#Incorrect KISS Quotes

[starstruck-thetraveler]

Reporter: So have you ever shoved a drumsticks inside someone?

Eric: The fuck kind of question is that?

[starry-eyed-never-satisfied]

KISS listening to LZ on the tour bus

Ace: I'd turn gay for Jimmy

Paul: so would I

Ace: I thought you'd turn gay for Robert

Paul: I'd turn gay for both of them

Peter (sulking cause no one wanted to listen to his music): you can't turn gay for them cause you already are

Gene: you guys are in KISS! no one is turning gay for other bands!

[haywire-hetfield]

Ace: It's romantic and dangerous. Like a candle!

[queenbubblestrawberrystitch12898]

(a bird flies around Gene.) Gene:Hahahahahaha! That tickles! Gene:awww. The little bird loves my song! Gene:*giggles.*. Stahahahahap! Gene:*laughs uncontrollably.* that tickles!

[ladyshandioftheendless]

Ace: *watches Peter hang up a flag on his side of their dorm room* So..are you gay or somethin'?

Peter: What?

Ace: What pride flag is that?

Peter: *just stares in disbelief while standing in front of his Italian flag* ...

[incorrectkiss]

Ace: If you were a milkshake, which milkshake would you be?

Peter: I would be a banana and chocolate milkshake. With sprinkles on top and pop rocks mixed into it.

Peter: .... Poured over somebody's head.

[darby--allin]

Ace: You love me, right, Peter ?

Peter: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.

[jasminesfury]

messy chaotic ‘we’re terrible for each other but can’t keep our hands off each other’ prompts

oh hello i am in fact alive

“do you ever actually think before speaking? like is your brain capable of processing a thought??” “yeah, it’s just immune to idiotic ones”

“take that back” “prove me wrong” (or; a cliché ‘make me’)

being in some sort of intense slightly pointless staring match (after an argument, preferably) and just saying “oh fuck it who cares” and pulling their neck down to kiss them

“do you the sex would be boring if we didn’t argue before it every time?” “i mean, we could always argue during”

^or, alt: doing it once when you’re not arguing instead kinda tipsy but not drunk, and it’s all giggles and laughter and sweet nothings and the next morning being like “oh fuck i actually like them”

“why does everything with you have to be so difficult!?” “it’s fun getting you all riled up”

“oh, if i had known that’s all it would take for you to shut up i would’ve done this ages ag-“ “only finish that sentence if you have a death wish”

“you’re doing it wrong” “jesus, would you just relax” “no because i’m wasting my tim- oh, oh my god-” the other character smirking, “don’t look so smug” “i think i’ve earned the right, now just trust me, okay? believe it or not, i want to make you feel good”

“so you’ll finally stop being an asshole and just sign the document?” “keep doing this and i’ll sell you my house”

getting jealous and the other character pretending that it’s unreasonable, but secretly character A is the only one they feel a spark with. the only one they feel excited to be around

“we should probably stop this” “yeah” … “we’re not going to though, right?” “oh absolutely not”

“nope no nada, no using sex to get me to do things you want, it’s not going to work anymore”

“you really are a fucking asshole aren’t you?” “yes, i believe that’s what’s on my resume”

“i hate you” “i know” “and that won’t change” “i know” “and you’re still okay with this?” no “yes”

“imagine a universe where we didn’t hate each other, that would be so-“ “boring?” “yeah! like imagine not bickering over tiny things, that’s no fun”

“she says we bicker like an old married couple”

talking with a friend; “you shouldn’t go there” “i know” “and you shouldn’t sleep with them” “i know” “it’s a bad idea” “i know” “well. will you?” “..yeah”

“i know we’re terrible for each other but every time i look at them it’s just like my brain flies out the window and my hormones take over”

“we’re broken up, it’s just two friends going out for drinks, okay?” ending up in one’s bed, but alright

“did you sleep together?” “noooo, i just-“ “tripped on a stone and accidentally dailed his number which magically led to you two meeting at a pub and you just magically teleported to your bedroom without your clothes on? yeah, thought so”

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

is it gay to collect lots of lore on your new girlfriend, make it into a binder, and then hide it under your shared bed where she will absolutely never find it???

Vaggie: "Charlie? Uh, quick cleaning question."

Charlie: "Hmmmm yeah??"

Vaggie: "So I was looking under the bed-"

Charlie: "Under the b-" (LEAPS across the room) "-NO WAIT LEMME DO THA-"

Vaggie: "-and there's this binder, with my name on it."

Charlie: "AHH!!"

Vaggie: "In your handwriting?"

Charlie: "AAHHHH!!!!"

Vaggie: "It's about the size and thickness of a telephone book-"

Charlie: "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH....!!!!"

Vaggie: "Babe. Do I wanna know."

Charlie: "IT'S NOTHING CREEPY OR WEIRD I SWEAR!!!!!"

Vaggie: "... that honestly just makes it weirder. What's even left?"

Charlie: "Normal stuff! Just, normal everyday Vaggie-related observations! In alphabetical order. And. Cross filed by category and sub grouping, for quick reference."

Vaggie: "..."

Vaggie: "You've made a reference book on me."

Charlie: "Okay, now when you say it like THAT it sounds WEIRD!"

Vaggie: "Any, uh, particular reason you're doing this?"

Charlie: "My brain likes knowing things about you. I mean, I like knowing things about you."

Vaggie: "What... kinda things?"

Charlie: "Can I see the binder? Thanks." (pages through) "Ah-hem. Things Vaggie doesn't like! Not having wings, back pain, back pain from not having wings anymore, people being rude to me, not stabbing people who're being maybe a bit rude even though she really wants to, leaving her spear at home on dates so she doesn't stab people with it, stuff being messy even though she tries to hide how grumpy it makes her when I don't fold the towels up again, guitarists, swords, angels, any mention of heaven-"

Vaggie: (sweating) "H-how 'bout some examples from another category, sweetie?"

Charlie: "Right! Ummm- okay. Things Vaggie likes! High places! Backrubs- especially after she's slept wrong again because we cuddled the wrong way during the night oops- the way her hair looks now it's growing out long! Long gloves and thigh high stockings! Cleaning! Doing stuff together- like tidying up our room! Buying me binders so I can keep my notes together instead of stacking them piles in our room! Threatening people! Threatening people specifically with-"

Charlie: (growling) "Her. Spear."

Vaggie: "What?"

Charlie: "Nothing!" (goes back to smiling) "Holding hands!- with me. Snuggling!- with me. Kisses!- again specifically with me. Staring up at the light of heaven from high places-!"

Vaggie: "And you."

Charlie: "-and me! ...And me?"

Vaggie: "I like staring at you, too."

Charlie: "....."

Charlie: "Can you- hold on just ONE moment I- I need to make a note and, for that I need a glitter pen..."

Vaggie: "You're writing all this down in glitter pen?"

Charlie: "I want it to be cute! Like you!!!"

Vaggie: "And I kinda wanna kiss you."

Charlie: "You- because of the, weird non-creepy binder thing??"

Vaggie: "Yep."

Charlie: "....Noted!!!" (snaps binder SHUT) "I can totally make the actual notes later though, you know, if you want to do the kissing thing right now inste- Mmf!"

[witchfinderlieutenanttable]

[starstruck-thetraveler]

Ace, T-posing on a table: They YEETED the STONKS and it has left me SHOOK.

Peter, lying on the floor: Ooooh, the tea is SCALDING.

Gene, crying: What the fuck are either of you saying?!

[starry-eyed-never-satisfied]

Paul: Gene, don't show people that picture!

Gene: How old are you there?

Paul: 23

Gene: We all do dumb shit when we're 23. You stripped off in the middle of town. I hired Ace and Peter.

Paul: I had something to do with that too.

Gene: You were 20. We all do dumb stuff when we're 20. I hooked up with you.

Gene: Actually that was a pretty good decision.

[equestriagirl16]

MC: So what are you guy’s New Years resolutions?

Grim: Same as always, become the greatest sorcerer the world has ever seen!

Deuce: I just hope to keep doing well in my academics. Make my friends and family proud.

Ace: Boooo!

Deuce: Like you have a better one!

Ace: To be honest, it’s a toss up between being a basketball champ or getting a partner..

Deuce: Pffft-

Ace: HEY!-

MC: *finds Malleus down the hall before the girls start fighting* Mal-Mal!

Malleus: Hello MC, I hope you’re doing well today.

MC: I’m great, but I’ve got a question. You have any resolutions for this New Year?

Malleus: *pulls out paper from his blazer* As a matter of fact I’ve complied a few on a small list right here.

Grim: I dare you to cross out anything that has to do with MC.

Malleus: …

MC: …

Malleus: *slowly eats the paper*

MC: *flabber and gasted* MALLEUS SPIT IT OUT!-

Malleus: *muffled* NO!

Grim: *WHEEZE*

[queenbubblestrawberrystitch12898]

Gene: Damn It,Paul! It’s Not My Damn Birthday!

Paul:*titters crazily* it is your birthday!

Peter:*confused chewing the cake* Tastes like nuts!

Ace:My God! It’s Cardboard!

Peter,*crying*

Eric:*licks a lollipop,and kicking his feet* Hiya Genie! I’m so glad you’re feeling happy!

Tommy Thayer:*whistles* It Wasn’t Me!

[red-riot-unbreakable-heart]

Katsuki: God, you're so embarrassing!

Izuku:

Izuku: Kacchan, you're the one who just dip kissed ME in the middle of the cafeteria!!

[mackerel22]

Dazai, extremely drunk: Who is.....who is that ginger beauty who wears a hat with those perfect blue eyes?

Yosano: That's your boyfri-

Dazai: I'll fuck him tonight, don't tell Chuuya.

Yosano: Ok bro, I won't tell him.

*20 minutes later*

Chuuya, also very very drunk: Sorry man, you're rlly hot but I have a boyfriend...

Dazai: I see, let's call him to join us too then! 😉

Chuuya: *calls Dazai and Dazai's phone rings*

Dazai, picking up the phone: Hellooo...

Chuuya, looking at Dazai: 😶

Dazai, looking at Chuuya: 😶

Yosano: 🤦‍♀️