#I'm fuckin nutty

[ashlynnlylim]

Liking Johnny Knoxville makes me seem insane because why am I kicking my feet giggling and shit when he gets gored by a bull or splits his head open or has blood running down his forearm from a snake bite

[imwritesometimes]

in one week it will officially be one year since I finished a fic edited it & posted it hahaha 😵‍💫😖😞😑

[kittythegengarmonarch]

I saw one of the people I'm following on Tumblr do this, so I'm gonna have a bit of fun, and not just one way~

I don't really have a type per se, but I think I do have a style or pattern. (Also, please do not judge. We are all free to have opinions.)

Also, I wanted to show my bonus (That's cuz there's so fucking many...)! 9 of my Favorite Pokémon:

Perhaps maybe I should do a 9-squared Pokémon version? Or another bonus for all I care? This is fun as hell!

Images belong to their rightful owners. None of them are mine whatsoever.

[revvywevvy]

i took her out of her box just long enough to take this picture then stuffed her back in because I'm terrified of ruining her pristine model-work ;; she's so purrdy,,

[fstbmp-a]

Okay, I'm normal again.

[luxthestrange]

WTDSIK Incorrect Quotes#7 The Mothers

When You and Opera figure out who has been targeting your baby Iruma and your other twelve equally lovable kids

Baal*With a bloody nose, messed up hair, and clothes full of cuts*HOW DID YOU FIGURE IT OUT!?

Y/n: IT DOESNT TAKE A BLOODY GENIUS TO FIGURE YOUR WANNABES "IM DIFFERENT FROM OTHER DEMONS" STUPID CLUB*Is whipping off bloody knuckles and looking unimpressed at Baal and the Six fingers*Really?... Who came up with the fuckin lame-ass name? ya kindergarten mentality idiots

The six fingers didn't wanna say...it kinda hurt their pride when you called them that

Baal*approaching the angered you*Waaait wait-wait, wait! Hold on a second!

Kirio*confused, as he is roped with a sign that said "Horny Jail-Get Therapist-Y/n*Uh, Brother? What are you doin'?

Baal*theatrically, down on one knee, proposal-style*Y/n Mother of Iruma Suzuki and the misfits... would you do me the honor of becoming... my bride? 

The Six Fingers are dumbfounded; Kirio gulps, his mouth falling wide open. Y/n pauses for a beat before responding. Broadway farce-style music begins, the dialogue falling into the music's pattern rhythm 

Y/n: I don't think so!

Baal*milking it* Y/n!, please. I know what you're thinking: "We're too different." "It'll never work." "What will the children look like?"

 Cut back to Kirio, who is still frozen with shock, mouth wide open

Y/n*disgusted but still smiling at him with a dark aura surrounding you*Ooh, that violates so many laws of nature!

Baal*backing up against the wall*Listen to me! The problems of a couple of wacky kids like us don't amount to a hill of termites in this nutty circle-of-life thing. And so I ask you: If not now, when? If not me, who? *miserably; pleading*I'm lonely!

Kirio*Jumping over on the shoulder; sniffling, putting the best face on his shattered emotions* Can I be your best man?

Opera"The Back-up": I say we skip the wedding and go straight to the buffet*Cracking their knuckles with an equally terrifying aura*

Y/n and Opera when someone hurts their baby blueberry are the definitions of:

"FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT"

[treetownconfessions]

how i think each htf would react to you coming out as trans ❤️:

cuddles: you are?? i had no idea! you look just like a boy..... or i mean, um, a girl? whichever one you're going for, i meant.. haha... ha.

toothy: oh. well that's cool.. will this affect us riding bicycles together

giggles: ohhhh wow that's great ^_^ what kind of trans are you?? are you girl trans or boy trans???

lumpy: sorry i couldn't hear you i was revving up my lawnmower. what'd you say. ohh. lol

petunia: that's lovely! i support you completely

handy: okay. don't start thinking we're the same just because you had some part of your body chopped off too. i had it worse :/

disco bear: doesn't matter what's in your pants babe i want it regardless ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) rawr haha

russell: i get it. some pirates take longer than others to find what they truly want at sea. arghh matey

flippy: aww thank you for telling me :) that's super sweet.. it's nice you can express yourself like that

fliqpy: i don't fuckin care

shifty: if you've transitioned then that means you had the money for it........ you must be pretty RICH huh.. haha. haha.

lifty: yeah i heard trans people can pay up to 100k for transitional surgery out of their own pockets...... lets talk about it.

nutty: hegehegehheheghehrhejhehehe

sniffles: trans? oh, like transgender? that's amazing! i've done a lot of studies on transgender specimens. very interesting stuff...... if you ever need a doctor for your transitional surgery then don't be afraid to reach out :)

mime: (gives you a thumbs up ^-^)

mole:

pop: another QUEER LIBERAL in our conservative little home huh.. sick of all you ALPHABET people taking over and ruining our traditional values with your mucky unwanted ones. its called TREE TOWN not TRANS TOWN. ugh

flaky: i'm glad you felt comfortable enough to tell me about it.... it's not exactly the same but i understand not feeling like yourself. you can talk to me anytime :>

lammy: it's good that you're trans! the flag colors are really pretty.. i would hate if you were stuck with an ugly flag.. y'know.

splendid: which one is that? ahaha i get them mixed up sometimes. right. yes. transgender. of course i support you :)

WHY WOULD YOU DO POP LIKE THAT??????

[ihopesocomic]

What is it with people and feeling the need to bring ‘realism’ in fictional stories? As long as it isn’t harmful- who cares? Like that other Anon said, evidence has been found of same-sex relationships among animals.

I Hope So has lions with purple eyes and pink eyes, there are blue lions. Some of the lions are barbary lions, right? If the comic takes place in modern day, that would be unrealistic since Barbary lions are believe to be extinct. It’s a comic full of an anthro lions who can talk. Either way, even, if an animal story was as realistic as possible- it’s harming no one if an LGBT+ character is added into it. Whether you like it or not, Anon, Cat and RJ are doing nothing wrong by wanting to have trans lions in THEIR story. Shocker, LGBT+ creators wants LGBT+ characters in their stories.

If the trans characters are written poorly and are stereotypes then it’s an issue but that’s not the case here. It’s just creators who are LGBT+, who like lions, and wanted to make a comic surrounding that.

Yeah we've definitely bent the rules of reality. I thought having a fuckin purple-eyed lion would've been a good indicator, but here we are.

The thing is, these people don't actually care about realism. They just want to use bioessentialism as if it's of any scientific relevancy. It's not lol they know it's not because as soon as they have to think about gender in nature outside of humans for more than a second, their hate-driven pseudo-scence falls apart and their brains explode. We're just another being on this planet, we can just apply words to things, isn't that nutty?

Anyway, if your "science" is built on trying to argue against the existence of something that we already know exists, it belongs in the trash. And perhaps they're also aware that people funding these articles and speeches have an agenda and nothing they ever do is genuine or based in reality. Or maybe they're a smooth-brained clown who believes everything they read if it "validates" their biases. Either way, I'm not entertaining it, and I'm going to do what all people do with clowns and laugh at them. - Cat

[randomvarious]

Today's mix:

Wetmusik - Mix Up Volume 1 - Live @ Storey Hall by Simon Digby & Will E Tell 2000 Techno / Tribal Techno

Big advantage of being producers and record label owners who also happen to be DJs is that you can lace your own sets with all the stuff that you and your roster have been working on and then gauge a crowd's reaction to it all before officially releasing any of it to the public. That whole tedious process of having to send your music to *other* DJs in hopes that they themselves like it enough to play it is completely eliminated, because you're your own DJ in this situation. No middle man, no waiting on the whims of someone else's taste; you have full control from start to finish! 😎

And such was the case with this live recorded set from February of 2000 by Simon Digby & Will E Tell, a pair of techno dudes from Melbourne, Australia who were running a label at the time called Wetmusik, and were plying their appreciative crowd on the campus of the Royal Melbourne Institute of Technology with a blend of a bunch of  ground-pounding heaters of their own that they hadn't released, along with some great stuff from people who weren't on Wetmusik as well.

But be forewarned: this mix really isn't for the faint of heart. It may have some comedown moments that break the tension and serve as a bit of a brief cleanse—only for things to ramp up again—but for the better part of 70+ minutes, this is relentlessly percussive techno that you better have a couple Advil on hand to take once the set's over. Rattlingly primal shit with some touches of dystopian futurism, all soaked in a constant thooming that simultaneously beats against your chest and vibrates the soles of your feet.

And honestly, this type of hyper-intense techno isn't necessarily always my favorite in the world, but if you can handle all this pummeling percussion, you'll find that this is a style that can really end up yielding all kinds of novelly nutty, thick slabs of rhythm, and Simon and Will have a whole lot of it in store here, which ultimately makes this mix worth a listen, even if there's a good chance that you might be seeing stars afterwards 🫨. 

So the best rhythmically unique selections here come courtesy of Will E Tell himself, with his tribally thumping "Teu Teu Haka" as well as "Strange Behaviour," which has manic claps, lots of wood block reverb, and a respirating bit of noise that's hard to describe, but manages to hold it all  together.

Favorite track on here of all, though, is one that's not a Wetmusik original and, therefore, is also far less likely to make you feel like eggs being beaten and whisked around in a bowl: the y2k-era techno standard and masterpiece that is Andrew McLauchlan's "Love Story." Around a quarter-century ago, this Scotsman, who's not really known for much else other than this total bop, managed to catch lightning in a bottle with it. A dusty and obscure 1970s rendition of a Brazilian song gets set to some modern dancefloor techno, and out of that combination comes pure fuckin' magic—a wholly unbeatable tune with a delightfully catchy Portuguese-language chorus that'll linger in your head long after the song itself is over. If you've heard your fair share of early 2000s techno sets, then you're already likely to be familiar with this track, but if that whole era ended up passing you by, you absolutely must listen to this song. One of the greatest pieces of dance music ever made, as far as I'm concerned.

But, yeah, the vast majority of this set from this enterprising Aussie pair still more or less teeters on the edge of my own techno sanity, because of how hard and heavy it tends to be, but the experience can still be a gratifying one if the way I've described it here doesn't actually feel too dissuading to you. Plenty of well-crafted and rhythmically inventive techno to be heard here, but only if you really think you've got the stomach for it.

Listen to the full mix here.

Highlights:

Will E Tell - "Taha Ua Tolu Fa" Ben Long & Umek - "Audio 16" Simon Digby & Will E Tell - "Unfinished Business" Ben Long - "Syndrome" Thomas Schumacher - "Shelford Rd (Devilfish Remix)" Will E Tell - "Teu Teu Haka" Umek - "Lanicor" Simon Digby & Will E Tell - "Moving Wallz" Umek - "Mamomit" Will E Tell - "Strange Behaviour"* Alpharisc - "From Hell" Will E Tell - "Dipped in Pitch" Alpharisc - "Playing With Words" Joel Mull - "The Mole (Ben Sims Remix)" Oliver Ho - "Awakening the Sentient" Andrew McLauchlan - "Love Story"

[blaiddfailcam]

I'm pretty sure they buffed the speed on activating feint attacks and reduced their cooldown... Thrusting swords feel fuckin nutty now. (Pardon my test dummy)

[ranciddrobbie]

I need to ask this because I want to make the animation I'm planning as biblically accurate as possible- Is your Mind design able to close his mouth or are his teeth always visible? Also, does your Heart design have wings?

(and yes, I'll make Mind move like a Rankin/Bass character because the more I think about it the more it makes sense and the more I want to see it executed)

His teeth are like his lips id imagine- But thats up to stylistic interpretation! if you can make him look ookie spookie without teeth go for it! and no my heart design is just a fuckin fella but again- up to interpretation! do whatever! go nutty with it!

[trashhole]

Pharma and Misfire

PHARMAAAAA god I love him so much sososososossososo much he's my girlfriend, my beautiful, miserable, chicken girlfriend who commits malpractice <3 i have so many hot takes about him tbh but i'm just going to say i wish people looked at him with more nuance than just 'he's a nutty doctor'...he's so much more than that. I have some...opinions on how he fits in the narrative of mtmte but I'm not going to talk about them yet. One day I'll make a pharma post...one day. I'm generally not a very um thirsty person as they call it, but Pharma's kinda 😳 he can like...yk...he can get it. He's so babygirl I love him.

misfire (goofy) Goofiest guy Ever oh my god. I'd smack him with a wrench ngl it would be funny. I love misfire memes so much I wish the scavs were more popular because god are they funny as a concept ESPECIALLY Misfire who's like a vampire fratboy. He's like Nick from wwdits, he'd be like yeahhhhh I'm a vampire!!!! then eat a fuckin fry and hurl it all up and be like fuckkkkkk I hate being a vampireeeee!!!! he's so strange but I do love him in all his goofiness.

tyyyy for the ask ari! love the mtmte goofs （￣︶￣）

[morgana-ren]

I'm sure it's Next to impossible for your ocs to feel embarrassment, but what's most likely to cause that in them? Even if its just the most tiniest minuscule flutter.

Also do u mind if we reblog your oc stuff?

Sure! You're more than welcome to! I'm more than happy to talk about them anytime, and you're more than welcome to share it!

Actually, they can get embarrassed fairly easily! Some more than others, of course.

Reaver is the hardest to embarrass. He's pretty unabashed in his licentiousness, and he learned a long time ago to live his very long life to the fullest. He does what he wants, buys what he wants, and wears what he wants (even though Asto and Nighty make fun of his fucking ridiculous hat constantly.) When he wants things, he just... takes them.

The only time he really gets embarrassed in front of his brothers is a... very peculiar incident that more or less had to do with a piss kink he swears he does not have. It was a bloody accident-- well, not an accident but it was only once. They make fun of him for it mercilessly because he gets embarrassed.

Reaver is more prone to anger than humiliation. He's very secure in himself for the most part, even the worst parts of himself. Hence why he's one of the more openly disgusting of the group happily. He wears his degenerate badge very proudly.

Asto is a little easier to embarrass. He has a tendency to get drunk and a little nutty at weddings. He has a bride kink and has been known to wreck weddings in the worst way imaginable. Nightmare thinks it's hilarious and deliberately takes him to weddings now-- except his own. (Nightmare's wife Snake actually killed Astarion at their wedding when he tried to cop a feel. Nightmare resurrected him but told him he deserved it. He warned him not to fuck with Snakefang but he didn't listen. Reaver met a similar fate with his heart cut out thanks to an incident that happened prior, and I will say that he really fuckin' deserved it. Unfortunately, it really only enamored them with her even more.)

Asto is fairly unabashed of who he is as well, but he will get embarrassed by Nightmare sometimes. When he's drunk, he gets very thirsty and will get a bit... wild. There are some times from back in the day that you can bring up where he will turn a bit pink. If you play your cards right, you can make Asto do just about anything. A mix of bloodlust and regular lust and it'll turn him into a fool. When Nightmare calls him out on this, he does actually become a bit embarrassed.

Sometimes, their girls can manipulate Asto in a way that Nightmare will get irritated about. It's such a blatant manipulation, but Astarion doesn't really... care... at the time. Slap him, taunt him with your neck, let him feed and grab at his trousers. Then tell him you want 4am McDonalds right now. He will do it.

There are easy ways to embarrass him, but it really depends on the scenario! Nightmare is the most uppity. He definitely can get embarrassed. In fact, he's usually more embarrassed by some of his behavior than he lets on.

He will get drunk and say and do things that he will never admit to the next day. His past, and what he's done to get power is something he is very embarrassed of and has actively made efforts to erase all traces. He actually is prone to becoming embarrassed at his own lust. He will do disgusting, abhorrent things and then go 'Don't know what you're talking about. Never happened.' when it's brought up again.

Any night he goes drinking with Reaver, he will get embarrassed by something he does. He gets embarrassed for Reaver as well.

His sexuality and turn-ons can actually make him very embarrassed. He's extremely repressed and when it boils over, he has a tendency to get embarrassed after the fact at his loss of control. He will never ever ever ever ever ever admit it usually, but he has an awkward kink that gets his engine going. He likes being called 'daddy' or 'big brother.' It's a good way to send him a bit embarrassingly feral. After the fact, he will never admit this, and say that you're the weird one and that you did it of your own volition. You are the one that is into it.

Thinking about it, Nighty is actually the easiest of the lot to embarrass because he puts so much work into being prim and proper. Anything that fucks with that vision of himself is prone to make him flush a royal purple. There's actually a lot of examples I can think of.

He actually goes bonkers-fuckin-feral over nuns. Not sexy nuns, mind you. Full whimple and habit nuns. If you want him to immediately get hard as a rock, pretend to be devout. He loves religion in the worst way. Praying in front of him. Rosaries. Religious icons. He goes absolutely nuts. If you end up in his grasp, you will end up dressed as a nun at some point, and it will be the most miserable night of your life. You won't move for days.

He actually gets very embarrassed about that. Like very. Asto will bring up 'the convent incident' and suddenly, Nightmare has to be like... anywhere else.

Ilya can be mortified at himself, it just takes a bit of work. He's very open with himself like Reaver is, so trying to embarrass him sexually probably won't work, but you can embarrass him.

Nightmare likes to make a game of it. Reaver likes to encourage it.

One-upping him knowledge-wise is embarrassing to him, because he prides himself on being clever. Sometimes he will say very blatantly stupid shit and not realize until after he's said it. Drinking him under the table, he has a tendency to get a bit wild like Asto does, and is more prone to embarrassing behaviors. When he catches feelings, he gets embarrassed over that quite easily. He is embarrassed over any emotional outbursts or any outward feelings other than his calm, cool, and collected demeanor.

Secretly, he's embarrassed at just how much he craves security. He prides himself on being a stoic lone wolf, but deep down, he genuinely wants someone to love him. Not everyone, mind. Just someone. He wants the kind of love his mother told him about. The happy kind.

But if you ask him, he will say that is lame as fuck and stupid as hell.

In general, they will all do embarrassing stuff for their children. There has been a time where all of them (vicious, ruthless killers with a body count that could rival a world war) were wearing baby-pink bonnets with flowers in their hair, cross-legged and sipping on fake tea at a child-size coloring table attending the tea party of three young children Nightmare adopted (he has a very soft spot for children and will do whatever it takes to make them happy.) Uncle Reaver and Asto will get roped into these goofy scenarios by three very insistent children.

I think Nightmare is the only one who doesn't get a bit bashful over it. He loves children and desperately wants to be a father. In some universes, he is. Reaver definitely doesn't like dressing up like a princess. Asto will do it and have a good sense of humor about it, but if you try to walk away with evidence of it, he won't let that happen. Ilya will own it, but you certainly won't find him wearing flowers in his hair outside of the manor.

[vintagepresley]

Shhh don't ya do this with 70s E? *he asks, changing positions with Dixie* Fuck! Feels like I'm stickin' ma dick into the fuckin' nutty putty cave...so tight...

High school E

BDHDHHD BRO WHAT I JUST SPIT OUT MY WATER READING THIS.

“NUTTY PUTTY CAVE” YALL ARE WILD

[yukkikatsuki]

Fuckin hell I honestly can't tell if our last dog just spoiled us or this dog is really that much of a nightmare. For context our last dog was an absolute doll she was a dream and so eager to please. We are currently puppy sitting for the day for my brother and his fiancee who for some reason got a working line hunting breed mix German shorthaired pointer and lab and oh my goodness she is driving us all a little bit nutty she just does not know how to relax unless she's exhausted and she's a 5 month old working line dog getting her exhausted is more than anyone in this house is capable of(we acknowledge our limits and intentionally go for calm dogs who aren't likely to be a massive headache if they don't go for a walk and get an intensive training session every day) and considering my niece isn't even a year yet I highly doubt they have the time to exhaust this dog either. I need some of y'all who know me irl and met Luna to tell me that she wasn't just some miracle dog and was actually just a stable calm dog that was raised well.(I'm being dramatic I know I am I've spent so much time with other dogs that I haven't personally trained and none of them have gotten to me like this puppy does not even the other giant breed puppy that I dog sat for a while who I helped train house manners with since I spent so much time with her during the day)

[8880908cure]

As a miserable Reip, I wanted to share with you how this man made me go insane and have him pathetically breakdancing 24/7 in my mind, so bad in fact!!! that i went to my mother and asked her to gave me his stupid ass haircut so i can also have his slutty vampire look and vibe...

And yes in order to do my haircut justice i made my mother watch all of the undead music videos or whatever and unprompted i kept telling her your headcanons of him being an obscure horror fan (i also heavily share the same hc on him and you’re so right and true and smart and cool for them) while she was cutting my hair. I’m even thinking of getting more piercings so i can look just as slutty!!! IMMM I HATE THIS MAN !!!! GET OUT OF MY HEADDDD !!!!

Anyway you’re really cool and i check your Twitter and tumblr posts and art every morning because they are really fun and beautiful and amazing and make me happy :3!! Hope you have a nice one!! Btw who do you main in tekken and which tekken is your favorite ?(personally i fycking love tekken2 and i would die for it)

aight this is sick. I'm too attached to my long hair so I can't cut it like you but holy fuck that's so strong. You're so fuckin' nutty.

Thanks for liking my hcs. I'm honestly just projecting myself onto Rei at this point and I'm not even ashamed of it. Let him be a horror game liker. Let him be a knower of all the weird shit under the ps1 lid.

I too want more piercings. It's the one true way of living.

Wow you think I'm cool?? Get the hell off anon lets eat some tacobell together, fam.

I don't play tekken much (i'm more of a trash DOA stan) HOWEVER, I grew up liking nina. Nina i must stick to. (gazes longingly at lucky chloe)