Me: "Incest is so disgusting! Jaime and Cersei made me want go gag omg I hated it so much. I could never ship an incestuous couple!"
*Daemon and Rhaenyra have entered the chat*
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i forgot to tell you about that time i told my little (15yo) cousin i’m back to tumblr and she looked at me with such bewilderment it made me feel so old and I told her to just google it and then she looked at me and said “mIcRo BlOgGiNg?”
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being a teacher means having someone look you in the eyes and say "tonight for dinner im having beef stroganoff. if you even know what that is"
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i would love for my dogs to eat the same non-food items as normal dogs. my old dog would only eat charging adapters. one of my dogs chews on exclusively tinfoil wrappers, the other one comes running when people drop puzzle pieces.
like, eat a stuffed animal or something. if you're going to cause a phone call to the vet, at least be normal about it.
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babygirl i sit hunched in ways you’d never fuckin believe
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@akilah12902 thought that it was a missed opportunity to not have Naaber despair over The Dark Urge not having a birthday <3 and thus my life was funded once again <3
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im late but happy vday everybody
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You know, it would be amazing if Hollywood learned the right lesson from the success of Nimona. Something like "Hey, maybe don't throw out a nearly done movie as a tax write off" or "people want queer stories" or even "don't be afraid to take some storytelling risks and be original" but you just know they're going to come away with some absolutely batshit takeaway like, "next time delete all the evidence and burn it to the ground so the gays can't make us look bad!"
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