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#Animorphs#personally I think it’d go#ax Marco-cassie (tie that he’d hate) Tobias Rachel Jake#ax would be quintessential. tumblr distilled. especially since he keeps up with his shows#cassie would be an animal/science blogger in a really popular way and Marco would#Marco would make really cutting/observant remarks that would make you bust a gut#Tobias would be a less often kind of ax guy. naturey posts half the time. btw both he and ax are straight up about#being hawks and aliens and no one would truly believe them/believe them more than a kin thing#Rachel would be a fashion/opinion blogger and WOULD be really good at it. except she doesn’t really want to get tumblr and forgets she has#an account except when instagram is being annoying.#Jake doesn’t really care for social media and enjoys watching YouTube mostly#he’d get an account to follow his friends/cousin here because he’s supportive#David would be a cybersmith#but unpopular#visser three would reblog mostly cat things and posts about bloodthirstiness#and would occasionally post the kind of shit that if you#ran across it#it would be instant block time
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"jason's on booktok" jason thinks tiktok is still musical.ly
#any social media account jason has was made by someone else for him against his will. and he is not using it#he may be in an irl book club but the 87 yr old retirees in it probably use tiktok more than he does
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i'm so easily pleased by cute things. these designs and descriptions are so cute. like wow explodable... wow imagining encounters with cute creature girls... found in various locations doing cute things...
#kill ame#being a braindead ame fan#found in places busy with people huh. 🤕☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ how cute#always has a snack on. popcorn in design. the snacks have a strange effect. 🤕😊😊😊🤕😊 wow#can run really fast has social media accounts for some reason. hahaha. oh my god i need to catch this thing#i need to trap him in a net. poor thing it was born with an iq of 1. so cute(convulsing)#stupid and ugly and dumb.#china being worshipped funny#rusia giving people lollipops and also following the ones he likes funny#i want to draw them more creature esque but idk if i have time
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andrew’s definitely gotten in trouble with his pr manager for tweeting things along the lines of:
“no mania inducing medication will compare to the euphoria i will feel the day donald trump drops dead”
#pr manager is like: andrew… this is the last time i’m gonna tell you#andrew: whats the point of democracy if i can’t exercise freedom of speech#pr manager: andrew it’s no longer about your image#at this point we are concerned the fbi is going to show up#andrew: neil has connections. i’m fine#they thought marketing andrew on social media would be good#they were sooooo wrong#because now andrew has a place to share every insane thing he’s ever thought#for instance—a tweet that just says ‘an alien googling: human clothes’#he’s on there advocating for lgbtq+ youth you KNOW HE IS#he’s cursing and mildly threatening members of congress for imposing these disgusting bills#one day he tweeted ‘does mitch mcconnell know he’s dead yet’#when mitch mcconnell stepped down from senate andrew tweeted ‘hopefully next he steps down from life’#unsurprisingly: this endears him to some people and makes others fucking hate him#and he’s such a shit. he does not care either way#he’s kind of just like: pr manager. you gave me a twitter and told me to tweet. i’m just doing what you asked me#they’ve threatened to change his password so many times#they actually did once but andrew reported the account so many times for defamation and fraud that it got suspended#and he made a new account out of pure spite#his pr manager is like: andrew nobody is going to want to sign you because of your public image#and andrew is like: ?? ok. they can lose every game then#(he knows he’s the best goalie)#ok i think that’s enough for now. however i will probably be back#andrew minyard#aftg#tfc#trk#tkm#the foxhole court#all for the game
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Jayce “Facebook-Mom” Talis-Medarda
#whatever. go my meljayviklings#created by my pookie @_chipsip on insta and bsky#she’s the realest ever legit inflicted ten counts of domestic MelJayVik into my head like two months ago and they won’t leave#here are their names#April is the one in the left. she’s the jayce/viktor kid & 4 yrs older than her sister#she’s super fun I promise she just can’t mask to save her life#to the right is Andromeda#Andy for short#she is the MelJay baby and my favorite lowkey… don’t tell April#I can’t even begin the rundown on this au. they’re so silly. their parents are so silly.#everytime I think of them it’s like ten shots of dopamine to my brain#Ximena is a supportive Facebook grandma#yup yup#viktor doesn’t have social media#Mel has an account for her art curating business that’s SUPPOSED to be professional#but she’s under Jayce’s post like ‘my loves!!’#Jayce posts this and minutes after Ximena sends it to the girls Andy’s calling like dad. u have five seconds to remove the post#he doesn’t mean to embarrass them honest he’s just so proud of them#sigh. SIGHHHH#arcane#meljayvik#MelJayVik fan kids#fankids#arcane fankids#my art
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please thank my dear friend to whom I ramble endlessly about jrwi for drawing me a gilly in times of trial
(she has listened to like 2 episodes for my sake just because of how much i talk about them. a true friend)
#jrwi#jrwi riptide#gillion tidestrider#gillion#just roll with it#she does not have a social media account:(#jrwi fanart#she drew a little alien first and I jokingly said haha what if he has like green hair and a coral crown and also fins#and then some time later she sends this to me
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I don't want a modern Disco Elysium AU because it would remove the detailed and unique world the characters exist in as well as the historical context that shaped them.... I want a modern Disco Elysium AU because the Sunday Friend would drive a Tesla, Jean would self-identity as a sigma male and Measurehead would have a terrible (but popular) podcast that he uses to spearhead the No Nut November movement. Cuno and Cunoesse deserve to exist in a world where they can call people slurs on Xbox Live.
#disco elysium#I have so many thoughts about this horrible AU#Kim's only social media is a facebook account he hasn't used in years. he has two friends on it and is part of an old var group#harry has had to remake his twitter four times because he keeps getting banned#Klaasje's instagram has the moodiest captions#acele is a soundcloud musician#do you see my vision???
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bumped into Hawks, asked for a photo–– then he flicked me off 👁👁
#lol 50/50 i bet he's nice to ppl who asks for pics and autographs but then sometimes he does something outta pocket lmao#then he just like... flies away LOL#this dude has no official social media but plenty of ppl have suspicions on which account is his hahaha-- and they're right#hawks#mha hawks#hawks x reader#keigo takami#keigo takami x reader#my hero academia#mha#mha art#bnha#bnha art#mha hawks art#mha hawks fic#pjseveryday#illustration#art#anime art#fanart#digital illustration#bnha hawks#takami keigo
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Yuurivoice Twt <3
#I've seen too many of these that hardly look like actual twt screenshots so you know i had to do it to em#Alphonse would have a catastrophe every other week that goes popular on twt#his ass is a mess#Faust's account is purely a burner he uses to scroll on twt but his fans found it and now everyone follows it#its like the most openly kept secret in his fanbase#everyone has to find the burner on their own its a rite of passage#i figure pr has an actual twt account for his streams and shit but faust only uses it to be obscure as fuck and announce stream times#ur only getting real shit abt streams from his burner sorry#seth is the kind of guy to have a twt only to post unironically funny vents that always get reposted#his misery is comedy#seth and boo post thirst traps of him tho dw the people get fed#yuurivoice faust#yuurivoice#yuurivoice ocs#yuurivoice charlie#charlie yuurivoice#yuurivoice twitter#fake twitter#twitter au#fake texts#socmed au#social media au#incorrect quotes#silly#racoon#shitpost#memes#asmr memes#yuurivoice rook#yuurivoice sugarboo
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re: that last post i reblogged:
"modern watson would be a blogger!" outdated. modern watson would be an accidental tiktok influencer.
#come with me and share this vision: watson; depressed; in his 20s. spends his days miserably and endlessly scrolling through social media#especially tiktok because like have you seen what that site does to people. moves in with new rommate. new rommate is an enchanting weirdo.#watson with nothing better to do starts making content about his new rommate who can deduce all sorts of wild shit through little details#hes not too worried about letting personal details because he figures nobody will really see it and hes just incredibly enamoured with#holmes' eccentricities. his videos proceed to go viral. watson has now become an influencer. holmes does not have social media except MAYBE#an old tumblr account so hes not aware enough of whats going on to be really worried about it but he does know enough#about tiktok to go hm. i will amuse you watson because it makes you happy. but i will not like it.#violin.txt
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Found out my father has had a tumblr for 10 years-
What are YOU doing at the devils sacrament bbgirl??
#i gasped#shocked pikachu face#this is a man who is a social media ghost as in he has basically every account but never goes in there cuz social anxiety lol#he said he liked it way better than twitter lol#my dad has his moments i guess haha#meme#memes#tumblr memes#tumblrina#devils sacrament#tumblr my beloved
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Realised the whole world doesn't know about David Tennant looking like a fennec fox/being several fennec foxes in a trench coat when I was watching a show with my family that showed fennec foxes and I went "Oh my god its David Tennant, and so I got several weird looks
I made this with a few of the images from @fennecfoxdavid to show to my brother and he "doesn't get it"
It made me realise that its really only a tiny portion of the world is aware of this lovely fact, and I am both happy and sad because of it. Happy that I am apart of the group who witnesses it, but also sad that the entire world doesn't know
So followers (and others who see this post I guess) if you haven't seen it before (despite me rebloging the account several times) here, is David Tennant, who is a fennec fox.
#this is all made better by the fact that Neil Gaiman (a person who has worked with David on a few projects) is the biggest fan of this#in fact FREQUENTLY talks about it#could he be the one running the account? we will never know#but i love the account regardless#apparently david does NOT know about this#but Georgia and Neil do#and Michael must know there is 0 way he doesn't with how active he is on social media#chr post#everyone thank the account who posts these!#david tennant#fennec fox#i have got to add the tag#incase I ever want to come back to this post to see the foxes' cute faces
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hello :D i dont know if its just me but i m still curious about how we can find ray's actual birthday, Kaiu said it's possible yet i feel like no one managed to figure it out, i know it's not necessarily the most crucial part of the tpn universe but i always wonder abt itt
Hi! ^^
He did mention that in a WSJ interview (translation found here):
In that same interview, he also mentioned how no one correctly guessed what was in Ray's letter left out as bait for Krone, and then confirmed in chapter 181.3 that it was what a lot of people initially suspected. He's also given conflicting answers about who names the children and his feelings on Noremma (or Sugita has as his proxy), so I could see it as one of those "y'all, the WSJ grind had me running so ragged for almost four years that it caused me to have serious health issues, it can be whatever date in this timeframe that you want it to be" type of deals with how little consequence it has unless one's really big on astrology (or for some lighthearted antics play into some teasing if he's actually younger than Norman lol, but I don't think they messed around with the order the children were tattooed as another layer of deception).
@temporoom's calculations are the most in-depth dive into the Grace Field identification markers that I've seen (posted here, here, here, and corrected version here) putting it between January 31st and February 5th. I think to be safe, the farm staff wouldn't put the fake date in the same month he was actually born in to further push the thought from unconsciously rising up in Isabella's mind, so I'd probably put it in February, though my personal biggest takeaway from all this is that it was another thing Isabella and the farm system denied him and separated him from his siblings.
#zitzitoun is this you after your community post /lh#FSS Asks#FSS Chatter#The Promised Neverland#Yakusoku no Neverland#TPN#TPN Meta#TPN Interviews#Kaiu Shirai#Farm System#TPN Ray#YnN Ray#Ray 81194#Ray#Ray's Bday#TPN Birthdays#Pre-Canon#temporoom#hwaetnow#also sidenote you're the first person I've ever seen refer to him just as Kaiu#I was never sure if Demizu said she preferred people referring to her as Posuka#but I've always thought it was kind of odd how people did that for her while referring to Shirai as Shirai#as like an unconscious double standard for men and women professionals#(thinking of the Prof. Sara Lawrence-Lightfoot's 𝑅𝑒𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑡: 𝐴𝑛 𝐸𝑥𝑝𝑙𝑜𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 excerpt that's circulated around in a post)#so that's why I refer to both of them by their last names#but again I don't know if she's said anything about it so I don't think people are horrid for it it's just something I've noticed#maybe it's because she's on twitter while Shirai has no known social media accounts so he feels more distant/inaccessible#who can say#the other thing from the original post disproved by Ch84 and the mystic code book was that the farms weren't around until after ~1047 AD#and that it took ~400 years after that for Grace Field to reach its current incarnation
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A Bird, A Speedster, and a Super, and a holiday in Metropolis
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#dc social media au#bart allen#barry allen#leonard snart#coldflash#booster gold#impulse#the flash#captain cold#so far in this au len has his Captain Cold account#one that's a Flash parody that he uses to tease barry with#one that's for his public persona where he mostly just rants about hockey#and now this one which is so he can be public in his relationship with barry#and definitely has never heard of Cold or Flash at all what are you talking about? i'm just a regular run of the mill engineer
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pov: benedict bridgerton's instagram profile
full-time husband and father & occasional artist
99% sophie and kids
0.5% bridgerton fam
0.5% art
#luke thompson#yerin ha#benophie#bridgerton#sophie baek#sophie beckett#benedict bridgerton#benophiekids#clearly benedict's artistic talents do not extend to social media#ofc appa duties highlight belongs to his violet#not that he forgets about his boys#loves it when sophie gives him 'permission' to post her picture because he thinks she's the most beautiful artwork he's ever seen#separate art account for benedict's talent#nampyeon means husband and that's what ben is proud to be#the silver in silver&grey needs no explanation
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I keep getting these weird Japanese Instagram reels of some guy who owns gigantic beetles just kinda…tossing them into the air so they start clumsily flying and then watching them bonk around on his ceiling / AC unit/ windows/ light fixtures. And what I’m saying is. Modern au Sanemicore
#my life has not known peace since the taisho secret days he breeds beetles#like. why#why would he do such a thing#doesn’t he know what it’ll do to me????#need him so bad I look stupid#anyway I think modern sanemi would pretend to hate social media#while running a secret Beetles account. yknow. for his beetles#modern au#kny
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