#Incorrect Xedgin quotes

[mrcreative8899]

Edgin: I'm cold.

Xenk: Here, take my jacket.

Simon: I’m cold, too.

Doric: Well damn, Simon, I can’t control the weather.

[iwannabealice]

simon: i need an advice

edgin: really? with what?

simon: with love. how did you know you were in love with xenk?

edgin:

edgin: i'm in love with xenk?

simon:

simon: are you fucking kidding me

[hmslusitania]

Deleted Scenes from the Underdark

Ed: ugh that guy is the worst I can’t believe I’m gonna sleep with him

Holga: I mean, you don’t have to

Ed: no, I’m gonna

Xenk: heard that too ☺️

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

Kira: Xenk? Why does my dad call you 'babygirl'? Xenk: Xenk: Perhaps we should stop conversing for a while.

[manmadedonut]

Edgin: Women love me so much

Xenk: That's quite odd. I'm not a woman.

[watrwords]

Doric: i really like your top

Edgin: thanks, his name is Xenk

[nat20potato]

[On the way to the Orifice]

Xenk: Would you like to play 20 questions?

Edgin: Um not really. But fine. What's your favourite colour?

Xenk, giving serious thought: I am fond of teal. It is now my turn. Do you like men?

[mrcreative8899]

Xenk: My kink is a happy and fulfilling relationship where my feelings are acknowledged and respected.

Edgin: Too unrealistic, stick to bondage like everyone else.

[mrcreative8899]

Holga: I think that Xenk likes you.

Edgin: What makes you think that?

Holga: He told me that you’re a very handsome man.

Edgin: That’s normal. Many people think I’m handsome.

Holga: And he asked me for the best way to propose to you.

Edgin: 

[mrcreative8899]

Edgin: *cannot find Xenk*

Edgin: *cupping his hands over his mouth, shouting* EDGIN DARVIS IS A NO-GOOD MAN AND CANNOT KEEP HIS PROMISES!!!

Xenk: *jostling against people to get to Ed* I have multiple pieces of evidence to prove that statement is not true and I am willing to use force if necessary-

Edgin: There he is.   

[mrcreative8899]

Kira: Hey, Xenk, what’s up?

Xenk: Food prices.

Kira: No, I mean what are you doing?

Xenk: Your dad.

Kira: I want to move out.

[mrcreative8899]

Xenk: Kira just sent me this. What does “IDK, ILY, & TTYL” mean?

Edgin: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later.

Xenk: Oh okay, I love you, too. I’ll go ask Simon.

[mrcreative8899]

Edgin: I hate you.

Xenk: Will you marry me, Edgin?

Edgin: Yes, but I still hate you.

[mrcreative8899]

Edgin: You’re pretty annoying, don’t you know?

Xenk: All I hear is that you think I’m pretty.

[mrcreative8899]

Edgin: Xenk and I are dating.

Holga, Kira, Simon, Doric: 

Doric: Please say it again so we can pretend to be surprised.

[mrcreative8899]

Edgin: Xenk, is the reason why I am your first lover because you are gay and you has been afraid and staying in the closet until we officially started dating?

Xenk: No, I’m not afraid of expressing my sexuality. In fact, I do not mind a person’s gender. 

Xenk: The only reason I had been single until you is because no one has ever made me feel like you do. No one has looked at me with shimmering sapphire eyes that could sent me to heaven like you did. No one has the handsomeness that could only be interpreted as a glimpse of paradise like the way you look. No one has shown me a soul that is noble and brave and shines brighter than gold like yours. No one has ever kissed me so passionately that could set my soul on fire like you do. No one has held my hand in a way of blessing me the mere touch of their skin asi if I’m a starving animal and they’re a piece of meat like you did. No one has enchanted me with their voice and their words like you always do when you play your lute. No one has touched me so impressively that always leaves me longing for more until the next time we encounter. No one has given me a sense of belonging to a family like you have invited me to your party. 

Xenk *casually*: So, you’re the best there is and I consciously chose you. Did that answer your question, Edgin?

Edgin *tearing up, squeaking*: Y-Yes, Xenk.