#I wish I was exaggerating

[wizardhubris]

“The sphinx is pitching alts on his roar” is the moment I fell fully in love with Brennan.

[hanawsstuff]

How tf do I draw broken glass

Lost motivation mid-process I just rushed it😭

Context :

Tommy posted this on his Twitter,, it’s chapter 16 of ‘ The Splinter in the blind Man’s eye’ , a could-be canon Ninjago novel and I think about it every single day.

[the-halfling-prince]

Me: what I'm totally neurotypical idk what you're talking about-

The the little annoying voice inside my head that I argue with for fun: Remember that summer after eighth grade where you watched How to Train Your Dragon four times every single day for two months and by the time summer was over you could quote the entire goddamn movie by heart?

Me: what that didn't- This is Berk, it's twelve days north of hopeless and a few degrees south of freezing to death. It is located solidly on the meridian of mis-

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

Just finished eating my winter feast, and now comes the worst part. Trying to fend off the turkey sleeps long enough to do all the dishes and clean the kitchen.

[she-is-amused]

Your 20 years old cousin is with a 35 years old predator????

I’m not sure he’s a full predator, but when a 35 year old man who’s pretty well established in his life asks a 20 year old girl who is quite obviously from an extremely sheltered religious background if they can get to know each other better and plainly says that he would maybe like to marry her, my first instinct is a shotgun.

Technically they’re just talking on the phone for a few hours a couple nights per week as friends. She says she’s not sure she’s ready to get married. But her dad told her last weekend that he approved of a courtship between them, and she is still talking to the guy.

She has a bit of God-given wisdom but literally no life experience and her parents are possibly the most impressively moronic people I know. My hopes are not high in this situation but I’m attempting to intervene and talk sense into her (not that I have much sway 😣).

[azure-za-raid]

AU where the new “Daylight” is Sephiroth’s Masamune sword.

BONUS:

[muraae]

looking forward to gilded age tomorrow night but for the love of all that is holy if george russell ends up cheating on his wife with the lady’s maid i will throw the telly out the window.😭🥲😭🥲😭🥲

[cherienymphe]

Anytime I read an Andy Barber story it has to be a dark fic because 90% of the non dark fics are just Andy cheating on Laurie and you being the "blameless" other woman like-

[tiziri-art]

Today has been a good day for volo content (many people posted their art and so i'm happy)

[sleepystoner]

Men who smoke meth in their kid’s rainbowdash wig dni

[sunfyred-a]

umm it's egg's nameday tomorrow !! just .. saying ..

[the-red-means-i-love-you]

why is youtube giving me noom and weight watcher adds?

i have the exact opposite problem, if i lose any more weight i will need to be hospitalized 

[ratt-duffer]

I’ve made like 200 pasteles at this point

[redd956]

Nothing like a ptsd & exhaustion induced panic attack at 4am before you even get a chance to sleep

[candicoated]

Umm I hate it here. Goodbye-

[hijabiworm]

a moment of silence for all the random girls around the world who don’t know that their photos are being used as profile picture for bots on this app