HAPPY!! BIRTHDAY!! HANNAH!! AAAAAAAAA SOBBING SCREAMING FROM THE ROOFTOPS!!
I sincerely hope you have a fantastic day today!! And week!! AND YEAR IN GENERAL - I know I say this 1000 times a minute, but you deserve the absolute best, I swear 😭💞💞 YOU ARE THE ABSOLUTE COOLEST AND SUCH A TALENTED PERSON!! ONE OF THE GREAT GAY MINDS OF OUR GENERATION AND SOOOO INSPIRING FOR TWO-BRAIN-CELLED INDIVIDUALS LIKE MYSELF.
(spoilers) I have one more silly little thing planned for you... had some other things throw off my schedule bUT PREPARE YOURSELF!! I WILL SEND IT YOUR WAY SOON (don't worry I promise it isn't any conspicuous boxes) 🙏
anyway, the squad is at taco bell, what are you ordering? 👀
NOT BUSTER KEATON ON THE ROOF AND ALAN TRAPPED INSIDE I'M SCREAMING 😭😭 they all look like they're ready to jump me and that would be so valid 😂 why don't you bless me with your photoshop skills more?!
oh no, do I need to be stalking the mailbox again? 👀 I'm gonna put a Wanted poster of you on it for the mailman! but seriously, thank you so much for being an amazing friend and always spreading the Good Vibes for years now! you've been so easy to turn to as a friend and positive influence when everything gets so heavy, and I appreciate you a ton! ❤️ you're 100% the Great Galaxy-Brained Gay Mind of our generation and I could never take that title from you!!
bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word
I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.
Every fall out boy song is like *nonsense lyric* *nonsense lyric* *the most profound cunt serving couplet in the English language since Shakespeare that sends you straight back to middle school* *nonsense*
the question isn't 'is con crit okay?' that's a terrible way to frame the issue.
the question is 'do fan creators want your con crit?' and the answer is clearly overwhelmingly No!
like, are hugs okay? theoretically, sure. but if you're going around hugging strangers who don't want you to, and they have fucking told you so, then you are in fact an asshole and should knock it off.