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#ITS SO F*CKING DRAMATIC
bleucaesura · 18 days
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STOLITZØ - FIFTY SIX
Millie watched the boys blush and be awkward and beamed with joy.
“You two are just too f*ck’n CUTE!”
She grabbed Moxxie around the waist and swung him around in a crushing hug.
He squeaked and gasped for air.
Blitzø burst out laughing.
“Well. It seems I may be interrupting a joyous occasion.” Stolas stood in the doorway. “Should I return later?”
“Don’t be silly!” Millie put Moxxie down, rushed over to Stolas and took his hand. “Come join us! Mox was just going to show Blitzø some of the music stuff we brought from home! Weren’t you Mox?”
Moxxie was bent over, hands on knees gasping for breath. He put up a finger as he tried to catch his breath.
“Oh, hun! Don’t be so dramatic!” Millie pulled Stolas over to the bed. “Come on. You’re welcome to join!”
Stolas looked at Blitzø shyly for confirmation.
He smiled back at him.
Stolas blushed.
“Sir.” Moxxie coughed. “I brought some things from home like the doctor suggested. Where would you like to start?”
“I don’t know. What’cha got?”
Moxxie pulled out a HellPad and pulled up a screen of his downloads. He handed it to Blitzø.
“If we’re just speaking music I have several genres. Classical. Contemporary. Broadway. Opera.” Moxxie swiped through the options as he went. “And within each genre, of COURSE its divided into”
Blitzø’s ears started to ring. Moxxie’s voice became this quiet “womp-womp womp womp wooooomp” in the background until all he heard was the shrill scream of the ringing whistle in his head.
F*ck… Don’t snap at him… Don’t snap at him… DON’T… SNAP…
Blitzø felt a hand slip into his and squeeze it reassuringly. He looked over and there was Stolas. He was smiling down at him as if to say “it’s ok”.
And it was ok.
Blitzø smiled warmly back at Stolas and interlaced their fingers.
The ringing stopped. Moxxie was still talking. “Of course if you’re into that sort of thing we could always try this artist over”
“Mox?” Blitzø interrupted him.
“Hm?”
“Why don’t I give that cat one you love so much another try?”
Moxxie’s eyes lit up. “REALLY, Sir?”
Blitzø heaved a sigh. I’m gunna f*cking regret this…
“Yeah. But you’re gonna have to explain it to me cuz I was confused as F*CK in the theatre.”
***
“Ok. So… Explain this to me again, Mox… These are like… What? Stray cats?”
“They are Jellicle Cats, Sir.”
“The F*CK is a Jelly Call cat?”
Moxxie ground his teeth and growled.
“Hun. Be patient. He’s not into this stuff like you are.” Millie laid a hand on his arm. “Why not explain it to him in terms he’d understand?”
Moxxie smiled warmly at her and nodded.
“Ok, Sir. Imagine them like a…” Moxxie flipped his hand and wrist about trying to manifest a description in his mind. “Ummmm…. Ah! A secret society of sorts.”
“Ok…” Blitzø looked at him skeptically.
“Ok. So they get together for a special ‘ball’ to choose one among them who gets to…” he rubbed his chin in thought.
Blitzø looked at Stolas. Stolas shrugged.
“I suppose the best description,” Moxxie continued “Would be that they are choosing one among them to go to heaven and be reincarnated. Have a second chance at life as it ‘twere.”
“Uh huh.” Blitzø nodded. “Mmmk… So. Like. A good thing. Right?”
“Yes, Sir.” Moxxie said flatly. “A good thing.”
“Mmk. Got it.”
***
“Who’s this old dude?” Blitzø pointed at the screen.
“Old Deuteronomy. He chooses who ascends.”
“Well who the f*ck is he that he gets to decide that?”
“Doesn’t matter. He just is.”
Blitzø glared at Moxxie.
Moxxie rolled his eyes.
“He’s lived many lives. So they see him as wise.”
“See? Was that so hard?” Blitzø teased.
Stolas leaned down and whispered to Millie. “Do they even really like each other?”
Millie giggled. “Oh yeah. They love each other.”
Moxxie was fighting off Blitzø’s playful poking finger attacks.
“Just watch the damn show, Sir!” Moxxie flailed his hands, slapping away Blitzø’s pokes.
Stolas raised an eyebrow. “Mmhmm…”
***
“This guy. I like this guy.” Blitzø tapped at the screen.
“Rum Tum Tugger, Sir.”
“Dude’s got swag.” Blitzø bobbed his head to the music.
“He will do as he do do, and there’s no doing anything about it.” Moxxie quoted. “Glad you like him. Because that cat costume you dressed up in when we were messing with the cherubs? That was Rum Tum Tugger.”
“Niiiiiice!” Blitzø winked at Stolas, who blushed and laugh-hooted back.
***
“Who’s this now?” Blitzø perked up again when he saw a ratty, bedraggled character shuffle on stage.
“Grizabella. She used to be a part of the group when she was young and glamorous, but left a long time ago.”
“Ok. I’m sorry. But why the F*CK are they being such pricks to her?”
“They are repulsed by her appearance.” Moxxie shrugs.
“Well f*ck them!”
“Blitzø it’s ok.” Stolas squeezed his shoulder. “It’s just a show”
“No!” Blitzø choked. “Did you hear her song? Grizabella is too f*cking precious for this world!”
***
“You see that?!” Blitzø jumped up in bed. “You f*cking SEE that?!”
“Darling!” Stolas tried to coax Blitzø to sit back down. “Please. You’re getting too excited.”
“Who’d they pick? THAT’S RIGHT! My badass bish Grizabella!”
Millie giggled. Moxxie covered his face in his hands and shook his head in shame.
“VIN-DI-CA-TIOOOOOON!!!!” Blitzø threw back his head and pumped his fists at the ceiling.
“Darling, pleeeease!”
Blitzø felt dizzy. He smiled at Stolas and let him help him back down onto the bed.
“I’m glad you liked it,” Millie laughed. “Aren’t you glad Mox?”
“What have I done?” Moxxie groaned into his hands.
Blitzø laughed.
“You were right, Mox! It really was a good show.” He squeezed Moxxie’s shoulder. “Thanks for taking the time to explain it to me.”
Moxxie looked up from his hands.
“I’ve figured it out.”
“What’s that?” Blitzø raised an eyebrow.
“You’re my Sisyphean task… Aren’t you?”
Stolas snorted.
Confused, Blitzø looked back and forth between Moxxie, Millie and Stolas: Moxxie burying his head in his hands, Millie shrugging and shaking her head, and Stolas desperately trying to cover his tittering laughter.
The F*CK does THAT mean?!
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ma3mae · 9 months
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Don't be so annoyed, love!
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Summary: He's so annoying sometimes but it's ok because you love him 😭 (HC w/ Dazai, Kunikida, Ranpo)
Genre: Crack, fluff, lowkey suggestive themes
Warnings: 🗿 we ignoring the red flags bc we can. also mentions of farting bc dazai 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
A/N: u cant tell me that they wouldnt do any of these things ok 💀also kunikida's got a small drabble out of nowhere but im always wildin when it comes to him 😭😭😭😭😭
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Dazai Osamu
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u cant tell me that as soon as hes rly comfortable in ur relationship that he WOULD NOT be ashamed of just farting outta nowhere honestly 💀
Like yall r just chilling on the couch, watching smth and he just lets it all out bc why should he hold himself back 🗿
Hes at home 🗿
But bro's lucky he doesnt smell but 🗿🗿🗿🗿 wheres the warning from him
u give him the side eye and hes like "What? Are you perhaps ashamed of human nature, bella?" like ok we'll leave him alone but he ruined the emotional moment of the movie yall were watching 😭😭😭
Is also the type to prob leave his socks and clothes lying around
It got better over time but he still sometimes does it bc old habits die hard i guess 🧍
once got so bad you just collected all of his clothes and put them infront of the door so he'd have no choice but to pick all of that up and do it himself 💀
would try to talk his way out of it in the beginning but also felt kinda bad after the relationship got more and more serious
So now hes a good bf/ husband and does it himself 🤩 (with the occasional sock under the couch 💀)
drinking habits would take a bit longer to be fully gone, he'd learn to regulate it over time
He's learned to warn you tho when he thinks that a rly shitty day might hit him bc work and more
sometimes you take the day off and do something together to take his mind off of it
Sometimes you're at work and a "im home" text without hearts will come and you know whats wrong
would feel more comfortable over time letting you take care of him
will definitely show you his appreciation for you the next days in one way or the other 🤩💅
talking about living together, yall would often have to sit down to talk about his spendings bc our man cant save for ANYTHING
Used to often come home with little things like "Look, this reminded me of you!" and it's a plushie of a cat or something
Started off cute and small but got dramatic like him really fast
ngl he came home with a expensive necklace u liked when the both of u went shopping but u didnt buy it bc.. she expensive...
like he was charming as always with his "Tada! Guess what I've got you?~ 😋" ".... Not the necklace...? 😧" "🤩 How did you guess that right, bella??" "😨😨"
THIS man right here wouldnt even hesitate to just right out fking steal shit for you if u want it bc thats how much Power u got over him he'd never admit that tho sksks... OK maybe in bed...
he'd def either blackmail or bribe chuuya into helping him with stealing
probably even has access to his bank account and you'd only realize that when he'd stand infront of your door, asking where that "f*cking b*stard" is
you'd legit have to mediate their convo or else the whole building you live in would be gone immediately skks 💀
Chuuya likes u so he wouldnt make yall pay for it bc he knows that dazai's nearly broke 24/7 and u dont deserve to pay for his fault 💅
it would be enough to destroy his pride to make him obey chuuya for like 2 weeks or sum cue evil cackling from said red head
queen of Gaslightining nr. 1 😭 sometimes its for the dumbest arguments tho like why its okay to smack your lips while eating 😭
"I don't know it's just really noisy and kinda annoying for me?" "But Bella, that shows just how tasty your food is or are going to deny that fact and say that I should not show my appreciation for it? What if for me personally it's a sign of a good meal?" "Yeah but doesnt need to be that for me. Also you can show your appreciation for it in other ways like just simply saying its delicious?"
"But actions speak louder than words, my love." "YEAH, well then what do you want then???"
Its just a whole shit show and would (lmao it WILL) end in him giving you just shameless bedroom eyes and well you know whats gonna be after dinner lmaooo 🤡😭
Also also i do believe that hes not the best cook at first but hes a real fast learner so it prob would only take him a week of consuming cooking videos and reading books and BOOM
"Samu, is this a 3 course meal you're cooking because that's a LOT of ingredients in the kitchen." "Sssh just sit down, wash yourself up and enjoy the evening, my love! I'll call you when I'm done 💕"
Manages to somehow still give you some snacks and drinks in between the cooking 😭 with some sneaked in kisses on your shoulder or lips 😏
If you go and hug him from behind, he'll be MELTING
Like nuzzling your face into his back while wrapping your arms around his torso, you feel the slight rumble in his chest as he chuckles at your cute action 😭
"If you want to eat something then you should take a break from being so cute, you know? Don't want the food to go bad from maybe getting a bit distracted if you stay here for a bit longer." "Ew, are you implying you'd start something infront of our food??"
"... Well, I can just have a whole meal by myself but you'd be left hungry so it's your choice 😋"
🗿 the way he doesnt need long to be turned on is alwaya amazing to u but thats just how whipped he is and bro is a whole snack himself so WHOS complaining 😋💅
food's is guaranteed to taste heavenly but if he knows youve got time, then he'd make excuses to taste your cooking like
"Samu, it's been a while since I've gotten to taste your cooking." "Aww, was it that delicious for you? Hmm but I actually prefer your cooking!"
Time for some cooking and baking lessons together, eoow 💅 with the occasional make out session because the sauce found it's way on your lips and he just had to clean it up with his 😭😋
honestly despite all of some of the difficulties, dazai would never fail in making you feel loved in his own way even tho u gotta peel back some layers 🗿
At the end of the day, his bear hugs and many kisses are smth u love to come back home to after work
also doesnt say it but would def be a house husband for u 🤩 with the occasional "whoops gotta go and do smth quick" text and he comes home at like midnight skks bc the agency needs his cute ass 😋 but dw dinner's ready and house chores have been done so enjoy ur evening after work, zurlie 💅
dont kill me for this but id give him a 7.5/10 😭
Obsessed with him and i love him but it would prob be really really exhausting to get him to FULLY trust you and its honestly understandable
Also he kinda makes me feel like i'd have to walk on eggshells around him because you often dont really know what hes thinking 😭😭
could smile at u while thinking "why u so ugly" 😭😭
also bro is so smooth, its scary like he'd prob make us forget immediately that hes trying to find out everything about us(why he sounding like a stalker 😨😨 wouldnt want him to be MY stalker 😨😨 or would I?? 🤩) MY DELULU BRAIN 👹
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Doppo Kunikida
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😨 Cleaning maniac
personification of the verse "I can COOk, i can CLEAN" (i know its "dont" instead of can but we all know hes like perfect house husband material... maybe a bit too perfect 💀💀💀👹)
If u forgot a cup on the dinner table, he'd legit take the cup, put it in ur hand and be like "why did u leave it there if u r not using it"
WILL def rant about why u shouldnt do it
Honestly huge nagging mom vibes 💀💀
At the beginning of moving in together, he'd just clean everything without a word whatsoever
Like you wanna help around the house too? NUH UH, he already finished everything up.
Vaccuming the house? Done
Swiping? Lmao be sure to not arrive at home after work around that time bc u gotta stand at the door and WAIT until the floor is dried 💀😭
Dishes have been done like at 5 in the fucking morning 💀👹
Bro thankfully doesn't wash clothes that often (gotta be careful of the water bill 😭) but there r days where he legit throws his clothes nearly everyday bc the worse the mission the more blood yk 🗿🗿
U had to legit drag his ass to the couch to talk to him bc he gonn be deep clean the house if someone doesnt stop him
"Kuni, you literally don't need to do EVERYTHING by yourself! I'm also here to help and frankly, it feels like you're my maid sometimes 😞" " Don't worry. Everything fits perfectly in my time plan and since you sometimes work overtime, it's better if I do a bit more of it."
... "🗿 You are legit saving this city from being destroyed so often and I just sit in the office, bro 🤡" "I understand your argument but I have seen the way you look tired so often so let me take a bit of your burden"
He knows how to make us go "🥺"
The argument prob went on for an hour until yall settled on making a plan on who does what on which days and if someone's gotta work overtime or sum then the other takes a bit of it over and so on
So in the end its alrighty 🎉
Groceries and so on are never a problem except it sometiems turns out like going shopping with your mom because...
"Omg Kuni, look!!" *holds up cute decoration* "We could put this on our dinner table! Isn't it cute 🥺??"
Bro just takes it from you and looks at the price. Legit gives you the 🤨 look
"That's 937,32 Yen (around 6€) 🤨🤨. For a tiny statue of a dog? We could find it somewhere way cheaper." "🥺 But it's a limited edition and it reminds me of you bc its got the same fur color 🥺. It's even got ur glasses on 🥺"
Bro will say no but the day after you spot the dog on the table 🤡
Yall lying in bed together and cuddle so give him a peck on the lips while killing him with your cute ass smile (U MURDERER 🗿🗿)
"What was that for?" "Hmmm, well I just noticed that said statue magically appeared on our table. You think it was a cute long haired fairy with glasses and a grumpy look 😋? "
He tries really hard to deadpan at you but the corner of his lips still tug upwards as he pinches your nose
"Well, sometimes its not so bad to buy a little extra, I guess."
If theres a market nearby with some really good deals then you'd either be dragged together with him or he'd come home after work with tons of bags
Always surprises you in how good he is at negotiating about the price
Sometimes you gotta stop him from arguing with some of the shop keepers because some decided to sell some items way too overpriced 🗿🗿🗿
you once found him stay up all night researching about reasonable prices for veggies... 😨
and cue to yall standing in the morning infront of said shop keeper getting absolutely destroyed in an argument by your man.. 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
Well guess who even got some extra free stufd because kuni terrified the shit out of him 😋
"Thank you for your hard work in harvesting and selling us these delicious vegetables. My wife is quite a fan of them." Your husband said as he put the money into the shop keepers shaky hands, face red in embarassement as he squeezed out a "It's nothing." between his teeth. His face paled at the words "We'll see each other next Monday. Until then have a great week." leaving your man's mouth as he gave him a friendly smile before taking your hand and going to the next stall,only for you to sheepishly wave goodbye to the shop keeper before going with your husband.
"Well, you gave him quite the scare back there." You said as you felt him squeeze your hand a bit tighter, the bustling of the array of people only increasing by minutes. "Someone had to correct his ways. It would help his sales but only if he's willing to take that advice seriously." he simply answered as he looked at the contents of the bag, counting the ingredients left to purchase.
"Well atleast we got ourselves more than we needed so we can go home and call it a day." "Who are you?" Chuckling at your surprised face out of the corner of his eyes, he continued to make his way towards the end of the market, to finally reach your car.
"I thought over your words and I do believe it would be nice to" laze around together "for once in a while. Everything in the house has already been done, so maybe we could try out that one series you've been talking about. The reviews seem to be quite positive about it."
He just lets a breathy laugh escape his lips at your squeal while you begin to rant on why its gonna be so good watching it and
UUUUGGHHGH 😭😭😭😭 GIVE ME KUNIKIDAAAAAAAGHHHHHH 😭😭😭🤡🤡👹👹👹
honestly there are like no real red flags like his red flags are disguised green flags and yall can legit work through it easily
The only thing would be his tendency to overwork himself and it could lead to an argument but never a real fight because hes pretty easy to reason with
Like even when hes stubborn, he'll STILL listen to your words because the many good things about him that he'd always make sure to take your words seriously 🗿🗿
which sometimes makes it tempting to tease him bc we can lowkey understand why dazai easily tells him the most outrageous shit and your man just casually writes it down in his notebook 😭
"That damn idiot managed to fool me again by telling me that aliens have been among us (AMOGUS 👹) and that the goverment has been hiding it from us for decades." "I thought you already knew about that tho?"
"What" "What?"
"Wait so they're real?"
Cue to him showing him a video (that dazai sent to you a week ago just for this moment 😭)
Lmao dont tease him too much tho but dw, he cant stay mad at you at all lmao 😋💅
Honestly a 8.5/10 bc his nagging scares me 💀😭
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Edogawa Ranpo
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"Greatest Detective" more like "Queen of Gaslightining" 👹👹
Everyone knows hes way too obsessed with sweets but how the hell is his teeth actually still existing 🗿🗿
ngl i believe fukuzawa would prob sometimes just randomly ask him if he brushed his teeth bc he lowkey lowkey raised him ok 🤡
Ranpo is all nice like "yup, i did." but when u ask him, hes a whole b*tch about it
"Hah??? Why would you ask me that?? Do you really believe that I'd be so dumb to forget about brushing my teeth? If i can solve the most difficult cases then why would you assume that brushing my teeth might something that I'd forget, huuuhh??"
His gaslightining used to work at the beginning of ur relationship but sooner or later its not hard to notice his patterns 🗿
Like yas ok, he could just put up a whole ass strategy in how to not get u to notice that he didnt brush em at all but bro
Hes too lazy
And hes a sucker for attention 😩 like he might be "annoyed" if u nag at him bc of smth but he absolutely loves it bc its just one of his many ways to get ur attention without him having to actively get up and get it for himself 🤡🤡🤡🤡
Hes a huge clown but i love him 😭
Dazai tends to forget his socks or smth lying on the floor but THIS mf right here just doesnt rly care 😭
Like that was the first thing u noticed when u entered his apartment 🤡
Its not right out messy on a disgusting degree, its more like theres tons of trinkets n shit from cases or just random candy wrap hidden under the couch 💀💀💀
The epitome of "I can do it tomorrow" bc bro doesnt forget, he just IGNORES that he has to do it 😭
might take a while to actually get him to yk do smth around the house
used to prob only sleep and shower at his apartment and thats it💀
But when hes whipped then hes whipped and hed actually try his best to help around the house
Key word "try" 🤡
Like its often tbh accompanied by "okay, ill do it but only if i get smth"
A MANCHILD, I SAY 👹👹👹👹
But there are days when he legit deep cleans everything by himself bc either you had a bad day or yall had a fight 👹👹
still would whip out the "now gimme something, please 😋" if yall cuddle after a fight and he cleaned and tidied everything up for his love 🤩
doesnt always have to be candy yk HEUEHEUEHEUUE 👹👹👹👹👹
also its not a surprise but dont let him near the kitchen
HE COULD
HE RLY COULD COOK SO WELL
Like he had only cooked for ONE time and it was like a fever dream
Bc u legit had a fever and he cooked chicken soup but uhm 🗿
he cooked it so good??? Like veggies n meat cut and cooked up nicely?
Broth kicking in real hard?
Like? "What the hell? I thought you couldn't cook??"
Bro is about to put that spoon fr away 💀
"I'm not so heartless to let you starve and I definitely wont be giving you some cheap soup either. I just looked it up on the internet and followed the instructions so you gotta get well soon because I miss your cooking 🤩🤩"
Are we flattered?? Gurl, maybe but he'd def know if we tried to make ourselves be sick to taste his cooking again
Bro only offers to help when it comes to baking 😪😮‍💨😮‍💨
His only help is licking the dough or chocolate outta the bowl or smth 😀
would sneak in many kisses tho bc he likes u and sweet stuff is just sugar overload for him and he loves it 🤩
I think one of the important factors for him in a relationship is that fukuzawa approves of you? Since he does value his opinion over his own intellect
Like bro trusted him when it came to Fukichi and other ppl 💀
fukuzawa could legit go "aliens r evil" and ranpo would be like "ok everyone, aliens are evil!!!!" 🗿🗿🗿
honesrly i dont think why there would be a reason for fukuzawa not to accept you (if there is one then time to take 100 steps back and reflect on urself 💀)
He'd prob be impressed on how u even fell in love with him bc.. its ranpo💀
petty, clingy, can be manipulative ( but never with ill intentions), would legit prank ur ass bc he can, impatient and quickly bored af
But hes attentive, kind, can be patient when it comes down to it, empathetic (depends sksks) (also thank u fukuzawa for kinda ramming that into his head 🤩), affectionate in his own way (a sucker for physical touch but would NEVER right out admit it 🗿) and so much more honestly
there arent any real red flags tbh (might come as a surprise for some ppl)
Maybe maybe he'd obviously have a bit of difficulty fully opening up and i do believe there might be times where he once or twice legit deducted what ur feelings r for him bc hes used to being careful around people and especially bc in case someonw could randomly target the agency
Or is some kinda criminal in general
But honestly when hes learned to trust you then you know youve got yourself someone loyal 💅 and i mean FR loyal
personal favorite hc and honestly prob canon since we've already seen it : he'd not be ashamed to throw hands at someone when he thinks you're being insulted or harassed
And with hands i mean exposing them to 100% until they are pissing their pants and begging him to leave them alone 🤩🤩🤩
Also also, gives me off a similar vibe to dazai with the "maybe having to walk on eggshells" around them but ranpo doesnt make you feel as watched tbh as dazai which would kinda make it easier to talk to
but bro isnt as smooth as him so whOOP 💀💀
Overall iconic and a solid 8/10 🤩🤩🤩💕💕💕
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The random ratings i gave them LMAO 💀💀💀 hope u like em 🗿
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cozyrecords · 6 months
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Volleying Love
Here's another post for one of my favourite characters, Kuroo Tetsurou <3
I hope you guys enjoy reading this and any suggestions are welcome!
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Kuroo is an all-time famous volleyball player and there is no denying that but so is the fact that he has been your best friend ever since you moved to Nekoma. You guys have seen each other's most vulnerable sides to the most embarrassing moments. Not to mention also the times when you guys have been in a really heated argument once but thankfully made up just in time.
Of course, you guys were nothing more than just best buddies, right? Or so you thought...
"Y/N, my beloved...I have missed you a ton!" Kuroo dramatically clutches his heart, entering the class.
"I think you guys met yesterday?" Lev questions, showing the recent post on Kuroo's social media where he took your picture while playing claw machine at an amusement park.
You rolled your eyes, shook your head, and released an annoyed sigh. "I miSSeD yoU ToO."
"Anyways, you know the drill, right? Match at 6 pm today." Kuroo winks at you and puckers his lower lip when he sees you gagging at his gesture.
"Kuroo, I will f*cking bury you alive if you do that again." You slightly smack his arm.
Kenma snickers without diverting his attention away from the game. Meanwhile, Lev and Kenma go to their classes and your homeroom teacher enters the class and asks you guys to open the textbooks.
"Heyy..psst!"
You feel your chair being kicked by someone and turn sideways to come face-to-face with Kuroo.
"What do you want, idiot?"
"You." He smirks.
Your eyes widen and your body goes into a defensive mode but even before you realize what's happening, you feel your hair being ruffled by him.
"Looks like someone fell for that." He cackles and it immediately makes your eyes all watery so you blink rapidly and turn around to get a pencil.
"F*ck off, Kuroo. I- I almost threw up at your words." You slightly quivered, throwing the pencil at him.
"Oww, what did I even do?" He whisper-shouted at you.
Kuroo felt a paper ball hit his shoulder and he looked back to Yaku who signed to that paper ball to be opened.
'You are dumb as fuck'
"Yaku-san! Come on..not you too?"
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After classes, you go to the canteen to buy snacks for the game. You contemplated whether to buy Kuroo's favourite drink because he will be getting tons from his fans.
"OMGG! I CAN'T WAIT TO GIVE THIS TO KUROO."
"NOO...I WILL BE THE ONE TO GIVE HIM BEFORE THE MATCH."
You sighed in annoyance after hearing a few girls from your school competing about who would hand him the drinks first.
"Getting jealous much, are we?"
You whip your head towards the owner of the voice to see Lev standing behind you. He cackles as he takes a glance at your serious face.
"Hahaha...why would I be jealous? And that too because of those girls??? Over Kuroo???? Please." You said averting your eyes away from his.
"Y/N, who are you even kidding? Don't you think its time you tell him about how you feel?"
"Lev, I think you misunderstood the whole dynamic we both have. He is just my best friend and nothing much. Stop having these unrealistic ideas." You were calming yourself from becoming agitated.
"Are you telling that to me or to comfort yourself? Y/N, you don't have to be honest with me but be honest with yourself at least." You noticed his face being stoic, void of any hint of playfulness.
"Let's go. I think you are getting late too." You tried breaking the conversation.
Lev gasped looking at the time on his phone and stormed to the gym before yelling a 'see you after the match.'
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You arrive at the volleyball court to get a spot on the bleachers and just to your liking, you get to have a good view from there. Letting your eyes wander all over the room, they take a pause at your best friend, who is engaged in a serious conversation with the coach along with other members.
Taking a glance at his body, you pay attention to his strong physique consisting of his sharp jawline, strong biceps, and relaxed yet fit posture. Has he always been this manly? Or am I just going crazy?
All of a sudden your thoughts were interrupted by the whistle indicating that the match started and you scrunched your face in disgust for even thinking about Kuroo in this way.
Everyone started screaming as the members jogged up to the middle of the court to greet the other team. You noticed Kuroo spotting you in the crowd and smiled in acknowledgement, waving his hand slightly at you. The most unexpected thing happens as you shoot a tight-lipped smile in response, your heart races slightly at this interaction.
The match started and as usual, you saw the other team get beaten into a pulp by the ruthless Nekoma and more so
"We see our reliable middle blockers block the ball with ease and have it tossed with an unimaginable speed to the other side...aandd one point to Nekoma!" The commentator excitedly screams as Nekoma scores a point.
As the match goes on, you become engrossed in the game as usual but you start noticing something. This match was filled with energy, determination and the zeal to play more and win however you also observe a change in Kuroo. He seems bold and draws more attention than usual which captivates you even more. His spikes and blocks are intense, and he is leading the team with unparalleled intensity.
That is when it clicks so you realize that it is not just his playing but also his attitude and the way he looks at you amidst the crowd. His gaze keeps finding you, and every time he scores or gives an incredible block, he flashes a smile filled with fondness which you have only seen once or twice. It's as if every point he scores is a message meant for you. Having said that, he is revealing a side of himself that you have never seen before. Am I being delusional? Why would he do that? You think to yourself.
As the match reaches its final state, you are torn between admiring Kuroo's exceptional performance and the confusion regarding his behaviour. Nonetheless, you shake your head to remove any other thoughts just to focus on the game.
The crowd finally breaks into cheers as Kuroo and Kenma team up for the last point to make a spectacular play, attaining the victory. Your eyes moistened as you smiled and made tiny jumps in excitement. Similarly, Kuroo was being thrown in the air and caught by his teammates in joy but all he cared was about you.
You watched as Kuroo squeezed himself in between the ecstatic crowd and made his way towards you, his face glistening under the bright lights and a smile that reached his eyes. And that is when the realization hits you like a ton of bricks and you are left in shock. Kuroo is in love with you as much as you are in love with him.
But even before you can move, your peripheral vision registers a frenzied fan making her way towards Kuroo, who seems to be oblivious to the surroundings, keeping his focus solely on you. In an attempt to prevent her from running towards him, you blocked the way but what happened next made the gym fall into a horrified silence.
The scene unfolds to the fan slapping you hard enough to be shoved to the ground as you try to protect your best friend. Cheers have been ceased and the atmosphere shifts from celebration to disbelief.
Your cheek aches with a stinging sensation, gradually swelling and the force of your head hitting the ground makes you slightly dizzy. His face fades as your vision becomes blurry both from the tears and dizziness, so you try your best to not fall unconscious.
Kuroo's movements slow down but his pace increases as his jaws set in a tight line, fists clenched and his face reddens with wrath clouding his eyes. It was obviously unacceptable and his hiking frustration was just as threatening as him.
However, as soon as he looks at you, trying to withhold the pain, he rushes towards you without any care for his anger. He takes a deep breath not wasting another moment, and picks you up in an instant carrying you to the infirmary. You could only listen to a few of the team members asking Kuroo to take care of you while they deal with that fan.
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"Hey, hey...Look at me. Don't worry, I am here, here with you. I've got you so you're going to be okay." His voice was laced with concern along with a subtle tremble in his voice due to the exhaustion.
"Kuroo...I am- I am alright..." You wince lightly trying to stay awake.
"Let's talk later okay? We need to get you a first aid."
He took a turn to the medical room and the doctor quickly takes you to the room. She asks him to stay out for a while and you could make out his reluctance, so you smiled fondly at him. You nodded a bit, raising your thumbs to subtly indicate that you will be alright.
"Thankfully you didn't have any concussion but I would still advise you to get a checkup done at the main hospital." The doctor smiled at you, giving you an ice pack for your cheek.
"Thanks, doc." You peeped through the door, looking at Kuroo who is fidgeting his legs and hands, taking ragged breaths.
"I will let your friend come in so you keep the ice pack for now."
He got up from his seat and dashed through the door. His eyes softened at the sight of you and you signaled him to sit on the chair by the bed.
"Hey, precious...how are you feeling right now?" His gentle touch on your hair made you almost cry because this soft side of him is genuinely making you feel emotional.
"My cheek stings justttt a bit." You snickered to ignore another nickname he used, stressing on 'just' in an attempt to lighten up the mood.
His hand slowly dropped to the swollen cheek, grazing it so delicately as if it's made up of glass. But his face was painted with a stoic expression. "I am gonna make sure she is suspended from all our games."
You couldn't help but be moved by Kuroo's protectiveness, though you might have been grateful if it was anyone else instead of Kuroo but it's just different. After being friends for so long, your newfound feelings towards him made your chest tighten in fear. What if you were wrong about Kuroo? What if he just put an extra amount of dedication to the game and did not convey something to you- but you felt a rush of emotions as a consequence of his undeniable tenderness in his actions.
The words spilled out of your mouth before you could stop them.
"Tetsu, there is something I need to tell you," you began, ignoring the mini shock you got from using his first name. He turned to you, in an instant as it was rare of you to use his first name unless you have a favour to ask him or when you mess up things. His eyes showed you the assurance you needed. So you took a deep breath and uttered the words which have been tugging your heart ever since.
"I...I like you. And not as a friend."
Pretending to not observe how his eyes bulged out and jaw wide open in astonishment, you continued. "Seeing you play and the way you looked at me today, it...it gave me the benefit of the doubt that you might be having a tiny....really a tiny bit of feelings towards me. I love you, Tetsu. 'Like' is just a small word in comparison to the amount of love I have towards you."
You mentally prepared yourself to be laughed at but had a small hope of being on the side where your love is reciprocated. But what is giving you a hard time is that the room fell into a brief silence making you anxious, so you look at Kuroo for an answer.
His face had long been void of the surprised expression and all you could see was his warm and genuine smile before he screamed in excitement. "OH...my god, Y/N! I have been waiting for you to say that! I was- I was gonna say that after the game because you took a long time to respond to my hints."
"I love you too, Y/N." He cupped your uninjured cheek and the moment felt like a dream, the pain in your cheek long forgotten as Kuroo leaned in, his lips softly meeting yours in a gentle, sweet kiss. Your arms made their way, one to his neck while the other to his hair, drawing him closer to deepen the kiss, and he didn't waste any further and tugged at your lips.
You both pulled away from each other, faces flushed at the mini-makeout session, giggling a bit.
"Your bed-hair just got worse." You grinned, smoothening out his spikes while Kuroo just sat like an obedient love-sick puppy with his body all relaxed at the familiar feeling of you.
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bebethsas · 8 months
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*giglgles* here’s a rant I’ve had sitting in my drafts for a bit now. I think now is the perfect time to post it. Enjoy Beth’s impassioned ramblings from ~1 month ago (and sorry in advance, I know that this is LONG):
“Chrissy…this is for you.”
 Holyjesusmotherof—
I am on the floor. I am dead. I am lying on my stomach, staring off into the middle distance with a look that can only be described as stunned disbelief, or just straight-up stunned. They would have been a f*cking powderkeg, wouldn’t they?
Dear mother of god, the way he says that, so softly, so reverently, I…
If they’d been given just a smidge more time, they (yes, they) would have loved each other so *fiercely*.
They would have been goddamn explosive. They would have (accidentally) rocked the school to its foundations and razed the HS to the ground (more like, they exist, and the high school tears itself apart because of their relationship’s existence). There is no doubt in my mind that if there was a sliver of a chance for one of them to bring the other back from the dead, they’d do it.
Like, the kind of love where you claw through brick and cinderblock with your bare hands to reach them, and you don’t notice until long afterwards that you’ve torn like…six of your nails, and your hands are bleeding. And sure, you have to keep your hands wrapped in bandages for the next couple of weeks while they heal, but who cares??? What does it matter?? They’re alive, you found them, they’re here. Like the minute one of them is in danger, the other person doesn’t hesitate, they just leap.
Like, yo Bangles, you wanna talk Eternal Flame? That’s an eternal flame. Like, a flame that keeps burning over centuries kind of “Eternal” flame; like the Olympic fire that they’re supposed to keep burning forever and ever (it doesn’t, but shhhhh), like a candle in a sea of darkness that against all odds never, ever goes out. That’s the kind of love I mean here.
Like, saying ‘I’ll find you in the next life,’ and then they do, kind of eternal flame.
Like, “death cannot stop true love, it can only delay it a little while,” kind of un-douseable flame. Not an uncontrollable wildfire, or even a small campfire. Just, this strong yet persevering little candle that provides comfort, joy, and light. Doesn’t hurt nobody, isn’t insatiably hungry or all-consuming, it just…is.
They are an example of true love, and no one can convince me otherwise. And I mean actual true love, like 2 puzzle pieces that naturally click together. It’s like they were made for each other, but it was an *accident*.
It’s not like a deity took a soul, split it in half, and then zotted these 2 halves down onto earth and went ‘here, now go find each other.’ It’s more like they created one soul, and then created another soul, and by sheer coincidence or serendipity or chance or whatever, these two line up perfectly, with no imperfections or jagged bits in the way.
They are Agatha and Oliver (I will elaborate on another post, christ this post got fuckin long).
Jesus christ how can I be so damn shook over one line, that it’s making me spiral and pull out analogies and references that are *deeply* buried in my brain??
I’m gonna end up writing a gottdamn thesis on (the way I view) their relationship, aren’t I?
…yes. Yes, I probably am.
  Anyway, that’s the tale of when I first saw the scene, and had to have a bit of a lie-down for a while, because thoughts were spiraling.
...ok, I wrote tags for this, then realized that I should probably put them in the body of the post too. So:
#no joke those 2 seconds of “Chrissy...this is for you” used to make me literally so weak, that I had to dramatically lean on furniture to stay upright. #the emotion #the goddamn EMOTION
#and Chrissy is such a sweetheart, #and Eddie was so kind and gentle with her...
#you know, you just KNOW, that she would have loved him with the fierceness of a lioness
#because when you’re sad, and scared, and lonely, and feel like none of your supposed ‘loved ones’ can or will listen--or even care (let alone ask) about how you’re doing
#and you are doing EVERYTHING you can just to continue on, #with seemingly ZERO support #to have someone come along and *help* you, #no questions asked, #no returned favors needed or asked for
#to have someone instantly *know* that you’re going through it, #respect your need for privacy, #and treat you so gently and reverently, #like you’re worthy of being loved???
(and again, not comment on the fact that you’re *clearly* going through it, because they respect that it’s probably not any of their business, and you probably don’t *want* to talk about it, and even though you *should* talk about it, they’re not going to push you)
#yeah. #even if they weren’t interested in you romantically, it’s too late #they have your heart now and forever
#genuinely kind people are not easy to find #don’t get me wrong they *exist*, #they’re not *rare*, #they’re just hella hard to FIND
#so once you DO find one?? #yeah you’re glomming onto that person like a barnacle and refusing to let go
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that-angry-noldo · 1 year
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Maglor hated the wolf.
Really. He hated it and he hated how Maedhros seemed to look past all the implications that this beast felt horrendeously wrong. Let him explain.
First, the monster is a werewolf. Which, you know, is a pretty dang red flad by itself but what does Maedhros do? He f-cking pets it and rubs its neck. Like a dog. Like a f-cking honest to god dog. Maglor doesn't get it, they have an entire pack of dogs bred for hunt and war and Maedhros chooses this?
Oo, but wait, it gets better. The wolf bears Sauron's mark. Which, you know, is a good enough reason to split its throat open right there and then. But what does Maedhros do? He bonds with it. He murmurs reassurances in its ears and scratches its head.
Look, Maglor knows of actual survivors, actual escaped thralls, (including his brother) that are mistreated for the mere fact of being near the Enemy. Who are never fully trusted and always feared. And this wolf, this werewolf, the bearer of Sauron's mark, gets the best bones and head scratches because Maedhros... what? Projects on it??? Maglor doesn't understand. Especially because it gets even better.
This beast f-cking glows in the dark.
This beast, an animal, without intelligence nor will, glows in the dark like a f-cking... like a f-cking maia! Which, you know, isn't even surprising considering how many of fallen maiar are at Sauron's service!
There are so many red flags, each the size of Thangorodrim, and Maedhros misses every one of them. Maglor considers jumping out of the window. For dramatics.
Maedhros would kill him, though. He would also kill him if Maglor dared but to touch a hair on the beast's head. So Maglor clasps his hands (dramatically) instead and glares at the wolf during dinners.
He never admits there's something familiar in it, something that makes his heart ache and weep for something he can never quite grasp. Something in its big grey eyes and tilt of its head that makes him think of-
Maglor shooks his head. What a f-cking nonsense. That wolf had surely found a way to get into his mind. He shuts his osanwe, glares at the unsuspecting beast and imagines a giant middle finger for a good measure.
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liannelara-dracula · 2 years
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Anon asked: What would be the TG Boys' reaction to you saying "I love you" for the first time?
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Ken:
He is happy, smiling even.
not a huge smile but its there and he really likes that you feel the same.
It was probably when you two were both in bed relaxing.
And the mood was right and there were little words exchanged but it was right.
Hide:
He'd make such a big deal over it.
and he'd gush like a fangirl.
bc he loves being dramatic.
He'd be so smug too and may tell his friends bc he's excited.
Literally, he was just waiting for you to say it back and now he is relieved that you feel the same.
Ayato:
He takes forever to say it but you'd both end up saying it when you got into a heated argument.
I think he'd be the first to say it bc he's a hot head and doesn't shut his mouth so there goes his secret.
Of course, that's what younger Ayato does.
Older Ayato might say it in a crucial moment but its again, probably when you two are fighting.
Yomo:
He was shocked.
It might make him blush, lol.
I feel like Ren can never get the words out so it doesn't surprise me if she would be the first to tell him instead.
But like seriously if you told him while he's drinking coffee he'd choke on it. 😂
He would eventually admit tho.
He just takes forever, but if you say it, it makes it easier for him to open up.
Although if you're not the type to say it first then it will be a while till you cross this bridge.
Uta:
f*cking shocked, to get a better representation here's a little drabble I wrote sometime back that I cur$e myself for.
so even though he never shows much emotion, but here he does cause he couldn't believe it.
I believe that she might be the first to say it considering that he doesn't understand how love works.
And idk I think he'd be touched especially cause for him to be in a relationship its a lot and let alone have one lead up into love.
So its a big thing.
I do see that if he's liked the girl for a long time and he liked her first he'll confess first. But he wouldn't understand/take it seriously until you're response meets his and then things change for him.
He'll joke about it later on and use it against you to just make you embarrassed.
"You confessed first~"
"Whatever, you're the clingy one!"
Furuta:
He throws the phrase around a lot to you as a tea$e.
especially if you're his play-thing and nothing more.
but if your his gf and he really cares, he likes hearing it.
And would totally tea$e for it.
"Say it again, princess~"
He will honestly just tell you it right back before giving you a k!ss.
Takizawa (ghoul):
Honestly, you two would like never say it to each other bc Taki has such a tough exterior and almost never reverts to emotions. I mean it's as I've said before you're the bright one and he's quiet salty.
But yeah you too would be very stubborn, but its not surprising if his girl says it first.
although if she's as stubborn as him he will say it first.
Maybe during your fight or after a very special vacation with tends of sen$ual moments.
Whatever the case he loves your response but is shocked.
He will shower you with love not long after though.
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Terry KK3 X Reader
Context: You are one of Terry's adult students, and one night after a bad moment with your boyfriend, Terry offers to take you home 💚
Ever since you had joined the cobra kai dojo, you have loved every moment of it, from learning how to protect yourself, to gaining more self confidence. Your sensei was Terry Silver, he was a strict sensei, with most of his students, but he never was with you. He took time for you and instead of demanding you do a karate move, he would support and help you with whatever you were struggling with. You felt safe around him, and were glad that he was your karate teacher.
However, because you were spending so much of your spare time at the dojo, your boyfriend wasnt very happy. He would text you all the time to see when he could see you, and always wanted to know if you were staying over at his place. You knew why he was like this, his only hobby pretty much, was sex. But even then, it wasnt always pleasurable for you too. One night you and he had just grabbed a bite to eat at a local fast food place, and he was driving you to a quiet spot called make out point at the top of the valley. He pulled over, turned off the engine and turned to face you.
"So baby? Wanna have a little fun?" "Ummm sure Jake but, not hear" "Do you want to sit in the back instead? It is a comfier place to have sex" "No Jake. Were out in the open hear and I dont feel comfortable doing that with you, especially in a place where anyone could see us if they drive up hear too" Jake just starts to look frustrated, and is hand grips tight against the steering wheel. "Oh come on, just let loose a little, I dont care if anyone sees us" He says as his tries to lean in and kiss you. "Jake i said i dont want to. No" "Look just let me-" He tries to unbuttoned your shirt and your pushing his hands away, but he wont stop. "Stop ot Jake! I said No!" That's when you slap his right in his face, so hard that he actually falls back in his seat.
"What the hell was that for? I was only trying to get you in the mood!" "When a woman says no, she means no! Unlock the doors Jake I'm going home" "Dont be like that, let's just make out a little and then-" "Unlock the f#cking door Jake!" He sighs and unlocks the door, and you grab your handbag and get out of the car. "I'm not going to be with someone who wont respect me, or make me feel unsafe. It's over Jake, dont ever come near me again" "Your being so dramatic. I'm mean look at where you are, your at least 8 miles away from your house with no car, its pitch black and cold out there. Just get in the car, and maybe I'll forgive you for your little outburst" "I would rather walk 100 miles in the wind and rain than get in your car. I never want to see you again!" You say as you start walking away. "Fine! But you'll be back!" He shouts back to you.
You make your way home in the dark, with the street lamps to light your way. You were hurt, and annoyed at Jake, you couldn't belive he would act like that to you. But he wasnt your problem anymore, and all you wanted to do was get home, have a good cry and maybe a few glasses of wine. It was another 5 miles until you could reach your house, and your hands were starting to feel numb from the cold. Then a few minutes later, you hear a car honk its horn from behind you, and you really hoped it wasnt Jake. It pulled up beside you, and your surprised to see who it is. "Hey Y/N! What are you doing out so late?" "Sensei Silver? Oh I'm uhh...just walking back home" "But you live the other side of the valley? Do you need a ride?"
"Oh that's very kind of you but, I'm fine" He leans over to the open window and looks you up and down. "Y/N, your hands are purple from the cold and your shaking. Plus, you look like you have been crying. I can see that your not having a good night. Come on let me take you home. It's not safe for you to be out this late on your own" Feeling the cold seep into your bones and the blisters forming on the bottom of your feet, you agree to go with him. "Thank you sensei silver" You say as you sit in the passengers seat. "Please Y/N were friends, call me Terry"
You tell him your address and he starts driving through the valley to take you home, he also puts his heaters on the let you warm up. "Its that any better?" "Yes Terry, thank you. I can feel my fingers now" You both chuckle, before he asks you "So? May I ask why your out this late tonight? And by yourself?" "Well the thing is, I broke up with my boyfriend tonight" Terry looks very concerned for you. "He took me to a place called make out point to spend some time together, but I didnt want to. And let's just say he didnt take no for an answer" "Hold on a second? Did he?!-" "No no he didnt no! He wanted to, and he tried. But I stoped him. I kind of slapped him across the face" Terry's angry face gets a little calmer. "Good for you, asshole definitely deserved it. And that's why you dumped him?"
"Yes, if he cant respect me or understand what the word no means, he doesn't deserve me" Terry smiles at you. "I couldn't agree with you more Y/N. A woman like you deserves a man who will protect you, not a little boy who makes you feel unsafe" "Thank you Terry, that's very kind of you to say" "Your welcome Y/N" About 10 minutes later, Terry is parking up outside your house. "Thank you for the lift home Terry, I really appreciate it" "Anytime Y/N. If there is anything you ever need, I will be hear for you when ever you need me" "Thank you Terry, I will be there for you too"
Just as your about to open the door to get out, your phone rings, and you see that its Jake. "Oh for god sake, I told him not to call me again" Terry gives you a mischievous look. "Would you like me to answer him? I could teach him a lesson?" "Do you know what? Yeh, you go right ahead. I don't care what you say to him" So you pass Terry the phone, and he presses the button, putting it on speaker. "Have you had a think about your stroppy outburst baby? Maybe walking back home helped you remember what your missing. You want to come over to my place and have some fun?......baby?" "Yeh...Y/N is no longer available" "Who the hell is this?" You smile as Terry talks to Jake, you can sense that Terry is going to put him in his place.
"Who is this? And why are you on Y/N's phone? Was that bitch cheating on me?-" "Ah ah ah Jakey boy, you need to watch your words now. My name is Terry Silver, perhaps you've heard of me?" You can hear Jake on the other line gulp in fear, you can hear his voice tremble. "Oh sh#t, uhhhh yes, yes I know who you are Mr Silver" "That's good, and did you know that your ex girlfriend is a close friend of mine, and she told me what happend this evening...and I'm reeeaalllyyy not happy" "Look Mr Silver I can expla-" "Shut up. Now you listen to me. If I wasnt out this evening, I wouldnt have been able to take this wonderful woman back home, after you treated her so disrespectfuly. And she would have been made to walk home in the dark and cold all by herself. I am truly amazed how you could be with such a kind hearted, sweet and beautiful woman and treat her like dirt on the bottom of your shoe. Well hears something for you to remember, a woman like her is going to have any real man begging to get the chance to be with her, and I wont allow a little runt like you to make her feel anything less than the goddess she is. So your not going to call, text or see Y/N again, and if you try....you'll have to answer to me. Understood?!"
"Yes, yes mr Silver" "Good, now delete her number and f#ck off" Terry ends the phone call and hands you back your phone. "Wow Terry, that was so amazing. Thank you for defending me, I haven't had anyone fight on my side like that" "You dont deserve someone like that putting you down, and if he tries, he will have me to deal with" "Can I... ask you something?" "Of course" "Did you really mean that stuff you said about me?" He gives you a warm smile. "Every word Y/N" You smile and look away, trying to hide your blush. You pull your keys out and reach for the car door. But before you get out, you turn back to Terry, lean over and give him a sweet kiss on his cheek. "Thank you Terry, For everything. Good night" "Good night Y/N, I'll see you in the dojo on Friday" You walk towards your house, giving him a wave, as he waves back. Then you enter the house as Terry drives off. He has a big smile across his face, and he gently strokes his cheek, right where you kissed him.
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MY SW TAKE ON: The Fandom Fight over the Skytwins Families
(Disclaimer: Before I started, I want to clarify, once again, that this is solely my opinion on this specific subject and I didn't intend to offend anyone. Thank you for your consideration...)
Okay, where do I start...? Well, what I can say about all this is:
DAMN! It's kind of shocking the way some people in SW fandom react so agressively when you say that you wish that Anakin and Padme could have raised Luke and Leia and be happy together. They'll jump in your throats, screaming things like:
"But Anakin didn't deserve to raise his children, you forgot the guy killed the younglings? Do you really think a child murderer who strangled his own pregnant wife would be a good father to Luke and Leia?"
"Padme wouldn't really be such a good mother. What else do you expect from a woman who fell in love with a child murderer, wanted to run away with him even after knowing that and chose to die even though she gave birth to two beautiful children who needed her?"
"You just ignore the Organas and the Larses and don't give value to everything they did for Luke and Leia. They loved their children and were better parents than Anakin and Padme could ever be."
And there are some things that I'd like to say:
1. I don't understand where this idea that Anakin and Padme didn't love their children comes from. There were many moments in ROTS (both movie and novelization) where both demonstrated to be happy and excited to be parents and have their own family. Also, they both had loving parents (Shmi and the Naberries) who were good models during their childhoods. Honestly, if Shmi, a single mother and slave, was capable of raising a good, kind and selfless kid all on her own for almost 10 years in a dangerous and hostil planet (in a much better way than the Jedi Order could ever do), I don't see why Anakin and Padme couldn't raise their own, especially if we consider they would have help from Padme's family and even from some close friends since they wouldn't have to hide their relationship anymore.
2. Honestly, even if their marriage didn't last and they get divorced (because people also love to talk about that and use it as an argument to prove their point), that doesn't mean they couldn't come into terms, still being close friends and try their best to help each other and give Luke and Leia the family they deserve, putting them as their priorities and loving them unconditionally. I'm not saying that things would be easy, nor perfect, nor that Luke and Leia wouldn't be affected somehow, but they still could have found a way to be happy and things could have worked out. I don't mind in reading some SW fanfics that try to tell their stories and paint their characters in a more realistic light (I love some angsty/dramatic fics that explore the emotional/psychological state of the characters, most especially Anakin, on the other hand, fics where Anidala get divorced or their relationship is depicted as abusive are FAR from being in my list of reading preferences), but since Star Wars will always, in its core, be a space fairytale, I enjoy much more when the fics are written with a touch of hope through the narrative and a happy ending (another reason to adore fluffly fics/one-shots so much).
3. I think that some people don't get that when me and others say that we wanted Anakin and Padme to raise their kids, we are talking about a totally different scenario from the one we got in canon. We want the Skywalker family together in a world where Anakin never turned to the dark side and never killed the younglings and other Jedi and Padme didn't have to go through all distress, depression, desparation and betrayal she did, reaching the point of breaking down and dying right after that (it's really disgusting to see that some people really accuse Padme for being a bad mother and blame her for f*cking dying - or judgining her for still love Anakin and believe there was still good in him even after the horrible things he did, but didn't saying a word about her son Luke for doing exactly the same damn thing). I want a world where Anakin leaves the Jedi Order, finally gets properly psychological help to lead with his emotional issues and trauma and has close people who care about him to give him love and support, a world where he and Padme finally had the time to discuss about their relationship, try to know each other better (and falling in love with each other even more in the process), learn to adapt to their roles as parents and getting used to their new lifestyle (I'd definitely love to found some story with this premise).
4- I understand that many fans get rightfully frustrated with people forgetting the roles of the adoptive parents in the twins' lives and in the shaping of their personalities and beliefs, but there's absolutely no reason to demonize both Anakin and Padme to emphasize the fact that the Larses and the Organas loved Luke and Leia more than anything in the galaxy and did it everything they could to keep their dear children safe. There's no necessity to make a competition/rivality between Anidala and the twins' foster families.
So, in short: wishing Anakin and Padme could have raised Luke and Leia, but also being happy the twins were raised by good and loving families shouldn't be a hot take or some kind of unpopular/polemic opinion. Also, stop trashing Anakin and Padme for being bad parents when they didn't even got the chance to raise their children and be a family just because you don't like the couple or the characters themselves.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk 👍
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Hello!! I'm pretty new here, but if you don’t mind, I’d like to share a scenario I've been thinking about for a while! So, I've been thinking about Poly Cynonari with a Reader who’s a ballet dancer (or tap dancer - I keep fluctuating between the two) and comes from Fontaine - I quite like the image of the two scholars with an artist! From what we know of Fontaine so far (we’re ignoring the leaks of course), it is a country that “reveres true beauty and elegance,” and I like to think that the Reader is someone who is quite flamboyant, dramatic, and lively. They’re pretty much a theatre kid-
The Reader themselves left Fontaine because it is oppressive and quite dangerous at the moment, so they went to Sumeru (why they went to Sumeru specifically, I’m not sure - maybe they chose violence and decided “You know what? I’m tired of all the rain and cloudiness in Fontaine. We’re going to go somewhere where the sun is out 24/7 and I know I’m going to have a heat stroke.”) Also, in the Genshin wiki, it states that Fontaine locals are antsy because they believe that some type of ‘judgement’ is ’soon to come’, which would be another reason why the Reader left (which I find incredibly ironic because judgement is Cyno’s whole schtick-). Also, apparently, the air in Fontaine is toxic, so when the Reader goes to Avidya Forest with Tighnari they admit “I don’t think I’ve ever breathed in air this fresh before!” Tighnari thinks they’re joking until he looks at them in the eye.
Reader, suffering in the heat of Sumeru: If ‘bread’ in French is pain, then I own f*cking bakery.
I think it would be interesting for two characters to be in a relationship with someone who grew up in a very different environment - Sumeru is a region that prides itself on knowledge and scholarly achievements while Fontaine is a region that prides itself on the arts - in a way, they’re sort of the opposite of each other. What are your thoughts on it? I won’t lie, like in one of your Chase The Mirage posts, I can see the Reader getting negative comments from gossipers. But in addition, I love the image of the Reader teaching Cyno and Tighnari how to dance!
But yeah, this is just me putting down my jumbled-up thoughts, I hope you don’t mind! (Sorry this is so long, by the way-) Also, I love your writing so far!! Keep up the awesome work! :D
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Omg hello new child, welcome welcome! Ah, the classic artist route for the poly cynonari
Most likely they'd meet in the rainforest since the reader wanted a change of pace, scenery, and fresh air. What I actually like to imagine is just their elegance entrancing their lovers, while Tighnari and Cyno are happily imagining the idea of them wearing Sumeru clothes or a Sumeru theme outfit as their dancing attire.
While they may not be well-versed on tailoring clothes, Cyno has good design visualization and a place he had commissioned his headdress, and Tighnari has a lot of beautiful patterns and accessories on his own drip! He is well fashionable and will definitely want to incorporate the forest/nature into their fit
Admittedly, they are reminded of Kaveh at first glance since they do have the same vibe, which makes it easier for them to get along in the first place. Their love for passion and the quality of life from Sumeru's natural beauty may seem childish but the innocence of it is definitely something I can imagine that would make Cyno and Tighnari smile when reminded of their lover
I think their favorite hangout would definitely be Pardis Dhyai, because the two have free access to its grounds, it is wide for dancing, and the view is absolutely gorgeous. Scholars would even watch from a distance when they happen to pass by, at times seeing all three of them dance on a relaxing night. From what we know from the story, not all scholars are haters of the arts and some even enjoy watching it (even attending the shows, from Nilou's SQ) so if it's in a secluded place like Pardis they're safe
I actually wonder if Cyno and Tighnari would entertain the idea of suggesting Zubayr Theatre if they're really that passionate. Collei would probably mention it, so I can also imagine the two boyfriends throwing flowers and petals every time their lover ends their performance, that seems like a thing they'd do <33 They do have to watch out for when their lover starts missing water, waterfalls and rivers in Sumeru aren't really the safest when it's infested with so many crocodiles and fungi,,
I don't mind the length so please don't say sorry, and thank you for the compliment!
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I know this probably isn't the point of the blog but I need help and don't know where else to turn.
My sister has autism. And pretty severe autism at that. She basically can't talk, amd doesn't understand most of what you say to her. She's 10. She also has behavioral problems
First some context: She has a habit of breaking or ruining my stuff, especially things like face creams, serums amd things like that. I'll go to use them and she that she's poured them into the sink or slather the rug with them.
Or just this week she broke 2 crochet hooks. And I can't keep replacing all my stuff, and I can't constantly lock all my stuff up, I forget. (i have adhd, staying organized has never been my strong suit). And I know that's it's my fault too, for putting thungs where she has access to them.
And over time I can feel a resentment building up. I know it's not her fault, but I can't help how I fell and it's making me feel horrible about myslef aswell.
I've never had good mental health but this is just really f*cking me up lately.
What can I do?
Your feelings are 100% vaild! its natural to be mad at ANY little sister OFTEN but of coarse this is even more challenging and no you gatta try to not yell or punish her when she messes up, that never helps but going into another room and screaming into a pillow may help.
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and btw if you have "adhd" and your sister is autistic I'd give you by the biological numbers an 80% chance of being autistic yourself just so u know.
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if you can afford it amazon and wayfair.com have some super cheap doesn't look horrible easy to put together "tube" shelves - If you don't think your sister will try to climb them of push them over....you might be able to anchor them to the wall? yup out of reach is I'm afraid the best idea...actually "floating shelves are usually even cheaper and easy to install and less likely for your sister to get into things.
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and hopefully your sister has been on a refined-sugar and gulten free diet? and is she going to occupational therapy? occupational therapy should be coverd by insurance if she has a formal autism dignosis - it's rare but SOME autistic people even severely autistic 10 years old or up can learn to speak in movie quotes or use a board to point to what she wants/ needs on a board....
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have you also gotten her a swing she can safely use by herself and a big cardboard box she can fit in?
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I once asked a store that sells refrigeratorsfor such a big box for my birthday and it helps my autism symptoms A LOT! they even gave it to me for free!
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also, I always try to go "drug free" there IS THC-free cannabis oil you can put on the bottoms of her feet, these are great for seizures an/or autism/ autism meltdowns/ getting them to sleep, you may even get it covered by insurance she may have?
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I hope this helps ask me anything anytime or if you have and specific recommendation like WHICH weighted blankets or WHICH sensory swings I recommend let me know!
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one LAST THING are you doing brushies and squeezies with her daily? they say you have to do it EVERY FOUR HOURS for it to work but I personally do it once or twice a day and I'm good. and they sometimes say "only do it when a trained professional can show u how to do it -which is NONSENSE!
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I learned it myself , do it to myself bought my own sensory brushes you might wanna try it on yourself too to see if you feel better more calm and focused just do push ups on the wall and 5 jumping jacks to get the compression if you do it to yourslef! <3
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Wilbarger Brushing Protocol (OT Brushing & Joint Compressions)
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Overall Ted Lasso S3 vision
I had a thought that I've been trying to articulate. I hope this makes sense. The theme of the season is "You can't always get what you want, you get what you need" and the powers that be decided what we wanted were all the dramatic moments, and what we needed were all the in-betweens. We did not get Roy & Keeley's break-up, the reunion, the third truth bomb, Jamie's goal, Keeley's thoughts, Roy's demons, Nate's consequences, winning the whole "f&cking" thing. We didn't get Roy & Keeley (or Ted and Rebecca for those who wanted it). There was probably a multitude of other things too.
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We apparently got what we needed. But I didn't. There's a reason the dramatic moments are there, not just because they are dramatic (and by virtue more entertaining) but because as a viewer we earned them. We've tuned in time after time. We've seen the blood, sweat and tears of growth, of character development. And this show told me, with its narrative decision, that I, as a viewer didn't deserve them. Some viewers don't care - they got enough to satisfy them, and that's fine as we all watch a show differently. But yes, I feel cheated. I didn't like the style/vision of S3 from the beginning, regardless of the results. I wanted to see the journey and I was blocked.
For me, it seems like they put their artistic vision above the viewers. And if that's how S1 and S2 were styled, fine. That's acceptable. Or, if they somehow explained things were going to be different in the way they told their story in S3 - fine. But they didn't, so I feel the storytelling is also disingenuous. Does that make sense?
I adored S1 & S2, but even if I knew there was a S4 for sure? I have very little here that I need to rewatch. I wish it was different but then when your biggest interest in the show is an intelligently written couple that is non-existent for a whole season, why rewatch?
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kuraikyu · 1 year
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@elegiiesㅤ──ㅤ𝔁
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ㅤ𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐓'𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆 demure lingered, and re-kindled velvety with a faux sense of glamour; like the Moon welcomes the Sun in that sacred fraction of second before each shall return to reign their kingdoms. This childish, arrogant display, in contrast to succours in wanhope and distress silverette so pompously enforced, was naught but a shell emblazoned with spikes in place of gemstones where his more vulnerable side took shelter from external influence and emotional maelstrom. Physically Satoru could not be threatened nor easily challenged, but there were other ways around. When the serpent knows he can't win by sending head and fangs, other cards need to be used just like sending a tail under the table. This whole time during Gojo's presence he felt watched, not by people around but under the heft of scorching gaze coming from all his six eyes he so profoundly perceived with his every fiber; if not sixth sense. It was disturbing yet thrilling all at once. The curse user's amusement did not seem to falter, still so where shoulders slouch loose tension, there words conjure a snag of invisible thread such as chuckle-snort when ashy eyebrows knit together.
'' My, aren't you quite feral today? ~ And I barely did a thing! Well, someone has to be honest with you if others refuse to do so. But I am not here to play awakening to your sense and sound, lest your ask prove too great and wearisome, '' a disparaging click of tongue in the context of response leaked with impartiality if only not old remnants of tenor hinting his sense of nurture, '' and you know, coming from you ... speeches about anyone else being overly-dramatic sounds even funnier. I have a feeling no matter what I would tell you today it may ring threat in your ears. Know that if I am ever to come with one, I'll make sure it won't be hollow. But of course, at the same time, I know you are overly prone to complicate things over nothing, Satoru. ''
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He smoothened the mysteriously prolonged hum, " Are two sides of the same coin still a part of one whole? '' An answer served right back in a question. And this diabolic sting dives deep, for Satoru sure knows where Geto was going with that one.
'We are alike' - caused a barely noticeable but erratic twitch of lip-corner. That part spun in his ears like a mantra that made his nose lightly scrunch. Life just won't stop being one big, f*cking joke. Yet another nostalgia balancing on a bittersweet threshold. One would have to be stupid to not see the aggregate conjunction of their very existence. Like Yin & Yang ... day and night ... in tempers and colors ... hell, even their names and last names shared the same initials. How utterly frustrating their overall connection was. But unlike Satoru, no longer had he ingrained sense of structural integrity, and maybe even there was a symbolic meaning to it. If there ever was a virtue he valued, it was diligence and humility, and certainly, someone missed the latter.
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤWhy.
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤW̩̍h̩̍y did he not come searching for him.
The Honored One should have chosen him, not them, those, damn monkeys, over his best friend and brother, and what's even worse? His own kind.
This is something he shall never forgive him. During their school days, Geto himself would die for him and Shoko, but apparently, one fated day when his resentment festered in malevolent tenebris - he was forced into a brutal awakening and a reminder that he was alone ...
Enough. He'll rather wait for his weak moment to happen just so he could personally rip the heart out of Satoru Gojo's body pierce it with ritual dagger, hang and frame it all-picture-perfect as a museum exhibition made for odes to glorify its fractured figments of splendour; rather than watch how he continues to protect the unworthy vermin that needs to be eradicated in spite of those old, noble ideals he so profoundly used to believe in until his moral compass turned topsy turvy. But these were dangerous thoughts he refused to dwell on in public. The last time such brooding invaded the obscure gardens of Suguru's mind-scape it had but only violent endings; full of roaring rage, choking on his own venom, punching reflection in the mirror with bloodshot eyes so hard that the shards in his flesh reminded more of a blooming Spider Lily in the backdrop of impendent gloom by dusk than an actual appendage.
He purposely left the mention of close-knit naivety without a fruity comment as the urge to lash tongue forth saying 'you mean the way I felt those past three years' ticked strong. Infinity spares no one, but neither does void. At last, the traitor's gaze which seemingly tried to avoid eye contact with his former friend this whole time shifted focus right at him. The way black pearls countered crystalline cusps spoke louder than thumping cadence of their energies. ㅤ ㅤ
'' It still can be a pleasant exchange over tea; unless you feel bratty enough to ruin it. ''
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What if they're playing us in tomorrow and he's not her husband or is instead her second husband??? I don't trust drama writers anymore. Also this should've been the story like this relationship and romance and angst should've been the main thing or at least gotten more than 2 minutes every episode lmfao. I'm rewatching some dramas and reflecting on some tropes they seem to love and omg for a medium that has lived and survived thanks to romance they sure do love to shit on it constantly, the BS they pulled with 2521 that post that was like a north Korean and south Korean and a goblin and a human etc found a way to be together but a reporter and a fencer couldn't adkfjjfj yikes. Like I'm so so tired of the EP 12 to 15 break up for no other reason than we need people to keep watching until ep 16, it always always undermines the entire relationship we're supposed to believe is true love~~~ I want ROMANCE back, yearning and fighting for each other against all odds and desperate hugs and kisses and longing and just all consuming love and passion I'm tired where are my princess man like dramas where she put a sword to her throat and stayed like that for a day promising to kill herself the moment her father killed her lover, my dramas like queen in hyuns man where they fought time and space and 3 different timelines and she felt his pain with 300 f*cking years between them. It's like they forgot how to write a good love story and all its different complex moving parts. With the world getting shittier and shittier we need these kind of stories now more than ever and yet they seem to be disappearing all together and I thought I only had to worry about western media looking down on romance but it seems like the tide has shifted in Korea too unfortunately.
oof go off anon... honestly it really does feel like it's been a while since we've seen a truly angsty and all sweeping romance. i would count doom at your service as a really good one though, i mean they were both ready to die for the other and found each other over and over again, even when fate didn't want them to. we need more like this.
i don't believe they're duping us tho like i'm pretty sure they've gone too far to turn back now so he has to be her husband?? and yes i would much rather have their story be the main focus of the drama instead of something that's on the back burner all the time, it's like they accidentally create this perfect love story with past lives and red threads and suicide and finding each other again despite all odds then they decide to just have that as a supporting story line. this is a whole drama material, i would watch 16 episodes of this story. everyone watching this is more invested in their romance than the actual drama and it's odd that despite being a main character goo ryeon's story is so sidelined.
i don’t even wanna talk about 2521 cause that was a whole disaster i absolutely hated it like it was actually deeply upsetting and deminished the whole show. you could say ‘well but this show was about friendship and coming of age and etc’ no this was a romance drama about two people falling in love, that was THE MAIN THEME, that was the main story and at the end they went ‘actually nevermind’ and just??? they never heard from each other again?? make it make sense. fucking sick of plot twist and diverting viewer’s expectations and essentially betraying your viewers because this is not what they signed up for. fuck that writer honestly
the dramas you mentioned are both sageuks or fusions that usually tend to be more dramatic and deep but i can't really speak on this genre now as i don't really watch them so idk the situation about those romances.
i don't know if it's the globalization of kdramas but there really seems to be less of these earth shattering romances nowadays. i'm scared to bring up mr queen but if you don't look at the ending, the whole appeal of that show was that these two met through time and space, being from different times, being different sexes and their love story was so beautiful and so fullfilling, it had me glued to the screen for months...when writers realize that romances bring in more viewers i will finally know peace.
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Top 10 Show Titles at #Edfringe 2022
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We at Fringebiscuit love to work ourselves to the bone, unearthing the best and most captivating shows the Edinburgh Fringe has to offer so that you don’t have to. Well, 99% of the time. The other 1% is spent mindlessly scrolling through the Fringe programme highlighting show titles that sound cool. Because why not? Below are the top ten best Edfringe shows that sound like oodles of fun.
Note: We know nothing about these shows. Nothing. We haven’t even read the blurbs. We are wholeheartedly recommending them with zero idea of their content. To the people who say, “Don’t judge a book by its cover”, this article is not for you. Go read a book. On to the shows!
1. GUIDE TO SURVIVING A MASCULINIST TERRITORY
Many of us navigate masculinist territory every day so some tips on how to do this successfully would be a godsend. For example, if a man catcalls you, is the appropriate response to turn around and bark (as we have been doing)? Genuinely, we need to know.
2. GERTRUDE AND OPHELIA IN HELL
Nothing says #Girlboss like Trudy and Lia giving Satan a taste of his own medicine. We’re expecting an hour-long bitch-fest where the Prince of Darkness gets read. To. Filth. We want pyrotechnics, Satanic dances and a burn book so spicy you’ll need to down a bottle of Gaviscon afterwards— and we assume this show delivers.
3. THE BEST IDEAS HAPPEN IN THE TOILET
We hope this play takes place in a public toilet. Forget hygiene standards, the new Theatre of Cruelty sees us watching Richard III hatch a murder while crouched over a cracked bog. Bonus points for being able to go for a wee without missing any of the show.
4. MY LOVER WAS A SALMON IN THE CLIMATE APOCALYPSE
We are firm believers that love always finds a way. So your lover is a salmon— who are we to judge? In fact, we applaud you and wish you all the best steamy, salmon-loving you can hope for. Presumably, such loving would turn said salmon into a delicious entrée, so this show is probably a (conflicted) tragedy.
5. NASTY: “BIG” GIRLS BEING GROSS, MEAN AND SEXY
Seeing as this show seems to have found our (yes, communal) diary, we expect financial compensation. Or at least free tickets for life. Honestly, there’s nothing we don’t like about this show’s title, and we’ve already gone and got it tattooed across our (yes, communal) arses.
6. LET’S TRY GAY
Yes! We want an all-you-can-eat buffet of gay. Give us endless rounds of gay tapas with bottomless gay sauce for dipping. This title is so simple and yet it promises so much. Like a queer smorgasbord of all things LGBTQA+, please and thank you.
7. ODE TO JOY (HOW GORDON GOT TO GO TO THE NASTY PIG PARTY)
This title alone is a dramatic journey. We’re driving along, humming Beethoven and —whoah— the parentheses open and we have taken a SHARP turn into uncharted territory. We’d like to imagine Gordon goes to a literal pig party with sows doing jäegerbombs and twerking to trap remixes of Animal Farm, the audiobook. We live in hope.
8. GODOT IS A WOMAN
Like Shrek, this title is an onion. There’s Samuel Beckett, there’s gender, but crucially, there’s Ariana Grande. Silent Faces’ nine-hour (we’re assuming) reenactment of Ariana Grande’s hit “God is a Woman” will generate more PhDs than Beckett had prejudices.
9. THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST AS PERFORMED BY THREE F*CKING QUEENS AND A DUCK
We greatly appreciate that Out Cast Theatre returns to Wilde’s original text, his first (and too oft overlooked) folio, if you will. We’ve heard rumours that Ian McKellen, in fact, plays the duck, so don’t walk, RUN to get tickets for this show.
10. PLAN V: THE JOYFUL CULT OF PUSSY WORSHIP
No further details needed. Let’s go join a cult.
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I'm dyingggg 🥲
Edit: I posted this because I thought the jokes were funny, not really to announce that Misha's bisexual but that seems to be what this post is being used as. So since everyone's here I guess I'm gonna have to be the one to post this and inform you all about misha's recent thread of tweets:
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I'm personally really sorry you guys. If you found out about "misha being bisexual" (or as many tags have been saying, thought he already was) and it made you happy for obvious reasons I'm holding your hands and offering a warm drink and a blanket (and a virtual hug if you want one). I'm really really sorry.
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strwberrymilky · 2 years
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Gintama is the WORST anime omfg. What f*cking anime makes u laugh and cry even more than the first time u watched it.
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