#I want a killer husbando!!!

[wolfyfoxyhedgy]

Piggy (Cerdita) 2022

A plus-size girl get pick on by bullies because of her weight. One day she found her tormenters getting kidnap by a killer (who is also plus size), the killer grows fond of the main girl and gets revenge for her.

I found a TikTok of this movie.

(Warring: This is my opinion and spoilers.)

I enjoy this movie, this is like some horror love story (there were moments I tear up). The killer is totally horror husband and I love him; He kills the bullies (which they tried to drown Sara), buys her favorite treat, and takes her away from her bitchy mother (I wasn't quite sure about the rest of the family). I like Sara (main female), she's a pretty girl and didn't deserved to be bully/torment (her swimsuit looks so cute on her). Claudia was really annoying (she's the "old friend of the main female but ditched her to become one of the popular people" character) she took a picture of Sara drowning and stole her towel (the other girls stole Sara's stuff, making her walk home in her swimsuit), Roci is so toxic and still call Sara "piggy" when she trying to save them (I wanted Roci to die at the end). I hate the scene when Sara is getting sexual harass by a group of guys, the killer gave them karma by drive his van at them (one of them broke his arm). I was so upset that Sara had to kill the man who is trying to protect her, the way she killed him was so gruesome (biting his neck).

[the-sage-libriomancer]

actually one thing i like about Romantic Killer that doesn't get talked about much is how Anzu definitely needed the jolt to her routine when Riri showed up. like it's perfectly fine that she doesn't want a boyfriend and isn't interested in love, but she also didn't have any friends, wasn't going out to do activities or hang out with people, and never put any effort into bettering herself. her life outside of school was literally just video games and chocolate - it looks like she relied on playing video games with her classmates during middle school, then stopped once it became socially unacceptable (or just too difficult) to keep up the relationships and then never made any friends outside of Saki. that's not healthy!

i mean yeah, the "getting trapped in a dating sim against her will" thing is completely unfair for Anzu, but it's probably what saved her from getting too comfortable with avoiding people. as much as i laugh at/relate to Anzu gushing over her husbandos, you really get the sense that pre-series Anzu doesn't like real people all that much specifically because they're not fictional people with fictional emotions. the way she opens up to Kazuki, Junta, Hijiri, and even Riri is genuinely a joy to watch, and even if it's only because of Otome Shoujo Cliches come to life, doing things like getting a job and going on dates are all great ways for Anzu to break out of her comfort zone.

basically i love that the story doesn't force Anzu to fall in love or accept an unwanted romance, but it isn't advocating for her antisocial lifestyle either. the main message of the series is first and foremost "connections with your fellow humans matter whether you like it or not" and it's a lesson that Anzu actively has to relearn after locking herself away from people for most of high school.

and i think that's neat.

[uwuowotf2waslife]

What does your husbando/waifu/nonbinary barbie-crotched S/O says about you?

TW: slight teasing,but oh well...., also nsfw themes and swearing ( sowwy)

TEAM FARTRESS 2

Scooter/weanie man: complete morosexual or the unhuman need to take care of Boston inhabitants with room temperature EQ ( en englais: you have the mommy/daddy/parent kink and you want to show that boi all the love he deserves)

Soldier: you are a human carpet ( sub) or so Dom my sibling in Christ I am terrified. You think his bravery/randomness is endearing or you got roped in by every tumblr/wattpad headcanon potraying him as the ultimate beefcake ( cant argue with you, mofo built like a brickhouse on steroids without the roids.)

Pybro: A. you are a nonbinary peep and any nb representation makes your ovaries/balls/reproductive parts COMBUst with excitment. B. intense latex/leather kink with slight burn/wax play on main. I am both afraid and faschinated by your ability to flesh out on a person we barely know the most basics of their personaility, Godspeed you allmighty bAstERD <3

eNGIe: cowboy appreciator, daddy seeker and parental figure creamer connesuer, you fell in love with the ( here ) so much you actively search and look out for the gruff, wrench handling and guitar-playing texas man of your dreams. No matter your gender or sexuality engie hits that hotspot only the daddiest of daddies hit !

Heavy: rare breed of bear enjoyer, probs an older sibling that wants to make the older sibling ( tired, unhydrated and slighty (( extremely)) in need of therapy) pair. Probably not a huge shipper since you view HeavyMedic as more of a platonic pairing, or you are of the rarest Medicx Reader x Heavy poly sandwich. Please dont hug him too tight, hell hug tired and make your eyes pop like a cheap pop eyed toy.

Demo: contrary to popular belief, you are not a bbc enjoyer/seeker, Demoman isnt just a sextoy to you. He is just the only level headed person you see in a team of morons ( for u) or manchildren with murder tendencies and well, JUST LOOK AT HIM, HE IS BUILT WITH ABBS LIKE A WASHBOARD AND LOVES HIS MOM, HE IS NOT HUSBAND MATERIAL. HE IS SOULMATE/LOVE TILL DEATH ( WONT DO YOU PART, HE KNOWS MAGIK TO RECITATE YOU) , PLEASE I SALUTE YOU YOU GLORIOUS TAVISH ENJOYER!

Medic: WE GET IT HE IS HANDSOME AND SOUNDS EITHER LIKE A CHICKEN WITH A TOP TIER DANTE DEMON OR HOT GERMAN GILF! Please dont canoodle him so hard, youll throw out his back or break his hip. Also very questionable kinks ( i see you blood kinksters). You unironically are the I cAn MakE HiM So MUch WorSE squad and you scare me.

Sniper: yes he is the ratman ofyour dreams and yes he is also really pretty, but please stop treating him like a man who aint also a hired killer. Yes he wont even think to correct his Macas orders, but he will and can make you swoon so hard you look redder than Pyros suit, mans gots that outdoors, unshowered , rugged swagg and he is rocking it harder than the fricking 80s <3 <3

Spah: yesh you have a french kink, yes you want him to whisper in your ear soft french while he btters your bagguet, probably into dilfs or gilfs in the distance because none is a dilf /suave/sensual enough for you. ( perfume isnt a shower, go to shower now, mon petit coucou

RESIDENT EVIL VILLAGE ( or the bimbofied RE4)

Lady Alcina Dimitrescu: a cis male/ a sapphic soul/trans,enby vagabond who respectfully wants to drown while motorboating he absolute units of bazoongas. Perhaps slight size kink and perhaps a person who doesnt mind a good blood slurped by their F! S/O if their tumm had the ramblies. Please dont go overboard, or youll enter the unholy assemblange of vore/stuffing kink irl

Donna Bienevento: creepypasta kid, you unironically got spooked first time you read Jeff the Killer. Probably into some questionable types of literature, hardcore horror enjoyer who also has a sanrio addiction. You have tried some kinds of handcraftmanship and might even have some hobbies that involve handiwork. I applaud you, but please dont give the basement FEOTus monster your choccy milk, itll have the zoomies and knock of angies card-castle.

Salvatore Moreau: the epitome of I can fix him! peeps, probably slight hurt/comfort enjoyer. You saw how dirty all the other treat him and you crave to make fish man happy. Both feet in monsterfuckening domain, unironically want to do the dirty while he is at monster form. Maybe you saw the Shape of Water and your brain did the thingy, but oh well, please continue on and make the lord of the reservoir the happiest fish in the sea!

Karl Heisenberg : you slimy, daddy kinked bAsterds, cant we have one game with a slight rat man with a good VA without yall flocking to him like lycans to his factory for french toast scraps??? slight bdsm enjoyer, or person who wants metal rat man happy and softened out like a soviet made breadcutter blade after a top tier professional restoration. Either way, please handle with care he may cry if you hug him the good way

The duke: an absolute chad who may or may not want to drown all your sorrows to a large, beautiful, suave man hug ( or man-thing, you never know.) You seriously deserve the world, because you be pumping fics faster than a heated political debate on Reddit. Also probably a slight hand kink, we all show those monsters at the Shadow of Rose DLC.

[moodooivy]

Headcanons

(I'm starting to feel more comfortable posting stuff without having to attaching art. I'm going to start saving up to get a drawing tablet so I can draw again because I like to, but it's nice to just post without drawing for 2 hours straight beforehand. So yeah, it's going to be a long while still I draw again. Once I can I'll probably start drawing more of my AUs like Equustale and my ship kids. Until then, you guys don't seem to mind this. Thank you, I really appreciate the support. I know I don't make money off my art yet, but I hope I will someday get to the point where I can and the support makes me feel hopeful. Anyway, I'm going to shut up now. This isn't a comic. Since I now don't feel obigated to make a piece of mediocre art alongside it, I want to share some personal headcanons about our fav Sansy boys)

I know they are all Sanses so they technically shouldn't be any physically different than Classic, heck they probably shouldn't even be shipped together, but we're going to ignore all that because this.

Nightmare

Nightmare is naturally short. But he can shapeshift, so he makes himself tall. 4' 8''. If he didn't do this he'd be 4' 0'' (Not the same height as Blue because he aged). He uses silverware..... Horror disapproves. Probably sings Disney villain songs in his pastime.

Error

Erorr is a tiny Oompa Loompa at 4' 2''. Blue's personal bodyguard. Prob steals Cross's chocolate. Possibly Ink's ex. Oooh drama.

Cross

Cross is 4' 7''. That's all I have.

Dust

He's just as tall as Cross. He just looks shorter because he slouches. A lot. He liked My Little Pony............ (Fluttershy of the group. He best Bad Sans. If Blue is my waifu, Dust is my husbando lol) Rabbit person.

Killer

Killer is also tiny gremlin at 4' 3''. Only one who knows Dust is a bronie. (Pinkie Pie of the group lol) Cat person.

Horror

Tall boi at 5' 5''. Glorified doggo when he wants to. Murderous. Rabid murder pup person... Or dog person I guess. He files down his teeth and sharpens his fingertips. Will eat anything he can fit inside his mouth. He wants to eat Killer... Don't know how that would work.

Dream

Dream is taller than Blue only because the gold apple he ate during "the incident" gave him height. He's not 4' 0'' because he spent the years Nightmare grew trapped in stone. Can't read worth a crap. He uses Blue for positivity.

Ink

Fresh's bestie lol. Personal bodyguard. From Error. Naughtiest little sinnamon roll to walk this earth.

Blue

Secretly likes to crossdress lol. Could prob lift 200 pounds. For 3' 6'', that's heavy. What can I say, everysans loves him.

Undertale: Toby Fox Blue: Popcornpr1nce Ink: Comyet Dream: Jokublog Nightmare: Jokublog Error: Crayonqueen Horror: Sour-Apple-Studios Killer: Rahafwabas Dust: Ask-Dusttale Cross: Jakei95

[thequietkid-moonie]

hey! hope you're having an awesome day so far. i recently just finished watching "romantic killer" and OMG I LOVED IT! if you don't mind, could i request some headcanons of kazuki, junta, and hijiri crushing on the reader who's a huge otaku (like a huge one. loves watching anime and reading manga when given the chance, owns as much merch as they can afford, and their eyes literally light up when anyone mentions her favorite series)? and one thing about them is that they're such a simp over certain anime characters, will literally squeal over images and video clips like "WHY IS (INSERT ANIME CHARACTER) SO CUTE/HOT/GORGEOUS?!" later, it turns out the reader also likes the boys back, and while they're happy about it, they're initially flustered like "you actually like me? out of all people, you like someone who does nothing but watch anime 24/7?" and even asking "you do realize that you're probably gonna deal with me screaming over my anime husbandos and/or waifus even when we date, right?" (may or may not have put myself on blast with this request. also, sorry if this got a bit too long LMAO). ty! <3

Their crush is a huge otaku

[ HEADCANONS ] [ Kazuki, Junta, Hijiri ] [ Romantic Killer ]

Dear are you sure you aren't my lost twin or something? 🤨 Because you have described me perfectly

Haha I loved your prompt dear, it was really funny to think

Tsukasa Kazuki

Since the first moment you had met Tsukasa you had always been like that, and actually that is something he admires, just being you is something that atracted him to you at first

It help that you don't pay much attention in his beaty, he hates to draw attention for his appearance and you had never made a big deal of it (mainly because you are always focused in the characters you love, but he still appreciate it)

Speaking of, probably you had emphasize his appearance at least once, and the first time you did it he get anxious (specially if it was when you two met), but he was surprised that in just on a second you started talking about someone else, a characters that looks like him (even if is just a little) and you just start ranting about them, not even paying attention to Tsukasa anymore, he was confused and shocked but somehow grateful too

He had never been bothered by your ranting, at first he find it problematic since he hates drawing attention, and with how excited you get it could be a little difficult to not to, but with some time he just gets used to and doesn't bother him anymore

He had never mind it at all whenever you talk about the characters you love, but he tent to ask you to calm down before you hurt yourself for how excited you get, if you show him pictures or videos of them he will see them (just because you asked nicely) but he doesn't say much about them since he cannot see what is so special about them (he doesn't say it out loud though, he had learned his lesson after the first time he did it and you explained to him all the good things you know about that character)

If you ever show him your collection, either mangas or different merch, he will find it a little strange (it would remember him a little about his stalker, but he calms down rather quickly when you start talking like always), he won't judge you though (at least try not to), and will give you some advice of how take proper care of it if you ask him (he is pretty good with the housechores so that could help)

If you ask him he will make you company while shopping whenever you go for more mangas or merch, he doesn't mind too much, but he will make you dress something not anime related

Tsukasa doesn't even realice when he started to pay more attention to whatever you are saying, when he start to made efforts to understand what are you talking about, when he started waiting to be able to talk to you just so he could hear you speak with such emotion nor even when he started to get annoyed whenever he heards you simp about one of your favorite characters, wanting to be the one you are talking about so lovely (but he feels embarrassed about feeling like that)

For him is a slowly process so he will notice his feelings for you after some time, when he had already fallen in love you, and his attitude doesn't change much, but he discreetly start to spending more time to you, you have become his safe space so he start being a little more clingy

He start to even pay a more close attention to you, to your voice and your expresions so it won't be so strange if he ask you from time to time about the anime you are watching, he may even unconsciously mentions it when you two aren't talking about it just to to provoke you so you will start talking about it (specially becouse by just hearing the only mention of it makes you noticibly excited, and he loves seeing you like that, it amused him)

He probably won't confess, it had to be you the who confess to him or either one of you do it by accident, unconsciously letting out at comment that express your feelings

And when you two admit your feelings for each other he never expected for you to asking if he is willing to accept you as the huge otaku and simp you are, he will look at you weirdly and say that he already does it and he loves you for who you are, he is already used to your craziness (and he will tease you for it)

Junta Hayami

Junta is really sweet and kind-hearted, even when he is bothered for something he has troubles to say it, but by the moment you two become friends he is always up to hear you rant about anime, he doesn't mind

From time to time he can get confused and a little bit overwhelmed for all your ranting and he tries to ask you to stop or to repeat yourself mainly because he is actually trying to undestand all you are saying, Junta really tries to get into the conversation, even if he doesn't really know the anime or doesn't say much he is always paying attention

He won't have much troubles to help you whenever you need it, like if you stayed up watching anime at night or were too distracted during class he will help you to cover it or explaining to you what you missed, but will scold you for doing it (no matter how much times you do it he never stop helping you, he just get more worried about you)

If you ever recommend him an anime or manga he promises to watch/read it, and he actually will make some time to do it, it won't be too weird if one day he came to you to ask you something about it or to tell you something he really liked it

Also, it won't be so strange if he ended up learning your favorite animes and characters, he actually did efforts too, and he even search about them a little more whenever something you say catch his attention

Whenever he heards you being simp over a characters he laugh nervously, at first it makes him nervous because is like if you were talking about something personal (since you like them so much), after some time he get used to but still it makes him a little nervous since you get so excited and even passionate whenever you talk about the character you love (and when he starts liking you he start being a little jelous too)

Junta doesn't have the heart to say something bad about them or ask you to stop, you seem to be having a lot of fun with talking about them and he will feel bad for interrupt you (even by accident). Also, if you show him pictures or videos of them he won't say much and just nod or say that you are right

Junta doesn't think much about his appearance and he is rather shy, so if you ever compliment his appearance he will get super flustered, even if you did it because he looks like one of the characters you love and start ranting about them, he doesn't mind (that actually help him calm down) he still appreciate the compliment, but after some time it would start bother him because he wants to be the person you like (he may even put more attention on what you say about them)

To be honest he was surprised the first time he saw your collection or when he accompanied you to buy something new, he has never thought that it would exist some much merch for just one anime, he really takes time to appreciate all your collection if you let him and he gladly hear you rant about it (like from what anime it is, from what scene, if it is a special edition and so on)

Also, he normally is busy with the school and the club (all the training and matches) but he will be happy to go with you whenever you want to buy more things for your collection (but he will be a little shy for it since that could easily be a date)

By the time Junta start liking you he will get a little more clingy and blushy with you, it would take him some time to notice it too but he tries to not make a big deal of it

He had never mind it all your excitment about the animes but now he start to get more flustered whenever you rant about them because now he pay more attention on your expresions and your voice, feeling that he falls more in love whenever he sees you and feeling embarrassed whenever he catches himself thinking like that. Now he will pay more attention on the characters you love the most, trying to see if there is something similar between them (maybe there will know your type or if he even has a chance with you)

The moment you two confess your feelings for each other you don't even have to ask him because he had let out his heart when he tell you how he feels, and he makes sure to say that he loves you completely , even that part of you that loves ranting about the animes and characters you love the most

Hijiri Koganei

Hijiri is used to be surrounded by people who admire and praise him, so to catch his attention you have to be different from them and not really pay attention to him. It could be either because you say that he is like a typical anime character or praise his appearance just to start ranting about one of the characters you love that he looks like

He doesn't even know what are you talking about but he is offended because you are comparing him with someone else and you seem to prefer the other. He will confront you right away, how you dare to compare him with someone else?, he demand to know it in that moment so you will have no other option than talk about the anime/character (not like you don't want to), that is the first time he heard you rant like that

At first he just stay by your side because he wanted to show you that he is obviously better that all that characters you talk so much, but soon he start seeing you as a friend (as much as he hate it)

He thinks that all your rant is dumb and usless (at least at first) and he will express it, but he will learn to at least tolerate it since offending what you love just makes your relationship difficult (either because you get mad at him or because it sadden you, both option lead you to avoid him)

After some time Hijiri go from criticize you for obsessing over something he sees silly to criticize the plot and characters, he may even admit from time to time that "is not too bad", maybe it isn't the best change but that shows the interest he started to win over it

Normally you two have this conversations in "dates", he accept to hear you rant about everything you want only if is in a date (for him is like a deal), and after some time he just get used to all your ranting and even start to get interested in it, and when he does he will start to search more about it (either him or ask Tsuchiya to do it)

Also, he tent to surprise you by having the iniative to talk more about that anime or saying some details that you could bet he didn't know, he says that is not a big deal, is normal for him to know so much but in reallity he loves to see your shocked expression when he does it and to brag about it too

When you had commented that you have a collection with a lot of merch about it, he find it strange (and he say it) but he demand to see it (he is curious too). Even if he is surprided by your collection (no matter if is a lot or just a few things) he will act like is nothing, saying that he isn't impress even when he is curious

He from time to time buy you some things too, mainly after he got interested on the anime (and in you of course), he doesn't go out of his way to buy something but if he find something casually that he reconize it from anime you like or that he even is interested in, something he knows you will like

What he will never like is seeing you simp over the characters, even before he start liking you, he will call you idiot for it (but will stop after learning that this make things more difficult) he just don't see what you see in them, why you put so much attention in them and not in him? What they have that he doesn't? He is embarrassed for it but he is jelous of seeing you so excited for someone else, he will try to avoid to talk about them and even cut you when you start talking (and that just increase when he start liking you)

After he started to like you in a more sincere way then he will do more efforts to know what you like, trying to remember the animes you like the most (at least the names), now he pay more attention what you say than in criticize it. And this time he does efforts to find some merch about it, specially if is a special/limited edition, too expensive or something that have a special meaning either for you or in the anime (he isn't going to accept it but he is trying to impress you)

He never really had a problem with admiting that he is interested on you, so a confession it would came either from you or him admiting that now he likes you in a more sincere and romantic way

And when you ask him if is real and if he is willing to endure you he gets a little annoyed, first because you are doubting his feelings and second because he had already endure your attitude all this time, do you think he will do that if he doesn't wanted? He just accept his love for you inconspicuously, in his own way

[count-alucard-tepes]

Count Alucard, May I ask, what is it that attracted you to the OP Hotties? Did you like Akainu because he’s magma? Do you like Ben because it’s more quiet? I must know!

Alright all have different reasons so you have to bare with me while go through all of these😂😂😂

Kizaru ✨: he just oozes sexy sugar daddy that would make you melt the moment he talks to you! I’m amazed I liked him so much later than normal😂

Akainu🌋: the type of guy I’d end up marrying because he’s stern and to the book..and I’m batshit crazy and all over the place😂 I love him so much and we both love gardening and have sexy tattoos on the left sides of our bodies of flowers too! That’s my baby daddy of all time!

Ryokugyu 🌱: he’s just so fucking sexy and has the zero fucks energy, I love him and need to know more about his tattoo!!! Love his devil fruit power too!

Fujitora 🐅: he’s a fan favorite but he’s a cutie too and has a heart of gold!

Sir Crocodile 🐊: literally the first villain in OP to steal my heart and I didn’t want it back…he’s just so fucking hot!

Doflamingo Donquixote 🦩: the flamboyant sex God who wears pink and has BD energy! He is fucking everything! I am ready to risk it all for Doffy!

Benn Beckman 🔫: he’s just so fucking hot and protective, I want to know everything about Benn!

Katakuri Charlotte 🍡: a total badass who loves his family and donuts! That’s husband material right there!

Killer🔪: the hair, the body, the blades! He’s just so freaken cool, I literally want to make him blush!

Kaido🐉: I want to be his wife, he’s just so hot omg! He just seems like a guy who would love you till the end of his days!

King 👑: tall, dark and sexy…with wings and white hair! I’m literally eating out of his giant hands!

Queen👑: he’s just the guy I want to party with and get VIP tickets to Onigashima!

Izou🔫🔫: he’s the most beautiful man I have ever seen and I can’t deal! He would talk my pants off.

Dragon D Monkey 🐉🐒: he’s so mysterious and unbelievably cool, not to mention sexy af! I need Dragon in my life!

Oven Charlotte 🍞: he’s just such a goof ball but I love him so much!

Buggy🤡: he is literally going to be the pirate king! And his beautiful hair omg!

Marco the Phoenix 🦅: he’s such a cutie, totally husbando material and he’s a doctor!

Eustass Kidd🤘🎸: I love his aesthetic and he’s really cute! I love his red hair too!!!

Rosinantè Donquixote aka Cora-San💕:

Oh he’s such a sweetheart and stole my heart! He just deserves all the love in the world.

Who’s Who ❤️‍🔥👹: I just need him to get me pregnant because he has no right looking that hot in his leather outfit and sexy pink hair and being a kitty! How dare you, sir!?

Gecko Moria🦇: alright Prime Gecko Moria could get it any day! Enough said!

Iceburg💜: he’s so funny and his hair and lipstick is everything! I love him!

Gild Tesoro⚜️🏅: he’s just so fucking fine! I would risk it all to be his sugar baby! He’s rich, he’s hot, he’s single, no kids and he’s strong…yeah, I’m sold!

Rob Lucci🐆: he’s stoic and super sexy! He turns into a big sexy kitty! I can’t deal!

[shieldofiron]

I’m totally projecting here since I have a stutter-

Maybe billy who has a stutter and Neil decided to beat that shit out of him, so that’s why billy speaks so slow (I do too), he has to slowly think out every word,

So maybe when he goes to the Byers’ house he gets so upset he starts stuttering? Before the fight? Like uh “is t-that you har-Harrington?” And Steve goes to make fun of him or something, but then he realizes the look of Billy’s face. A mixture of fear and anger at himself, and he stops

Maybe a flash to the future where Billy doesn’t have to think about every word and can speak the way he wants to, with his loving husbando Steve?

🥰🥺

1984

Billy smiles, slow and languorous, "Is that you, Harrington?"

"Yeah. It's me, don't cream your pants," Harrington bit the words out and stepped down the tiny wooden porch.

He put his hands on his hips, tossing that pretty long brown hair back a little, and squaring up, shoulders tight.

Billy glanced back at the house and saw a flash of red hair in the window.

Motherfucker.

Billy looked back to Steve. What the hell was this? Why wasn't Max just coming out? She had to know that it was late, that her mom would be pissed she wasn't home.

Billy sucked in a breath

"W-what are you doing h-h-here," Billy tried to suck in a deep breath, "Amigo."

Cool Billy, He thought, Really cool. You totally covered it with the Amigo.

Harrington's lip curled a little, "What was that, Hargrove?"

The words seemed to stop up in Billy's throat, pile up and stick with jagged edges.

"M-My step sister," He manages to get out. "S-she..."

Harrington's grinning in that sort of shit eating way that precludes a set down, and it has Billy's fists tightening. He can feel his face getting red, and his stomach starts buzzing. He looks back at Max and she's trying to be hidden. He doesn't understand.

"L-Little B-birdy," Billy sucks in a breath, "T-told me that sh-she..."

That grin starts to falter a little. Harrington steps back just a bit, puts his hand out, palm open.

"Hey," Harrington says softly, "It's okay. Um... it's okay. She's here, but... there's a lot of shit going on tonight."

Billy tightens his fist and then releases it. Once. Twice. Three times.

"G-gotta bring h-her home," Billy's tongue feels a little less stuck in his throat at least. Harrington waits for a moment, watching like he's giving Billy time to add anything he needs to.

"I swear she's okay, she's not hurt," Harrington lays a hand over his heart, making those bambi eyes wide and sweet in a way Billy's never seen before, "Why don't you come inside and I'll explain?"

---

1994

"It was killer, Steve," Billy traces a secret pattern in Steve's chest hair, "Cherry, with the most well preserved original chrome. An actual St-Stingray. I almost came the moment I touched it."

"Almost, huh?" Steve's voice rumbles across Billy's skin, "So does that mean you're all... pent up?"

Billy turns onto his stomach and rests his chin on Steve's stomach, "You're ruining my story, horndog."

"I'm just listening to the details," Steve smiles down at him, "Tell me the story."

"It had a cream and c-cherry interior. Cherry red dash. Custom, Steve," Billy leans hard on his chin, trying to impress on Steve the seriousness of the situation, "Custom? In Indiana? Do you know how hard that is to do?"

Steve smiles, "Not if you know the right guy."

Billy smiles back, "Oh yeah? The right guy? And who would that be?"

"Well... he's cool," Steve runs a hand along Billy's bicep, tracing the heart that reads, 'Mad Max.'

"Of course," Billy shrugs.

"And he's humble," Steve smirks.

"Gotta be humble. Being humble is the best."

"And he's..." Steve's eyes get darker, "So passionate. About cars, I mean."

Billy smiles, slow and languorous.

"And I am very," Steve leans in and kisses Billy's forehead, "Very. In love with... the interior he installed in my car."

Billy dug his fingers into Steve's side until Steve squirmed, his knees drawing up and his laughter crackling off the walls of their bedroom.

"You dick," Billy cries, huffing and letting him go.

"Maybe... I was thinking tonight we could start with your dick first," Steve licks his lips, "I have some oral skills I want to show off."

Billy purses his lips, "Oh, Steve. Oral skills are definitely my specialty."

Steve just smirks, cocky as ever, "Oh you're so on. Amigo."

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@hickory-smoked-ass SO CUTE! SUCH CUTIES!

I didn't want Billy's stutter to "magically" disappear at the end, more like it doesn't trip him up so much when it happens. Because Steve loves him, a little stutter doesn't matter.

[nitrozem]

🩹 ADHESIVE BANDAGE - for the love of my life tony please :)

Thanks for the ask!!

(also tw for abuse/trauma mention)

🩹 ADHESIVE BANDAGE — does your oc have any physical and/or mental disabilities?

Physical: He’s starting to get arthritis as he gets older but he just takes a pain killer and tries to forget about it, eye sights just getting worse too (Val’s worried bout him)

Mental: Anxiety and likely has some form of ptsd (from abusive childhood and the other wild and dangerous situations he’s been in) he’s in denial about. He doesn’t trust people easily and is usually hyper vigilant when he out and about. Especially when he was with Juni Que, when he was young. He’s seen some fucked up shit in his time and he never wants her to see that kinda shit. Sometimes he cannot sleep due to racing thoughts so he’s just up late sometimes wonder wtf to do. I guess now he’s usually not alone anymore (nocturnal werewolf husbando and all) so it’s not as bad as before.

[aspaceformbf]

YB Archetype Rainbow Dump

Diagram Source

(TW - mentions rape)

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Blue - Funny factor. Insert silly nicknames here

Yellow - Good or evil? Is he an asshole? 

Green - Romantic and sweet? Are you attracted to him? 

Red - Supernatural and spooky? Weak or powerful? Unstoppable killer or helpless?

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Green and Red - Love Route

Green - Friendship Route

Red and Yellow - Rejection Route

Yellow and Blue - Abuse Route

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Green - Wholesome. Domestic bliss

Green and Red - He loves me, protects me and takes care of me. He is so big and strong. Mother Bear vibes. Softdom.

Green and Blue - Subby and cute. I like to put him in dresses and take care of him and feed him. My toy. Sub.

Green and Yellow - Lovers to enemies and back to lovers.

Yellow - Evil

Yellow and Red - Evil and Dangerous and Destructive

 Yellow and Blue - Evil and Pathetic and Bullyable

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Sex Version

Green - Romantic Sex

Green and Red - INTENSE sex

Green and Yellow - Makeup Sex

Blue and Green - Goofy sex. You peg him and he honks like a clown. 

Yellow - Hate sex

Yellow and Red - He noncons you. 

Yellow and Blue - You noncon him / Gross sex, unsanitary even. 

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Yellow

He is absolutely horrible and the worst person alive

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High Yellow Medium Red - Daddy Dom Rapist, he hurts me, he cut my leg off, he beats the shit out of me

High Yellow Med Red Med Green - .... and you love him for it.

Yellow and Blue - He's annoying and pathetic and needy and UGLY. I'm gonna fucking bully him. I honestly don't see what people see in him.

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Red

He is a real supernatural entity, I see him in the corner of my eye, I can hear him, he is always with me, he is in all my devices

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Red and Blue - Supernatural funnyman who crawls in your devices. This meepcity pet, this twiggy egg man is stalking me. He's so funky. Honk. 

High Red High Green - Guardian angel. I pray to him. Supernatural spirit husband who protects and loves me. We make love in my dreams. No real person can match his divinity. He changed my life. I need him.

High Red Medium Yellow - Oh god this thing is going to kill me. I need an exorcist. Please help me. Oh my god.

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Green

Softcore wholesome prince charming. You love him so much. Husbando. 

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Green and Blue - UWU soft boy, absolutely the cutest bean, subby and bullyable. Kinky Trophy Malewife. 

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Green, Yellow, Red

Villain to everyone but you. Would commit genocide to make your life even a little bit better.

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Red, Blue, Yellow

He is crawling in my computer. That asshole. He lives rent free in my head and won't leave me alone. 

He's annoying. I want to bully him. 

He likes to pick on me and play pranks on me. I want to smash a pan over his bald head. 

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Blue, Yellow, Green

He is evil and annoying and needy and pathetic. I want to hit him. I want to fuck him. He pisses me off. He's mine.

He does things to me. Look at him. I love him and I hate him. I'm gonna slap and then kiss this meepcity 2000s new grounds animation stickman. 

He is no real threat to me and is not dangerous at all he's just needy and annoying and also cute.

[mishkakagehishka]

Korka korka korka, first I want to say thank you for the content. And secondly your convo with that gatekeeper or something or someone is really funny. It remind me of first time getting into enstars. I thought it was going to be a cute game about collecting husbando and song but then i start to delve into the story and you know surprise surprise there's a lot of dark stuf. It feels like you just enjoy some sundae and then someone smash a tennis ball at your face at march 20 kekekeke. Well that kind of story actually makes me more and more like enstars thought. And maybe because i like yandere content stuf. Either the horror ones or the romanticizing ones. Well to me ultimately all of it stay in the fiction and not real life.

And oh i want to ask u about what if mika's darling is someone like quite an objective person when it comes to gore. Like what they thought when they see the gore is ultimately only about a human body and even would comment on it's anatomy. Like there are pretty much is okey okey about it, even thought it was presented such way. I guess they are kind of go with the flow type. Would it be considered enabling or what?

And once more thank you for the content!

Enjoying a sundae and then getting a tennis ball to the face... no but literally😭😭 "Hihihoho funny lil anime idols they're so cu- WHAT DO YOU MEAN WAR??? ASSASSINS!?!??!" But same. I'm a sucker for contrasts and such (anything from "beauty in the grotesque" poetry to gurokawa art, really), and dark fiction my beloveddd (<- obvi, yandere and gore/body horror writer and all) (there has to be a shorter way to write "body horror" i'm getting sick of it. I propose "bodhor".)

On to yandere Mika. I think a yandere Mika would feel enabled by almost anything, but if his darling likes commenting on the anatomy and giving him objective tips on his art he definitely sees it as support. You want him to improve, don't you? He's so thankful for your support, and writing down all your tips on his memopad! It's not enabling as it is, in fact, it seems rather "natural" to have an interest in the anatomical side of it (because it is fascinating, and humans are known to seek knowledge of themselves like that), but it's Mika, and it's Mika as a yandere, so~ He takes it as support. Definitely seeks you out whenever he gets stuck to ask you for your opinions! It's almost cute in a way, if he weren't so obsessed with drawing you and him specifically.

The problem comes less in terms of enabling him and more in feeding his obsession's direction, though. Mika wants to impress you so bad, and you seem to like his art - you just prefer realistic gore? So, he should research so he can improve and really wow you. And from there on, it's pretty easy to wander into "serial killer" Mika, or even gore-obsessed Mika who tries to cut you open because he "has to see what yer guts look like." territory.

[morbid-dreamzz]

Hey I have another goofy "EDGY" Au

This Au About X(aka Almaden) and Gamma(aka Y)

Almaden/X and Gamma/Y are Brothers

they are based on the dead robots Gut man and Rock

They had complex programming problems (aka Feelings)

They were the last creations of the Pre-Dead Light

Auto caring about Them

but something terrible happened.

X was disappointed in people (y'know war criminals, abuse and ect) and he wanted destroy them all and he KILLED Dr.Light

(god bless him)

*Auto and Gamma was Shocked and Terrified*

And Auto, who took care of Light, gave weapons to Gamma so that he would KILL X, otherwise genocide would happen

When Gamma arrived at his destination, X told him: “I don’t give a damn about humans appearance and other things, they are still terrible creatures.”

And Gamma, in tears, pokes X into the knife, X was shocked that he wounds him and Y kills him completely

then gamma and auto bury X

If you don't know who is gamma

He is stolen son of Dr.Light

Willy turns him into a killer

Here's Gamma

In fact, he is the spiritual parent of X, because he was originally created to protect and serve world peace

And yes, I shared this with Au because you love X and he is your husbando

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO there's not enough fan works of X killing and maiming

Your AU is amazing!! The most interesting part is that he killed his own creator, idk that just makes the whole thing more hardcore

[pundyy]

👀 so yknow my friend saying that we should change our discord profile pic to character from dead by daylight, it was hard I love everyone the killer I mean. But then she say since my other friend already pick legion as their pfp, we choose other. She being trickster <3 her "husbando" I got hard time choosing, then she decided to go

"why don't you be ghostface? 👀"

And I love ghostface he's funny and cool. So I be Ghosty (which I later found out there's a ship between Trickster x Ghostface) Was feeling great that day I told her that I like ghostface outfit or clothes its hot I quote

"I want Ghostface clothes" as in collections

But then she go "Off? Same"

👀 👀 👀 That wasn't what I meant but it give me the idea on this.. Hence, I stripped Ghosty for her to simp on lmao. It actually turned out pretty good I say.

(debating whether I should draw Trickster doing a hot pole dance posed 👀 so I could tease and entertaining my friend more lmao)

[yanderememes]

Can i request headcanons for innocent darling on her period and how the villains treat her in that state? Mines can get so painful and i need comfort (｡•́︿•̀｡)

I'm sorry to hear you're going through period pains, anon. I feel that. It's times like these that I really wish I had yan!Giorno taking care of me

I don't think my writing is as good as my memes lol but here you go! (under the cut)

Dio:

I have a strong hc that Dio is super soft with his lover

So when he hears that darling has period pains, you bet he's gonna comfort them

Period pains leave you immobile for the whole day and you just don't feel like going anywhere cuz you're in so much pain

Not a problem for Dio since he's a vampire and is limited in what he can do during the day

He would have you stay in his room with him where it's cool and dark.

You would be on his lap, snuggled in his huge bed with him as you two read a book together

I think he would read the book aloud for you cuz who can resist that sexy voice of his 🥴

Kars:

I get the feeling that Kars would tease darling a bit

The little human has period pains? He could never understand any sort of pain cuz he's a god

But he'll still take care of you. He just doesn't know how

It would be more a comedy show watching Kars trying to understand human female biology

He'll read up on some books to further his understanding

He's horrible at taking care of this stuff but he's trying. If you ask him for something he won't say no.

Kira:

Despite being a serial killer, Kira is accidentally best husbando

You'd never have to leave your bed because he'll take care of everything

His love language is acts of service, so he'll cover all the practical stuff

Hell have everything ready for you so you won't have to get up from your bed

Cleaning, washing, cooking, you name it. He'll do it all for you. The rest of the villains can perish

Hell keep you company and take the day off work just to be with you and attend to your every need

Villain house is jealous of Kira because he's so good at this stuff

Diavolo:

I think he'd be the worst at this lol

He's too busy running the Mafia. He doesn't really have time for this

But he still loves darling and doesn't want the other villains to take you away from him

He'd Passione to his advantage. Diavolo will just spoil you.

You have gifts upon gifts piling up on the door to your room that include jewelry and designer brands

He heard that cravings are common so he'll have whatever you're craving for ready to go

Doppio:

Pretty much boyfriend material

Does anything and everything you want him to do

Can be a bit overbearing and a worrywart

"Are you sure you're okay?! Do you want me to get anything else? Make sure you're drinking water! I'll go get you some more pads!"

Next thing you know your room is filled with an excessive amount of things you don't really need

[torikaku]

may I ask for dorm leader headcanons for a s/o that's very good at playing video games? >////<

It fine, dear anon, don't worry! Here's your request ^_~

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Riddle has never played video games, so he doesn't share hobbies with you, but he doesn't mind what you do in your free time that makes you happy. The only thing that concerns him is that how much time you spend playing games. He worries about you and reminds you to eat and drink water and let your eyes rest a bit.

But! You can offer Riddle to play with you, saying that you want to share with him something you enjoy and that you can spend time together. Riddle is uncertain but agrees if the game is simple or for his level, since he's not experienced in such stuff. He will most likely enjoy playing logical games, something that can help him to train his brains. He even will try to challenge you and will be joyous if he happens to win against you.

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Vil himself has some casual games on his phone and uses them as a time killer. As for you, if games make you happy, he won't absolutely mind, just don't forget to take care of yourself, okay? Or else he will scold you for carelessly taking care of your health.

But Vil doesn't mind keeping you company a little while you play. If you offer him to play with you as a second player or against you, surprisingly, he will agree. But the thing you don't expect is that he is actually good at playing games as well. You may ask? Who knows; Vil is either good at everything he touches or there's something he didn't tell you about himself. In any case, you're happy that you can enjoy time together that way.

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Probably, the hobby of computer games is exactly what helped you to get closer to him. Since common interests are an easy way to communicate with him. In any case, Idia is happy that his s/o shares interests with him so that there are no awkward moments in your relationship when he doesn't know what to suggest that you should do together.

It doesn't even matter what your favourite genres are: you like online MOBA games? He won't mind being your support if you like to play on carry characters; you like single games with interesting plots? It's fine too, you can discuss the lore of the game with him; you like fightings and are really good at them? He will want to challenge you to see how good you are. Gacha games? He will pray for you to get your waifu/husbando.

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The only experience Malleus has with video games is taking care of his Gao-Gao Dragon-Kun and watching Lilia playing. So he admires how easily and quickly you can react to everything that happens in games.

He's a bit hesitant when you offer him to try to play, but eventually agrees. Malleus sees it as good time bonding with you, so wants to give games a try. Just show him some simple games (that your mother played, like Zuma, match-three games or something) and encourage him, and he will show great results! Malleus will be the happiest dragon being able to spend time with you having a common interest.

“Are you winning, Malleus?”

[bemylord]

ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇᴍᴏʀɪᴢᴇ ᴊᴜᴊᴜᴛꜱᴜ ᴋᴀɪꜱᴇɴ ʙᴏɪᴢ

[it's only my opinion you may add yours in the comments for the newbies <3] might be spoilers. + a lot of my stupid jokes don't like it, don't read it.

his name satoru gojo but you can call him mr. satoru steal your girlfriend gojo.

fluffy cat.

but can kill you within a sec if you touch his students.

he wears a mask so girls don't lose their panties.

has a sweet tooth.

first impression - a thirty-year-old clown. second - why the devil is he such an idiot, when the strongest shaman?

he coudn't say no to his students.

makes jokes even during battle.

he gets along with children because he is a child himself.

can defeat the king of curses but he's interested what will be next.

a young man who has lost his mind.

nanami kento aka food lover

the best father ever. the best husbando ever. the best ever.

do not irritate him.

loves bread/fooodie so you better learn how to cook.

his back hurts [guess why]

dude in style even on the beach.

fetish/kink for ties and harness [try to convince me otherwise]

wanted to live like other people, but gojo satoru appeared on the horizon and his life went down the drain.

active at night. [no smut lol he just an owl]

a fan of reading newspapers in the 21st century when there is a phone.

itadori yuuji aka vessel for curse.

the reason why this whole mess has started.

sweetie pie, jesus fuc1ing sweetie. stupid but cute.

makes friends easily.

a finger-eater.

wanted to be normal person, but ate the finger and died.

jennifer lopez fan because of her as- singing. ;)

very caring toward others.

gojo and he are idiots in the company.

he's a fan of summoning all kinds of spirits at school.

the funniest, sweetest person you've ever met.

he probably dyed his head pink for a bet.

megumi fushiguro aka dog summoner <3

try to touch him and the king kills you.

all the bullies are afraid of him.

he loves dogs.

dogs love him.

and it's idyllic.

make him angry and this nice boy will show you instant murder [if the king doesn't kill you first].

went insane 'cause of satoru [megumi has known him since he was a little boy]

but he's actually kind of shy if you hug him unexpectedly.

i don't know why the f^ck he's so important to the king, but don't confront him.

he has messy hair that you want to ruffle.

sukuna ryomen aka the king. THE king. the KING.

yuuji is daytime mode and sukuna is nighttime mode.

he got tattoos, even though his mother forbade it. [that's my dumb joke]

i don't doubt if he has a pierced tongue/ears/nose. smth more

he sits on the throne because he gets a thrill out of it.

spends 24/7 in his world and who knows what he does there.

can create mouths all over his body than could compete with satoru.

he had four arms, two faces and two d in the past. doesn't understand why age can be an obstacle in a relationship.

if he likes you somehow, he will do anything for you.

how will he like you? good question.

he likes to tear the clothes off and walk around naked in the streets because he has six pack.

toji fushiguro [zenin] aka dilf/big D energy.

irresponsible dad.

the kind of dad that everyone wants.

the shaman killer, but everyone still loves him.

he'd smoke cigarettes even in his sleep. i'm sure he would have a very low voice.

you'll do e v e r y t h i n g he tells you to do.

in general, one look is enough - and you already do as he says.

he forgot his son because he didn't keep track.

he wears baggy pants because he's got a d...

got a scar on his lips [can't deny it looks hot] because of his fucked-up family.

became insane because of his family.

his hobbies are gambling, and he also doesn't get drunk - perfect for something.

nobara kugisaki aka the girl who is holding a hammer in her bag

cute girl at first sight.

the only girl in the company of yuji and megumi.

taking the last two with her on shopping trips as slaves to carry her bags.

by the way, they pay for her clothes.

don't argue with her, because nobara will change anyone's mind.

but inside, she's a warrior girl.

she carries a hammer in her bag, so don't you dare lift her skirt.

like nanami, she's always on style.

needs a psychiatrist for she is clearly ready to kill any curse in a radius of 50 km if the curse interferes with her shopping.

maki zenin aka she hits you from the turntable without the damned energy.

without her glasses she can't tell a person from a garbage bag.

she will hit you without using the cursed energy.

doesn't deserve to be hated by her family.

wants to be strong and independent.

she has a panda friend.

wants nothing more than to take care of her loved ones.

you have two choices: fear her or love her <3

aoi todo aka takada's most loyal fan

a devoted bts and k-pop fan.

knows all the songs of blackpink.

fanboy to the marrow.

the same dude who idealizes/imagines his ideal world before going to sleep.

if you mention takada chan in a conversation there's no stopping him.

best friend, in fact.

for yuji and takada chan will kill anyone

if you want to be friends with him, you have to know his dream ideal.

don't be afraid to add information about them/add more characters.

[i know todo doesn't know bts and k-pop it's just a joke and a lot of my humor, just so you understand what they are]

kudos and reblogs are welcome <3

[lorillee]

you gonna share the results of that marriage candidates conversation? 👀

if you want reasons why feel free to ask regarding whatever character. characters under 18 will not be listed, for obvious reasons. the standards we set for marriage material are as follows

normal, responsible, competent, good with kids, not likely to abandon you fifteen minutes in or leave you dying in a ditch

marriage material

franky

usopp

jinbe

sanji (pre-timeskip)

robin

tashigi

smoker

corazon

makino

coby

hachi

vivi

bon chan 💖

cobra

dalton

koza

wyper (if he chilled out, slightly)

conis

conis' dad

foxy

kokoro

iceberg

paulie

kaku

tom

bege

killer (hesitantly)

rayleigh

shakky

marco

izou

margaret

marigold

sandersonia

magellan

izuma

neptune

fukaboshi

otohime

fisher tiger

baby 5

senor pink

kin'emon

leo

mansherry

tsurujo

viola

riku (i guess)

kyros

scarlett

sabo

koala

nekomamushi

inurashi

wanda

pedro

katakuri

reiju

chiffon

lola

bepo

yasuie

kikunojo

kawamatsu

hyogoro

oden

toki

not marriage material

luffy

nami

zoro

sanji (post timeskip)

garp

akainu

kizaru

aokiji

bell-mere

fullbody

hina

django

yasopp

alvida

helmeppo

morgan

buggy

buggy's crew

zeff

baratie crew

arlong

dragon

roger

baroque works

crocodile

kureha

wapol

ace

bellamy

blackbeard

blackbeard crew

enel

jabra

lucci

spandam

blueno

kumadori

fukurou

kalifa

olvia

hogback

absalom

moria

kuma

duval

law

apoo

bonnie

kid

urouge

hawkins

sentomaru

whitebeard

hancock

hannyabal

sadie

ivankov

dadan

caribou

vander decken

camie

hody

hodys crew

caesar

vergo

trebol

diamante

pica

sugar

giolla

lao g

machvise

gladius

buffalo

doflamingo

kanjuro

big mom

like all of the big mom pirates, except for katakuri, chiffon, and lola

ichiji

niji

yonji

judge

pekoms

tamago

morgans

stussy

streusen

mother caramel

shachi

penguin

ashura doji

denjiro

raizo

speed

holdem

urashima

kaidou

black maria

whos who

page one

ulti

sasaki

x drake

king

queen

jack

yamato

shinobu

other

brook (weird grandpa. vibes are not there)

sengoku (grandpa & single dad energy but not husband. vibes are not there)

fujitora (hes your grandpa & hes too old for the husband energy. vibes are not there)

tsuru ("if youre into gilfs, tsuru, but i dont think shes into you" & "she can be your waifu but you will never be her husbando")

shanks (dont know enough about him but honestly leaning towards too irresponsible)

gaimon (unsure but the vibes are slightly pointing towards no)

mihawk (unsure but it would be funny if he was)

crocus (grandpa)

gan fall (grandpa)

monet (no but it would be funny if she was)

cavendish (no but it would be funny if he was)

pound (i mean technically but also kind of a loser)

hiyori (yes but would be funny if she wasnt)

i think thats everybody we mentioned but im sure we skipped over some relevant people