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lemondropsonice · 1 year
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N°4 The Boys Soldier Boy Featurette - S3
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thaimains · 1 year
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Amberlight ux
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#AMBERLIGHT UX PRO#
#AMBERLIGHT UX SOFTWARE#
#AMBERLIGHT UX PC#
#AMBERLIGHT UX FREE#
Since HDMI cables are expensive and don’t work well over long distances, the cable is fed into a CAT extender (pictured below), so that the signal is transmitted over a standard ethernet cable. One feed is sent to a recording device, the other is run into another room in the building for live viewing. Next, we get the picture-in-picture footage output as HDMI, which is fed into an HDMI splitter (pictured below).
#AMBERLIGHT UX PRO#
The audio from two boundary microphones is also mixed together, using an audio mixer (a Focusrite Pro Studio Audio Interface). It’s important to use an HD mixer so the resolution of your footage doesn’t get reduced at this stage. This video mixer is used to create the picture-in-picture (PiP) composition. This gives you the second video feed for your picture-in-picture output.īoth video feeds are run into an HD Video Mixer (a “TV One C2-6104a”, approx. In the picture below, you can see the next component – an HD DV camera on a tripod, pointed at the participant’s face. You can shove anything underneath one start recording straight away. This is true, but document cameras are still useful because they are so general purpose. Some researchers don’t like document cameras, saying that they cause participants to hold the test devices in an an unnatural fashion, and that they often hold them out of shot or at the wrong angle for the camera. It costs about $2000, but with the price tag, you get a good lens, good resolution (1280 x 720) and a high frame rate (30 fps). You may have seen this sort of thing on lecterns in lecture theatres. The first component we have here is an ELMO P30s document camera. This helps with buy-in and decision-making, but don’t loose any sleep if you can’t afford it. The point of a rig like this is simply to ensure that stakeholders can watch the live session clearly from another room, and so that good quality highlights can be shared. Luckily, my friends at Amberlight (a London-based UX research consultancy) have agreed to share the specs of their rig, so you can create your own.īefore I start, I want to preface this little instructable with an important point: the quality of your research is determined by the skills of your team, not by the recording equipment they use. Speccing up your own hardware rig can be an intimidating prospect. Even though this is far more expensive than software, the results can be better – often giving higher frame rates, better resolution, and less chance of drop-outs when transmitting live footage. However, specialist UX research agencies often use “Pro” video production hardware for multi-camera recordings. If you’re on PC, you can use AmCap ($29) in a similar manner or Morae in its “mobile device study” mode. On a Mac, you can fudge Silverback to record from a second webcam by using an app like macam to display that webcam’s footage on your desktop. If you want picture-in-picture, then it’s a little more complicated but still doable.
#AMBERLIGHT UX FREE#
This is simple if you don’t want picture-in-picture: you can make a sled like this, mount a webcam on it and record the footage using any free recording app (like Quicktime). a Kindle), then you’ll need to point a camera at its screen.
#AMBERLIGHT UX SOFTWARE#
If you need to record research footage from a device that doesn’t support software recording (e.g.
#AMBERLIGHT UX PC#
You can use Silverback on a Mac ($69.95), Morae on PC ($1,495) or you can try one of the many other screen recording tools on the market today. These days we all know how easy it is to record usability testing sessions on a desktop computer.
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cosmiclatte28 · 3 years
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Camboy (camboy ty x reader) suggestive, smut 🔞
a.n : oh no, it's officially my first more than suggestive (i mean i go more than i usually did... sorry if it's messy or bad i am not a smut writer) but here's a camboy ty x reader, where he is requested to be subby/ Oh it's also my first fic with pictures in the middle (because y'all gonna be thirsty and wilding over him )
warning : toys, sub!Taeyong, noona (yeah i don't use mommy i use noona) and it's still suggestively safe.. curses? nothing that wild
here goes my first (extra almost smut) suggestive fic
i finished my promise.. tagging @mingisstar1117 @full-hd-sun and nah idk who to tag :))
“Welcome back to another night with your favorite boy, TY. It's Friday and I miss you guys a lot.” The man on the screen shows his toothy sweet smile, totally different from the charisma he can pull off in real life. You smile behind the camera as you sit back on the sofa behind the camera to watch your boyfriend does his weekly cam show which was the reason you first met him. You were a regular subscriber to his cam show where he acts like a sweet charming dreamy boyfriend every Friday evening. You were lucky to win one of his special lottery “a date with TY". You enter the lottery without much thought thinking your luck is not good enough to win. But well you won it and from one date to another coffee meet up and more hang outs. To first dates and first visits and voila you are his lover now. You click with him in so many ways, including those you'd rather keep secret in public.
“What will we do tonight?” he playfully asks his fans as he presses some buttons to change the mood lamp in his room You monitor his live by watching it from your phone and you grin when you see the comments. Taeyong's eyes grow wider when he also reads one comment that pops up from the rest. He glances at you and you nod. Taeyong clears his throat “Oh, lots of comments and hearts there! Thank you for the hearts.” He blows some flying kisses to the fans who donates money by sending hearts. “Since tonight you all are generous, I will consider doing anything you want. Please comment and I’ll do the most voted one.” He winks.
You raise your brow, did he really just say that in front of you? “Someone asks about the dating lottery. Well I did that one time and I am sadly not doing it again.” The handsome boy under the purple mood light chuckles lightly as he lays down lazily on his bed and brings his cam with him. “Why?” he reads the comment to communicate with the fans. You feel butterflies in your stomach, whenever you remember the first encounter and how you're his lover now just makes you feel so lucky. He looks at you and smirks “Because I belong to someone already. Right princess?” he glances at you and winks to which you slap his foot slowly and he winces “Aw she just slapped me.” He acts like he's in deep pain while looking at the camera
Oh gosh TY and his antiques! You choose to ignore him and just read the comments there. Oh they're all wild. “Baby, didn’t you promise them to do whatever is voted here?” your husky voice suddenly resonates in the purple lit room and of course in the rooms of all his listeners. Taeyong gulps when you stands up and shows your screen “The most voted one is to see you as a sub.” You step boldly into the camera, not showing your face but just your back and your long hair.
“(Y/n), what are you-" he whispers to you when you lean closer and closer to his ear. You give it a quick nibble and breathe “Do it, they want to see a sub TY and I can help you with your camera.” You smirk and hear a light whimper from the god under you. You disappear behind the camera again and giggle when the comment section is flooded with fans saying how hot the scene is. Well everyone will drool on you seeing that nice small jeans hugging your waist and a thin crop top.
Taeyong is still blushing so hard but the lighting makes it hideous. You clear your throat “Girls and guys, I will be helping him with the cameras. So, prepare to take screenshots and only for tonight this live won’t be saved. No recording, just screen captures okay?” you make the rule nice and clear because you don’t really want others to see a sub Taeyong but come on you're super thrilled too with this!
“Okay since I will be keeping my words, let's do this.” Taeyong smirks at you but his smirk fades when he sees you waving an object in front of him. You press your finger on your lips, telling him to keep quiet as you climb under him where the cameras cannot see you and swiftly tuck down his boxers and after one good lick and suck on his member just enough to make it wet, you slip in a vibrating ring on his aching member and tuck back his boxers. “Act like nothing is going on" you whisper on his ear while the camera is only showing one of his wall because Taeyong left it there when he sees you quick blowing him “What?” he still wants to protest but you press a small remote on your hand and he gasps when he feels the vibration. “They want you to pose, why don’t you be a good subby TY and pose for them?” your evil smirk comes to your face and Taeyong feels his cheeks burn. “Yes Noona,” he teases you back and you only click your tongue before turning the setting up by one notch.
“Ah" he closes his mouth with his hand when he realizes he's live and people are watching him.
He reappears in the cam, and after some more greeting and talking to the fans he finally get ready to pose. “Okay guys be ready, my girl will be helping me with the camera, so if it's ugly or the angle is wrong… blame her.” Taeyong playfully laughs to his fans who didn’t know what's happening under his shorts and boxers. Poor Taeyong is already jumpy when you pick up the camera and shows up in front of him only in your crop top and panties. Where the hell did your shorts go? Is all Taeyong can think about.
“Okay, pose one” you smile as you see Taeyong trying his best to still look manly with his pose under the purple light. He attempts to act like he's taking off his hoodie and oh that generous skin air time will make everyone drools. You even have to hold yourself from pulling it down and punishing him for that, but the show has to go on.
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“Sexy, be more pliant Tyong,” you comment on him as you wave your remote to him and he groans because in this game he feels losing.
“The fans love it, but keyword is submissive honey,” you make the session heat up by making comments on him and tracking the fans hearts and requests. Oh gosh they're so generous in gifting moneys.
“Nicee!” You decide three is enough for his fans no way they're getting four.. that's for another time.
Taeyong groans but turns it into a moan when you press another button at your remote “One two three,” you focus the cam on Taeyong who's actually not ready but has to hold it for his fans to capture the picture
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You send him a glare of warning but he cockily looks at the camera and says “Come on sweetie why did you freeze? Am I too hot?” he puts on his big boba eyes to you and you shake your head before moving back to shoot him at a nice angle. You put the vibration on top notch and Taeyong clearly shakes before you. You playfully spread your legs too so he can see how wet you are from his cute play too. Taeyong smirks when he knows you're also trying hard to not attack him on place so he gets bold and takes off his shorts. Your eyes widen when you realize he's gonna be in his boxers only for the last (best) shot.
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You gulp when you see how pliant and delicious he looks like. Your hand shake and Taeyong quickly snatch the camera off your hands.
He shoots his face and winces when his member is still painfully locked in your vibrating ring “See you all next week, thank you and sweet dreams love,” he whispers his closing routine to his fans and ends the webshow “Final pose for tonight to all my TYfs out there, this is for you guys. I love you all.” Taeyong sends a flying kiss before bravely wrapping up the night with his lips quivering from holding back the moan and his boxer painfully holding his bulge back
“What are you thinking?” he asks from his gritted teeth. You froze, knowing you fucked up. Taeyong has always been the one incharge but for once you want to be the dominant one. You shake under his piercing gaze, where is the subby TY five seconds ago? “Sorry-" you whisper before getting cut by a plump lips on yours. “Finish what you started noona,” he softly mewls into your lips. His big eyes stare into yours with submission and desire. Your core burns when he kneels in front of you and keeps his hands on his back. “I'll be your good boy tonight. Use me and have fun with me.” He blinks two times in aegyo and that's all you need to get the green light to take over him tonight. “Good boy, noona is here to take care of your aching baby” you smirk before straddling his laps and placing a hand over his moist boxer. “Looks like my little kitten messes himself down there, do you need help kitten?” you whisper in front of his lips. Your hand is playing with his hair while the other one is touching his member. He nods “Please noona, I need you.” You press a quick kiss on his lips “You've been good. Noona will reward you tonight.”
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oh gosh (runs) good bye, did y'all figure out how i actually know a lot of smut knowledge ( i know more bye)
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“Class is in session!” Young April O’Neil tapped her ruler against the whiteboard.
The minute April had learned that not one of the brothers, not even Donatello, knew how to write in cursive, she had jumped on the opportunity to teach them. Even if she was physically the same age as Raphael (ten at the time), mentally she scored higher than all but Donatello, but then again nobody could score higher than Donatello. Yet here she was, in the teachers spot with Donatello as her student.
“This is lame.” Leonardo groaned, propping his feet up on his desk and leaning so far back in his chair that it almost toppled over.
“No talking in class!” April warned.
“Why?” Leonardo smirked.
“Because I said so.”
Leonardo was silent a moment, but the minute April turned around to write on the whiteboard, his voice started up again.
“What if I have a question?”
“Then you raise your hand.” April answered promptly. Her marker touched the board, then Leonardo spoke again.
“What if I break my arm?”
“Then use your other arm.”
“What if I break both?”
“Oh I’m gonna break them if you don’t stop talking.”
“Understood.” This time, Leonardo really stopped talking.
April cleared her throat. “First off: The cursive alphabet!” She wrote both big and small letters on the board for each letter, “Same as the normal alphabet, but fancy~”
“What the heck happened with G?” Mikey gawked.
“We don’t talk about G.” April said, “Leo are you paying attention?”
“Yaaaawn!” Leonardo gagged.
April huffed and clutched her ruler almost hard enough to break it.
“Um…” Donnie’s eyes were even more squinted than usual and he raised a hand.
“Yes Donnie?”
“Can you write it bigger?”
April frowned. “Raph, how’s it for you?”
Raphael was at the desk next to Donatello and sat up proudly at being addressed. “I can see it just fine, Apes!”
“Me too!” Mikey piped.
“Yaaaaawn.” Leo sighed.
Donatello looked around at his brothers with a frown as he shrunk slightly into his shell to hide his embarrassment.
“That’s okay Don.” April said with a smile, “I can make it a little bit bigger for you.” She did just that, “How’s that?”
Don gave a shy smile. “Better…”
April didn't quite believe him, but didn't want to bring it up. “Hey Mike, do you mind switching seats with Donnie?”
“Nope!”
Mikey took a place in the back row beside Raph while Don took a closer place beside the indifferent Leo.
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“Names!”
April scribbled each turtle's name in their signifying color and pointed to them. “Honestly, this is the most important cursive you’ll ever earn. So you can sign your name and stuff— and no Leo I’m not excluding you from learning it just because you’re tiny mutant turtles living in the sewer!” She tapped the board, “Copy this down on your papers as many times as you can!”
There was the unanimous sounds of chairs adjusting and pens clicking and touching to the paper— three of them. April smiled as she looked out over the ‘students’ but frowned once more when she got to Donnie. The year-younger turtle was squinting at the board and near tears trying to make it out. He made an attempt to copy something down a few times, only to scribble it out seconds later. Then, finally, he got up and walked over to the board instead.
“Uh… can I…?” His nose was practically pressed to the board so he could make out his name, supporting his paper against the wall to scribble a quick draft before returning to his desk and copying the rest of his attempts off of the first attempt.
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When she announced for them to turn their papers in, Mikey was of course the first one in line, bouncing excitedly as he shoved his way to the front and held out his paper to April. April smiled and accepted it, yet Mikey lingered awaiting praise.
His work was surprisingly neat for someone so hyperactive, though big and riddled with far more loops than necessary. Legible, but far from perfection. She smiled down at Mikey and gave the tiny box turtle a pat on the head.
“Great work Mike! Try writing a little smaller next time so you can fit more on the paper!” She drew a smiley face on Mikey’s paper.
Mikey gave an excited squeal and snatched the paper, hugging it tightly to his plastron and churring softly before running off. Then came Raphael. His writing was also big and bold like Michelangelo’s, but without the foundation of neatness that the youngest brother held.
“Good job, Raph! Same thing as Mikey, try to write a liiiiittle smaller. I know it might be difficult since the paper’s tiny compared to you, but you’re doing great!” She gave Raphael a flaming smiley face, and Raphael was content.
Donatello was nervous— nothing unusual. He held his paper out to April and almost winced as if expecting rebuke. April let her eyes linger on the anxious softshell a moment before going down to his paper. His cursive was just as illegible as his print always was— the shape was there and she could see some familiarities in the loops to indicate where each letter was supposed to be, but the letters blended together even more than typical for cursive.
Still, she smiled at Donnie all the same. “See? You did great, Don! I knew you would.” She gave a purple smiley, but frowned as the ink dripped and made it look like the smiley was crying.
Donnie accepted the paper without talking and sulked off. Leonardo was last in line, unusual for someone always so eager to please, with a smug smile as he held out his paper to April.
“I know, I know Keep your praise to yourself. I didn't wanna do it but I pushed through it and mine is no doubt the best. That’s why I saved it for last.”
April narrowed her eyes and saw straight through Leo’s charade of confidence. The writing was big, though not quite as big as Raphael’s or Michelangelo’s. It was clear he had finished his work fast, the paper filled and whatever space left filled with tiny scribbles. At first she smiled when saw how neat the handwork was, a welcome improvement to the flipped letters that usually riddled his print writing, but then when she looked closer at the letters themselves, she noticed something else. Though the letters weren’t flipped, they were distorted— not the kind of distortion that a lazy hand would result in, but each letter was blurred together, some of them with multiple loops where there was only one or none when there was meant to be one. April looked up at Leonardo who concerned eyes, though his look of confidence never faltered.
“Uh. Good work Leo.” She said vaguely, giving him a smiley like she had to everyone else.
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“Are you sure about this…?” Donnie asked nervously.
“Trust me!” April beamed, taping the handles of the glasses to Donnie’s face
Donnie, eyes still closed, still tried to turn to face April’s voice. “Whenever Leo says that it usually ends up failing. Painfully.”
“Well I’m not Leo, so stop moving!” She snapped Donnie’s head back forward so she could finish her work. Once she was sure that they were on securely, she backed away and grinned. “Okay! Open your eyes!”
Donnie opened his eyes. His first reaction was to squint like he always did, but when his eyes were met with detail denied all his life, they shot wide and starstruck. His mouth dropped open, he sucked in a breath, and backed up against a wall as the world spun in its new light.
“Wha…”
April beamed and gave an excited bounce, clapping her hands together. Her face looked unusually empty without her glasses, but she didn't care. She could always get new ones, but Donnie…
“Whoa…” Donnie’s dichromatic eyes flicked to everything in the room in quick succession.
“Donnie are you okay?” Mikey rocked on his toes with his arms folded behind his shell.
“I… everything’s just… it’s like seeing life in HD!” Once the shock left, a smile spread across his face and he couldn’t stop it from claiming his usually shy or disinterested features.
“Woah! I wanna see life in HD!”
Mikey jumped up and snatched the glasses from off of Donnie’s face, shoving them on his own. His eyes and nose immediately scrunched up as he looked through the lenses.
“Ehh… this doesn’t look like HD…”
April laughed and leaned down to boop Mikey’s nose while he blinked away the irritation of the focused lenses. “That’s because your eyes already work, Mikey.”
“Raph’s turn!” Raph stole the glasses from Mikey’s nose, laughing as he put them on his own face. His reaction was similar to Mikey. “Ehhh…. Not for Raph.”
“What about you Leo?” Mikey asked, appealing to the older brother, “Don’t you wanna try them on?”
“What, and look like a four-eyed nerd? No thank you.” Leo scoffed, crossing his arms stubbornly.
“Excuse me?!” April put her hand on her hip and dared Leonardo to repeat himself.
“Ah—“ Leo’s realization seemed to knock him off his confidence, “Not you April—you make them look cool—“
“Just shut up and wear these.”
April shoved the glasses onto Leonardo’s face, and the slider was immediately blinded by how… not blind he was. He let his mouth hang open a moment and sucked in a gasp, looking around with the much the same awe as Donatello had, before shaking his head and taking the glasses off of his face.
“See? Told ya! I don’t need em!”
Despite his words, there was a longing hurt in his eyes as he returned the glasses to Donatello and silently reserved himself so his twin could enjoy the full experience of being able to see a whole new world.
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7 best cheap golf simulators Under $1000 in 2021 – [Tested]
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The golfer would love to have their own golf simulator setup, but unfortunately many aren’t able to afford mid-range simulators because the mid-range simulator price near about $5000. On the other hand, many golfers want to practice day or night but aren’t willing to pay more than $1000.
If you belong in this category then this article suits you. However, as golf simulator technology has advanced, very cheap solutions have appeared in the market.
There are some cheapest golf simulators available in the market to help you improve or enjoy golf in this COVID-19 situation, and in this article, I’ll review and compare our picks for the best golf simulator for under $1000 and some even are less than $500 bucks.
Things you should keep in mind before choosing best cheap golf simulators
Before we go further, you ought to understand that you'll get a limited experience with these sorts of cheap golf simulators. Some devices measures some shot data, simulation software, and maybe a net or mat, but not much more than this. Detailed shot data and more extra features you will get on a high-budgets simulator like SkyTark Golf Simulator, Trackman Golf, etc. But you don’t get advanced features on the cheap golf simulators. However, you’ll still get good experience and these cheap golf simulators can get your job done in terms of improving your game. We have tested all of those simulator setups. Some offer fewer features than others, but all of them give an exceptional home/outdoor golf simulators experience for the cost.
1. OptiShot 2 Golf Simulator for Home | Golf in A Box Series
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Key Features:
Expanding library with 15 world-class golf courses.
Ability to play up to 4 players.
3D realistic environment.
Hit all shots from tee to hole.
Play with your own setup.
Practice shots from anywhere on the course.
Size: 1.5M long x 1.2M wide
High-quality dense foam and turf
Lightweight, easy to store, and has firm foam-based.
What’s Included:
Golf Simulation Software by Dancin’ Dogg
Infrared Optical Golf Simulator Swing Pad
OptiShot Practice Net.
OptiShot Hitting Mat
USB Cable, 10 feet long.
2 foam practice balls.
2 adjustable rubber tees.
Pros
Best visuals and course options
Training academy adds to the practice options
Only true studio system under $1000.
Comes as a package box and just plug it in and play
Swing stats with distance, speed, path, and clubface angle
Play online against other golfers
Cons
Doesn’t track actual ball flight, so you can miss launch angle
Graphics aren’t as good as other simulator sets
2. Rapsodo Mobile Launch Monitor for Golf Indoor and Outdoor
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Key Features:
Professional-level accuracy: Distance accuracy is within 2.5% similar to Trackman, which is more than $30,000.
Set up within the 30s — Simply open the app, connect to your device via Bluetooth and start playing.
The instant real-time video feedback comes with a shot trace and data overlay which makes it easier to understand cause and effect.
Access your history to view averages, trajectory, dispersion, and standard deviation for each of your clubs.
Gps satellite view.
You can use it at home and outdoor also.
Pros
Very cheap price, under $500.
High quality and accurate
Whatever you needed, included in the box.
Can use your own sets
100% portability
Cons
Only compatible with ios(iPhone, iPad) devices.
Need a computer for a permanent home setup.
3. Rapsodo R-Motion and The Golf Club Simulator and Swing Analyzer
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Key Features:
Play real rounds of golf with your friends by attaching your own clubs.
15 top courses included.
Incredibly accurate club and ball data.
Runs on your PC — no launch monitor or projector needed. 4 hours long battery life.
Extremely easy to use — just provide your own mat and net and start playing!
Play any time, no matter the weather.
What’s Included:
1 sensor
Clip
USB dongle
Charging cord
Pros
The incredible accuracy of the simulator
High-quality graphics
Software quality is also good
Cons
Don’t support Mac
Some users failed to connect to PC
4. FlightScope Mevo — Portable Personal Launch Monitor for Golf
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Key Features:
You can use it at home, on the driving range, or even on the course.
MEASURE: It provides accurate real-time performance data to help you train and improve with every club in the bag.
EVALUATE Data parameters that include carrying distance, clubhead speed, ball speed, smash factor, vertical launch angle, spin, apex height, and flight time.
Automatically capture data and video on your mobile device.
Save and compare data over time to trace your progress.
Your videos and data are captured and stored automatically, allowing you to review each session, share together with your coach, and analyze your progress over time.
Real-Time Performance Data includes:
Carry distance
Clubhead speed
Ball speed
Spin rate
Launch angle
Smash factor
Apex height
Flight time
Pros
Very affordable
Usable on all OS
Truly portable system, using GPS for swing data analysis
A small device fits in your pocket or golf bag.
Cons
Accuracy can be affected sometimes by monitor placement.
Metallic stickers must be attached to every ball hit, which can take time
5. tittle X Home Golf Simulator 2021
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Key Features:
The best home cheapest golf simulator has E6 Connect with 4K ultra-high definition.
Provides real screen golf experiences in various practice modes.
An impressive reaction rate of 0.1 sec provides no delay in data transfer.
The smart stick offers the ability to play golf at home.
Up to 8 people can play golf with this simulator.
Title X home simulator analyzes your swing with a fancy designed lightweight sensor.
What’s Included:
Title X Device
Swing Stick
E6 Connect Product Key
Charger Cable and Manual
Multi Clip and Bands
Fixed 4 Clips
Pros
Simple design, easy to use
12 courses included with purchase
Instant, live feedback on every swing.
Cons
Without a computer, you can analyze data
6. Phigolf Mobile and Home Smart Golf Game Simulator
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Key Features:
Connect the app to your TV and immerse yourself in realistic golf courses available fully HD.
Enjoy a round of golf without the necessity for extra setup. Use the swing trainer included within the Phigolf WGT Edition and begin playing without nets or balls.
With the swing trainer measuring only 2 ft, Phigolf WGT Edition allows you to enjoy golf in your own front room.
Bad weather won’t stop you from having fun. Play golf anytime, anywhere; challenge your friends online — all at the comfort of your house.
What’s Included:
Game Simulator
Swing Stick
Pros
Realistic
Can play in your home
Has multiple practice options
Really cheap
Cons
Doesn’t allow the use of real clubs or balls
Can only be used indoors and not on range or course
7. Matro Home Screen Golf Practice and Playing Simulator Tmax Swing Baro
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Key Features:
You can play golf at your home or office or wherever together with your loved ones at any time.
Courses and Ranges Are ahead of You — This amazing unit can bring the golf courses and driving ranges into your home or office, wherever you’re in by TV connection.
Easy reference to TV and Just Play Golf — Connect main body with TV by HDMI cable and just play golf, no need internet or computer.
Perfect Equipment for The Novice and Experienced Golfer — it’s great to play and practice golf for both the novice and therefore the experienced golfer.
What’s Included:
Playing Simulator Tmax Swing Baro
Sensor, sensor clip
Practice stick
Pros
Multi-functional
Usable at home
Very easy to set-up
Affordable
Cons
Doesn’t allow the use of real clubs or balls
Can’t be used on range or course
Conclusion
Golf simulators became a lot more accessible and affordable over the past decade, and this suggests more golfers than ever before are ready to have their own personal setup.
Even a cheap golf simulator is often a huge boon to your golf toolkit. Finding a simulator package that may meet your needs is certainly possible with some research.
Each of the simulator options reviewed above offers excellent value for the price. We’ve given you the information you would like to create a decision; now it’s up to you to go the remainder of the way.
While it’s likely that no golf simulator setup will tick all of your boxes, some will come pretty near to doing so. If you wish for an excellent better experience, consider increasing your budget.
We highly recommend reading consumer and professional reviews of golf simulators to accumulate useful insights on how they really perform. this can assist you a lot within the decision-making process.
FAQ
What type of computer do I need? Can it be used on a Mac/iPhone/iPad?
Each system will have its own list of minimum system requirements. generally, though, you’ll need Windows 7 or later, 4gig of RAM, and a minimum of 1gig of disk drive space. an honest graphics card is going to be required to point out the courses in high definition, and you’ll need a powerful processor just like the Intel i5 or newer. Most of the listed systems here will work on Mac also as Windows PCs. However, you ought to double-check with the manufacturer before making a sale.
Will, I should buy these golf simulators?
No. Each listed simulator comes with everything you want to have to play, with the exception of mobile apps and computers. Of course, you’ll also need your own golf clubs to play, and you’ll always prefer to purchase more courses.
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trivia love | knj
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⇥ pairing: kim namjoon x reader
⇥ genre: non-idol au with fluff and smut
⇥ summary: in which the reader and namjoon become ridiculously attracted to each other over weekly late night trivia sessions
⇥ word count: 5.4k
⇥ warnings: 18+, cursing, dirty talk, terrible trivia team names, namjoon being devastating, low-key exhibitionism, smut in a bar bathroom, oral (f receiving), sub!joon, switch!reader, everyone being nerdy af
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Weekly trivia used to be so fun. Your team - The Multiple Scoregasms - used to demolish the competition with ease. You used to be able to think so clearly and answer so correctly. You used to revel in the free drinks earned with your $20 bar credit winnings.
Keywords: used to
For the last two Thursdays, not only had your team lost miserably, you seemed to have lost all recollection past your own name.
The reason? Team Text Us, We're Single.
First of all, their team name was highly deceptive. There was no way that all seven of those beautiful team members were single. It was absolutely ludicrous.
Second of all, only one member of the group seemed to even take trivia seriously. And they still won. Twice.
And last of all, you were high-key attracted to said member. You sighed, thinking back to simpler times before you first saw him two Thursdays ago…
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The first thing you saw when you walked into Queenie’s Bar was a squad of middle-aged men debating the merits of Draco Malfoy’s redemption arc.
And the second? Just the cutest smiling boy you’d ever seen in the entirety of your existence. He was tall and deliciously tan, with cute dimples that surfaced suddenly when he smiled at the bartender in thanks.
As you stood in the archway of the bar gaping at this dimpled god, you got jostled from behind by your friend Olivia. “What’s the hold up? Go claim our usual table, (y/n)! I’ll get the drinks.”
You snapped out of your reverie. Cute boy or not, he was likely to be part of tonight’s competition; and, therefore, you needed to annihilate him accordingly.
Nodding inwardly, you stalked past the men who now had moved on from Draco to a heated argument surrounding house-elves and their rights.
 “Hermione just dropped her whole campaign! S.P.E.W. was never mentioned again!” One man thrust his hand through his thinning hair in exasperation, “God, did the campaign buttons mean nothing?”
You cracked a smile as you settled into your usual table in the middle of the crowded bar. You loved Thursday night trivia with everything you had.
Thursdays brought in an eclectic sort of crowd to Queenie’s. The groups scattered throughout the bar represented everyone from middle aged Potterheads to skulking e-boys to nerdy young adults (READ: you) and - apparently - to models (READ: Dimples).
You spotted your roommate Jordan and your friend Marlene hurrying through the door and raised a hand to wave them down. Marlene noticed you first and yelled, “Yo, (y/n)!”
Typically, you would have been embarrassed by this behavior, but it happened each week without fail. So, you just gave a half-assed salute.
The only thing that Marlene, the only extrovert in your circle of friends, loved more than being the center of attention was forcing the rest of you into the spotlight with her.
Her reasoning? Something about comfort zones and shit. Your reasoning? Pure evil.
Jordan rolled his eyes at you and grabbed Marlene, dragging her over to your table. “She needs to be stopped,” Jordan said in lieu of a greeting, “She’s a menace to introverts everywhere.”
“Puh-lease,” Marlene plopped into her seat dramatically, “Y’all love me. Besides, if you got rid of me, who would do speed trivia rounds for you?”
You and Jordan exchanged a panicked look at the mere thought of being put on the spot in front of a large crowd. “You make a convincing argument,” you sighed, “I guess we’ll keep you.”
“Well,” Marlene concentrated on something over your shoulder, “I might leave voluntarily if other teams are out here looking like that.”
You turned, seeking out the team in question, and locked eyes with Dimples. He blushed furiously and ducked his head, blonde hair falling to cover his eyes. His friend to his left, equally as attractive, gave Dimples a weird look and shoved his shoulder. You whipped back around before you got caught staring - again.
“What the fuck?” Jordan whispers-yelled across the table to you, “Do you know that boy, (y/n)?”
“No,” you choked out, already halfway to whipped over someone you’d never even met.
“Well, damn,” Olivia finally arrived, somehow successfully holding four drinks, “What’d I miss?”
“Nothing,” Marlene smirked, “Just a cute boy thirsting over (y/n) from afar.”
“He is not thirsting!” Your disclaimer went by unacknowledged.
“Oooh, we love a thirsty boy,” Olivia slid into her seat next to you and turned around to assess the crowd, “Shit. Which one is he? All the boys at that table are hot.”
“The one with the dimples,” you automatically answered, your mind replaying his squinty-eyed smile in full HD.
“Whoa, hold on a minute,” Marlene whipped out her pen and notepad like she was about to take notes, “Now, how do you know he has dimples?”
“Uh,” you sank low in your seat, “A good guess?”
“Nope, try again,” Jordan cackled, “You twirl your hair when you’re lying, bitch.”
Goddamnit. You released your traitorous hand from your hair immediately. “Fine, because I saw him smiling when I arrived, okay?”
“Interesting,” Marlene scribbled gibberish on her notepad, “And how do you feel about that?”
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Now, two long weeks later, you still had no idea how to answer that question. However, you did know that you longed to talk with him for hours and absorb the knowledge he seemed to hold in every crevice of his brain. You did know that a darker part of you wanted to see him kneeling before you, completely at your mercy. You did know that his thighs were distracting, to the point where you accidentally dumped your entire beer down your shirt because you were too gaping at the way he leaned over the bar to order drinks.
And, unfortunately, you did know that he seemed to be equally distracted by you. This bit of knowledge came via your friends; and, therefore, you were in full denial.
“Question nine,” the bartender-turned-announcer cleared her throat, jolting you from your inner thoughts. “Who wrote 1818’s Frankenstein?”
“Mary Shelley!” You whispered across the table to Jordan, who then scrawled the name onto your team’s answer sheet. Satisfied, you shot a furtive glance around the bar and frowned as the surrounding teams all seemed to be confident in their answers as well. Your gaze strategically skipped past the table in the back section of the bar before returning to face your teammates.
From her seat next to Jordan, Marlene spotted something in the very direction you had been avoiding and giggled, “Dimples is staring. Bottoms up, fam.”
“Again?” Olivia rolled her eyes and drank from her dwindling gin and tonic. “He just looked at her, like, thirty seconds ago!”
Your eyes swung to Jordan as he attempted to covertly take a sip of his vodka cranberry.
“Please tell me you all aren’t drinking every time he looks over here,” you groaned, crossing your arms, “How are you even sure that he's looking at me?”
“Maybe because his eyes were glued to your ass when you walked by his table earlier on the way to the bathroom,” Olivia cackled, “I mean, I can’t blame the guy. Those jeans really do make you look thick.”
“And that’s ‘thick’ with at least three C’s and possibly a Q,” Marlene added, shooting you a thumbs up and nod of approval.
Jordan arched an eyebrow slyly, sipped his mixed drink, and drawled,“Well, why do you think she wore them?”
That snake!
“Top ten anime betrayals,” you whispered, eyes wide in the wake of being exposed.
Marlene and Olivia gasped in unison and turned towards you. Olivia hissed, “You bitch. Have you been holding out on us? Have you been seducing him?”
“Question ten,” the announcement blared from the bar’s speakers, saving you briefly from the brewing interrogation you felt was headed your way. “What novel begins with the words 'Call me Ishmael’?”
“Moby Dick,” Marlene answered, “Now, back to the matter at hand. I cannot believe you didn’t tell us this crucial information. We could have been scheming together if we knew you liked him.”
“Like him?!” Your shriek drew the attention of the neighboring table, and you shot them a sheepish smile. When they finally looked away, you immediately reverted back to your murderous state, “I don’t even know his name! And when have you been scheming?”
“Fine,” Jordan acquiesced, stirring his paper straw around his drink, “Maybe you don’t like him yet, but you definitely want to sit on his dick. Am I right or am I right?”
Gleefully, Marlene and Olivia faced you with fierce looks of anticipation.
“Fine,” you sniffed, trying to scrape your shredded dignity off the floor, “Yes, I want to sit on his dick. Is that so wrong?”
“Oh, this is going to be good,” Olivia rubbed her palms together, grinning deviously, "I mean, we already know he's into you. Why can't you just say something to him?"
You looked at her like she had just spoken Latin backwards, "Have you seen him? He’s so sweet. I could ruin him.”
“I don’t think he’d even mind though,” Marlene sighed, gazing over at the boy in question.
Jordan snorted as you buried your head in your hands and audibly prayed for anyone out there to take pity on you.
"We're moving on to our next category, folks," the bar's sound system crackled to life, answering your prayers, "Harry Potter."
"Oh, fuck yeah," You and Marlene - resident Harry Potter dweebs - exchanged high fives. Finally, a category you could probably win with your mind functioning on minimal capacity.
"Question eleven: In the Goblet of Fire, who poses as Mad-Eye Moody, Harry's Defense Against the Dark Arts professor?"
"Barty Crouch," you and Marlene said, pausing for dramatic effect, "Junior."
You cracked up as Jordan and Olivia shook their heads. "I question our friendship every damn day," Olivia joked, gazing off into the metaphorical distance - aka at the wall.
"You love us, bitch-ass," Marlene aimed a kick in Olivia’s direction under the table.
You grinned at their antics and went to take a sip from your beer, only to discover it empty. "Another round?" You ask your friends, standing to head over to the bar.
"Yes, please," Jordan groaned, "Anything to make it through these next four questions."
"Anyone - besides Jordan - want another round?" You revised your original statement aloud.
"Wow, have I mentioned I love Harry Potter lately? Like, yes, ten points to Hogwarts, bitch," Olivia thrust her empty glass in the air.
"That's not even how House Points work, Liv," Marlene sighed, "Solid B- for effort."
You turned to leave. "Wait!" Jordan drew your attention back to your group, "Stick your ass out when you order. He'll be watching." He shot a quick glance in He Who Shall Not Be Named (Because You Don't Know It)'s direction. "Oh, wait. He already is. Go get 'em, Hedwig."
You inwardly screamed at the knowledge that you were being watched by the current focus of your attraction and decided not to comment before leaving.
"Hedwig?" You heard Marlene addressing Jordan as you walked away, "Did you mean Hermione? Hedwig is Harry’s fucking owl. RIP, by the way."
God, you loved your friends.
Arriving at the large wooden bar running the length of the room, you flagged down one of the bartenders and circled a finger in the air to indicate another round. You and your friends came often enough for most of the staff to know your orders by heart. It was awesome.
"Question twelve!" The sound jolted you upright. You hadn't noticed you were standing right next to one of the extra speakers the bar used for trivia. Idiot, you cursed yourself, why must you be like this?
"Why was the Whomping Willow planted?" Cringing again at the volume, you craned your neck and located Marlene, who gave you an affirmative nod of 'I got this, fam.'
"Here you go!" The bartender placed your drinks in front of you, "Same tab?"
"Yes, please," You nodded, attempting to smoothly grab all four drinks, "Thank you!"
"Need some help?" The sweetest voice you had ever heard in your life sounded from your left side. You slowly turned your head to face its source and was equally as stunned by the beautiful boy in front of you.
This was one of Dimples’ teammates - one of the Team Text Us, We're Single boys.
"Um," your brain resembled the scene from Spongebob where he forgot his name. Your eyes darted over the boy's shoulder in a deliberate attempt to avoid his cute scrunched eyes and wide smile. But, you were only faced with something even more devastating.
Six boys openly gaped at you from the back table. When you caught their eyes, three looked away, two grinned shamelessly, and one blushed right to the tips of his ears.
Cute. Your insides turned to mush over how adorable your Dimples was.
"They're the worst, right?” The boy in front of you commanded your attention once more, "So nosy. Now, let me help you. I'm Jimin, by the way, from Team Text--"
"Us, We're Single," you finished, "Yeah, you guys beat us the last two Thursdays. We had such a nice winning streak going, too."
"Well, if it makes you feel any better," Jimin smiled wide, "Most of us don't even care about trivia."
"That makes it even worse," you groaned, sliding two drinks his way, "I'm (y/n), from The Multiple--"
"Scoregasms," Jimin laughed, "Awesome name."
"Thanks!" Your confidence soared at his praise and you smiled genuinely, "It's some of my best work."
"Question thirteen!"
"Oh shit," Jimin muttered, "Let's go before I miss any more questions. Joon will have my ass on a platter."
You nodded, mind whirring to try to determine which team member this 'Joon' was. Maybe the intimidating-looking boy with the bleached blonde hair pushed back in a headband? Or the really muscular one in all black with the doe eyes and long brown hair?
"When Dumbledore and Harry first visit Horace Slughorn, what is he disguised as?"
At the question, you grabbed the two remaining drinks and head back to your table with Jimin following close behind. As soon as you began your journey, you rolled your eyes at the completely obvious way your friends were pretending they hadn’t been watching you and Jimin interact this entire time.
You had never seen them having such an animated conversation about... "Bagels are so good! I love how you can choose from so many different types, like cinnamon raisin, sesame, blueberry, honey wheat--"
"Hi," you forcefully placed the drinks down in front of your friends and succeeded in interrupting Marlene's riveting tirade about bagels, "This is Jimin. He was kind enough to help me."
"Hey, Jimin," Jordan eyed the boy appreciatively, "Decided to scope out the competition, huh?"
"Honestly, sort of," Jimin chuckled. Your eyes narrowed suspiciously, not liking the sly edge his grin took on in the slightest.
"Well, hopefully (y/n) didn't give much away," Olivia giggled, staring up at Jimin with heart eyes, "She's our team leader."
"Damn straight." You plopped back down in your chair, "Want to sit with us? We can grab an extra chair from a nearby table."
"Nah," Jimin glanced over his shoulder at where his teammates were probably still staring, "I should get back. Want to hang out after trivia though? We can merge tables!"
Before you could even answer, Marlene enthused, "Yes! That would be so fun. Don't you think, (y/n)?"
You gave her your most lethal side-eye, catching onto what seemed to be happening here, "Yes... so fun."
"Great!" Jimin ignored your dry tone, "Talk to you later then!"
You all watched as he sauntered away.
"Damn," Olivia sighed, "That boy is fine." You nodded sagely as your eyes stayed glued to Jimin's firm ass as he walked away in those tight jeans.
"So, what's the plan, team?" Jordan clapped, "We have T minus twenty minutes to get 'Operation Get (y/n) Dicked Down' up and running. Let's do this."
God, you hated your friends.
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Twenty minutes later, your team had solidly lost. However, unlike the last two weeks, your loss did not come as a surprise or alongside any hard feelings. You four were too busy prepping to hang out with seven intimidatingly hot boys.
You were the only one not excited.
“And that concludes trivia for tonight, folks,” the bartender announced, “Team Text Us, We’re Single wins once again. Please come to the bar to collect your bar credits, lads.”
“Oh my god, okay, it’s happening,” Jordan bounced up and down in his seat as you all watched the bar start to clear out, “Stay calm. Stay fucking calm.”
“I don’t know how you have any room to call (y/n) and I nerds while you straight up quote The Office, Jord,” Marlene laughed.
“The Office is an Emmy award-winning show,” Jordan sniffed, “Come at me when Harry Potter wins a Pulitzer.”
“The Pulitzer is only for American authors,” Marlene cried.
“I rest my case,” Jordan lifted his glass.
“What?” Marlene yelped, “That makes literally no sense.”
“As much as I hate to interrupt this fascinating argument,” Olivia drawled, “We’re being summoned.”
You gulped, glancing behind you. Sure enough, Jimin was flagging you all down from across the bar, while a few of his teammates dragged over an empty table towards their own.
“Shit, I guess this is it,” you sighed.
“Jesus, you’re not going off to war, (y/n),” Jordan rolled his eyes, “You’re literally about to meet the your trivia daddy.”
“Please— and I cannot stress this enough,” you paused, “Never say that again.” With that, you stood, grabbing your drink and sauntering over towards Jimin with all the confidence you could possibly summon.
You heard your friends’ laughter behind you, and you discreetly flashed them the middle finger behind you back.
“Hey, Jimin,” you smiled at the boy as he greeted you and your friends.
“Hi, welcome!” His eyes were completely encompassed by his cheeks, and you internally screeched at his cuteness.
“This is Taehyung,” Jimin gestured to the curly-haired boy to his right. Taehyung greeted you all with a deep ‘Hi’ and a peace sign.
“Yoongi,” Jimin pointed towards the intimidating boy you noticed earlier with the bleached hair and the headband. Yoongi only nodded in your general vicinity as greeting.
“Hi, I’m Jin!” The stunningly handsome boy at the end of the table burst out, evidently unable to wait until he was introduced. Jin blew you all a kiss as his friends groaned.
“Please ignore him,” Jimin rolled his eyes before moving on, “Those two are Hoseok and Jungkook.” Jimin gestures towards the bar where two boys were collecting two pitchers of beer.
“And, last but not least, our trivia leader Namjoon,” Jimin’s grin turned devious as the boy in question raised his hand in greeting and ducked his head back down.
“Please sit,” Jimin gestured towards the scattered empty chairs amongst his group.
“(Y/n)!” Jin called suddenly, his arm flopping frantically in the air, “Come sit next to me!”
Your eyebrows shot all the way up as your heartbeat accelerated. Sitting next to Jin meant sitting next to Namjoon - your Dimples.
Nodding, you made your way over. It would be rude to refuse his request, and you could not help but wonder if Namjoon’s friends were also schemers.
You rounded the corner of the table and plopped down between the two boys. “H-hi,” you offered, eloquent as ever. You sipped your beer to cover up your burning embarrassment.
“Hi,” Jin grinned at you, “Thanks for joining us at the handsome end of the table.”
You choked on your beer, before cracking up, “The handsome end?” You loved this boy already and couldn’t resist the urge to tease him, “Oh, you meant Namjoon.” You shot the boy you just mentioned a sly smile as Jin spluttered.
Namjoon cocked his head slightly as he slowly broke into a shy smile, “Yeah, he definitely did, (y/n).”
Lord Almighty, the way he said your named almost sounded like a confession.
“Oh, this is insane, you fools!” Jin shook with incredulity, “I am worldwide handsome. Not Namjoon. Ugh, I need new friends.”
Jin stood and skulked over to the other side of the table as you all laughed. He was so extra, you could already tell. However, his antics had done wonders for your nerves.
Turning back to Namjoon, you leaned in closer, “Did he just make an Always Sunny reference? Or was that just me?”
Namjoon nodded, eyes glinting in amusement, “He did. You watch that show, too?”
Your conversation delved into your favorite shows, your favorite movies, your favorite meals. You felt like you had known Namjoon forever with how comfortable you already were with each other. Yet, you couldn’t help but notice how his eyes strayed to your lips every so often or how his hands crept closer to your thigh with every parting word.
The boy was into you. You were almost 85% sure of it. So, you decided to test him.
In the middle of Namjoon’s story about the time Jungkook almost burned down his apartment complex, you slid your hand over his. Namjoon paused, and you looked up innocently. He gulped and continued.
You smiled viciously on the inside. Your fingers played with his, intertwining with them, playing with his rings, brushing over his palm.
As Namjoon’s story drew to a close, you tugged his hand onto your thigh and released it. Nonchalantly, you picked up your beer and took a sip.
Shooting the boy a quick glance in your periphery, you found him staring openmouthed at his own hand encompassing your thigh. He gave your thigh a tentative squeeze, and you hummed in content. His eyes shot to yours.
“W-what are you doing?” Namjoon’s pupils were dilated as he blinked at you.
“I just wanted your hand on me, Joon,” you pouted, “You can take it off if you want.”
You moved to shift his hand off you, but his grip tightened. “I like having my hands on you, (y/n),” he said, his voice deeper than ever, “I also like you calling me ‘Joon’.”
“Two more things we can agree on,” you smiled at him, stomach full of butterflies and anticipation. Glancing around you, you realized that your friends were dispersed throughout the bar.
Marlene, Jordan, Hoseok, and Jungkook were dancing wildly in the middle of the bar’s tiny dance-floor. Jimin and Taehyung were bothering the DJ to presumably keep playing an assortment of random songs from the early 2000s. 
Olivia, Yoongi, and Jin sat at the bar, watching the others and laughing as Jungkook kept hitting the whoa no matter what song played. Currently, he was hitting the whoa to Baby Got Back.
Turning back to Namjoon, you find him looking at you with an unreadable expression.
“What?” you questioned, eyes searching his inquisitively.
He shoved a hand through his messy hair. “You’re so intimidating, (y/n). You’re so smart and beautiful, and it messes with my brain.”
“You’re intimidated by me?” You arched an eyebrow before smiling sweetly, “I promise I don’t bite… Unless you want me to.”
“I do,” he answered automatically. You both paused. His eyes widened comically, “F-forget I said that.”
“You want me to bite you, Joonie?” You sighed into his ear, relishing in his shiver, “You want me to mark your pretty skin?”
“Yes,” he breathed out.
“Okay,” your mouth descended to his neck, searching for a weak spot. His breath hitched as your mouth neared his thrumming pulse point. Bingo.
You placed an open-mouthed kiss onto his warm skin before sucking lightly. Namjoon moaned, shifting in his seat. 
You bit down, and his hips bucked instinctively. Pulling back slightly, you licked over the mark that was slowly blooming on his neck.
The clear imprint of your teeth on his neck had you grinning like a fool. You really wanted to own this cute, shy, intelligent boy.
You looked up at Namjoon. He was watching you with his puffy lips parted, his breathing hard. “Can I kiss you?” You asked, eyes focused on his. He nodded frantically, and your lips tugged up in a small smile.
Slowly, you inched your mouth closer towards his. Your breaths mingled. You pressed your lips to his gently and wrapped your arms around his neck.
You kept kissing Namjoon until you finally had to come up for air. Leaning your forehead against his, you locked eyes, breathing each other in.
“Can I sit on your lap, Joon?” You asked in between peppering kisses on his reddened cheeks.
After getting a nod in confirmation, you straddled his lap and returned your lips to his. The small part of your brain still thinking rationally reminded you that you were in a very public bar. The much larger and irrational part of your brain urged you on as your hips shamelessly grind onto Namjoon’s. The hardened cock that you felt through his jeans was too tempting. And, besides, exhibitionism was fun, right?
You bit down on Namjoon’s bottom lip, and he thrust against you.
You broke away and turned your head to the side, needing another moment to breathe. Namjoon began to kiss your neck, and you let out a small laugh as he nipped at your skin. He was marking you right back.
Namjoon lifted his head again as your lips parted. His face was inches away from yours. He stared at you like a starving man.
“Fuck, baby,” Namjoon said lowly, “I’m beginning to think you might be the devil, because you just snatched my soul.”
You stared at him. “That was so goddamned cheesy.” Your giggles made him turn an interesting shade of maroon.
“I knew I shouldn’t have listened to Jin-hyung,” you heard him mutter before you captured his lips once more.
As you kissed, his fingers slowly inched downwards, caressing you. You decided then and there that you would have this boy.
“Undo my jeans,” you commanded after pulling away from his mouth. His eager fingers dropped to your zipper, fumbling in their haste. Once your jeans were undone, you felt him hesitate. You instructed him, “I need your fingers.”
He thrust a finger into you. “Mm, Joon,” you dropped your head into the crevice of his neck as he pumped another one in, stretching you. His fingers curled inside you, as you shifted your hips.
“Rub my clit,” You demanded, and he pulled his fingers out and circled it immediately. You moaned at both the new sensation and at the loss of his fingers inside you. “Keep your fingers in me, use your thumb.” You gripped onto the back of his head, pulling on his hair in punishment.
His fingers thrust back into you without warning as his thumb circled your clit. You felt yourself clenching around him, so close to coming just from his hands. Still, you needed more. You were definitely a greedy bitch.
You pulled his hand from your pants, and he stared at his fingers, which were sticky with you. You watched enraptured as he lifted his wet fingers to his lips and sucked.
His eyes widened, “Fuck, (y/n), you taste so good. You have to let me eat you out. You need to let me put my head between your thighs. Please.”
“Bathroom,” you gasped out, “Now.” You shimmied off of Namjoon’s lap and onto shaky legs.
“Follow me in one minute,” you kissed his cheek and tried your best to casually make your way to the bathroom. However, you were pretty sure you had already blown all efforts to be casual as soon as you sat on Namjoon.
Finally, you entered the empty single-stall bathroom and let out a sigh of relief.
Two seconds later, a knock sounded. You barely opened the door wide enough before Namjoon was all over you. His hands gripped your ass as he backed you against the wall next to the sink.
He gazed down at you with hooded eyes, “You still want this, right?”
“Yes, Joon,” you leaned up to kiss him one more time.
Namjoon sank to his knees before you.
You audibly moaned at the sight. Quickly, you tugged your jeans down your legs and kicked them to the side. Your underwear followed suit.
Namjoon cursed lowly as you lifted a leg onto the ledge of the sink, baring everything to him. “Well,” you smirked, “You wanted to put that smart mouth on me.”
“You are going to kill me,” he muttered. His hot mouth closed over your clit. Parting your lips, he caressed you as he sucked and licked. His fingers thrust into you once more, pulling out slowly then pummeling back in.
“Harder,” you moaned. He fucked you faster, adding another finger, stretching you.
He pulled his mouth away from you, his lips swollen and pink. “How the fuck can you taste this good?” He panted as he carried on fucking you with his fingers, grabbing at your ass with his free hand.
His mouth returned to your pussy, circling your clit with his tongue and moaning against it. His fingers continued to push into you relentlessly.
You felt your toes curl as your orgasm approached at a maddening rate. “J-Joon,” you cried his name, your back arching as the pleasure built up with each stroke of his tongue and movement of his fingers.
Without warning, he sucked on your clit harshly, and you came, clenching around his fingers. Namjoon continued to pump them in and out of you, carrying you through your orgasm. He licked your pussy, lapping up everything you gave him with his tongue. After a bit, your fingers wound into his hair and pulled. “Stop,” you begged, legs shaking with overstimulation.
He pulled back immediately and lifted his head, looking thoroughly fucked-out. His lips were more swollen than ever. His hair was a tangled mess. You had never seen anything better. “God, you look so sexy right now,” you mused, reaching a hand to stroke at his cheek.
“Are you guys finally done in there?” You cringed as Jordan’s amused voice shouted at you through the bathroom door, “You have work tomorrow, (y/n).”
“Jesus H. Christ, Jordan! Go away!” You screamed back at your infuriating roommate.
“…I’m going to take that as a ‘yes’,” he replied, laughing, “See you out there, champ.”
“I’m going to murder him,” you seethed, accepting your jeans from Namjoon who held them silently out to you.
You scanned the floor of the bathroom, “Wait, where’s my underwear?”
Namjoon’s cheeks flooded with color as he lifted a hand to rub at the back of his neck, “I needed some form of reminder of tonight.”
You shrugged, giggling as you tugged on your jeans, “Let’s make a trade.”
“I’m listening,” he grinned, goddamned dimples popping out and making you want to kiss him forever.
“You keep my panties; I keep you,” you grinned back at him.
He blinked rapidly, “Keep me?” You nodded, nerves erupting. Had you misread the situation? Did he just want this to be a one-time thing? Shit, had you royally fucked this up already?
He kissed you suddenly, and you relaxed.
“Please keep me,” he mumbled, “I’m a mess, but I can be your mess if you’d let me.”
“We can be messy together,” you gripped his hand in yours, “Now, come on. We have to go face our friends.”
Namjoon gulped, looking rightfully terrified at that prospect. “Or we could sneak out the back?”
A smirk wound its way onto your face, “I really do like the way you think, Joonie. Let’s go.”
With that, the two of you snuck out of the bathroom and out the backdoor of the bar.
“I knew it!” Marlene and Jimin greeted the two of you with triumphant fists thrust high in the air. Jimin whipped his phone out before you or Namjoon could even say a word. “Hey, hyung? Yeah. They’re out here.”
Ignoring the gloating pair, you turned to Namjoon, “We could still make a run for it?”
He met your eyes; and, without a word, you both took off.
Shouts of your names followed you down the dark alley as you both cracked up. This was definitely not how you had pictured your typical Thursday trivia night to go down, but you were not disappointed. No, you shot the boy running beside you an affectionate look, you weren’t disappointed at all.
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For Nemo
All of them
(I can't luck I want them all, but basically any you want to talk about)
NSFT A TO Z
We'll give it a shot
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) Often very clingy and cuddly B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) Nemo will admit actually they have pretty nice tits all considered, and well it's hard to pick one bit of Gerry as to Nemo the whole of him is wonderful but like his back and arse is very nice and his hands C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) Nemo has tried out a cumming dildo but there was... very much a learning curve with it D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) Answered E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) Answered Before F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) Broadly, Nemo likes to be close, as much body contact as possible so they like things like missionary and lap sitting positions, they also really like getting to ride and have more than a little thing for being bent over also anything close to getting held up is very fun G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) Answered before H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) Honestly I don't think Nemo is like over fussed about it, like it's just hair it's meant to be there and seems to behave itself mostly (And I don't think Gerry is too bothered) but like probably keeps it tidied up on occassion and also Nemo naturally has black hair I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) On boy intimacy like seriously so intimate, much romance wow. J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) Nemo has used a pillow to help them along more than once K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) Answered before L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) Answered before M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) Being Gerry helps other than that... just getting N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Anything that would involve like actual pain, like Nemo likes things to get a little rough but nothing like that would actually hurt, no breaking the skin, other deal breakers are like fairly obvious that I don't think I need to really detail, O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) Answered before P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) It's variable depending on their mood Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) Answered before R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) They find out in short order they're pretty game to experiment and yeah they and Gerry have done a few 'potentially risky' things S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) Nemo can usually go for a decent while, depending on what's going on they may get off a few times before one session is over and done with, and as it turns out they can be edged for quite a good while if circumstances are right T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) Yes, it's not a massive collection but it gets added to on occasion, but there's a few vibrators, a few dildos, a harness, few types of restraints, blindfold U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) Oh a lot, so much you wouldn't believe V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) Nemo leans towards being kind of quiet, because Nemo tends to be quiet and that's partly to blame W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) Gerry sometimes likes to make heart shapes into the ropework he does on Nemo when they play with Shibari X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) Skipping as idk how to answer this one Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) It's kind of hard to quantify I think, like until they realise attraction is the mystery signature source Nemo was sort on the low end, like generally happy enough to deal with stuff themself when their body was being pesky and like not super interested in hooking up with others as tbh their attempts at hooking up with
others were kinda meh but yeah once they get involved with gerry there's quite a lot going on Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) Can fall asleep pretty quickly wants to cuddle
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What is the cost of not respecting boundaries?
(For those who haven’t seen, Part 1 and Part 2) A quick rundown for the people who are wondering what’s going on: Hello, folks. I am one of the leading Chernobyl/Legasov researchers who runs this youtube channel. I found the audio fragments of Legasov tapes which became quite a hit and received praise from Craig Mazin. Legasov tapes, which the migty HBO couldn’t find with their Russian-speaking consultants and millions of dollars of budget. I found rare photos and pre-Chernobyl videos of Legasov, translated a substantial amount of documentary material on Soviet near history topics, a good chunk of that being on Legasov and Chernobyl.  I am a live and let live kind of person and I was willing to look the other way with the Valoris shipping business cause “they were shipping the tv show characters and fangirling about the actors” so I ignored it and posted historical information, answered questions, unearthed and translated documentary videos and text material.   Then I abruptly stopped and went quiet cause the shipper gang went too far and started writing gross shit, rape fantasies and dragging real people who weren’t even in the tv show into their godawful fics -one of them being someone I highly admire, respect and look up as an inspiration and role model notwithstanding. 
They didn’t stick to Valoris, they had to involve the people who were not in the script at all. People whose names they learned from me. They had the audacity to discuss their fucked up fantasies (which they call headcanons) right under my nose, they couldn’t control themselves since they are completely driven by base animal instincts and some of them are downright sociopaths with no boundaries: Rabid and depraved, driven only by the primitive sexual instincts, with a two digit IQ, no understanding of boundaries, ethics, morals, completely bereft of common respect and decency. It’s creepy as hell -run for the hills kind of creepy.  (When I say no ethics and morals I don’t mean only sexual perversions. One of them is notorious for plagiarizing other people’s content in multiple social media platforms and acting indifferent when called out.) So I got creeped out, grossed out, infuriated, disillusioned and went quiet. Blocked everyone who was associated with Valoris to avoid their gross thirst talks. Blocked the tag too. Stopped posting new finds after the last Legasov video compilation. Stopped translating videos and text material for a long while.
They are way past normal shipping. This is some seriously fucked up shit.  Here are a couple of examples (Warning: Gross content, rape fantasies, scroll past the images and continue reading below if you can’t stomach or are a minor)
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Here is more rape:
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Their biggest argument is “We are writing fics about the fictionalized tv show characters” which is total and utter bullshit, because:
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Nikolai Ryzhkov was not in the tv show at all.
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Neither was Vladimir Gubarev. Why are they in those fics?
This isn’t all, there are public posts here where they were bouncing ideas and coming up with the most abhorrent fantasies about a real person who was NOT in the tv show. I don’t have the time to search them, plus they are really gross, you are better off not seeing it. (A paranthesis here: I’m totally indifferent about explicit fics if they involve only fictional characters and not promote rape culture. Just to make things clear.)
If you are using the names of real people, you are shipping real people. Period. I can write a fic using the shipper gang’s names in an alternate reality setting where they are an evil gang of cannibalistic cunts who raid maternity wards and butcher all the babies then burn puppies ad kittens alive for fun. Or I can write a fic where they all get sodomized with saguaro cacti dipped in ghost pepper sauce by sadistic rogue KGB agents. It’s fictionalized versions of them in an alternate universe after all, so it’s totally ok. Right? Well, there really is no point arguing these things, and that is not even the point of this post. I’m just saying it’s fucked up, creepy and wrong in every way. 
Not to mention they bully and gaslight people who speak up against them. Grown ass women bullying a 15 year old and adding a transphobic comment after learning they are trans is NOT COOL. @ihatefandomsfuckyouall can testify as the target of their bullying. That’s wrong and creepy as hell. 
HOWEVER. Like I said in the previous post, this won’t be about a holy jihad against shipping or some big anti-shipper crusade.  Nope, nope and nope with nope sauce.
Ship away, ship all you want, ship till you drop, ship till you turn Fedex green with envy. I am not here to lecture sociopaths driven solely by primitive sexual instincts and bereft of any kind of boundaries, morals, common respect and decency. There is nothing I or anyone can do about it. Like i said, I have no intention of trying to talk sense into anyone or giving sermons. So rest assured that I am well aware it’s pointless and stupid to wage a war against shipping, however gross and vile it is. I can’t stop you from sexualizing anything that walks (or has been long dead) and spewing sick ass fantasies. I will repeat for those with two digit IQ: I know there is nothing I or anyone can do to stop you from doing what you are doing, absolutely nothing. So I will do NOTHING. Got it? Whoever claims otherwise is full of shit, I will do absolutely NOTHING, you got my word 100%.
Seriously I won’t hate on you, I won’t call for holy wars and witch hunts. So, rest assured, I will not make any move against any of you, nope. Besides I don’t have the time for that, I have a busy life and better things to do. No war, no hate, no screaming, no drama, nothing. Is that clear? Capiche? Comprende? Понятно? 
Well, now let’s get to the heart of the matter:
I have been quiet but not idle. I’ve been contacting people, sending queries, making phone calls, digging state archive repositories. I have been finding material and boy did I find material! I happen to be one of the very few people who are blessed with an extraordinary ability to find things no one else can find. You have seen what I can find by utilizing search engines and going through links. Even Craig Mazin himself was mighty impressed with my finds, the proof is out there in public view, I won’t bother digging it up now.
Anyway. It turns out I can find hell of a lot more than that by contacting people, sending queries, making phone calls and digging through state archive repositories. Some of it costs pretty penny but no matter, I don’t mind paying for never-before-published video footage that is not on the internet. Some of it is not even digitized so you gotta pay extra fee for digitization and it can be quite high depending on the video length and media.
We are talking about HD videos here. There is excellent AI video processing software out there which can turn even the most primitive 19th century videos to crystal clear 60 fps HD so we are good. (Example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HbElEqm1TQ) I have photos that can’t be found by searching the internet. You’d drop dead if you saw some of them. I’m working on getting the full footage of Legasov’s IAEA presentation. It’s hella difficult, you have to personally go to Vienna and go through the seven hells and seven lower hells to obtain access. Also you need to be a research scientist with a reference letter. (All this info and list of requirements can be found on IAEA official site.) I won’t get into the details but I have it all sorted out, scientist and all. It wasn’t easy and it took a damn lot of time, effort, pulling family connections etc. Now the only remaining roadblock is this accursed coronavirus. As soon as the pandemic subsides a trip to Vienna shall be in order. The long Q&A session following Legasov’s report is unfortunately not available, but Legasov’s report certainly is (after fulfilling a laundry list of requirements.)
This is not all. There are photos (in addition to the publicly available ones I posted before) and video footage of Ryzhkov visiting Chernobyl, Legasov’s meetings, partial video of one Polituro meeting. There is this one precious footage where Legasov is laughing and drinking vodka. I won’t even say how many hours of work it took to find that. (Plot twist: I’m not the one who found it!) I have a pile of videos of Ryzhkov when he was the chairman of the council of ministers of the USSR, which are historical records of tremendous importance and not on Youtube. Buddies who have seen them had insta-man crush on him without even hearing my translation. Some of you would KILL for those, I know for a fact. For the Legasov drinking-partying video you would sell your soul to the devil (who wouldn’t?)
I have an IAEA report with an extremely rare photo you can’t find by searching. I won’t tell you who is in it cause I don’t want to supply anything you could use for your gross fics. Suffices to say one of them is someone you are drooling about and the other one is a big shot name that’s not on your radar and will unleash all kinds of fic ideas once you hear it. So nope. I ain’t giving you another Ryzhkov, I learned my lesson. I have video footage of that same man giving high praise to Legasov, talking with a tone of fondness, defending him against accusations. Such a sweet video. It put tears in my eyes. I can see you gang drooling a lake over that one so hell fucking no.  
Did I mention I started translating Legasov documentaries? Every single one on youtube. Including the entire Звезда Полынь. Also planning to convert some Legasov footage to HD using the aforementioned software tools. 
I have actually been posting videos and text material translations left and right, just out of your sight (nice rhyme, isn’t it?) 90% the material I listed above is either in the pipeline or in my hard disk.  @tryingtobealwaystrying can verify. She helped out a great deal with the IAEA business and I owe her one for that. We are both individually damn good at finding stuff but it turned out we can work wonders as a team. As a result, we have a treasure trove of the highest order in hand and in the works. 
And, here is the deal: YOU WILL SEE NONE OF IT.
N.O.N.E.
Not a shred. Not a pixel. Nothing. Ничего. Совсем нет. 
Get it now? “You didn’t see it cause it’s not there!” 
You won’t see it cause it won’t be there! 
So, this is it. I can’t do anything about your shipping scumbaggery but I can cut off your supply and deprive you of material and information. You will NEVER be able to find any of it on your own (let alone afford the fees for.) 
I will deprive you of the fruits of my labor. 
Indefinitely.
Of course that doesn’t mean I’ll keep it all to myself. I will share them but not in public. In fact I have translated and posted some videos you wanted real bad, one of them got 1000 views overnight but they are not public, for my work is not for the eyes of the wicked and unclean miscreants. I post them in shipper-free foreign forums you can’t find and send links privately to decent, wholesome people who are interested in Chernobyl and Soviet history for the passion to learn and admiration for the historical figures, not for spinning depraved fantasies and writing horrendous, projectile-vomit-inducing sex fics. And -as those of you who possess three digit IQ’s might have figured out!- I am not alone in that. (Plot twist FTW!)  Congrats, folks. You managed to alienate and drive away the top Chernobyl-Legasov researchers and translators with your hideous debauchery, extreme scumbaggery and abominable attitude. So, this is your punishment: NOTHING. This is the consequence you will deal with. This is the cost of your choices. 
A big nothing is all you will ever get from now on. 
See, told ya, there is absolutely nothing I can do about your gross shipping and scumbaggery so I will do NOTHING. 
Got the joke? LOL. I have awesome humor don’t I :) 
No more videos. No more photos. No more answers. No more translations. No more information.
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You royally fucked up, people. You don’t get to eat the cake and the icing, especially not when you offend and insult the cooks, take a dump in the middle of the restaurant and masturbate while rolling in it. You could have kept it out of sight. You could have exercised some goddamn tact. But no, you had to behave like animals in heat. 
Well, you can continue obsessing over the TV show scripts until you get sick of it.  I will be posting translations of different parts of Soviet history like the WW2 era. You can ship Hitler and Stalin all you want. Get those headcanons rolling! I will even give you a prompt: Stalin cheats on Hitler with Mussolini. LMAO. 
You know what, I take back the not a pixel thing. We may post screenshots from the videos and low-res crops from the photos from time to time just to rub it in your face. 
Here is one where they are grilling Velikhov shortly after Legasov’s suicide. Oh boy you gotta see his face when they start bombarding him about Legasov’s death.... 
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Here is the shot from a long video where the legendary Premier Ryzhkov is sporting the legendary 80′s Soviet glasses in all his superlative handsome glory. He is giving an interview about important historical turning points in this video and this isn’t even the best shot. You have to pay to get a copy but before that you need a superpower-like ability to find where it is in the first place. I scaled it up to 1440×1080 but not gonna put the high resolution version cause I’m such a darling.
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  Here is Ryzhkov in the famous white work attire of the Soviet era. Looks familiar, yes? Do I need to tell WHERE he is and what he is doing? (Hint: The year is 1986.)
Oh man, oh man. How worried he looks, so heart-wrenching. The footage is only about 3 minutes but absolutely solid gold. I won’t say whether there is Legasov or Scherbina or BOTH of them appearing in this footage cause I’m such a sweetheart.
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Unfortunately I am not at liberty to post any Legasov shots cause I am not the finder of the Legasov videos we currently have at hand. Too bad, so sad.  There you go. Enjoy your cold dish of nothing. Bon appetite. Adios amigas!  WHAT IS THE COST OF NOT RESPECTING BOUNDARIES? @tryingtobealwaystrying​ @the--arch @ihatefandomsfuckyouall​ @rarravai​ @weronikaisback​ @live-long-and-time-warp​ @tryingtobealwaystrying​ @chernobylgal86​ 
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muthaz-rapapa · 4 years
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PreCure stock footage
More pointless ponderings.
This is a comparison count of all the recurring attack animation sequences (meaning excluding one-time attacks) we’ve seen so far in Precure’s tv series. Done mainly because I wanted the numbers all on one page. :P
Of course, as I haven’t watched all the seasons (Futari to Splash Star) and my memory is crap, this should not be considered accurate. So any help correcting would be appreciated.
Originally, this was supposed to focus only on sub-attacks but that term’s definition seems to vary widely from season to season. So let’s not confuse ourselves with what counts as a “finisher” and what doesn’t and just stick with the general words “stock footage”.
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Futari wa [3?] - Marble Screw, Rainbow Therapy, Rainbow Storm
I’m reading here on the wiki that Rainbow Therapy is “hardly used”...I don’t really know what that means, hence the question mark if it counts as a recurring attack or not.
I also don’t want to include upgraded attacks as separate entries if there are hardly any significant differences between the original and the upgraded one (like StarPre’s) but when I compare it to Marble Screw...it seems okay in my book? Since I haven’t watched this season, I’m not confident enough to make the final call so I will leave it at 3 for now.
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Futari wa Max Heart [2?] - Heartiel Action, Extreme Luminario
Alright, Marble Screw Max is pretty much the same as the original with a little extra tacked onto the end. So technically, if there’s nothing else I’m missing, the count for this season should be 2. But still gonna leave room for debate.
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Splash Star [3?] - Twin Stream Splash, Spiral Heart Splash (2)
The two versions of Spiral Heart Splash are distinct enough from each other to count as separate.
Spiral Heart Splash Star is a one-time, final boss group attack so not gonna include it.
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Yes! 5 [7]
Individual Attacks [6] - Dream Attack, Crystal Shoot, Rouge Fire/Burning, Lemonade Flash/Shining, Mint Protection/Shield, Aqua Stream/Tornado
Group Attacks [1]: Five Explosion
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Yes! 5 GoGo [7]
Individual Attacks [6] - Shooting Star, Fire Strike, Prism Chain, Emerald Saucer, Sapphire Arrow, Milky Rose Blizzard/Metal Blizzard
Group Attacks [1]: Rainbow Rose Explosion
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Fresh [5]
Individual Attacks [4] - Love Sunshine Fresh, Espoir Shower Fresh, Healing Prayer Fresh, Happiness Hurricane
Group Attacks [1]: Lucky Clover Grand Finale
Not going to include Triple Fresh since it’s just a mash-up of three individual attacks.
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Heartcatch [10?]
Individual Attacks [7?] - Pink Forte Wave, Blossom Shower, Blue Forte Wave, Marine Shoot, Gold Forte Burst, Sunshine Flash, Silver Forte Wave
Group Attacks [3?] - Floral Power Fortissimo, Shining Fortissimo, Heartcatch Orchestra
This is where things start to get confusing with the introduction of sub-attacks. I’ve only included Blossom Shower, Marine Shoot and Sunshine Flash because it’s obvious they were meant to be shown as a set for the initial trio while everything else was done in real time.
And after debating about the Fortissimo ones, I decided that I’ll keep Shining as its own entry for now. Not quite happy about it (Shining is just old attacks laid out on top of one another with some minor new animation in between) but it doesn’t seem entirely right to call it just an upgrade either......I dunno.
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Suite [10]
Individual Attacks [7] - Music Rondo (2), Miracle Heart Arpeggio, Fantastic Piacere, Heartful Beat Rock, Sparkling Shower, Shining Circle
Group Attacks [3] - Passionato Harmony, Music Rondo Super Quartet, Suite Session Ensemble/Crescendo
...I think Suite has everyone else beat on having attacks with the longest names.
also, it’s a travesty that there is no HD video of Session Ensemble uploaded to youtube.
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Smile [7]
Individual Attacks [5] - Happy Shower, Sunny Fire, Peace Thunder, March Shoot, Beauty Blizzard
Group Attacks [2] - Rainbow Healing, Rainbow Burst/Royal/Ultra
Can’t remember how often the upgraded individual attacks were used but to my knowledge, there are no stock footage for those anyways.
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DokiPre [17]
Individual Attacks [14] - My Sweet Heart, Heart Shoot, Heart Dynamite, Twinkle Diamond, Diamond Shower, Diamond Swirkle, Rosetta Reflection, Rosetta Wall, Rosetta Balloon, Holy Sword, Sparkle Sword, Sword Hurricane, Ace Shot, Ace Mirror Flash
Group Attacks [3] - Lovely Force Arrow, Lovely Straight Flush, Royal Lovely Straight Flush
*whistles* Quite a jump in number of unique attacks. Just wait till HaCha.
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HaCha [20]
Individual Attacks [17] - Pinky Love Shoot, Passion Dynamite, Poppin’ Sonic Attack, Lovely Powerful Kiss, Blue Happy Shoot, Arabesque Shower, Hawaiian Alohaloe, Princess Windy Wink, Sparkling Baton Attack, Ribbon Heart Explosion, Maracas Rhythm Spark, Honey Temptation, Stardust Shoot, Starlight Ascension, Oriental Dream, Sakura Blizzard Dance, Emerald Illusion
Group Attacks [3] - Twin Miracle Power Shoot, Happiness Big Bang, Innocent Purification
Oh yea, if this wasn’t stock footage-restricted, HaCha would still go home with the prize and the cake because of the sheer number of sub-attacks not listed here.
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Go!Pri [18]
Individual Attacks [14] - Floral Tourbillon, Rose/Lys Tourbillon, Sakura Turbulence, Mermaid Ripple, Frozen/Bubble Ripple, Coral Maelstrom, Twinkle Humming, Full Moon/Meteor Humming, Galaxy Chorus, Phoenix Blaze, Scarlet Illusion, Scarlet Spark, Scarlet Flame, Scarlet Prominence
Group Attacks [4] - Trinity Lumiere, Trinity Explosion, Eclat Espoir, Grand Printemps
A lot of the secondary attacks are essentially the same thing but with different effects. Scarlet Spark and Flame almost look identical but the movements diverge once the attack is released so I consider them distinct from there.
Trinity Lumiere and Trinity Explosion would’ve been under just one entry, too, but the CGI animation leading up to the attack are different.
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MahoPre [9]
Individual Attacks [4] - Linkle Stone Spells (Miracle ver, Magical ver, Felice ver), Emerald Reincarnation
Group Attacks [5] - Diamond Eternal, Ruby Passionale, Sapphire Smartish, Topaz Esperanza, Extreme Rainbow
I’m glad that I changed it from sub-attacks to simply stock footage. Counting the same animation sequence thrice would just make my head spin worser.
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KiraPre [10]
Individual Attacks [7] - Whip Decoration, Custard Illusion, Gelato Shake, Macaron Julienne, Chocolat Aromase, Un - Deux - Tres Bien! Kirakuru Rainbow, Parfait Étoile
Group Attacks [3] - Three-2-Wonderful A La Mode, Animal Go Round, Fantastic Animale
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Hugtto [13]
Individual Attacks [9] - Heart For You, Flower Shoot, Heart Feather, Feather Blast, Heart Star, Star Slash, Heart Song & Dance, Macherie Poppin’, Amour Rock n’ Roll
Group Attacks [4] - Trinity Concert, Twin Love Rock Beat, Cheerful Attack, Tomorrow with Everyone
I know Heart Song and Heart Dance can be standalone attacks but since we didn’t get to see much of either of them before Macherie and Amour got their Twin Love Guitars not long after, then I count them as one. Also, Macherie and Amour are considered as one Cure split into two anyway so there’s that.
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StarPre [8]
Individual Attacks [6] - Star Punch, Milky Shock, Soleil Shoot, Selene Arrow, Rainbow Splash, Cosmos Shining
Group Attacks [2] - Southern Cross Shot, Star Twinkle Imagination
Again, how ironic is it that the season that touts the theme of imagination has the least creative stock footage across all variations in their attack arsenal?
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HealPre [tbd]
Individual Attacks [4?] - Healing Flower, Healing Stream, Healing Flash, Healing Hurricane
Group Attacks [1+] - Healing Oasis
Since the secondary elemental bottles barely have any animation sequence and don’t even include the Cures in them, they won’t be counted. 
That said, with the upcoming super form upgrade (new promo art has already been released), we know there will be one more group attack to be added. I suspect there might be another upgraded version of that super group attack as well so perhaps a total of 6 formal attack sequences for HealPre altogether.
Unless they plan to give the Cures individual attacks with that...needle arrow weapon whatever it is but I somewhat doubt it.....we’ll see.
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Season with the most attack sequences: HaCha [20] Season with the most individual attack sequences: Hacha [17] Season with the most group attack sequences: MahoPre [5]
Top 5 Seasons w/greatest total # of attack sequences: HaCha [20], Go!Pri [18], DokiPre [17], Hugtto [13], Heartcatch/Suite/KiraPre [10]
Again, if I’m missing anything, let me know.
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this-solaris-life · 4 years
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The Games We Play
Featured AU: You’re My Muse AU -  Jingyi is a personal assistant to Lan Wangji and Jin Ling is a Youtube Game Vlogger. Notes: This originally was supposed to be for the prompt "kiss of suggestion" and I think I totally missed the mark but here's what happened XD Also, Buttons aka Snowdrop is a munchkin and here is what she looks like! So cute! FYI, if your an Overwatch person. I'm sorry for butchering your game. My knowledge comes from peering occasionally over my roommates shoulder while she plays. @ruensroad - Here’s the spice and thanks for the help with choosing what type of kitty that Buttons aka Snowdrop is.
Jingyi groaned as he woke up. The feel of too warm feline toe beans walking up his bare back. He shivered, starting to wiggle attempting to dislodge his cat. When she wouldn’t stop. He rolled on his side dislodging her. Reaching out for Jin Ling, he found that he was alone in their bed. He blearily opened his eyes, blinking them to get the sleep out of his eyes. He noticed the soft grey light coming out from underneath the curtains that were still drawn. 
Which meant that Jin Ling had wanted him to get some actual sleep. Working as a personal assistant for his older cousin, Lan Wangji is a lot of work. The last project was a little overwhelming too with them traveling there much. Thankfully, New York had been the last stop for a while. He’d come home from the United States last night jet lagged and starving. Jin Ling had been amazing last night. He was already there at the airport ready for him, bringing him home to a hot meal, and a bath before bed.  
He let out a sigh rolling on his back so that he could stretch out lazily across the center of their bed. A smile sweeping across his face at how blessed he was. Buttons tried again to lay on him but he sat up tossing back the sheets. He untangled his legs getting up. His stomach growled making him chuckle. Jingyi checked the time seeing that it was a little after twelve. 
“Come on let’s go see if A-Ling can be persuaded into taking us to lunch.” Jingyi said to Buttons as he put on the first clean shirt that he saw on the chaise at the foot of the bed. That earned him a soft trilling meow as a response, which of course meant she agreed. He picked her up, taking her with him. Clad in his boxers, Jin Ling’s T-shirt, and finger combed bed hair, he set out to find where his boyfriend was in their apartment. 
It didn’t take him long to find out. The moment he stepped into the hallway, he was able to hear the sounds of Jin Ling’s game and him smack talking with his friends coming from the living room. Knowing that he didn’t have to be quiet. He continued on into the living room. He smiled fondly seeing Jin Ling sitting on the floor in front of their sectional couch. His long hair down wearing a blue tank that was Jingyi’s and a pair of heather grey sweats. He looked really good, reminding him how much he’d missed him this past week in New York. 
Jingyi turned his head to check the wall. Their television actually being a projector. So the whole wall was nothing but the game in HD. It only took him a second to recognize the game. He was playing Overwatch. His team was winning and he bet it was because A-Qing was there being silent but deadly playing D.Va. 
Jin Ling saw his boyfriend standing in the doorway holding Buttons out of the corner of his eye. He smiled quickly tapping his mute button on his headset. 
“Hey, baby.” He called out to him letting him know that he knew he was there. A happy snort was the response he got. 
“You tricked me.” Jingyi playfully scolded, as he padded over to him. Jin Ling didn’t need to look up to know the other was smiling. He could hear it in his voice. 
“You needed the rest.” Jin Ling countered as Jingyi decided to set Buttons down on the floor. Buttons wandered over to sniff Jin Ling’s hands before going in search of her true love, Fairy. The rainy weather outside making it a perfect day for staying in and being cozy which is what Jin Ling has planned. No need to leave their home today. 
“I probably would have slept more but someone had to get up.” Jingyi whined, his fingers itching to mess with Jin Ling’s hair. It looks so soft from being air dried. Something he’d found himself doing while Jin Ling played his games.  
“I don’t think you would have.” Jin Ling disagreed, remembering how he’d woken up with Jingyi practically laying on top of him. The shirt the older man had put on when they went to bed was gone, leaving him in his boxers. An arm had curled up around his neck with Jingyi’s face tucked into the crook of his neck. The warm breath causing goosebumps. One of his lean legs hiked up over Jin Ling’s hip. It’d been a good way to wake up but he knew Jingyi needed the rest. So he’d slowly untangled himself from his boyfriend letting him sleep in.  
“Oh?” Jingyi chuckled as he grabbed the spare hair brush and two hair ties from the end table drawer. A stash they kept for these occasions. Jingyi noticed the blush creeping up his boyfriend’s neck. He chuckled leaning forward, “Scoot up.” 
Jin Ling complied easily letting Jingyi get situated behind him. He laughed hearing Jingyi’s stomach rumble. “I just ordered us some pizza and that shrimp salad you like. It should be here in a bit.” 
“Sounds good to me.” Jingyi grinned happily. 
He didn’t flinch when his boyfriend slipped the headset off his head. Quick skilled fingers gently worked his roots with the brush before putting the headset back on. He even tapped the unmute button for him. The moment they heard him whisper thanks to Jingyi, his two close friends started in on him. 
“Where did you go A-Ling?” Zizhen cooed when he started chatting with them. 
“Saying sweet nothings to your pretty boyfriend?” Jin Chan asked sachrinnely. 
“No and he just woke up.” Jin Ling answered rolling his eyes at the teasing continued in his ears.
“Awww, so kisses instead of sweet nothings then.”
“Oh, the spiciness of love.” 
“Did you mean sweetness? Because did you see his instagram post?”
“Oh shut up the both of you. Some of us are actually playing a game here.” He laughed knowing that he was blushing, hoping that Jingyi couldn’t hear what they’d said from where he was so close to him. 
Jingyi bit his bottom lip as he braided his boyfriend’s silky soft black hair. He had heard what they’d said to Jin Ling. It was funny and made him like them even more. Besides, Jin Ling was fun to tease. Like right now, Jingyi grinned mischievously, not that his boyfriend could see it. While braiding the other’s hair he brushed his fingers against the other’s sun kissed neck. Pleased when he noticed the other shiver. Jin Ling quickly tapped his knee that was beside his hip in warning. 
Jingyi merely chuckled at his antics. He continued working the silky hair into the fishtail braid that he’d learned over the summer. His gaze flickering past the other’s shoulder at the wall. He could tell that Jin Ling was back to focusing on his game and waited for the right time to retaliate. 
Jin Ling knew it was too good to be true that Jingyi had just stopped with a love tap. He should have stayed on guard but those fingers in his hair and the game had distracted him. He was just about to deliver a death blow when he felt a kiss being pressed to his shoulder. Jin Ling so did not jump despite what the giggling from his boyfriend behind him meant. 
“What the hell man?” Jin Chan called Jin Ling out over the headset. 
“Stop your whining.” A-Qing piped in as her D.Va popped into save him. 
“Thanks.” Jin Ling bit out as he glared over his shoulder at his boyfriend.
“No Problem.” A-Qing said before her mic went silent again. 
Jin Ling huffed purposefully leaning back to pin Jinyi to the couch. However, with Jin Ling’s hands occupied with the controller. It really wasn’t a smart plan, because that left Jinyi free to do what he wants with his hands. And since he’s just decided that he wants Jin Ling all to himself now. Hello roaming hands. 
The moment he felt his boyfriend’s hands slide underneath the hem of his tank top he knew that Jingyi wasn't going to behave and let him finish this session.  In fact, he’s a hundred percent sure of it, but like the stubborn person he is Jin Ling is determined to complete the session. So he lets him get away with running his hands over his hips and stomach. He’s almost to round three when he feels a kiss to the side of his neck as well as Jingyi pressing pointedly into one of Jin Ling’s sensitive spots. 
“Shit.” Jin Ling gasped, feeling a shot of heat flare down his spine, pooling in his gut.  The controller slipped from his hands as he sharply turned to scold his boyfriend. Except Jingyi had anticipated that, using the moment to man handle Jin Ling so that he was laying on his back beneath him. 
“Jin Ling?” Jin Chan called through his headset. 
“You alright?” Zizhen asked. 
“Jin Ling’s fine but he’s done for the day.” Jingyi grinned, pressing the power button on the headset before tossing it off somewhere passed the coffee table. Not giving Jin Ling the opportunity to fuss about his headset, the game, or cutting off his friend. He leaned down capturing his boyfriend’s lips in a hungry kiss. He heard the plop of the head set still landing on the carpet somewhere. But he didn’t care and apparently neither did Jin Ling with the way he was gripping the front of his shirt pulling him closer. 
“Dinner.” Jin Ling panted when they parted for much needed air. 
“Isn’t here yet. So we can stay right here.” Jingyi replied, claiming those lips again. His plan to keep Jin Ling right where he is till the food comes. Then after they eat, have his boyfriend for dessert.
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That is why I don’t get when kaylors always say that the people that have seen Taylor and joe in Big Sur, Maldives, Salt Lake City etc are hired by tree. That is just ridiculous. I remember during secret sessions, some fans talked about the album when they signed an NDA. So I doubt that those people who took the video of joe and Taylor being all lovey dovey in NME were hired by tree or those people that encounter them in their vacation were all hired. It just doesn’t work that way
No, it doesn’t work that way at all.
When a random onlooker IS hired by a publicist or agent because they want something planted, what happens is the video or picture in question usually is shocking or surprising and gets tons of views and play in the media. It’s shot better than the footage we saw.
It certainly isn’t a few grainy clips of a pop star with her boyfriend of THREE years that we’ve seen together countless times. It isn’t going to be an awkward going for a sit down hug and pull to standing and then kiss on the cheek.
It would be something in daylight and a kiss on the mouth, HD. Or it would be Joes hand in a risqué place if it was grainy so that it would get traction. There would need to be some hook to get a ton of media outlets to push it. Because the outlets need clicks. And there’s nothing clickeworthy about seeing a couple who’s been together for years.
Sure, it was out there. Taylor is a huge superstar. But no, that wasn’t a publicity stunt. And no one paid that onlooker to take that.
The same goes for everyone else who saw them in Ireland or Big Sur. You don’t pay people to mention seeing them just to satiate the general public who ALREADY BELIEVE SHES STRAIGHT AND HAS A BOYFRIEND
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