#Inly Michael

[pnuk-r0ck]

war

[kooldoctor]

You know, everyone talks abt Michael Bublé's Santa buddy, but no one mentions how Taylor swift managed to make Santa Baby sound completely non-sexual despite not changing any lyrics and being an entire woman

[anggitay]

What are the mcyt fanservants you made??????

So all the mcyt fanservants I've made are actually based on mcrp, specifically the Dream SMP. This was done moreso as an exploration of the lore, the fandom, and me being silly about it cause that server took over my life during 2020-2022 and kept me sane throughout that time. I've posted so far only one of those, which is Ruler Tommyinnit, which now that I look at it now has really bad effects and could do with a rework really.

Of all those however, the most fleshed out are of TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot, Technoblade, Philza, Tubbo, TheEret, Ranboo, Nihachu, Fundy, CaptainPuffy, Karl Jacobs, Dream, GeorgeNotFound, Sapnap, BadBoyHalo and Skeppy, DropsByPonk, AweSamDude, Quackity, and JSchlatt. Sprry if this wasn't what you had been expecting, lmao.

[buzzfeedunsoived]

listen folks

i love the mscu (michael schur cinematic universe) as much as the next person but when are we as a group gonna talk abt the casual fatphobia of his shows lmao

[become-happier]

I'll really never know the truth about mj cuz the media lost they shit over the 2003 case which was a clearly false accusation. Now we can't separate the reality from the spectacle. We made him into a monster based on homophobia, sexism, and racism and now nothing about him can be seen with an unbiased lens. So even if he did do it I still wouldn't know cuz I can't trust any reporting about him because the media has never owned up to how poorly they acted :/

[jm-leeds]

Another Top 10 Jack Sullivan Headcanon Facts

1. Jack has a very popular diverse taste in music, mostly depending on whatever mood he’s in. Predominately, the genres he loves most are, dub, electronic, hop and rap, reggae, and countless quantities of rock and Metal. Following this in his more mellow favorites are: blues, jazz, funk, pop (mostly those of Michael Jackson’s time and style), country, R&B and soul; and last but not least, composed music or background themes that you would often hear in movies, tv shows, games, etc. Mostly the cultural types. - If you even ask him if he’s heard of a band that he never knew of before, he’ll reveal that he’s heard almost every song and artist/group that hit the boards (even the ones that are underrated that still deserves praise tho). - His top rock favorite bands are but not limited to: Led Zeppelin, Linkin’ Park, AC/DC, Nirvana, P.O.D., 3 Days’ Grace, The Police, lThousand Foot Krutch, Smashing Pumpkins, Green Day, Nickelback, The Clash, Journey, and his all time favorite: Gorillaz. - For reggae, it’s Barrington Levy, Gregory Isaacs, Black Uhuru, Inner Circle, UB40, Steel Pulse Mag¡c!, and many others that would take up this whole list, but his most favorite artist above all (whom he righteously calls “The King of Reggae”), is the legend himself: Bob Marley and the Wailers. Marley’s children are also included in his favorites as well. - R&B and Soul, his third most favorite of the music genres list, from both paleo to neo. He states “nothing wrong with the classics of your grandparents’ day and age.” Introduced to him by his cousin (who formerly lived in California next to “old-school” neighborhoods that were heavily influential with the music), Jack has an exceptional favorite with Mayer Hawthorne’s covered song: “You’ve Got the Makings of a Lover.” Centering on his developing relationship with June. VERY ACCURATE LYRICS 2. His favorite color is blue (for obvious reasons that you would know of 😉). 3. He is also a skilled prankster, as he and his cousin often pranked their grandfather as a way of “showing their affection“ while also ”spending time“ with him, but mainly as revenge for all the trouble he’s caused that made their lives so miserable; and also as means to humble his arse for being greedy, rude, arrogant, disrespectful, and stupid. His friend Quint tries to avoid ”getting his Irish up“ to not become his next victim, as that was the result of Jack being notoriously renowned at school as: “The Joker.” 4. While he may not be the best biker like June, he is however a greater skater. Loves to roller skate, and still is learning to skateboard. Which is why he plans to go throughout every store looking for his favorite pair of Noughties skate shoes called Heely’s; hoping to get changeable heels with wheels that he says is “the real deal.” 5. His favorite animal are canines (mostly foxes and wolves though). 6. Due to Inly, he learnt to play keys (piano/keyboards) and strings (guitar/bass) in music class, a class he most excelled at, learning both at home and at school (dueto his cousin having also taken music classes while he lived in California), helping him improve his dexterity in rhythm with the tempo. 7. Besides his native Irish, Jack knows a smattering of other languages from his cousin who lived in Hawaii for ten years; Japanese, Chinese, Korean, and Hawaiian. He knows a decent amount of Spanish from his cousin, friend Quint, and June. 8. He is Jewish descent from his mother Evelyn, whose great-grandmother Saralee (and whose name she has as her middle name) was a British/American-liberated prisoner of Dachau near the end of WWII; and his father is not only Irish but also Scottish, Manx, Welsh, and Cornish descent. 9. His hair is straight but can become curly if uncombed and not conditioned. 10. Jack loves English and history class, reading books that suit his fancy, and is also a really big fan of history; mostly that of Europe during ancient times, with WWII being his second interest in this matter. Bonus: Well certainly not the best dancer, he is very good on his feet at Irish folk dancing.

[angel-archivist]

Music was invented by Michael Elgebeteque when he tried to say Trans Rights twice at the same time, inly we get music from now until forever.

SUDHSFUGHFUGFUGHFUDHG omg history is so interesting 

[thedrag0nking]

In the lunarian camp up on south the Koishi has been captured and placed in an cage to lure in Michael just so they can kill her and use her carcass her study. The koishi pull on the bars growling and screaming which kept the lunarians busy.

Right before they could shut her up from the sky they saw multiple Koishis falling from the sky tackling down the lunarians on the ground to slaughter and eviscerate. One of the moon rabbits was about to kill one of the koishis but then...

BANG!

The lunarian's head exploded into splattered brain matter from the shot of a time warp rifle from the distance by Michael who rush over towards her sister trapped in a cage.

" Koishi, stand back... "

" Onii - chan! <03 "

The koishi stands back moving away from the bars of the cage letting her eldest sister do the work.

And work she's done as Michael grabbed the bars, forcible ripping the cage apart freeing her young sister from captivity. Now for the real fun begins as the Koishi that was once in captivity joined on the bloody rampage as she run towards one of the lunarians as she eaped into the moon rabbit's face delivering a swift twndril kick as a tendril emerge from her shoe, chopping the rabbit's face in half in such grisly fashion.

As the lunarians are overwhelmed by the koishis they send in their assault vojikas to destroy the koishis and their eldest sister in charge Michael.

" Finally, some challenge... "

Michael charged towards the assault vojikas swinging her fist into the machine's chest right before the machine can attack her fist pierce through the machine's chest causing it to explode into blood and wires. Michael use the machine as a battering ram swinging all aeound crushing and decimating the rest of her enemies with fury. Oh this is gonna be fun.

The assault vojikas try their best to destroy and crush the rampaging wyvern but she is a force to be reckoned with, tearing apart and decimating the rest of the vojikas while her siblings comtinue to slaughter the entire safe zone inly leaving behind mutilated moon rabbits. Michael began to breathe neon purple fire from her mouth setting the machines a blaze melting them down at such a drastic paste frying their circuits but that's not all she use her own spiked tail and swing er tail around, decimating more and more of the machines as they're crushed into bits and pieces by Michael's enhance strength. Michael is having the time of her life as she never had this much fun in a long time now.

[fetchingsapphic]

KAT OS SO TALL EMILY SMELLS SO GOOD DOM IS SO PRECIOUS TIM IS AMAZING SHAMIER IS SO HYPE and THE INLY MAN I TRUST MICHAEL IS FCKING AWESOME he signed my poster for free bc i told him i didn't have enough money and he was like "wel lwhat if i just sign it" and proceeded to sign it

[supermom8609]

"I miss you like an idiot misses the point" -unknown but someone who should be me

Well, I just went through my everyday morning just like yesterday, and everyday before that. I swear I could end my day after every morning I have before s my kids go to school. It's not only physic ally exhausting but mentally draining.

"Mr. Mind fuck you till you want to break like never before, just because I like conflict and hostile times better than just letting it be what it is....the real unconditional love, came back last night around 1145pm, and we did a spontaneous fishing trip to my families lake home boat dock. Just him and I, good music, and poles in the water. We talked for hours, kissed between bait hook ups, and even howled and moaned to the moon a handful of times. Lol. Never a second of regret or arguments that are pointless, name calling, or anything that I would have any other feeling but pure bliss and happiness. Oh it was the best night or am of my life.

We got back to our house around 4am. Yes I said that shit right. Didn't even realize ehat time it was. My kiddos have to get up at 6 am. So whatever, I don't sleep till this evening. Fuck!!! Does anyone have these same problems I keep happening to me over and over? I would say that it might make me feel better knowing someone other than just me is suffering this way. But honestly I couldn't wish it apin anyone.

Well I decided I should do something to make sure my ads dodnt just fall asleep and forget to wake the damn kids up for school. Oh was my decision to sit in my rocking chair and get out my beads and jewelry making supplies a very bad idea. Going and laying down next to Michael, possibly risking falling asleep and having four extra kids at home the next day while I work, was obviously the choice I should have chosen in order to not be called names or to be accused of being unloyal or dishonest with the inly man I felt like I have no choice but to be honest and loyal to. My God, like do I honestly have this sign on my head as a set reminder to kick while down every day? I WON'T go into every detail or word that was exchanged between my loving, sweet, kind man but.....

Oh fuck it here we go. Mind as well right?

"Always sitting in that corner , aren't You? Do you do anything else besides those bullshit beads? Or that damn phone? I mean fuck Lee, why don't you just laya down and come hangout with Me? You probably save all your time for Tyler and your other boyfriends. "

Ok so this Tyler person right. Is the single father annoying guy my older sister went to school with, that needed a place to live in order to be able to see his daughter, that lives in the garage apartment, not my home, and has rent. He also doesn't hangout in the house unless he needs to cook something. His daughter come every weekend and he leaves every day at 630 am, takes her to school and then drives for lyft till 2 am. So days seeing him is far in between. Also, on the weekend he takes his daughter all day day and sun to a different park or water themed park. He moved in and was told to pay the utilities only. Those only come out to be either $400 or just under. Ever since I have been on my own I have always opened my doors to someone that needs a break in life or a push up. BEFORE I said yes to Tyler, I asked Michael if he would be ok with it, and when I told him the price, he quickly said Lee, he needs help, do it for nothing in return. SO I'm sorry that I took that as if it was ok to have him move into the garage. SO THE DAY that he moved in, Michael even went to his old house and picked up all his furniture and things and helped him move and set them into place in the garage. I was NOT even present this day. But anyways ok I guess I was wrong to think what someone says, is what it is.

I am so tired of hearing this shit every day for 3 1/2 months. Especially when I have never done anything against this man nor anything harmful to my relationship. I LITERALLY have worshiped this man, taken him to every court date even when we have been at each other's throat and he has left to go back to his mom's house, cooked for him, kept quiet when just because his daughter doesn't like him to be with anyone, Michael stays at his mom's during her visits. He never calls, texts, or even comes by. Before she found out for three weeks we had to sneak around and BEFORE she found out she stayed at my house, loved me. Oh this is the guy who stays at his mom's while she calls the cops on him or kicks him out every week. She attacks him every argument they get in and yells all the time. This is the 40 year old man that only acts like a 40 year old loving man when he's with me. But still, runs out every time I try to talk to him to defuse a hot moment or tell him a truth that is about how he does me every time I don't bend over and take it sort to say. I know I know maybe, he's so wrong