#I swear it was funny

[ultralazycreatorfan]

Kotlc as happenings from the annual work Christmas party (note: we work with public works/the people who clean your water, run sewers, make sidewalks, etc)

Sophie (with Tam): so last year someone was really worried we’d be tattooing each other (Keefe) and someone was very sad we weren’t (also Keefe)

Fitz: if I were a wolf my name would be Fitzroy ✨Wastewater✨

Biana: there are so many men… I like this table (all women)

Keefe, after Tam gets a life straw in white elephant: you can test it by coming to the wastewater plant <3

Dex: Jim Carrey is a frightening creature

Tam: did you bring a high chair for Keefe?

Linh: I accidentally put one of your personal gifts in the white elephant pile. If someone opens it… I will be taking it back…

Ro, whispering: I hope someone eats these muffins… they taste like fish… I’d love to see it (evil giggling) (no one ate the muffins)

[prince-of-red-lions]

*in band, running through a song*

*mr. H stops us*

mr. H: “hey, where’s my bells? you were doing just fine and then you left. where’d you go?”

guy beside me playing the bell part: “away 😃”

mr. H: “don’t go away come back 🤨”

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[payasita]

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

[celestialalpacaron]

Jealous little brat 🥰 Angel I promise they’re just sharing intel about overlords, relax bb girl asgbswjjhwjhwhjwjw

[glitchedcosmos]

Yeah he’s fine.

[catboybrak]

Shit post for y'all <3

[quarklynx]

here’s my cosplay of that old lady with a sword

[5ummit]

[pinkturnabout]

edgeworth is not here to fucking play

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike isn’t wrong, but he’s not right either..

Based off @/Tanijrou post on twitter

[sykloni]

DP x House M.D.

9. Bleeding out in an alleyway

This is kind of the vibe with DP x House M.D. crossovers:

Danny is injured and sick with some mysterious illness on top of that. Just overall bad time for him. He is a minor. The hospital wants to call his parents. He doesn't. How would he even begin to explain that he is in New Jersey!? His doctor is kind of mean and probably will figure out what's wrong with him while figuring out what's wrong with him.

This is one of those crossovers that feels kind of random, but is super enjoyable. There are 6 DP x House M.D fics on FFN! It's been couple years since I read them. I remember the one where Danny ends up hospitalised as Phantom being my favorite, but I think there were also other good ones.

[ks1971]

Tears o'er a tin box Oh, Jesus Christ, he wasn't to know Like a chicken with a fox He couldn't win the war with ego

close-ups below

[nondelphic]

me planning out my story: this will be so straightforward and easy!

me writing: why is there a subplot about flour?

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

Hehe funny vine humor

[askzloyxp]