#IM FINALLY ANSWERING MY ASKS AAAHHH

[mollyyancey]

Which Touhou character could you see enjoying playing ocarina?

It feels like a very fairylike activity 🌸

[yuyu1024]

Vanilla

Pairings: Seonghwa × y/n

Genre/tags: non idol, fwb

Warning: 🔞🔞🔞 smut, fluff, pet names (babes, baby, love etc.), cursing, mention of fingering, unportected/protected sex, kinks (size, breeding, tits, etc)

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Words: 1.2k

Disclaimers:

- this story is just made up

- english is not my first language, please be nice 😊

A/N: just smut. Just had an idea becausw of that clip.. 😆 i swear im a good person.

Anyways. Have a nice day

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You fell asleep in the car. Wooyoung is driving, San is at the passenger seat at front while you and Seonghwa are at the back.

You do get car sick a little especially if its a long drive so you force yourself to sleep whenever you are travelling. But you are glad Seonghwa is sitting next to you and so he can be someone you can lean on when you don't feel the best. Coz you know, for sure he will do whatever it takes to make you feel better.

Hmm...sometimes a little too better.

***

While Wooyoung and San are busy arguing at front, talking about something who is right or wrong when it comes to planning this short trip, Seonghwa is busy making sure you forget about feeling dizzy. He knows that the magic of his fingers in your pussy will be the trick to get your senses up high.

"So fucking tight..." He whispers as he pretends to fix the blanket you have on both of you, to cover the sinful act underneath. "But you take my fingers so well..." he smiles as he dig deep in you, like knuckles deep.

"Hmmm..." you try to control your breathing and make sure you are quiet. "Faster..." you push your body closer to Seonghwa as he puts his free hands over your shoulders so that you are leaning on his body. "Faster..."

"Baby... they will hear it if I go faster... you're so fucking wet." He whispers, bending his fingers in your to prove his point. You can literally hear your wetness. You are so glad that the two are playing some music. It helps with thr cover up

You close your eyes, enjoying the friction and the motion inside of you whilst hugging his torso for support. He is pushing in and out of your pussy slow but deliciously.

"I'll go and buy snacks... you guys want any?" Wooyoung asks as he parks the car.

"I want everything." San answers all smile. "But I need to go to the bathroom first. I need to pee really bad."

"Okay... go there first then just follow me to the food section." Woo says

"A bottle of water and lemonade for us... potatoes, hotteoks and dried squid." Seonghwa answers

Wooyoung looks back and sees that you are sweating and looking a bit pale. "Is she still not feeling well?"

"She's doing better... she just does not want to move yet coz she still feels dizzy..." Seonghwa answers. "I'll keep her company while you two buy food and drinks."

"Okay. I'll put the AC on blast to cool her down..." Woo did that. "Text us if you think of anything more that you need okay?"

"Sure."

And then the second, Wooyoung and San slam their doors shut and make their way to the bathroom and the foodcourt, you finally opened your eyes and mouth to let the loudest moan you've been holding on for the longest minute.

"Fuck!" You gasp pushing the blanket off your body, revealing Seonghwa's busy hands finger fucking you. "Damn it...fuck...so fucking good... aaahhh..."

Your hips kept moving along with his movements. You can't help but spread your legs even more for him to see your wet pussy.

You don't even give a damn if a someone walking pass by the car might see you. Though you know you are safe as the car is tinted and its so bright outside that they won't even have time to really adjust their vision.

"You're such a good girl keeping quiet..." he kisses you on the forehead and then your lips. "You're so naughty wanting me to go faster... do you want Wooyoung and San to hear us? Do you enjoy having the idea of us getting caught? Hmm...?"

You grab him by his face and suck the life out of his mouth. Seonghwa really knows how to turn you own and make you feel so naughty. The way he speaks to you and his choice or words. Simple yet very effective for someone vanilla you. "God, I can't wait to put my dick in you once we arrive at the hotel..." he hits the spot in you as he speaks, "And I would fill you up with my cum and make sure you'd come home with wanting more..."

"Yes! Please!" You cry. "I want you in me..."

"You do?" He smirks and then playfully bites your tit. "You're not scared? I didn't bring any condom with me..."

"I don't care. Just.. ahh!" You take a deep breathe as he picks up his pace "Seonghwa...more faster... please.... I need to come... I'm going crazy!"

"Sssshh.... don't worry... I'll give you what you need." His smile is so evil. But so alluring.

You can't believe it that your friend, one of your bestfriend will be the guy who would wreck you like this. The guy who will give thrill into your sex life. The guy you are willing to be fucked by without protection even though technically you two are not dating.

You're just... fucking.

"S-seonghwa... please!"

He then pulls his fingers off you, getting a whine from you. However, that didn't last long as he positioned you to face him and looks at you like you are about to be devoured.

He goes to put both your legs over his shoulders to have more access and dive his face to your pussy.

"Holy fuck!!" You groan as you felt his tongue go ham over your wet folds. He eats you like its his breakfast, lunch and dinner all together. "Fucking fuck!" You throw your head back, holding on to whatever you can grab on and cry your climax like you've never climaxed before.

This is one heck of an orgasm. You leaked and at the same time cried with tears of satisfaction.

"You're so delectable..." he says licking his lips that is glossed up by your cum. "Let me clean you up baby..." he finds a small towel in his bag and wiped you up. "I don't want them to see your juices... its all mine to taste and see..."

"My... underwear..." you say, catching your breathe as you fix yourself up.

"What underwear?" He tilts his head, biting his lower lip.

"Seonghwa..." you giggle as you hit him om his chest. "Give it back to me..."

He shakes his head. "No baby..." he leans in and kisses you on the lips. You can taste yourself as he pushes his tongue in your mouth. "I'll return it... once I'm done planting my seeds in you tonight... I need to see you get mind blown later..."

"I'm always mind blown when we fuck... you know that."

He arches one brow and looking at you with suched pleased look. "Oh baby, it's different when it's raw... you'll like it even more..."

"I can't wait."

He kisses you on the corner of your lips once more before he puts the blanket back on you. "I'll text you my room number and code later."

[lily-alphonse]

Rarepairs mentioned - I HAD to ask for my beloved Abigail x Maru 🖤

I feel like these lesbians could pursue world domination if they wanted. Good thing we have video games and anime to distract them with.

RIP Abigail you would've loved Baldur's Gate 3

Genuinely they would get along so well? Like.. really straightforward friends to lovers. Maybe not even technically lovers because one of them is AroAce and they just have a lovely queerplatonic thing going on.

SOME AO3 RESEARCH LATER (because I don't know what to do with this)

Okay actually yeah they need a cool AU. A Scooby-Doo AU, murder mystery AU, zombie AU, fantasy AU, something where they have to put their minds and muscle together, that's where they would shine. WHAT ABOUT A SPY AU AAAHHH

Sorry I'm about to just get crazy with this one I know you won't mind Crispy

It's too perfect! Maru is like the Q, the gadgets, the control center, the medic, etc. But its a two-woman vigilante operation and they have like a will-they-wont-they thing throughout their missions. Maru is always worried about losing Abigail when she puts herself in danger.

AND THEN AASJDFNWEFPIU AND THEN OMG WAIT IM GETTING TOO EXFCITED

AND THEN MARU GETS TAKENNNNN!!!!!

AND ABIGAIL GOES ON A RAMPAGE JOHN WICK STYLE AAAAAAAHHHH

Lmao I feel like this post is the most authentic look into my process as a writer it's just all out there in this post rn.

And then when she finally saves her and she's covered in blood (some of it hers) she makes some inside joke and they both laugh and cry and Abigail finally admits that she doesn't know what she'd do without her and loves her so much and Maru just smiles past the tears and says

"I know"

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[izur-x]

Admirations!

Looking at your Izuru One-shot gave me a lot of heckling ideas to give you a request. Here is one! Could you do a one shot of Izuru x a reader who is an introverted cheerful person that loves to be around him, but when she meets Junko Enoshima, everything is completely different. I wanted reader to end up like Izuru so she can understand how he feels, so in exchange of that, she gets involved with Junko and asks her if she could interfere with her brain, just like how Izuru ended up like.

I hope this wont bother you at all. Good luck! :)) 💖

Ah yes! Thanks for the request, and no it's not bother me!

Reader want to understand izuru feelings again

Again sorry if it's ooc 🧍‍♂️

Summary: (y/n) who is a introvert with cheerful personally who is always at izuru sides

(y/p) = your pronouns

You're always at izuru sides, it didn't bother him, he accually like it surprisingly. You and Izuru were in a park doing nothing, you guys just sit there in a comfortable silent, with the sound of bird chirping, gentle wind flow through both of you, making Izuru hair follow the wind.

You hummed a song from a game that you played yesterday, for Izuru this atmosphere is perfect, with your humming making it even greater, and then some thoughts across your mind.

'i wonder how was izuru feels, i mean he say everything was boring, but.....' as you were going to the deepest thought, Izuru notice that your humming was slow down, he look at you, and waved his hand infront of your face, you were brought back to earth and apologies to him.

"sigh.. it's fine (y/n), it's unusual that you were in deep thoughts." Izuru look to the front, you just nervously chuckle "sorry about that hehe.. something caught my attention so" as you rubbing you nape and closed eyes smile.

"anyway! Let's go get ice cream, zuru'." You grab izuru wrists, go to an ice cream shop and buy one, when you guys walking to the shop, you were too excited, you didn't look right or left before you're crossing the street.

A car who was at the highest speed, basically it's almost hit you, but izuru grab you fast and let the car pass, you just dumbfounded of what happened, you look at Izuru "next time look right and left before you go across the street." You nervously nodding your head, and continue walking to the shop.

Time skip

You were getting distracted by your thoughts from that day, and also, you missed Izuru, it's been awhile since you last saw him, and now you're in deep thoughts not caring what's serounding.

You bummed into someone chest and falls "akh, im sorry for crash into you." You bow quickly and starts walking, you didn't care who is your bump into, you heard weird laugh from behind. You stop and look behind, you see a girl with pigtails and showing too much chest, one is a girl with short hair and freckles, and you see him.

The one you missed, the one who is gone for over a month. It's Izuru, he's back, you notice something wrong with him.

Your expression drop, slowly backing away, Izuru walked towards you, before you take off and run, Izuru grab your wrist and placing a piece of clothing to your mouth, it's making you dizzy, you found yourself in a familiar warmth, and then you're falls asleep in Izuru arms.

You wakes up, it was so cold in the room, you didn't remember what happened, trying hard to remember until you remember what happened. You sigh for the event that's going on with you, you keep asking to yourself 'why is Izuru like that?' 'what does he feels now?' 'last time i know how he feels, but now...' those thoughts remains inside your brains.

You didn't notices that the door was open, and you also didn't hear what someone said.

"hellooo??" You jumped from the sudden voice, "oh good! Now you're paying attention! Seems like you're in deep thoughts! Puhuhuhuu! I wonder what are you thinking about, hey? Tell me!" You look at the women who is speaking to you, the pigtails taking a seat besides you and leaning closer.

"h-hey, um, personal space.....?" At first she confused and then laughing like crazy, you back away, you heard a voice from infront of the door "leave (y/p) alone, junko." Junko walks to Izuru "aww come on! I only messing with (he/she)-" "it's (y/p)." "Alright! alright!, geez it's only pronouns why are you mad, okay finee, I'll leave you lovebirds alone!" Junko slowly closing the door, before she actually close the door she said "don't forget to use condom!" And close the door.

You were staring at Izuru, he look away from you, walked besides you and take a seat. The awkward silent slowly taking over, no one is talking "look, im sorry for leaving you.." Izuru sliced the awkward atmosphere, "it's okay, really, i just never expecting this." Izuru hummed.

"hey, izuru..." He didn't know why he's hearts sting's a little, "yes (y/n)?" He look at you with dull ruby orbs, "how do you feels." "Huh? What do.. you mean..?" Izuru confused by you "i mean, when were together, i.. i know how you feels..." You grab your uniform cardigan, your eyes became glossy.

"(y/n)...", bitting your bottom lips and start to sobbing, Izuru petting you head as a comfort and pull you closer, "im sorry..". after a few minutes, you start to calm down, you wipe the tears from your face, "im gonna calm down myself.... Can you-" "right, you want me to leave, okay. Take your time.." Izuru getting up from the seat and start walking to the door.

As soon the door was closed, you decided to take asleep 'its nice if i sleep for...eve...r...' your slowly closing your eyes and sleep.

It's been 3 day's since those three kidnapped you, you still couldn't figure it out about Izuru feelings, when they released you from that cold room, you talked to junko, you didn't stupid, it's obvious that she do something about Izuru.

"hey junko." "Hm?? Oh, heeyyy (yyy/nnn), what's up??? Oh! You want to know what happened to Kamukura-senpai?" Junko move closer to you "yes. What did you do to him." "Aww come on! I'm just messing with his brain!" You were completely shock, how can someone do such a thing?

"hmm... You may wonder how i do that! Its simple!" You look at junko intensely "despair that's all." Junko turn around and walk away.

You just standing in there feels completely hopeless.

That's night, you couldn't even sleep. Junko make an offer if she could mess with your brain, you didn't answer because izuru cover your mouth and drag you away.

You were ready to answer the offer, cause it's night you wete expecting Izuru was asleep, and he is. you making your way outside and go to the rooftop and see junko by herself, it's strange that mukuro isn't with her.

"finally got an answer?" She look at you, you sigh, "yes....." "Puhuhuhuu! Finally! It's been a week, i keep waiting for an answer!" You sit besides her and look down to the street, it was blury, "sooo, what's your answer??" Once again invading your personal space.

"sigh, I'll take the offer..." Junko wide her smile, "oki doki! Let me mess with your braiiinnn, aaahhh~! I can't wait you become one of us~" she hugging herself, "come on let's go! Before Kamukura wakes up." She drag you to strange room, there was a tv, a single tv and a chair.

"come sit on the chair! Im gonna turn on the video~ puhuhuhu! I can't waiiittt" as you listening her rambling about despair back and forward, and taking a sit, the sit was uncomfortable, it was a chain on it.

you wait until she finish preparing the video, "oh, i forgot to lock the door, be right back." She walk to the door and lock it, "alright! Are you readdyyy~?" She purred into your ears "i take that as a yes!"

"hmm, i think that you will go brutal, im gonna used the chain" junko chained your both arms and legs. She walk behind the tv and start playing the video, you look at the tv and start to feel dizzy.

You didn't know what's going on, and suddenly your sight become completely black. After a few hours, you start to waking up, you feels... Oddly fine? You didn't know what feelings is this.

You look at the person standing infront of you, it was Izuru, he didn't look happy. You realize that you can feels his emotions, previously you can't tell what's his emotions are, but now, you finally understand how he feels.

"your so dumb... Why would you do that." You didn't answer yet, at least for now. You getting up from the chair and walk out with him, both of you greeted by junko and mukuro, junko look really happy, mukuro is the same like always.

"welllccoommee (y/n)! To the despairrr~! Im glad that you were joining!!" You just nodded "hmm~ come on! We got a jobs to do~"

At the end, you finally understand what Izuru feels, it's good that you take the offer, but izuru didn't happy with it. As day passing by, Izuru finally accepting it, that spend the rest of his time with you.

"You hummed a song from a game that you played" the song that you hummed is "my actual code" by a game named "there is no game" go check it out on youtube!

anyway goodbye! And stay safe!

[djkhgfdsfjkdbv16753654]

💥 🍩 🙉 📣 📦 🚆 🌟 💔

tumblr keeps deleting my response to this it has happened twice now im going to bathe in acid. THIRD TIMES THE CHARM I SUPPOSE!! thank you for sending in so many emojis (sobs) im so sorry this is happening

answers under the cut bc this will get long and possibly heavy </3 i will be/have been randomly generating one of my ocs to respond to each of these with!

💥 COLLISON - what emotions do they have trouble dealing with?

this one was ludovica-- she has trouble dealing with almost every emotion under the sun due to not being brought up in a very good environment and being really sheltered as a young child. namely she has issues facing grief and dealing with her trauma-- she just drowns it out by working herself to the bone til she cant anymore. she also has trouble expressing positive emotions without sounding really weird but she gets better with time JKHFDSKJFJKHDGS

🍩 DONUT - favourite sweet treat?

this one was anastagio! hes not much of a sweets guy but he does like cinnamon donuts and also crostolis (look that up if you dont know what it is everytime i try to put images on this ask tumblr shits itself)

🙉 HEAR-NO-EVIL - what is the worse thing your oc could hear from someone?

this one was connie, and i think the worst thing she could ever hear is any negative comment on her weight/her body. her biological family was very fatphobic toward her when she was living with them, and while shes recovering now some offhand comment could set her back to square 1 completely.

📣 MEGAPHONE - how loud are they? what do they speak like? got a voice claim?

this one was juno! juno has a very loud voice and is passionate about everything they talk about, mainly their special interests. they have like barely any volume control once they get excited! they have a deep australian accent and their voice claim is aussie trans comedian Jordan Raskopolous!

🚆 TRAIN - what is their answer to the trolley problem?

this one was luca! i think if you showed luca the trolley problem they'd get really confused and ask what this has to do with morality in any way. they probably think its stupid and boring

🌟 GLOWING STAR - what do they think about when they look at the night sky? is there someone they want to star gaze with?

this one's for valentino! i think he associates stars and the night sky with anastagio (his childhood bestie) very much because they used to often lie outside at night as teens. as such he does very much want to stargaze with ana a lot.... its a good memory for him ;_;

💔 BROKEN HEART - what could their partner do that would absolutely break their heart?

and finally we have sun! sun actually does have a partner in canon (sage!) so this ones good

i think the one thing sage could do to break suns heart is to like... tell him he thinks hes annoying or that hes only dating him out of pity. but this would be very out of character for sage to do considering sage very much loves sun so we dont have to worry about that one

THANK YOU AGAIN FOR ALL THE EMOJSI AAAHHH

[hasquetzorkukudoneanythingwrong]

La llorona

After a day at school, a 6 yr old Mari has a question for her father.

Mari: papá?

Rex: que?

Mari: what's la llorona?

Rex was surprised by that question, him and Quetz never told the kids about that story.

Rex: where'd you hear that from?

Mari: some of the other kids at school talked about it. They seemed scared. What is it?

Rex: just a stupid story. You don't need to know about it.

Mari: eh?! I wanna know!

Rex: that's not a good idea Mari.

Mari: hmmmm! Fine! I'm asking mamá!

Lil Mari storms off to ask Quetz instead. Quetz was sitting on the coach, watching some lucha matches.

Mari: mamá!

Quetz: hmm? Que es mijita?

Mari: what's la llorona?!

Quetz: !!!

Quetz: where'd you hear that from?

Mari: the other kids at school. I asked papá but he won't tell!

Quetz: because you don't need to hear about that.

Mari: eh!?! Why not?!

Quetz: trust us mija, it's not a good idea.

Mari: hmmmm!!! Fine!

Mari stomped off to her room.

Quetz: *sigh* why must she be so curious about such things?

Before Mari went into her room, she ran into her twin brother. Ed could tell she was upset.

Ed: Mari? What's wrong?

Mari: mamá and papá won't tell me what la llorona is!

Ed: are you sure you want to know so bad? I think the other kids were scared for a reason...

Mari: they're just babies anyways! I'll be fine!

Ed: hhmmm... I still don't think it's a good idea.

Mari: whatever baby! I'll call tía!

Mari entered her room, slamming the door. She went over to a small phone in her room to call her aunt Nano (Rex's lil sis)

*phone rings*

Nano: hola!

Mari: Hola tía!

Nano: Mari! How are you?

Mari: I'm fine...!

Nano: why'd you call?

Mari: I have a question, but mamá and papá won't answer!

Nano: really? What is it?

Mari: what's la llorona?

Nano: oh! She's like this... ghost lady who drowned her kids and then herself and now she haunts bad children so they behave.

Mari: a ghost!? Why didn't they tell me?!

Nano: it's just a story. La llorona isn't real. Just to scare kids into behaving. You don't need that kind of story. Your mother's scary enough as is...

Mari: aaawww... so no ghost?

Nano: no ghost.

Mari: ok, thanks tía.

Nano: no problem!

Then Mari hung up the phone, but suddenly she had an idea. She grabbed her bedsheet and covered herself with it. Then all of a sudden throughout the house a loud moaning could be heard.

WHOOOOOAAAA!!!!

Rex: dafuq!

Rex jumped after he heard that. It was quite the shock!

Quetz: mi amor!? What was that?

Rex: I'd love to know myself.

Then a very scared Ed came running towards his parents, hugging them tight!

Quetz: mijo? What's wrong?

Rex: it's the moaning isn't it?

Ed: what is that?! Is it that thing Mari was asking about?!

Rex: doubt it.

Then Mari came running in, covered by her bedsheet making that terrible moaning sound.

Mari: WHOOOOOOAAA!!!

Quetz: mija?! What are you doing?!

Mari: I'm la llorona!

Rex: how'd you learn what that is?!

Mari: tía nano!

Rex: *sigh* of course...

Quetz: please don't do that mija, you're scaring your brother.

Mari: it's not that scary... he's just a baby!

Rex: Mari, you sound like an actual ghost like that. And we've seen ghosts, so we would know.

Mari: ooohhh! I'm a real ghost!

Quetz: no mija, you're just very good at sounding like one.

Then all of a sudden, the front door could be heard opening, it seemed some guests came to visit.

BB: hello everyone! The best aunties in the wo-

Mari: WHOOOOOOAAAA!!!

BB: aaahhh!

BB then jumped into Quin's arms out of fear.

Quin: wh-what was th-that?

Mari came up to them in her bedsheet.

Mari: look tías! I'm a ghost!

Quin: o-oh! How cute!

BB: wait!? Did she make that sound?!

Rex: yyyyuuuup!

Quin: th-that's quite im-impressive Mari.

BB finally got down from Quin's arms, to say a few things to Mari

BB: now now, my lil sugar skull, you really need to be careful! You almost gave your aunt Quin a fright!

Mari: then why did you jump?

BB: it's how I comfort Quin! Obviously!

Quetz, sarcastically: nice save BB.

BB: whatever Quetzy.

Quin: I'm su-su-surprised she could s-s-sound so much like a re-re-real ghost!

Rex: I'd love to know that too.

Mari: I've got ghost powers!

Ed: they're scary!

Mari: no! You're just a baby!

Rex: that's enough Mari.

Mari: hmmph!

A/N: just a nice lil side story featuring Mari gaining a new interest. I know I said I'd take a break from crossovers and the like, but the idea of Mari spooking BB and her jumping into Quin's arms was too funny to resist. Also may be a peak at Mari's future authority?

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[lumiereandcogsworth]

okay sorry im so late. all the weird and unusual asks u havent answered yet.

that’s okay brother!! but i did not know how to pick so i asked joseph to give me five random numbers 1-98 and so here are the results:

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned: dude i really don’t know. the “don’t know how i learned” part is tripping me out, i feel like i remember the origin of things i learn. that or i’ve forgotten. anyway, fun fact that i DO know where i learned: the kingdom of lydia was the first in ancient greece to mint their own coins. go lydia go! it’s cool cuz it’s my name, ha ha ha. anyway i learned that in my ancient greece class last semester :-)

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets? ooooh... quite simple: if i have a jacket on, jacket pockets. if it’s just pants, pants pockets! but you know what’s the best? dresses with pockets :)

51. current stresses: usually i’d say school but i’m taking one class and it’s pretty manageable. actually my school stress lies in the final project i have yet to finish from my last class. hhhhhh. other stresses are figuring out furniture for my apartment in the fall and making sure i can see everyone i want to before i go!

66. favorite flower(s)? aaahhh!! dahlias!! i love dahlias. here are some photos i have taken of dahlias, my beloveds:

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather? well, inside i’d ideally watch a movie or a comfy show or read a good book or write. but outside, an excellent walk!! to the water!! either the pond or the lake. cold walks SLAP... aahhh... can’t wait to walk around campus when it’s cold and i’m listening to music.... wish i was walking to ur dorm though :(

[snez]

a strange happening

i'm extremely doinked right now so i'm not going to be particularly eloquent but i just wanted to share with you this several-years-old community classic that you may not be aware of called a strange happening. it is like...... something people have been talking about for years.

a very short fic, tucked away in the Adult Board on the forum for over a decade and unearthed in about 2014 by yours truly.

notes: - this is a story about a sneezing vagina. it is nsfw. - i do not condone sexualizing people on their 18th birthday, but i feel like this is so far removed from anything that could ever arouse anyone or resemble reality that i think it's probably okay - it is very bad

A Strange Happening

It was finally Elexsis' 18th Birth Day and she was excited to

know now she could do what ever she wanted and injoy life a bit

more than usual. Today made her feel great cause she would find

out the families secret. As she got up that morning she took a

shower her long, blond, back length hair Clung to her body. Her

blue eyes shinning with excitement, and her fine crurves were

slowly covered in soapy lather and Elexsis soon later was

finished.

As she got dressed into her tight blue geans that hugged her

but and her tank top shirt, her lower half started to tingle.

Elexsis rubed down at her crotch and the tingle soon stopped

within a few seconds. With that she grabed her perfume and walk

out to the dinner table. Her mom greated her and set down a plat

of toast and eges.

"Happy Birth Day Elexsis." Her mother said with a smile as her

mother watched her put salt and pepper on her eges. Her mom got a

worried look on her face and then relaxed to see nothing

happening at all. "So you ready to find out the family secret?"

Elexsis nodded as she shoved her food down her throat, and saw

that she was already going to be late for school. When she finish

she packed her back pack and left with out a good bye or

anything.

Her father came into the kitchen with a yawn and her asked,

"So did you tell her yet?"

Elexsis mother looked down at the ground as she admited to not

telling her daughter a thing. Elexsis father hugged her and told

her not to worry maybe it wouldn't have effect till she got back

home. What Elexsis didn't know was that she like her parents were

alians and their 18th Birth Day is the start of their forever

problem on earth.

Elexsis got to school and as usual every guy drouled over her

walking bye. Her nice furm breast were about the only thing the

guys thought about when she walked by. she would hadly ever wear

a bra and that made them jiggle when she walked alot of times.

Her friend who not only was bi-sexual but had a huge crush on

her best friend called out to Elexsis in thried period. It was

there she was to find out what the secret she wanted to know was

to creep up on her.

"So Happy B-Day Elexsis." Diana said perky and cheerful. Diana

was 5' even and stood shorter than Elexsis who was at 5' 10". She

wore a high tone of musk perfume and it almost made Elexsis gag

for air. Diana's breast were orange sized and her brown hair hung

to her ears. She was okay but that perfume needed to die down.

"THank you" Elexsis said, smiling feeling a tingle in her

pussy. Then she heard it a sound all to familure. the sound of

person about to sneeze.

"Ahhh... aahhhh.." Elexsis looked around then her thighs

movedas the sneeze sounds got louder. "AAHHH...aaahhhh.." then it

released the sneeze. "AHCCHHHOOOO!!" Elexsis felt her pussy

release an amount of jucies from her pussy.

The teacher looked up and told Elexsis to go to the nurses

office. Elexsis did as she was told embarassed and red in the

face. The nurse let Elexsis go home cause she told them she was

getting sick from her mother having the flu.

"So it seems you found out?" Her mother said.

"Yeah what's with my pussy sneezing like that?" Elexsis said

angery at her mother and father for keeping it a secret. "I mean

do you have this problem?"

"Sure do." Her mother said, "If you want i can show you when

we get home."

"But why did my pussy sneeze?" Elexsis asked, not sure if she

could live like this.

"We're alians when we turn 18 our pussies get allergic to

things that would make a normal person sneeze. on our planet its

less of a problem but here it make you get horny as heck and you

ether sneeze till you come or have sex." Her mother smiled as her

daughter laughed. "I'm serious. Do you feel horny now?" This is

not a question for a mother to ask Elexsis felt it was wierd to

talk about.

"It tingles down there and I feel like I must do some thing to

get this building sensation away." Elexsis squented her eyes in

painfull need to cum.

"I know dear. Hold on and let us get home. We're almost

there." Her mother hated that her daughter would no longer live a

normal life.

when they got home Elexsis felt a strange tingle in her crotch

again. "Oh no, not again." the sounds started as Elexsis striped

out of her pants and under wear seeing her pussy lips open and

shut with every intake. "Ahhh... aaahhhh... aaahhhhh.."

"Aaahhhh.. aahhh.. AHCCCHHHHOOOOOO!!! CCHHOOOO!!! CCHHHOOO!!!"

Elexsis felt like she was going to cum now but she didn't.

"Bless you." Her mother said and saw the lust in her daughters

face.

"Thank you." Her pussy answered. "Im glad I can finally sneeze

and talk."

"Mother my p..pussy it talked?" Elexsis was scared stiff and

saw her mother smile.

"I know." Her mother said, "Watch" She stripped and said hello

to her crotch. "Hi"

Her pussy now talked, "Hello. How are you today?"

"Fine thank you. And you?" Her mother asked.

"I can't beleve you kept me from sneezing when you know i had

to. I love to sneeze. You know that."

"I know but Mr. Glad couldn't hear you sneeze." Her mother

said, "We would expose our selve"

"True but his Dog made me want to sneeze so badly and you must

have looked funny rubbing you crotch infront of him."

"You want to sneeze now?" Elexsis mother asked sweetly.

"Please I still feel that dog around hear." the pussy said as

Elexsis' mother picked up the pepper shaker.

"Pepper good for you?" Her mother asked.

"Sure." Her mother got some pepper in her hands and blew it

down at her pussy. "I..I think th..th.. that will do it...

aahhh.. aahhh.. SSSHHHHEEEWWWWW!!! SSHHHHEEEEWWW!!!

SSSHHEEEWWWW!"

"Bless you." Her mother said feeling aroused.

"Th.. th.. thank you AAAHHHSSSHHHEEEWWWW!! SSSHHHEEEWWW!!"

"Bless you again." Her mother said.

"Thank you." Her pussy said.

"Think you can sneeze five more?" Her mother needed it to be

over.

"AAHHH..AAHHHH... SSSHHHHEEEEWWW!! SSSHHHHEEWWW!!! SSHHEEWWW!!

AHSSHHEEEWW!!"

"AAHHH.. aaaahhh.." with each intake the erge got worse to cum

and her daughter watched to turned on to care. "Aaahhh.. aahhh..

AAAHHHSSSHHHHEEWWWW!!!" with that she cane in the chair she sat

in and cleaned her pussy off.

"GOD BLESS YOU." Elexsis mother said to her crotch and put

back on her pants. "That felt good."

"so I have to find out what my pussy is allergic to?" Elexsis

said scared and not knowing what was hapening.

"Excactly." Her mother answered as the door bell rang.

It was scot a football player that every girl wanted and he

was at her door. "I can't believe it." Elexsis got dressed and

answered the door. "Hi"

He had on a muscle shirt and his blue eyes turned her on so

much her nipples started to get hard. then it happened he had

flowers for her and walked in side the house.

"Hi. Are you okay i heard they sent you home." Scot said,

"These are for you." He handed her the flowers and then felt the

tickle in her crotch again. It was going to sneeze again and she

was already turned on to the point of no return.

"Thank you." Elexsis said. blushing.

"AAHhhh... aaahhh.. CCCHHHOOOO!!!" Scot saw her body fly up

with the force of the sneeze and then knowing it was coming from

her pussy.

"Was that your your pussy?" Scot asked studdering and some how

turned on from the sneeze.

"Yeah you know it was to." Elexsis answered and felt so turned

on it made her want him more. "You think you can message it for

me if it tries that again?"

"You bet lets go to your room." Scot grabbed her hand getting

hard as a rock from the sneeze. Sneezes always turned him on but

from a pussy it got him big time.

They entered her bed room and with out the flowers the sneezes

died down. Scot layed down on top of her as a cat entered the

room and Elexsis' pussy opened and shut with every intake.

"Aaahhh.. aaahhhh.. aahhh.." Scot rubbed up and down

Elexsis'pussy and the sneeze stopped.

"You think you could hold them in?" Scot said to Elexsis and

let go. "Try."

Elexsis knew she had nothing to do with this and saw the cat

getting closer, and taking steps toward her pussy as the sneeze

got stronger. "Aaahhh.. aahhh... aaahhhhh.." Then the cats tail

was rubed up against Elexsis' pussy.

The erge got stronger and Elexsis got the impulse to take Scot

and have him enter her before the sneeze took control. His hard

as rock penis entered her and held the sneeze down only a bit.

Then opening and shuting of the pussy got to him so much he felt

as if he would cum soon. the cat layed by them and its tail

swished around Scot's erecasion making him want to cum more and

the pussy want to sneeze.

"Aaahhh.. aahhh.. aahhh.."

"Dont sneeze." Scot said.

"aahhh.. aahhh.. AAAAHHHHHH.... CCCHHHOOOOOOO!!!" Elexsis came

with the sneeze and Scot fallowed at the same time both satisfide

and tired as Scot left and Elexsis mother entered.

"Was it good?" Elexsis smiled and nodded her head with a sigh

of relief and her mother smiled, "Don't let your father know

okay" With that her mother left the room to leave Elexsis to her

ecstasy.

[sansang]

omg yes!!! thats the reason i love thanks! its has that weird emotional attachment to it and it gets you overwhelmed in the good way and makes you reflect on a lot of emotionally wonderful things in life blah blah blah lmao

the lyrics of fallin flower is one of the most beautiful ive ever seen TT

svt is like that band which has so many genres and you are like struggling to choose ONE fav song but you end up picking many 😭😭

no but svt's choreo is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i find bands which have a lot of members but can coordinate their dances like this godly because the sync??? is so??? crazy??? like bro i used to learn dance before and i think our group dance sessions were the worst. svt's choreos are more than enough to be an mv hahahahaha

i did listen to heaven's cloud and i loved it a lot!!! and ooh yes, i would love to have a few song recs I really dont know much TT

dwc is an okay okay song for me not my favs but its enjoyable. hahahah our experiences were so similar

oof e2l huh? im sorry i just cant write it at all TT i was in a fic exchange event a few months before and i got nct's winwin+e2l AND OMG THE TRAUMA hahaha the fic got delayed by 5 months almost and it had so much drama to it, it nearly got me into a sad fight with a moot TT

ooh but angst and magical au they are one of my favs too!!! i think i have an idea of what to write for now hehehehehe

school is going horrible TT today they just informed us we have finals next week and we just finished one set of exams two weeks ago and also they just dumped practical exams too and i havent written anything TT

what about you? hows yours?

ooh i also wanted to ask you, do you stan any other band? any other ult biases or biases?

and i'm ist!!! wbu?

- secret carat admirer

HIII CARAT ADMIRER HOW ARE YOU ??? im sosososo sorry that i didn’t answer your ask quickly ;; a bunch of end of semester deadlines dropped on me and I was stressed trying to get everything done on time :”) bUT IM BACK TO ANSWER YOUR ASK <333

that. is the most accurate description of thanks that ive read- anon u might be onto smth 🧐 the lyrics of fallin flower are my absolute favorite of svt’s so far. certain lyrics are plastered almost on anything I can customize 💀 svt is sincerely one of the best, if not the best, group at versatility like it’s insane. with also each experimentation of different genres, they still make the song sound seventeen, despite it being a new territory for them and i admire that a lot :]

THE SYNC IS TRULY CRAZY LIKE :O their choreos are rlly captivating and beautiful and i could really just watch it by itself for a long time tbh BDJDNDM (cough me with the dance practices cough) aAAHHH you used to learn dance omg :o i used to learn my cultures traditional dance, but i gave it up for competitive swim :,) now tho, i would love to learn hip hop dances and maybe maybe contemporary bc i find it resonates with me the most :>

im glad you loved heaven’s cloud !! hmmm more song recs include: fallin for you, 2 minus 1 <3, to you, don’t listen in secret, run to you, and network love :D i hope you like the recs <33

ITS ALL GOOD !! e2l isn’t the only trope out there B) and im sorry you had such a bad experience with it D: hmmmm im very feeling pining school fluff rn bc im in that situation CRIES- I’ve also been in a swimmer svt brainrot it’s so bad 🧎🏻 woozi as a swim captain and his speciality strokes being butterfly and freestyle 🧎🏻 i will eat anything and everything up 😋 and im glad you have an idea for a fic now >:]

omg i hope your exams went well ;; don’t feel stressed to write aaaaaa mental health first 😵‍💫 i used to write before shifting to just gif/gfx creations ahahaha- i want to get back to it but I just simply have no more time bc of the program and clubs im in at school :,) school for me has been,,,, usual ? usual amount of crazy ? idk ive just been trying to get through the days and get enough sleep 🧍🏻

I DO IN FACT STAN ANOTHER BAND >:D my ult group is actually ateez !! my ult of ults of ults is choi san <333 i also semi ult yeosang but honestly i love them all and care them <3

im est !! ,,, does this perhaps mean 👁 fellow desi 👁

[gumilac]

jus wanted to let u know that you're so AMAZING. u make me feel so??!%#?$!%???? we're not even mutuals, have only interacted thru asks a couple of times, but I rlly feel so fucking NICE whenever we talk?? idk like u just make me feel like you're really listening to me. paying undivided attention yk? Idk.

I've always been that friend who listens well, and I don't mind it. I love it in fact, I love asking tons of questions, always wanna know my loved ones' thoughts and opinions on everything, keeping up with their lives constantly. I rlly rlly love it. but sometimes,, like once in a blue moon, I feel resentment. bec no one seems to want to listen to me when I speak. no one asks me questions. Aaahhh it's like 2am here, Idk what I'm trying to say at this point, just wanted to let u know that you make me feel incredibly happy, bec finally someone wants to hear me.

Just wishing that u have a lovely weekend, and stay happy all the damn time bec u deserve it. so envious of people who know you irl :')

feel free to not answer this ask hahah I just wanted to let u know how precious you are aki, no need to reply to this little rant <3

oh sweeetie you're gonna make me cry :< i woke up and opened tumblr to see this and omg you just made my day A LOT BETTER, like wow what a way to start my morning ilysm ♡ i'm gonna come back to this ask when i feel down bc this cheered me up so much, oh and i hope you don't mind i answered it?? i HAD too bc i wanted to say some things as well

i'm glad i make you feel that way?? that means a lot to me !! actually, that's such a big thing. me?? amazing? like what–?? baffled rn dkdjsjah and you're so sweet wtf im going mush bc you 😭 you're a good friend and i'm sorry you feel that way but, if you ever feel like that way again then i'm here, okay?? always here ♡ it doesn't matter if we're mutuals or not bc you're still my friend :> you deserve to be happy all the time too !! you deserve everything, love ♡

i'd love to know who you are but, no pressure alright?? you don't have to go off-anon if you don't feel like it, hehe altho i am curious on who this sweetheart is, but again no pressure !! i don't mind,,, also 2am huh? pFFT yeah i stay up until that time too sometimes but, please please don't do it too often, oki? take care of yourself as well

[kikkelitkattoon]

do 15-20 for pride asks

thank you bitch

FUCK NO OT DIDNT POST THE ANSWERS AAAHHH IM GONNA MURDER THE PERSON WHOS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE APP AAHAJAJAJJALDÖFLD anyway here it comes from my fucking laptop bc i tried doing this twice more and it doesnt fucking work aaahhh i hate everything

15. do you believe there is a “closet” to come out of?

yes, and as long as ppl keep on assuming that everyone is straight/cis, there will be

16. any tips on coming out?

do it in a safe environment when you feel like you’re ready, be prepared to answer some questions, have a back-up plan in case everything Goes To Shit, and no matter what, always remember that you’re valid and important and loved

17. what’s your biggest pet peeve when it comes to lgbtq characterization in media?

the lack of diversity, the whole “one token gay” -thingy, all of the lesbians always fucking dying

18. what’s your favorite parts of lgbtq characterization in media?

the fact that we’re finally getting at least a bit more of it

19. what did your teachers say about the lgbtqa community in school?

like, they taught about that stuff and acknowledged that That Kind Of People exist, but they always made it seem like there was no way any of the kids in class might be queer. something that really sums it up well is that when i asked my health ed teacher how do two girls practice safe sex, she went so awkward and just kinda coughed and muttered something incoherent before continuing with the lesson as if nothing had happened

20. do you practice safe sex with the same gender?

dude, what a rude way to remind me that i ain’t getting any :///