Okay here me out on this…
Garlic cake.
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lucy: “i am in love with this man”
also lucy, literal five seconds later: writes some of the most homoerotic sentences i’ve ever read to mina
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if she says she’s sleepy instead of tired she has a daddy kink
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Look, I don’t care if you think Janus is cold-blooded or not, I just think it’s funny that so many people heard the sarcastic liar say “that is a scientific fact about me” and just assumed he was being honest there
Either Janus is cold-blooded and he’s just unimpressed that that’s the only thing Roman seems to know about him
Or Janus isn’t cold-blooded and he’s unimpressed that Roman just assumed he was because he has scales
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ok ok hear me out: what if archangel aziraphale looked like this though
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Clone and Unknowingly Cuddling
I’ve seen a lot of back and forth in whether clone troopers would be big on physical touch or not.
I think that it would make a little more sense especially from canon that the clones would be a little bit less into physical touch just based on their upbringing… HOWEVER
How funny would it be that no matter wear they fell asleep, who they were nearest to, anything, while they are asleep they will somehow find a way to cuddle right up to the nearest person.
They could be in the opposite side of a cave from someone on their own sleeping pad and everything and still somehow find a way to end up right on top of that other person.
Obi-Wan was very confused the first time he and Cody shared a tent in a campaign and he woke up to find Cody gone from his own cot on one side of the tent and in his cot.
Rex was horrified when he woke up on night while in a mission spooning his general. Anakin was a little surprised but didn’t say anything about it.
Even someone as standoffish and scary as Fox, has woken up after falling asleep on Senator Chuchi’s couch after going 4 days without sleep, completely glommed into the Pantoran.
Echo thought for sure he was going to be decommissioned when he woke up wrapped around his little commander, but Ahsoka assured him that she really didn’t mind and slept quite well.
Bly almost had a heart attack the first time he’d done it to Aalya. He’d even positioned himself closer to one of his captains that night so it wouldn’t happen. He’d quickly realized that the person spooning him from behind was his captain.
This habit of unconsciously ending up cuddling other people happens to make clone cuddle piles deadly for anybody to close to get dragged in. You will end up with three different people glommed onto you.
Oh did I mention that they also don’t let go until they wake up?
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Jon in tma, as we all know: “Martin… you’re not… you didn’t die here, did you?”
Alice in the recent tmagp episode: “I was born down here and I’ll die down here”
All I’m saying is The Magnus Protocol has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now
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what if i made all the limlife permadeaths rhyme
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why do we call kaz x inej kanej when we could be calling them spider hands
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She’s unsure of whether she has to kill good Aingle or not
Poor baby is confused but good aingle did her some justice
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if not gay why red/blue pairing?
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first time painting hi tumblr 🔥🙏
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they even stand the same way
it’s like they can’t help it🤨
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I wanted to talk about something cuz I’ve seen it a lot more recently…
Some Fanfiction writers are so narcissistic, they think they’re better than every other writer, and hate on a bunch of other great writers because their younger or they aren’t as good yet.
And honestly it’s so sad, because no your not better than anyone else, no your not above everyone else, and you have no right to hate on other writers who haven’t done anything?
Some of y’all needa be humbled… badly. Because that attitude is ugly asf…
AND IVE SEEN SO MUCH RACISM IN THE COMMUNITY ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY?
I’ve genuinely seen people comment stuff like “why does it HAVE to be a black reader?” Or “why does it HAVE to be a Latino/Latina reader..”
And then I’ve seen people be like “don’t make everything gay!”
Like what… most of us barely get any recognition in media, whereas white and straight people get mostly everything still, in 2023.
Grow up, this is not the 1800s, it’s 2023
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