#I want to be a real wizard

[birds4hands3000]

What type of trials and tribulations will I fight through to be wizard worthy?

[b4kuch1n]

red lion wizard !

[poorlittleyaoyao]

The Second Flautist remains the stupidest but also funniest adaptation choice. Su Minshan, heretofore portrayed as a cringefail loser who needed Wangxian and Wen Ning to save his ass from the Waterborne Abyss, overrides Wei Wuxian’s demonic cultivation abilities TWICE. Not only does he seize control of Wen Ning, but he manipulates the resentment summoned by Wei Wuxian to attack people and turn them into puppets at Nightless City SO EFFECTIVELY that Wei Wuxian cannot regain control of them even on an individual basis with the Yin Tiger Tally helping him.

Su Minshan, true Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation, is the most overpowered character in the entire series, and we must therefore conclude that he chooses to be Jin Guangyao’s devoted henchman rather than seizing any power for himself because he finds it personally fulfilling.

[essektheylyss]

Also I am still laughing about Matt's answer for Essek in a different person's body being someone who has a lower profile so he can do his research. Validation for me personally 😌

[manglam-marfach]

dyke!Chilaios has me understanding breeding kink all of a sudden

[iplaywithstring]

I'm working on lace today and I was having some thoughts.

First, look, it's so pretty! And I've added new thread twice now and it's not so scary

It's not perfect, there's some tension issues and such, but I'm really happy with it and the pattern is fun

That said, I have to acknowledge that according to some people, I am doing it wrong

My thread (8/2 cotton weaving yarn) is too thick, and my pins are too big, and the heads are a big problem. This is what I'm told every time I post pace in a beginner lace group.

It's a damn good thing I'm stubborn and have enough experience in other crafts that I don't let those comments get to me, otherwise I would have stopped making lace.

I'm not concerned about lace tradition being done with very fine threads. It's beautiful and intricate and lovely to look at, but it's not the lace I want to make. I want to use the same movements and techniques, and size up the patterns, and do it differently. I'm doing it on purpose. I'm doing it this way because it's what I want to do. It's more comfortable, and more fun.

It's also the exact same movements and process. The only difference is the size.

It makes me happy. It's relaxing and it doesn't stress my joints or my eyes. And I don't care if I'm looked down on by some because I'm doing it the easy way.

Make the art you want to make.

[lilyevansmywife]

Sirius once told Remus that he was never allowed to be small. He was supposed to read grown-up books, have grown-up conversations, not mess around and play like normal children. He told Remus to ignore it like he did with all the secrets he confided him. Remus really never talked to him about it, but then every day he brought Sirius a new toy or picture book and seeing the happiness in Sirius's eyes was worth everything

[horridgoblin]

ive been thinking about what gale would think about a tav who dresses goth. he would totally be into it i think.

[stormyoceans]

vegas being fascinated by pete >> vegaspete teaser vs episode 10

[astranauticus]

the rwd season 4 qna inspired me to start thinking about college au headcanons except a lot of these are gonna be really specific to my school and y'all are just gonna have to deal with that <3

Kyana feeds some of the school cats. she would feed all of them if she could

Dani smuggled Plug (the scrawniest black cat you've ever seen) into her dorm room illegally and somehow management hasn't caught her yet (based on a true story) (Kyana visits to see Plug all the time)

Finbar keeps an updated tier list of every canteen in the school with breakdowns of the best stalls/dishes for each

A senior from the school of engineering once said to me 'all the engineering people dress like rats cuz our classrooms don't have aircon' (context: tropics) anyway that's Dani

Kyana would probably be involved in a lot of freshman orientation events from second year onwards. she just likes talking to the new kids and giving them advice like she would be the kind of orientation group leader who'd get messages from her freshies asking about all kinds of random nonsense because she's made sure they know they can always contact her with questions

VR-LA is The Guy you go to for textbook pirating resources

(this is more of a 'wouldn't that be funny' but VR-LA is just Veerle's discord handle)

Docent is the name of VR-LA's old laptop that broke down so he gave it to Cassimere (computer engineering major he met once at a networking event) to fix except Cassimere got everything off the hard drive and then somehow managed to fuck it up Even More so he had to get a new laptop (and named it Emi)

Roy has gotten food poisoning from his dorm meal plan at least once (based on at least one true story)

The heap trio + Mandy would be those friends constantly playing majong in the dorm lounge and if all the majong tables are taken they just play in one of their dorm rooms on a towel to dampen the tile shuffling noises (it was Mandy's idea)

Every morning Dani goes to the drinks stall at her faculty and orders one iced coffee to the point where the stall owner starts preparing an iced coffee whenever they see her approach (based on my true story)

Roy would be one of those people who goes clubbing every other week and every time he tries to drag the rest of the heap trio and Egan almost always goes and Dani would go if she didn't have a good excuse but always begrudgingly. anyway Roy would always be the only one having a good time until Egan gets drunk enough to start having fun

Finbar actually uses the dorm kitchens instead of just buying canteen food and it always makes the hallways smell really good

Vhas also uses the dorm kitchen sometimes but like. one time i walked into the pantry on my floor and someone had left cut sweet potatoes and 2 eggs in an inch of water in a pan on the stove. that's Vhas

Kyana's constantly applying for overseas exchanges and international summer/winter school programmes. the world is large and she wants to see it!

Maxim's the definition of a hall phantom. you know he lives on your dorm floor because you pass him by in the hallways sometimes and literally nowhere else. sometimes you're not convinced that he actually exists

VR-LA and Maxim's friendship stems from them being from wildly different faculties (VR-LA's in STEM, Maxim's doing anthropology so arts/social sciences) but also having lots of weird interests they cant really bug anyone in their home faculties about

Elyse is in student government and every once in a while Finbar receives a series of angry texts about the newest idiocy she's had to put up with

MR-SN and AS-TR start a stargazing club together. other notable members include AS-TR's girlfriend E-DN, MR-SN's friend C-RA (the one who always volunteers to carry the heavy ass telescopes) and MR-SN's friend K-LB who he pestered into coming to fix one of the wonky scopes even though K-LB's actually in electrical engineering but he's the only engineering person MR-SN (an arts student) knows

oh and of course VR-LA joins because he genuinely just likes space (developing a crush on his club chairperson was not on his bingo card)

Kyana and E-DN were MMA sparring buddies at one point which is how she found out about the stargazing and joined immediately

honestly i can probably think of more but this post is fuckin long LMAO

[realbeefman]

charlie kelly should know what alchemy is. let him make potions. he is BASICALLY already doing it but can u imagine how cool it would be if he thought there were magical properties to all the weird shit he combines together??? can you imagine him trying to give frank a grilled charlie because of it’s “medicinal properties”??? let that fucker COOK let him be MAGICAL

[b4kuch1n]

the king shunned, the lion dead, the knight lost, the princess absent. but the wizard lives.

[lemxioz]

i just finished Campaign 2 of Critical Role, and first of all, i'm in tears, and secondly, should i just watch it again?

well, good thing there is The Mighty Nein Reunited, gotta watch that now

[dumpster-fire-sapphic-failgirl]

Still can’t get over Erika and Aabria dropping both big Devotion™️ vibes and a Sunshine/Sunshine Protector™️ and expecting us *not* to ship them

*grumble* dropping more ship bait than moby dick over here *grumble grumble*

[bowsersforeskin]

i just saw an ad for some new h*rry p*tter media and I just want to make it painfully clear that if i am reminded of its existence in any capacity i'm blocking your braindead ass

[houlebubo]

Brennan Lee Mulligan I know your tricks, I Know for sure that Steel is going to betray Suvi and that she was the reason her parents died. Look at me, I was fooled during Calamity when Asmodeus didn't have a character voice, I trusted that fucker, and I will not be fooled again, I know he uses his own voice for the most malicious and manipulating villains, I am smelling it on every word from Steel