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waluigisgaybf · 10 months

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Everyone always tells me they’re so jealous of my high metabolism mostly because it also means I can eat pretty much anything whenever and not worry at all about gaining a bunch of weight- and like- I do actually get it from their point of view- but honestly it actually really fucking sucks-

For one it actually means I struggle big time with making sure im not UNDER weight because my body feels like it just wont ever gain ANY I stg- and from my other shit like adhd n stuff I really suck at eating enough as is which makes the lack of weight gain EVEN WORSE 😭

BUT ALSO EATING PROBLEMS OR NOT!!!!!! HIGH METABOLISM SUCKS ASS TOLERANCE WISE!!! Like tolerance for literally ANYTHING. I have to put WAY higher quantities of ANY substance into my body to get even just a normal base effect the average dose/amount is supposed to have- ALSO MEANING THAT SHITS WAY MORE EXPENSIVE- I have to use more weed to get high than usual (even my FIRST EVER time with it I had to do a SHIT ton before it effected me at a base level)

I need to have higher med doses most of the time- they have to shoot fucking extra novocaine into me even ??????? cause my metabolism is just THAT fucking fast-

AND THEN ALCOHOL- OBVI IT HASNT CHANGED SINCE THEN- BUT THE VERY FIRST TIME I WENT OUT WITH FRIENDS AND GO DRUNK- THEY BOUGHT ME 3 REALLY STRONG FUCKING DRINKS- AND 5 FUCKING SHOTS- 5!!!!! BEFORE I FINALLY GOT ACTUALLY TIPSY-

DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE THAT IS???!! IF I WANT TO GET A NICE NORMAL DRUNK OR EVEN TIPSY AND BUZZED SO I CAN BE MORE SOCIAL AND COMFORTABLE- IT COST SO MUCH MORE FUCKING MONEY!!!!!!!!!

AND THE DRUNKS AND THE HIGHS ALL WEAR OFF WAY FUCKING FASTER BECAUSE MY BODY IS METABOLIZING IT SO FAST

HIGH METABOLISM IS FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#high metabolism #IM DYING MAN PLEASE-#JUST LET ME GAIN SOME WEIGHT-#AND PLEASE GOD I DONT WANT TO HAVE DRINK THREE TIMES AS MUCH AS EVERYONE ELSE JUST SO I CAN BE HAPPY AND TIPSY OR DRUNK WITH MY FRIENDS #EVEN IF IM NOT THE ONE PAYING-#I DONT WANT TO HAVE TO DRINK THAT MUCH OF SOMEONE ELSES SHIT #OR HAVE SOMEONE HAVE TO SPEND THAT MUCH MONEY ON THAT MANY DRINKS CAUSE THEY ARE SWEET #AND ALSO WANT ME TO BE A DRUNK LEVEL IM HAPPY WITH #FUCK MAN LMAOOOO #personal #if yall wanna reblog for some fucking reason??? you can #Idk if this will resonate with anyone or not lmao #Im just being actively annoyed with my body 🤣😭

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teddytheartist · 6 months

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Zukka for the win my guys

#it’s that one scene in the middle of the night in the tea shop in We will last the night by CSHfic #guys Zukka has a chOKEhold on me like #a DEATH GRIP #im not kidding I’m fucking dying out here man #they produce the most egregious amount of serotonin in my brain #like it’s not even fair #like i love them so much you don’t understand #rec me fanfics PLEASE #fanart #Zukka #zuko #sokka #atla #atla fanart #avatar the last airbender #atla zuko #atla sokka

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franken-loser2 · 2 months

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Are there any other freaks out there who like Swiss Army Man

#please im dying #swiss army man

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skitskatdacat63 · 1 year

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I feel unwell

#thank you to suzuki-ecstar for mentioning this to me!!!!!! 🥺#AGHHHHHHH im just dying over all the cute moments this event has caused #seb shows up on the grid and there is suddenly peace and love in the world #nando showing off the insect house is so 🥺🥺🥺🥺#and then seb coming over and complimenting it STOP IT #'new home' ah yes for bee fernando and bee seb to live in <3 🤭#okay but god damn it the bee movie has tarnished this for me #i cant even joke like 'au where they're both bees!' CAUSE THEN ITS LITERALLY JUST THE BEE MOVIE SO THANKS FOR THAT #anyways old man romance is alive and well and i am so pleased #also we got fed strollonso today but i have zero mental capacity for it! apologies!!!#f1 #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #fernando alonso #vettonso #2023 japanese gp

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mio-nika · 4 months

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Disgusting Part 3: Reminiscence and fish

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pinarapier · 11 months

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#pinarr be like omg im back and then college go boom exams go boom work go CBOOOOOM #but i passed my law exams and can draw finally. like really. i have time and no homework. wow. freedom is a wonderful thing #thinking a lot about childes evil eye and how hes literally dying in 4k can my man be happy for once please im begging stand on my knees #so yeah another dark art with pathetic agonizing man ^_^#genshin impact #tartaglia #childe #art #illustration

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theramblingsofadork · 8 months

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It should be illegal for any character to be this beautiful.

#saying this in the most respectful way possible #Evan Stanleys Starline hits different man #it’s a TRAVESTY that she didn’t get to draw him more in the comics #Just.. Look at him???#I don’t understand how this is peak character design but it is #please send any Evan Starline art my way if you know of any outside of the comics #im dying over here #favorite character #dr starline #sonic idw

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ginalinettiofficial · 2 years

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rewatching st s4 and just. lucas. love of my life he was trying so hard to do the right thing…. he’s still just the protector guy…… him and steve just…. two bisexual self sacrificing jock peas in a pod……

#d speaks #st #stranger things #stranger things s4 #lucas sinclair #steve harrington #they are really. just my two babies!!!!#ep 2 and 3 w lucas knowingly and willingly putting himself into a very dangerous situation and joining unstable aggressive teens #on their literal manhunt. so he can keep an eye on them and divert their attention away from his friends however possible #when they visit band practice and jeff is like ‘lucas???’ the look lucas gives him of ‘DUDE PLEASE IM TRYING TO CONTAIN THIS SITUATION’#all the little white lies he keeps telling. the way andy gets in his face right away from the first morning #the way jason is like fr man this isn’t your fight we will still consider you a friend if you bounce now and lucas seems to genuinely think #that eddie DID kill chrissy or was wrapped up in it. and he still said no i’ll stay and protect eddie because eddie is a part of his circle #and he knows that where eddie goes dustin and mike follow and so he actively chooses to keep himself in a dangerous risky ass situation #just so that he can have intel and work to distract them from his people #also. i know it’s a separate thing but still dying over the little erica and jason at the sinclair door scene #fucking hysterical

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moeblob · 7 months

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Tiny one is a deity of lightning and she just wants to run around with the mortals and have fun but having a physical body takes a toll on her. So she has these two devoted followers she can communicate with and they can let her have control of their body which is easier on her (not them).

White haired woman is very strong while black haired man is skilled in magic. So if the deity is feeling really pent up she uses his body to discharge.

#my characters #white haired woman is actually v smart and intelligent and schemes a lot but does admire the deity #and holds her in reverence and is actually a devoted follower to her #the guy however was just found hungry and said hed do anything for money #so for the equivalent of 5 usd this man is now a devoted follower and does whatever is asked of him #there is not a continuous stream of money for him it was just like #deity buys man a sandwich and now he would die for her #white haired woman also has gray eyes if anyone is interested !#she likes to follow her dear followers around but isnt always with them and they arent always together #but the mortals do act as tethers of sorts that the deity can go to at any time like a beacon? kinda?#so she can teleport between them at will and so she prefers that they arent together all the time #they actually are pretty chummy though so the deity is like GO AWAY FROM EACH OTHER PLEASE IM DYING #to get them to disperse bc she is bored

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mobblespsycho100 · 5 months

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i need to isekai to dunmeshi just to give kabru like the self care day of his life im not joking . he needs a full body massage, a relaxing bath, a good meal that is not monster and he actually enjoys the taste and texture and everything of, a free day of talking about whatever he wants to talk about, a nice chill walk through the kingdom, a shopping spree (im funding with my somewhat fraudulent money but he doesn’t need to know that). i just need him to be ok plsplspls. for my health. of course. and his but AAAAHGh

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xamaxenta · 6 months

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Omega Ace with his huge tits huge useless omega cock and tiny little pussyyyyy

#insta serotonin #i see Ace my brain is JUICED THE FUCJI UP #i have one focus and its really just this man eeee #please im dying one drop of ur milk Ace itll cure my disease i know it 😭🙏🏽

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juminsfakecat · 9 months

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ji changwook as a pathetic heart of gold ex-boyfriend and shin hyesun as a goofy optimistic female lead going through a hard time? can’t believe there was a show made for just ME

#welcome to samdalri #DOOOO YALLL KNOW #HOW MUCH I LOVE MR QUEEN AND LOVESTUCK IN THE CITY #THIS IS LITERALLT MY FANON UNREALISTIC PAIRING COMING TRUE PLEASE IM DYING #IVR CRIED ALREADY AND ITS NOT EVEN A SAD SHOW #I JUST LOVE THEM BOTH SEPARATELY AND IT WORKS SO GOOD HERE FJDJDJJS #I loved her in mr queen so much bc she plays goofy cool girls so well like her demeanor and her energy gives old granny who makes dark jokes #AND LIKE UGH #ji changwook has been trying to be more comedic and romcom since he came back from the army #and I KNOW MY MANS POTIENTAL but his counterparts have not been good #not that they weren’t good at acting but the chemistry test just wasn’t there imo like his antagonist role is doing fine bc he has the look #but UGHHHHH YOU JUST HAD TO FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM DURING THE DRUNK CRYING SCENE IN LOVESTRUCK AND THATS WHERE I KNEW HIS BEST WAS THIS TYPE #loved him and jiwon actually bc he does ‘I’m pathetic for this complicated woman’ so well like idk how to explain it #their chemistry is great in samdalri bc her comedic timing and his pathetic guy thing is just so good I love it #it’s so SPECIFIC FOR ME

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bedforddanes75 · 13 days

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even the bible didnt speak of lust this intense

#me stimming #im so.#aHsjjsjsjjsjsjhshsjhshshhshsh #im gonna suck his soul out through his dick i swear to you #george please you have to prove all of charlis lyrics about how good u fuck and u have to prove it by Doing it to me #im havimg. a crissu #oh myGkdkkdkdjjdjd #george daniel #the 1975 #hes such a fucking LOSER oh i need him so bad #creaming my pants. now #i wish i had a dick #if i had a dick i would Fuck that mans brains out #hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #no like i NEED to fuck him #watching 2014 interviews and Dying

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birdpersonz · 10 months

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I've been into ni no kuni for the past like 11 years and I've only just now been made aware that one of Oliver's voice lines when he goes down is "I'm sorry mom" dude I'm fucking dying

#ni no kuni #ni no kuni wrath of the white witch #ni no kuni oliver #im fucking dying what #i actually nearly started panicking and crying at my pc #dude fuckjng what #i paused thr game so fast and had to take a moment dude what let this man have a break and get him therapy PLEASE

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faceless-dude · 1 day

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Imagine if Ninja arc gets animated and Sonic's VA voices young Sonic in flashbacks the same way he voiced Meliodas and Hirose Koichi

#help im overreacting #shitpost #opm #one punch man #speed o sound sonic #please please please i want it so bad #im dying for cold hearted pathos sounding a$$holes being cinnamon rolls in the past trope

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finnlers · 1 year

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does anyone else have tk crushes that arent in the community (as far as you know)

because like......i have this friend.........

hes genuinely such a sweet and caring person and hes my best friend ever hes honestly fucking great and hes treated me better than anybody ever has. and sometimes....like............i just imagine like, "what if he just fucking wrecked me" like OMFGGGGJSKZJAHXJQJXHQJSUWUSJWKXKSN

i feel like he would be such a sweet ler and im DYING over it please someone save me

#tk crushes man #sfw tickle community #i NEED ler friends so bad omfg bro #i think this is just my huge lee mood talking at this point but whatever #please tell me someone else has tk crushes that arent in the community #im dying

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