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altocat · 1 year

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Ah yes. Classic Alto Bad Luck shenanigans™.

I go outside for two seconds to get some (hot) fresh air and get whacked in the face by a very thicc falling tree branch. Black eye time, it looks like. We have some nasty, hyper-aggressive squirrels who are always fighting in the trees near my parents' house so I should have been better prepared. Oh well. I shall accept my ice-pack like a champion.

The moral of the story is to never go outside EVER.

#asks #updates #owchies #Classic Alto #I'm a jinx lmao #you get used to it

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glassrunner · 2 months

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ARCANE | Season 2: Sneak Peek

#league of legends #arcane league of legends #arcane season 2 #arcane edit #netflixedit #jinx #silco #league #~arcane #~#i'm so ready to die lmao #a youtube comment pointed out that the interrogator has to pull the needle back because she's so insane she leans forward into it #also my brain is committed to saying that's kled even if i KNOW it's not lol

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hyacinthsdiamonds · 11 months

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Max only needs one more race win to equal Prost.

Two more after that to equal Seb.

One more after that and... the sky is truly the limit. Well, only Michael and Lewis are ahead of that.

When he first started, it was a question of when, not if he'd win a championship. He was the inevitable.

That hasn't changed. It's only the question that has changed.

He could do it by the end of the season or at the start of the next.

He's only 26. 26. Twenty fucking six.

Generational indeed...

#f1 #formula 1 #formula one #max verstappen #austin gp 2023 #somewhere somewhere niki lauda is like i fucking told you #ngl please be gentle with me when/if I'm not jinxing lmao he equals seb or goes past seb because I will be too emo to function

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12romy · 3 months

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Whenever I see this pic of Lewis & Charles I literally giggle. Like Sirs keep it for the bedroom 🤭

https://x.com/44lewentz/status/1803451706040263128?s=46

Oh, yeah, THIS PICTURE

It's living rent-free in my head, not gonna lie. Like. Lewis. Was the tit grab truly necessary? (of course it was but they're in PUBLIC). Hopefully we'll get more of those when they get podiums together next year...

#no i'm not delusional #just hope i'm not jinxing them lmao #chewis #charles leclerc #lewis hamilton #anon ask

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cranberrymoons · 3 months

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#currently on the worst road trip of my whole entire life! well. i don't want to jinx it lmao but #today i popped TWO TIRES at once in the middle of the Katy Freeway in Houston TX (the widest highway in the US; 26 lanes btw)#managed to make it over to the shoulder without DYING but then had to sit there for like an hour? and panic called a tow truck because duh #I know how to change a tire but I was – again – sitting on the shoulder of the widest freeway on the continent so #anyway I called a tow; a guy showed up. I assumed it was the tow! turned out it was not. but he helped me put on the spare and then was lik #“follow me to my shop I can do the tires for you” and I was like okay! 👍 but then the ACTUAL tow called me and I realized this was #just a random guy (very nice up to that point but then I got scared about following him to a secondary location?) and so I didn't lmao #I just kept driving and didn't follow him but the guy on the phone was then mad at me because I wasn't where I said I would be because #AGAIN – I thought the original guy WAS the tow company that I called? but anyway guy 2 on the phone was like “YOU OWE ME $200!!!!”#and I said for what? also how would I pay you? and he tried to get me to cash app him lmao?? I didn't. I hung up on him #he called me like 6 more times yelling at me until I finally just blocked his number 💀#however NOW at this point I'm driving on one spare tire and one rapidly-flattening second tire and I still have 3 hours left to get where #I was going for the night and to top it all off I'm in the middle of a city I've only been to one time before? so I manage to get to a hote #like a nice-ish one where I'm like “okay if I get stuck here this won't be the end of the world”#because keep in mind today is a national holiday so basically everything is closed!!!! btw!!!!!#but eventually I'm sitting there and it's literally 100F outside and I remember oh right lol I have car insurance which pays for a tow #(a normal one; not a random one I panic-found on google who calls me screaming at me to cash app him $200)#so anyway I call my insurance and the guy on the phone is very nice and is like “it's okay; we'll have someone to you in 45 min”#and I'm like okay. OKAY. 🙌💪 I am a strong independent woman who is figuring this out and no longer on the side of the highway #but instead in a nice calm neighborhood and all I have to do is wait 45 min and everything will be okay #one hour goes by. I call back. get redirected to the tow company that was dispatched. guy says oh! is my guy not there yet?#I say no. he says okay – I'll have him call you. hangs up.#okay. 20 more min go by. guy finally calls me. says “I'm 20-25 min away” at this point I've been waiting about an hour and a half #I say. okay? okay. 30 more minutes go by. I try to call the guy back. straight to voicemail. three more calls. three more no answers.#I call my insurance back. sit on hold for 15 min. eventually get put through to a different person who's like “okay let me check on him”#get put on hold. eventually she comes back and says “okay he says 15 minutes” I've been waiting over 2 hours at this point. I have to PEE #I just... burst into tears. on the phone with this poor random woman from Geico Insurance. I'm bawling my eyes out.#she was trying to get claim info from me but I'm crying so hard she's like “oh baby no. okay. okay. we can get that from you tomorrow.”#when you cry so hard that even the insurance company is like “you know what we're just going to let this one slide”#anyway guy eventually shows up. he's very nice even though I hate him a little for being so late. he drives me to an OPEN TIRE SHOP

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pharawee · 5 months

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The only thing I want out of gmmtv24 pt 2 is a leading role for Marc Natarit and if that happens I'll go back to watching every gmmtv show without complaining. I promise, I'll be good. It's just. Please. I can't live off Marc breadcrumbs for the rest of my life 😭🙏

#jane watches stuff #marc natarit #i'm jinxing myself here so pls make it happen lmao #but ye i have no real expectations #i'm hoping for a few more genre shows that aren't slice of life/low-stakes romances #and that's about it #i already won the lottery when greatinn happened

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the-spooky-children · 2 months

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Can't stop thinking about unhealthy co-dependent teen!fireskulls..

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sugurizz · 11 months

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Creator Mingwa has a 💦 sports affinity and you can't convince me otherwise. Periodt.

And I have proof.

#we've seen this in BJ alex #and she got wild with it LMAO #SHE HAS a ---- kink I'm CONVINCED #the parallels between jinx and BJ alex are crazy #Ahhh Jaekyung you filthy MF #he's my kink soulmate idgaf #jinx #jinx manhwa #joo jaekyung #hana rambles

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gerbits · 1 year

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making townies :3

#hyperfixation: activated #i think i'm going to have a lot of fun with this #(i hope i didn't just jinx myself)#(i tend to get really excited about something and then just...drop it lmao)#anyway i'll try to make lil intros as i finish them!#oooh wait.....character page 👀#maybe i'm getting ahead of myself #the sims 4 #the sims #sims #ts4 portrait #she doesn't get a tag yet bc she is nameless #but soooon

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deadn30n · 9 months

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back by unpopular demand: me!

#« ooc tag. »#aka i'm gonna start writing as soon as i've eaten some food LOL #i had so much fun with cat in those games lmao #jinx and yone ez carry

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lavendertea489 · 18 days

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yahoo I love her

#jinx arcane #jinx fanart #arcane fanart #I still don't know arcane tags lmao #I'm not super happy with this #but we ball #just don't look too closely at her hand

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halfbit · 2 months

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!!!!!! finally.. finally. finally happy with how this comm is turning out :>

#only took 3 redos LMAO #but i can always tell when im finally happy w/ something because it suddenly gets way faster to do #i don't want to jinx myself again by giving a time estimate but i Think. soon #i also keep putting myself in collaborative stuff w/ deadlines on the side 😭 so hopefully i'm getting better at sticking to them #thats definitely my biggest flaw rn is i just really suck w/ time & communication #but figuring things out!! getting better!! i hope!!

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californiaquail · 3 months

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vaccines are crazy i've had covid for four days and feel 80% better already

#not to jinx it 🧿 but i'm only slightly congested and occasional dry cough atp #i would like my sense of taste back though but that didn't develop for a couple days so maybe it will just take a bit to come back #i've also been taking a bunch of vitamins and using xylitol spray etc but lbr this is the half dozen shots talking #i really can taste almost nothing though lmao but whatever food is expensive anyway #definitely not going to do anything tomorrow but maybe tuesday if the symptoms are gone #trying to decide if wearing a mask to job interviews would work against me ☠️ obviously that's illegal but still #people around here are frequently crazy #me

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coffeeandcalligraphy · 1 year

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“You could come with me, you know.”

Harrison looks up and finds Jeremiah’s eyes honeyed in a strand of sun. The realization is obvious: he’s an ember of a man—an effervescent, sacred light. He’s always been. “Come with you?”

“Maryland. Hanoi. Dogwalking. Wherever we want to go.”

jeremiah being the sweetest man alive pt. 24 million

#I'M SORRY?????#not going to jinx anything but wr*ting seems to be... WORKING RN???#get u a man who invites u to spend ur future together even after embarrassing u in a restaurant #tbh I just want jeremiah to have the best loool he's sooo sweet but i'm thinking of putting him in seventh virtue 2 to ruin his life more #OOPS #context of this is jeremiah & harrison are out for lunch & jeremiah's all of a sudden like 'hey i'm going to move soon and start my life'#and harrison's like....... woooooow going to have an emotional breakdown now cuz without u??? WHAT AM I????#and then jeremiah's like 'oh also u can come with!!!!!!'#NO DON'T INVITE HIM LMAO TELL HIM TO FUCK OFF (he does eventually)#THANK YOU OVERLOVED BY GREYSON CHANCE THIS SONG SAVED MY WRITING LOL #bodyback

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keeps-ache · 4 months

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ggghhg i hate vehiclessssssss ghghghhghhhhh [dies dies dies forever]

#just me hi #i'm going to get right back to it but i need to complain or i'll turn into a stale loaf of Bread lmao :3👍#so here it is. why's it gotta be so hard hhghfh #okay buildings suck i hate buildings. but also they don't make me want to immediately explode at the merest hint of actually drawing them #vehicles?? Vehicles ???? i am going to just. what if i just put everyone in magical cardboard boxes and did that huh. what is the point !!#i have to draw motorcyclessss and carssssss and i'm okay with bikes to a degree actually <3 and horsessssssss and truckssssssssssss #god forbid you pick an older model with like 20 articles on it cuz most of them are going to only have a side profile and 3/4s view of that #dang thing. which yea sounds manageable 'why is this a problem keeps' i cannot properly see the FRONT #i have to guess?? i have to Guess ???? my dearest wish i think i'm just going to live in the sewers. with the sewer creatures #GGHHHHHHHHHHHH #i am going to practice drawing this stupid thing that i'm going to use for like 7 panels MAX and then i'm going to commit a FOUL crime. lik #rearranging someone's usual playlist without them knowing so they're confused every time they listen to it afterwards #//okay enough of that. we're good hbfhsfh :3 #i have done other things today ! i've actually made a rough timeline for pi.e so thaaaat's cool :D #that and found a cool artist to follow on pillowfort. i. forgor their user but they have cool art .w.#/also i'm past the halfway mark on this first chapter which is !!!#i don't want to jinx myself cuz i know i'm really good at that hfhsv - but i think i'll start storyboarding the next part if i can get a #couple more pages done :D #//also the cowboy au grows stronger everyday hhhgfshvbh #i kind of knew some sort of au was inevitable but i did not think it would be an old west one loll :3 #still trying to figure out the logistics #i wanna find some good historical fiction from those eras (1860s-70s) but i do not have the brain space for it rn fbhs - so this will do :>#it won't have any of the magic or gods i think bc of that but i'm having fun regardless :D #it Does have some occult though. because i was playing the story for my brother and i Do enjoy scaring him hhbvhfhsfvh #there are devils on the ranch!! or are they devils?? he hasn't gotten that far yet lol :>#//i also may have some sort of weird lean towards the spooky because Somehow each of my stories end up containing some sort of thriller #element?? lmao rip my siblings #but it never happens on purpose. again; rip my siblings hfhhvsh #//oo running out of tag space lol <//3 #i shall return. probably with more wip stuff cuz i started like 4 canvases in 2 days hhghghdvs - toodles !!

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alrightbuckaroo · 1 year

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...what if i said i think part ii of the parisian summer romance au will be done today

#speaking this into the universe because i'm MANIFESTING and not jinxing (hear that universe?? i'm MANIFESTING)#babes we're at 48.5k it's looking like a done deal i'm on a roll #i have to start [redacted] soon anyways so i need to be done lmao

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