#ITS STEALING MY TIME WITH MY BOYFRIEND 😡😡😡

[cherriiramen]

fuck chemistry fuck chemistry fuck chemistry and FUCK U WALTER WHITE

[luffyvace]

Nami x male reader

FROM MY LIST

SO YUP FINALLY DOING IT

there needs to be more fluffy content for her x male reader. RIGHT NOW. :) enjoy ♥︎

OKK SO

why i gotta start like that every time🧍‍♀️

NAMI WORKS U TO THE BONE

less then other men tho

she cares about u obviously

but ur still her man!!

so you steal still gotta do stuff for her<3

even more so really

bc like

YOUR HER MAN

of course you have to carry her bags, watch her fashion shows, bring her drinks, take her out expensive places, help her pick the outfit of the day, wrestle the boys not to bother her, carry her, protect her from too strong of foes and be forced to wear girly stuff for her own amusement?? wym?? your her boyfriend!

yup and i mean it, you gotta do all that

if you can’t carry all her bags and buy all her stuff how else will it get done??

and you better have money too

i assume you do since she wouldn’t GET with a broke man…

i mean unless you really charmed her

its too high of a priority for her to over look unless you have a golden personality or something

dw about it tho either way she loves you and money<3

and yes you do have to sit there and watch all her fashion shows til the end

and you BETTER give good replies too

i’m talking you gotta be the boyfriend who turns into her best friend for a hot sec to hype her up 🤪

”you go girl”

”omg your that girl frfr”

”that outfit ate DOWN.”

LOLOL it’s fun for both of you

unless your like strictly masculine or smth

then u might be more annoyed

but the combo of you loving your girlfriend and her being really good at persuading people leads to you doing it anyway

honestly for bringing her drinks and food

sanji usually makes it

he tells you to give credits but you don’t

especially if you can cook yourself

sanji insists he should do it since he’s the official cook

but sometimes you do it anyway

so it can come straight from the heart yk?

you and sanji may or may not beef

if you have no problem with him then it’s prob one sided on his side

definitely mad you bagged nami before he did

or any woman for that matter

but anyway

you mostly bring her refreshments and food when she’s working on her maps :)

btw it takes like 80 minutes to pick out the outfit of the day

she gets you up early so you can help her

that way by the time everyone else is up it seems like she whips up really good outfits just like that

when in actuality

“ok this one or this one?”

”uhh that one..?”

“NO WRONG ANSWER”

💥

nah i’m playing she doesn’t hit you

(yes she does but it’s lovingly)

[no it’s not but she doesn’t do it as often to you as she does the other guys]

anyway again..

yeah there’s such thing as a wrong answer

”why’d you ask me if you already had one in mind??”

“you were supposed to agree with me!”

”how was i supposed to know which one to pick??”

😡

as far as tackling the rest of the boys

”honey~ handle my light weight”

the way i wrote it made it seem lighthearted but the glint in her yes tells you—you better do it

annddd you do!

you fling luffy outside, he lands onto usopp who starts playing with him

you drag (snoring) zoro out onto the deck to sleep

you remind franky about the project he was working on

you tell brook to go play some music for luffy and usopp

you ask chopper some doctor sounding question which gives him a new idea to try out and he rushes off

robin is being quiet already<3

and sanji’s just cooking dinner:)

so now, problem solved, nami can have some peace and quiet

yippie!! mission accomplished!

now there’s not gonna be a expensive place on every island but if there is you can bet your beli she’s making you take her there

and she’s blowing off all your money

at the least it’s just you two tho

you somehow shake the rest of the crew to get some alone time

the date turns out to be really romantic and sweet so you enjoy it even if your pockets hurt

y’all def steal stuff from the restaurant

you don’t have her swiping habit but the silverware was real gold and oh boy did the opportunity of money sound sweet like honey 😋

carrying her is self explanatory

she just wants to be treated with grace and care

likes he’s delicate and beautiful the way she is

which she is

so you do:)

you carry her all types of ways but never roughly or 💥💥

mostly bridal style

cuz duh it’s romantic

you’ve even kissed her like that quite a few times

random but she likes to watch the sunset with you

btw you definitely kicked some fish butt if you joined early enough

even if you only had a crush on her back then

you fo’ sure weren’t gon let that slide 🤨🤨

what arlong thought this was⁉️🗣

not on your watch‼️

i hope your strong cuz even if your not you gonna become her shield or smth cuzzz..

YOUR HER BOYFRIEND

YOU GOTS TO PROTECT HER NOW

WHICH MEANS YOU TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM FOOL!!

if your strong and have muscles she prob secretly or not so secretly admires them

and yes my mans, as the last topic you will wear makeup and girly hairstyles

especially if you have long hair—then she def wants to play in it

there’s no saying no either

i don’t know what to tell you if you don’t like it my brother

have fun 🤷‍♀️

LOL i love these they were so fun n silly 🤪

enjoy male readers!! come eat good!!

[insomnia-arts]

Back on our Zexal Bullshit today, @bymyblackhand and I are watching episode 22

*sympathetic noises aimed at the Tenjo Brothers *

Sees Heartland "I hate you"

"I hate you so much, I hate you, you capitalist bastard"

"Hey Shark,...wait why are you at school?"

"Someone's gonna steal that aren't they"

"Awww"

"Aww Sharks smiling!!"

Orbital transforms "I love him"

"Of course the once sunny beautiful day is now grey and rainy"

"He loves him"

"You are a good boyfriend, Shark"

"Magical girl transformation "

About Kites photon tattoo "That has to hurt"

"A heartbeat noise when your eye is going like that is NOT a good sign"

"You dramatic little bitch"

"That's not how that works "

*looks up acid golem"

"It doesn't say anything about taking 2000 damage when it's destroyed"

.

Episode 23

"This is all Caswell's fault"

"He's making up for it being his fault"

"I do really like Mr. K"

"Poor guy"

"Barian name drop!!"

"Shouldn't you do photon transformation first?"

"Barians barians barians barians"

"A duel inside the key?"

"2 magical girl transformations"

"Yay we get to see Astrals duel disk"

"That's a weird looking hammer"

"Stop playing psychoanalyst Astral"

"Hes not like Yuuma, he hates his parents"

"Ah it's just 'photon heavy storm"

"KITTY"

"They should have brought the teacher"

*Mr. Ks virus opens the door* black hand smirks

"KATOBINGU"

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Episode 24

"Rideeerrrrr Kiiiiick"

"Bronk smash"

"That face on Caswell there"

"How'd you gut your shoes back?"

"I bet he won't summon Galaxy Eyes just to mess with Astral"

"Orbital, you're so stupid"

"Where'd the portal go?"

"HENSHIN"

"Kite is like 'what the hell is going on?'"

*Kite asks what's going on* "EXACTLY WHAT I SAID!!"

"Shining draw!! It's time for cheating powers!"

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Episode 25

"Why didn't the other people move?"

"That's sad, Cathy"

"Oh its a recap episode......."

"And now you're late for school"

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Episode 26

"You should get out of the road, Yuuma"

*sees the arclights are in the theme song now*

*leaps out of chair* "TREY!! MY SON TREY!!"

"You fucking dumbass..."

"Hiiiii Shaaaarrrk!"

"He wasn't even condescending awwww "

"QUATTRO"

"Where's your cute brother?"

Me: as if Quattro knows, he don't give a fuq

"That's why he sucks!"

Me: HEY! He's my favorite Arclight!

"VETRIX"

"Doesnt he still have the mind of an adult??"

"Can't believe Nistro is only a year older than Kite...Kites trans confirmed "

*Yuuma roasts Heartland* " GOOD."

Me realizing I've spoiled too much by rambling over the years when BlackHand says "I can't wait until Heartland turns into a fly"

"Poor Caswell doesn't even have a casual outfit"

"That ball is a waste of good cards"

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Episode 27

"CASWELL AND CATHY!"

"They made him Brittish for a reason, didn't they"

"Finally a good 'Go Go Go' pun"

*Gagaga Magician shows up in a soccer uniform*

"THEY TOOK AWAY HIS DRIP! 😡"

"You give the most bulkshit reasons for helping, Astral."

"Cathy looks weird without her glasses"

*insert rant about Striker having a soccer deck while saying he hates soccer*

"And he did it all without a number"

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Episode 28

"Wait a minute...I've SEEN this!! When have I seen this? I've seen these 2 episodes before!! I remember the construction site and the guy has a construction deck!! This is deja vu"

Me: did you see it over my shoulder when I first watched it?

"I don't know but, I've seen this"

"Road roller da wryyy"

"Do you think the voice actors are good at playing the game since they know how it works?"

Me without even blinking because I suck and I know how it's played: No.

"I love how astrals just looking around at how the buildings made "

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Episode 29

"Anna!"

"Why are you trying to kill him?"

"Rocks in his duel fuel?!"

*flinches when Anna punches the wall*

*Anna summons a monster*

"A TRAIN"

*a plane silhouette appears* "oh..." *followed by a closeup of a train* "Oh?" *sees it is a plane carrying a train* "Oh-wha? What?"

"A lovely attack name"

"He could break up with her"

"What fresh 'XYZ Dragon Canon' hell is this?"

"She was in love with someone else wasn't she?"

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Episode 30

"He's like a mix between Chumley and Gong!"

"Giant park dedicated to 🍅Yuya🍅!!"

"Please tell me these are real cards"

"Does he just not like tomatoes?"

*sees a tomato breathe fire*

"OH MY GOD HE IS RELATED TO CHUMLEY"

"I forgot that in the dub they made hot sauce! Which is made of tomatoes!"

"I like how he's been winning without Utopia"

[khaleesiofalicante]

“Ban me?”

Oh. My. Gosh. I. Cried.

Honestly I laughed out loud that is such a perfect Easter egg like I swear people will read this fic years into the future and they’ll read it all in one go 😠 - never knowing our pain - and they’ll be like what?? What does that mean?? But us… oh we shall know… we shall know forever I declare ahahahaa

🖕apple

Yeah Dani I think this is why they banned Alec’s tag - tho tbf if Alec’s going down then magnus better go down with him if u get what I’m saying?

Haha Alec of course your son was having sex what were you doing at 18/19 with a hot sexy boyfriend hmm?

“You can do me later”

Magnus at his finest I thank you

Nah nah nah this boy can cook??? And like??? Well???? Damn max you pulled my guy you got a gudden (no idea if this is British slang or what my speech/typing is so strange don’t @ me)

yes ALEXANDER WHY ARENT YOU MORE LIKE DAVID

I swear we all need a David

wHeRe Is My DaVid DaNi WhErE

No I SWEAR my parents are like malec

(He’s not my boyfriend) but my friend came round today and te whole time he’s here and after he’s gone they rave about how much they like him and the last time he was here he sat in the kitchen and talked to my dad abt war and planes for 20 minutes like they like him more than me 😭

Tho tbf if I was malec I’d like David more than max he’s way less problematic

I have that a lot acc, cos I’m the least problematic person so my friends parents always love me cos im a good influence 😂 not that it ever ends well for me tho

Alec and David 😂 constantly looking out for max😂

Max is the ultimate drama queen tho, I can just imagine him asking for a pet dinosaur and then when they tell him no he storms off to his room in a huff and doesn’t speak to anyone for hours

FUCK THE CLAVE 😂😂😂

The banter 😭😭😭 Rafael max and David it’s so cute I die

These boys are crazy I’m laughing out loud rn oh rhis is just the tension relief I need after a very people oriented day -

Just realised the italics for WhatsApp dotn work in tumblr 😭

😂😂😂 this banter is killing me ohhh the fluffiness is so beautiful please don’t let there be angst please don’t let there be angst

ANJALI MY BADASS REBEL YAAASS MY GIRL ILYSM GO DO DEMON DESTROYING SHIT GO BEAT ALL THEM BOYS

Rafael borrowing Magnus shitts and then anjali stealing them from Rafe is domestic cuteness my love

Hmm

So Alec is stepping down as consul

What will that mean for their family?

But good on u bro U deserve it you did ur time

“NORMALISE DYING FOR MAGNUS BANE”

PREACH GIRL YOU GOT IT OKAY

Aww the catty cuteness I love it I love them #mavidforlife

Interesting side note Regarding apple’s ban, my WhatsApp bio used to be #donthateonalec and I feel like they didn’t listen to me and that makes me very angry 😡

So dani, is it problematic for Rafael and Anjali to be together if they are the consul and inquisitor? Could that be considered a conflict of interest?

Oh

Magnus and max haven’t figured it out yet

But yeah these things take time right? They’ll work it out eventually

Okay now I’m actually pissed - nothing to do with Lbaf - honestly my brother is such a pain he always knocks, either doesn’t wait for a response or walks in regardless and it’s so irritating because I am not a oeople person and I want alone time and HE JUST WALKS IN ITS SO ANNOYING CAN HE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE PLEASE

I honestly can’t wait till I live alone - or when my dad finally puts a bolt on my door

Is this the angst coming in?

Hmm is Alec the type to know what victim blaming is?

“It’s a warning”

Yes. Warn them max. Let them know what they’re facing if they turn on you. Oh yes.

Awww the beach

They wanna go to the beach

OH WAIT

you made a post earlier and it just said THE BEACH

Is this what that was about?

YAAS RAFAEL MY BOY I HOPE YOU CAN HEAR THE SCREAMING AND CHEERING WE WILL TEAR DOWN THE ROOF FOR THIS BOY AND WE WILL MOVE HEAVEN AND EARTH FOR HIM YOU TOOK HIM FROM US ONCE AND NOW HES BACK AND WE WONT LET HIM GO HE IS THE CONSUL I WILL NOT ACCEPT IT ANY OTHER WAY WE WILL GO WITH HIm. To the very end

Sorry my phone is going all wobbly

I’m liking this free WiFi

Ah of course, Sizzy, making out in the corner

♥️💥

Well dani this chapter was beautiful

Considerably less angsty than the last and for that I thank you I didn’t need angst right now

It was beautiful. You are a beautiful writer. You deserve the world. So take your own advice and remember to take a break.

Thank you

AH THANK YOU.

I had to sneak in the reference about the banning lmao. I had to.

And yes we all do be looking for a David. WHERE ARE THEY???

Rafael and Anjali both in positions of power might not create a conflict of interest (but I assume it can be too much for them sometimes) but there is definitely a monopoly of power at play (which is something we will discuss in chapter 5)

If y'all hate your brothers, ship them to me. I always wanted a brother :((((

And thank you sooooo much. I'm currently on vacation and broke up with a toxic man and am living my best life. So, it's all good <3