-fascist and even if it was it's#the director's fault for desecrating heinlein's incredible sci-fi epic vision. ermm media literacy is dead.
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This ain't really NSFW, just more suggestive but anyways, happy birthday to my boyfriend lol
#took me 2 weeks#why?#cause procrastinating exists and i went through ut for so long#i haven't shown him the drawing yet so sh#he don't know this tumblr exists :]#anyways#hopefully i can post something good soon#i suck at this lol
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i’m going to throw the fuck yp WHOOOOOO made this WHY is it in my break room im losing my mind
#keep misreading haveaplan as heaven?!??!?!? osbdbfjdj#everyone telling me to quit my job over this:#this is the best job i’ve ever had in my 14 years of working LOL#well. the pay is shit. but i like the schedule and my store is very good. michael’s as a company sucks ass sucks complete asssssss#but my lil store is <3#ALSO say hiii to the new events host and coordinator <3 i did not get a raise <3
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average day on the prospit battleship
#jade harley#john egbert#homestuck#cascade#shitpost#413#do not let the speed decieve you i suck fucking shit at stepmania and id never done this stepchart before LOL#davesprite: wow i wish i had fucking legs so i could play this shi
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early mornings after nightmares
#just realized I made a pinned post with this art before putting it up whyyy am I like this#anyway headcanon time: I like to think they hang out while the sun comes up after the doctor has a nightmare and they just sit and talk#or Donna will read and just keep him company (I love watching the sun rise it’s such a unique feeling! i suck at getting up early tho lol)#Doctor who#fourteenth doctor#donna noble#I need like. A platonic ship name do we have one of those for them?#my art#not super happy with it but ITS DONE#doctor who fanart#the doctor#catherine tate#david tennant#procreate#Digital art#uh#incase my handwriting is as illegible as I think : Donna’s says “worlds best mum” and the Doctor’s says “worlds okayest uncle”#okay this looks more like a sunset so??
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“And Four ends the fight with a clean leg amputation! Pop! Pops!! Did you hear?! Four won!”
“I heard you the first time. I’ve also already seen the battle myself. Keep quiet, and let me concentrate, or I’ll drain too much of your blood.”
#rottmnt#rottmnt fanart#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise donnie#rise draxum#rottmnt separated au#separated au#ew au#my art#tw medical procedure#I know the perspective sucks#this was me just trying to do a more interesting background lol 😂
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basement guys
#hehehee ive been meaning to draw them lol#i have a bunch of comic ideas i wanna get around to but theyre gonna take a while orz#first one is based on a headcanon abt links humming coined by arystocat.. idk i had a really vivid interaction thinking abt it#the other one is longer but basically connecting the zonai are descendants of gods rumor with some zelda canon abt how#hylians have long ears to hear messages frm the gods.. rauru is really hard to draw though so i keep redoing it ugh#im also practicing how to properly draw faces and i think i like how these came out...!!!#i really suck at gettingthe 3/4 face angles right so rn i consider this a win#my art#myart#doodles#loz#legend of zelda#totk#tears of the kingdom#zelda#link#ganondorf#tloz#ok now i sleep
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I've been using markers to sketch sometimes, instead of pencils, and I really like the way it looks
#sergle art#traditional art#wip#I've been doing more traditional art lately. Idk why#but I was getting annoyed by pencil smudges bc I've got some bigger pieces. just like Larger Pieces#and blurring my own sketches over time as my hand or sleeve drags over the page lowkey sucks#I promise I'm still drawing I'm just not really posting any of it lol
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Zeuszilla? Zuezilla? Zeusilla???? Idk but it's trending on Twitter rn
Anyway, my contribution haha I'll just put this here and disappear!
#godzilla#godzilla x kong: the new empire#zeus#zeuszilla#it's a trend on twitter lol#so i give mine#it sucks idk why I gave him hooman body but it kinda worked?????#anyway wanted to add Rodan as the eagle that's always with zeus#tbh i don't like zeus#kinda sad they comparing him to Godzilla#BUUUTTT it's disney version so i'll allow it#lol#anyway enjoy#do not repost#my art
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“Take my hand” a comic for NaruMitsu Week 2023
day 1 - lies & secrets - 2 - 3 - 4
#nmweek23#narumitsu#wrightworth#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#probably more accurate to say this is mnm? or nmn or whatever lol#so treat the ship name lightly and dont get mad when miles [redacted redacted redacted redacted] yknow?#i wouldnt spoil it wheres the fun in that ¬‿¬#fan art#fan comic#aa#rendevok#this is like. vaguely aa5 and on because i couldnt be assed to play those games yet#love their waistcoats tho YUM#also future warning i still suck at writing so if this is ooc! i’m sorry idk what im doing but i sure am doing it bb#i’ll update this post with links to the others as i post them! you’re in for about 30 pages so ♡ ♡ ♡ hope you have an appetite for sweets#(i say as if i didnt just post angst) IT WAS THE PROMPTS. THE PROMPTS MADE ME DO IT
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Cant believe they carried the entire show and nothing bad happened to them ever. and they were t4t
#augh ough#every so often i get sucked into starkid again and damn. they really got me this time#i think this is actually my first time drawing fanart for starkid aside from one doodle from a million years ago of tommy jr from avpsy#mispelled draws#misp draws#starkid#nerdy prudes must die#starkid npmd#npmd#nerdy prudes spoilers#npmd spoilers#npmd fanart#hatchetfield#ruth npmd#npmd richie#richie lipschitz#i forget ruths last name uhhhh#oh#ruth fleming#i dont even know if they have a ship name lol i just got here#anyway ruth is extremely non binary to me#richie is probably talking about anime
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