#I'm pathetic 😂

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I got tagged by @goldenlaurelleaveswrites & @blueberry-macaron...I think sometime in the past day. 😂 what is time

Currently Reading: ...I have two physical books that I've slowly been reading through for over a year now. I am ashamed to admit that. 😂 I refuse to even say what they are bc I'm 90% sure they were the same books I was reading the last time I got tagged with one of these. So we'll just say an assortment of fic? I haven't been reading as much lately due to health and time reasons.

Favourite colour:  I am absolute trash for color - the brighter the better - but if I have to pick a favorite, it's turquoise. I have a ridiculous amount of turquoise things. (Sometimes it's called aqua, sometimes teal, sometimes seaglass, but it's that lovely shade of shiny blue-green. 🖤)

Last Song: "If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?" - Mayday Parade. It's been a Week, and Week's usually find me blaring my All Time Low Pandora. This song came on this morning (MP is slowly taking over my ATL station 😂), and I'm desperately trying to ignore the Luka Wrote This Post-Truth vibes I'm getting. Valentine's is just around the corner, dammit!

Last Movie: ...mum was watching Wakanda Forever when I crawled in tonight. I saw just enough to find out a favorite dies when mum said "Well I guess doing two shows was too much for her." Does that count? 😂

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: ...right now my throat's so raw I just want soft and warm 😂 I had spicy soup for lunch to help with my sinuses? I love spicy, I like sweet (I'm a baker), but savory? It all depends Idk I like food I'm fat ok 😂

Currently working on: The Valentine's Epic I swore I wasn't gonna do but [Redacted] demanded with great prompts. And that's all I'm at liberty to say for twelve more days. 😝

Bonus: ...IT came to fix something at the school I was at today, and I'm ok admitting I'm just shallow enough to admit he was a cute nerd that left cat memes on the desk. That was actually the highlight of my day, even though I'm pretty sure no one else in the kitchen appreciated him. 😂

Tagging...have the usual suspects all been tagged? @chromemist @bloody-no-kissu @fenheart87 did you guys get hit yet? I know Quick & Mal have 😂

[a-heart-of-kyber]

Not gonna lie, I really hope the fandom concept of pathetic loser simp Qimir stops soon or at least chills out.

They're equals. The creator called them equals. They're balanced.

Let them be equals.

[fisheito]

on one hand, i can make olivine the biggest juiciest bottom where eiden has to top him with climbing gear attached

on the other hand, i could make olivine the equally powerful priestly short king who only reaches eiden's bellybutton but can twirl that boy around his finger like a weighty necklace

[colourme-feral]

7 10 BL Boys That I Want Carnally (only from 2023 because I have a bad memory. Please forgive me)

Tagged by @neuroticbookworm!

King from Bed Friend

Nawin from Laws of Attraction

Boeing from Only Friends

Karan from Cherry Magic

Babe from Pit Babe

Prom from Playboyy

Chen Yi from Kiseki: Dear to Me

At this point, I think most people have already been tagged, but if you're interested, I'd love to see your list!

[woodenela]

Started playing Potionomics💕

The music is SO GOOD and the characters all have really fun designs~ You can also romance people in it so, Corsac, get ready to get your butt touched first ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Mint & Quinn, you're up next. Kinda bummed big asshole shark guy can't be smooched but oh well.

I fucking love the little slimes you can buy, they're so baby 😭💕 They even make little "ahhh" sounds when they open their mouths for feeding time, I'm aksbskajshjas ;_;

That being said, I'm so bad at this game😂 I kept losing and losing in the beginning until something just clicked in my brain, I don't know. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to win the last competition in game but at least I'm having fun :'D

[mint-mumbles]

8:35 PM EST (July 6th)

2 AM EST (July 7th)

WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE BOTTING ART FIGHT 😭😭😭

[klirk-hammurton]

His Smile 🥺

[torgawl]

someone's back but it's not nobara

[diningwiththeasquiths]

Martin Kove is launching a Western comic book! Here's the Kickstarter link.

Apparently if you pay enough you'll get your likeness featured in the issue. 👀 If I were rich I'd ask them to base whichever female character his character interacts with in a romantic (or physical, hehe) way on me 😆

[fisheito]

i am still sulking about no aster. (give me a few days and a couple watermelons and i'll be back to normal)

[jupiter-balls]

An excerpt of Love Knot for you, my intrigued friend.

YES YOU'RE ALREADY WRITING IT! Olli is so excited for Joonas that's adorable, I hope the knot is good 😌.

[misfit-among-the-angels]

Lol my self hatred can do better than you pathetic anon. You're boring.

[cryolyst]

~

[landograndprix]

•°. *࿐ 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 ° ₗₙ⁴ ii

𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬

•°`♡ life is pretty amazing and yet there's a void that, no matter what, you're not able to fill and yet the ‘solution’ was right by your side all along.

•°`♡ things get a little heated but at the end of the day, you can't go without each other for long and lando's tired of keeping secrets.

•°`♡ reader's nickname is giggles or gigs. slow-burn? Don't really know her, crazy exes and annoying friends i DO know :)

𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 - 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭

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maxfewtrell cute, matching shoes.

↳ y/nusername cute, you're jealous.

landonorris don't worry max we'll get you a matching pair

norry4 'liked by jasjohnson' that's it lads who's with me? 🔫

↳ madelynnorris I'm ready to go to throw hands 👐

yukisan he better start running cause I'm ready

norrislandooo hope lando can fight because I need to marry this woman

julieeeexo is that your guys' love language? 🖕

↳ chilisainz nah their love language is physical touch, acts of service and quality time

norrizz love how we all just go with the boyfriend/girlfriend thing 😭

chilisainz I mean they are, they just don't know it yet lmao

landonorris prettiest girl ❤️

↳ landooooo GIRL WHAT?!

hannahh OH!

laurenxo man had enough of hiding his true feelings 💀

fewtrelllando guys relax, he's called her that many times before lmao

madmaddie best times are always with you baby <3

jasjohnson pretty little lady 😍

↳ lanlannorris yo step back demon, get your ass out of here 🤮

landoy/n go away you freak

yukisan disgusting, pathetic little man, go to hell <3

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jasjohnson replied to your story

jasjohnson

did you win? 🤪

jasjohnson

prettiest girl 😍

jasjohnson

Why are you ignoring me?

y/nusername

I'm not, I was having dinner 😂

jasjohnson

Alone?

y/nusername

Nah with maddie, max and lando

jasjohnson

when are we going to have dinner? 😉

just me and you

y/nusername

Don't think that's a good idea

jasjohnson

C'mon why not? 😩

you know I love you right?

you're the best thing that's ever happened to me ❤️

y/nusername

Jasper, stop..

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lan4lan why weren't you at the Austria GP?

julieeeexo love me some coco content 😻

norrizz so when are we getting married?

jasjohnson 😍😍

↳ maxfewtrell mate, give it a break..

lizzieliz lmao even max is tired of this shit

fewtrelllando max, I'm ready to help you fist fight this man!

madmaddie coco my beloved 🐱

hamilt44n I see a guitar and I lose my marbles..new music? 😭

faithiams two of the prettiest girls on the block ❤️

landooooo not blaming you but you not being in Austria probably ruined lando's race 😔

↳ norry4 girl what? love lando but he was the one driving like a mad man, not gigs 💀

landooooo okay but why did she leave all of the sudden? I think they got in a fight

norry4 y'all need to be stopped lol

haileywilliams where's my cinnamon rolls then?

yukisan not to be the one making up shit but she's ignoring the girls like crazy 😂

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[rikli]

the killing is the best but also i finally remembered that netflix picked it up after it was cancelled TWICE like???? stuff like that really happened back in the day????? like i truly forgot about it lmao

[ayu-stuff]

Edge for Mommy, sweetie

"HAHAHA I can't stop laughing. Just had a shower at your Daddy's place while you're at work with your poofy, childish pull-ups under your clothes! I hope some coworker of yours gets a peek at your cute little waistband. Are you wet honeyy???? Does Mommy's little baby need a change?

Gosh you're pathetic. He fucked me raw, btw. Not that you know what that even means... How long has it been since you don't see Daddy naked? Do you even remember what his big paci looks like? I bet a certain someone doesn't like the parental controls I had installed on all your devices... 😂😂

I bet you'd love it if I dropped my towel now. Such a shame I'm not doing it 😂🥰. But here, you can admire my womanly curves. Does it hurt knowing you're flat as a board and chubby as any 2-year-old toddler? Realizing that the most mature action you'll ever get is your messy humpy time in your crib? Which —I'm pleased to announce you— I record every time through the baby monitor. My friends absolutely love it.🥰

When you get home, you're getting a spanking from Dada. Just because I want to. I'm the Woman of the house now, sweetie, and you're just our clueless little daughter. Have I told you about the baby shower I'm organizing for you next week? Everyone's gonna come to get to know our cute little tot. My personal goal is to make you cry out of shame🥰.

You're 32 and I'm 25, I know, honey. But that makes it so much funnier!! Imagine how good it feels to make you run around the house all nakey-nakey, with a baby-food-stained bib as the only garment you're allowed. Cheeks all blushy and smelly from the baby mush you couldn't get inside your little mouth. Smooth, hairless skin below your neck, with a hilarious baby powder scent mixed with piss. No tits in sight. Just two childish mosquito bites. It's incredibly funny for me HAHAHA.

This afternoon, after your spanking, you're getting an enema and a diaper. And straight to bed with you😂😂. Messy little babies need a lot of sleepy time, don't they? Not as if you could get out of your crib without Mommy's or Daddy's help. I'm sure you will love to hear Daddy's moans through the baby monitor the whole night. I'm planning on sucking him off as you never managed to.

But for now, I want you to go to the nearest bathroom stall. I want a selfie in less than 3 minutes. Only in your wet pull-ups. Hurry up, kiddo.

And you're going to start edging at my video. You haven't been allowed to see so much nudity in months, squirt, so I want you to enjoy it. It's too much for such a young, pure soul like you to watch me almost naked. Almost.

But no cumming, though.

Edge to the body of the woman who destroyed your life and regressed you to the state of an infant.

Edge to the woman who now controls if, and when your messy diapers get changed, as well as how much humpy time you're allowed a month. I want to narrow it down to 30 seconds, what do you think?

Edge for me while thinking about all the things you're not allowed anymore just because I am the grown-up now, and you're the baby.

Edge for me while at work, half-naked and sobbing, knowing that anyone you know could enter the restroom and hear you moaning.

Gosh, you're pathetic. 😂😂😂

Edge for Mommy, sweetie."