#JAAN IS MINE BITCH

[mystifiedmess]

ok ok ok ash, i hope you’re ready for my HCs—i can’t seem them being as good as u bc u set a high and but i’m gonna give it an honest effort.

1. ambivert leaning towards introvert? u prefer having a smaller group of friends that u can let loose w & u social battery takes time to recharge.

2. not a big fan of alcohol? like—u try it, gives u the ick & the you’ll nurse the same drink for a long time.

3. u were the smart kid in school—slightly overachieving, liked sitting in the front, had the answers type

4. you’re good at like. crafts and stuff? all that DIY stuff—bracelets, jewellery, photo frames idk

5. not a big sports person but swimming is good stuff

6. u have a high pain tolerance (this has to be true bc what u told me about ur tattoo—)

7. ur parents r pretty chill w you and u get a lot of only child benefits but ur also not like. a spoiled brat?

8. a rambler!!! can talk for days about anything & everything, interspersed w so many tangential stories & events

dude you said you don't see them being as high as mine and then having the first one dead on correct is most i didn't study for test but topped class behaviour jsjdh

1- my irl friends have this ratio that is just my speaking and interacting with people is inversely proportional to the no of people. it doesn't matter if these are people i have known all my life. like at max i can stay at my bffs house for 5 hours then i Just start getting the hives and it's too much

2-ohkay so i haven't gotten hammered yet (haven't had the chance, but so far my experience was that i liked it enough, i am cautious with it tho but that's more getting caught by family ke karan wala scene)

3-i wish lmao why do people have this perception (you're definitely not the first) but i was an above average kid till like 10th. i had something of a harry scene like where he's smart but he doesn't have studious habits so it didn't really translate to grades you know. the sitting in first bench thing is slightly true (i want to sit infront at time cause i can't see past my hands without glasses,my eyesight is just the most whack thing)

4- oh yeah this is dead on like i didn't do jwellery but i did make a lot of other creative stuff as a kid loved arts and crafts. I'm that stationary friend even now my pouch is 1/2 kgs 🥲

5-ooh so i love running (like track/relay races and stuff) i love cycling just the feel of being so fast that the wind just kisses your face and you get the temporary relief from heat or the world even becomes blur i love that feeling

also love swimming as well tho but besides that don't like any games that involve balls so you're right in a way

6- yeah you're right about it, even rn i ahve a injury which i thought i was adequately describing to mom but turns out just sayin I'm okay and it's not that bad when it is bad doesn't work who knew 🙃

7- bhai so you're dead on for half that I'm not a spoiled brat (also does anyone else physically get the ick when they have to compliment themselves in any form and even if it's a very true statement)

but while i am an only child. my parents are bihari which idk if you've heard about them but they have a reputation ™

they are the strictest species to be on this planet and that's why i am Machiavellian and just like a liar ™

8- did you by chance speak with my friends cause!!!!!! i get this so so so much i can't be on a topic for more than 5 mins. i could start with history of earth and will somehow reach to the depths of feminism and it's reality in india to some meta discussion about a character

I'm that one friend that's just like- so what topic were we in again

the other friend : which one of these 18 topics are you talking about

over-all dude you've got a pretty good idea about me 🫂

[filmbyjy]

me when fever comes on and I remember the song is for sooha:

but then I don’t wanna take it off my playlist because the song is too good😭😭

then I also realise polaroid love, let me in and one in a billion is also part of it

WAIT LET ME COMPILE ALL ENHYPEN SONG FOR SOOHA. GIVE ME A MOMENT

[snoozeagustd]

100 FOLLOWERS MILESTONE CELEBRATION!?

HI, OKAY WHAT THE FUCK??!! I just woke up and what do I see?

THIS:

I am literally in shock right now! 

thank you so much for all of the love that you have given me and honestly thank you so so much for all the support you all have given this blog! I never expected this blog to have 100 followers, let alone more than 100, but you all proved me wrong.

THANK YOU MY LOVELIES I WILL ALWAYS BE GRATEFUL FOR EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU <33

To celebrate (because i like to find excuses to celebrate anything and everything), I wanted to do something fun! Thank you so much Freya darling (@sugarwithtea) for helping me come up with a few ideas for this event and for keeping up with my rambling! This literally would not have been possible without you my jaan!

I will be taking requests for this event over 2 weeks (!!!) and I'll try my best to answer them as soon as possible. Please read the rules for each game (whether you can be on anon, whether you are a mutual, ect)

all posts related to this event will be tagged as #nixie hits 100!

I hope you guys enjoy~~

(please ignore how messy this banner is. i’m doing some semblance of editing after literal years and i have definitely gotten worse-)

💫 vibe check : i’ll tell you what vibes i get from you/your blog in a moodboard (ive never done this before so please don’t mind that it’s not great) (off anon please)

💕 shipping game : send me a description of yourself/a fun fact + a fandom (Marvel, Obey Me, BTS or TXT) and i’ll ship you with a character! (anon is allowed)

🕹️ games: any of your typical tumblr event games! (fmk, would you rather, top 5 or anything else you can think of!) (anon is allowed)

🔖 recommendations (from you) : send me any recommendations you have for tv shows, movies, books, songs, tumblr blogs, etc! (anon is allowed)

📑 recommendations (from me) : i’ll put my ‘on repeat’ playlist on shuffle and recommend you a song! (off anon please)

🫂shout outs:  recommend some of your own fics or just some fics you love so we can show appreciation for all these amazing writers here on tumblr! (anon is allowed)

❤ first love: share some crush stories with me! (anon is allowed)

Since it’s also my birthday today, I've decided to add a few more personal asks so that you can get to know me better!

🔮 then and now: tell me your first impression of me and I'll tell you mine! (off anon please) (mutuals only)

🏹  exchange ship: tell me who you ship me with, and I'll tell you yours with a why (off anon please) (mutuals only)

💌 questions: send me any questions that you have for me! NSFW questions are allowed! (for NSFW asks, you need to be off anon so that i can verify your age) for general questions, you can ask me on anon! (gain inspiration here or here )

✨ advice: ask me for some advice on questions about life or just whatever you want! (please don’t take my answers seriously) (anon is allowed)

Below this, I'm just going to tag some of my friends here on tumblr who have made my time here super super fun and memorable! I am truly grateful and appreciative to all of you!

to some of my closest friends here:

@mochakat @eternallydaydreaming2015 @tea-is-vibing @adoveamongdemons @poetic-dumbass @buckyinluv @kaitioo @sugarwithtea @jjkeverlast @yoongukie-ff

firstly, thank you for taking time out of your day to talk to my pathetic ass :’) i really do hope that we can continue to be friends for a long time because i don’t know what i would do without all of you. You guys don’t know it, but you have become a big part of my life! I truly treasure and appreciate all of you <3

i love and treasure yall sm, you have no idea 💖💗💝❤️‍🔥❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🤍💕

to the rest of my moots:

@istanfluffycontent @yourlocaltimetraveler @chiimiie @namkook @hawtymin @hobipost @kookiecrumb @parkdatjimin @bebejungkook @smasmashie @thetaeprint @xpeachesncream @liyacreate @glamrocklevi @angeladore @just-another-fangirl-69 @henry-and-the-seven-lords @obeythebutler @adoveamongdemons @this-bitch-needs-therapy @incorrectlyavenged @somniprobe @satandrankmy-coffee @a-hoe-in-human-form-2 @kimtaesss @underratedbitch-number13 @pjiminbloomx @yoongukie-ff @skyfull0fstories @lvoekook @wrote-my-own-deliverance @youlightmeupfinn @gimmethatagustd @bangtanintotheroom

I know that we don’t really interact much outside of reblogs and/or likes but I hope you know that whenever I see you in my notifs, I literally smile like an idiot. no joke. anyways, please feel free to approach me because due to my anxiety, I will never be able to although i really want to talk to all of you. I hope that we can get closer eventually <3

to the rest of my followers,

thank you so so much for allowing me to reach this milestone when I never ever thought that I would. I really appreciate you and I adore seeing you in my notifs! I do recognize you, you know? I hope that as time goes on, we can have more of such events and celebrate together!!

💖💖✨✨

[pitrsattabhaadmeinjaa]

She looked me in the eye.

…, she had the utter audacity to look me in the eye after what she had just done, and she drove the dagger further in my chest.

My hand fell away from her messed up hair, coming to weakly hold the dagger with her.

“Well, well, well” I choked out, “you finally snapped. What did it for you, my love?”

“Don’t call me that!” She said through gritted teeth, “you don’t get to fucking call me that!”

“Why not? Are we not together? Have I not called you my love everyday, Hana?” I stumbled back, leaning against the dresser.

“YOU MURDERED MY SISTER! YOU TORTURED MY PARENTS TILL THEIR BODIES WERE UNRECOGNISABLE, YOU BITCH!” I could see tears build up in her eyes, starting to fall.

“Oh? I did? Well I don’t particularly remember that. I remember doing that to the Boyds.” Their blood was spectacularly sweet.

Her face warped into a furious expression. “You don’t even remember killing my family?”

“Darlin’, I remember all my victims, and you, uninformed moron that you are, have just wasted a perfectly good shirt of mine.” I took a hold of the dresser and shakily sat down. “Who the fuck in their right mind gave you such false information?”

“You’re denying it? YOURE FUCKING DENYING IT?” Her eyes were now red, a snarl set on her face. “You don’t remember cutting off my sister’s limbs, or burning my parents arms? You don’t remember last month, when you were at your north house, making my family bleed? Dumping them in the river behind?” She spat.

“Ah. Last month. Well, honey,” I winced, the dagger moving in my chest, “if you had just done your paperwork on time, you would know that last month, the only time I went to my North house, was to pick up Adi’s stuff. My son, you’ve met him?”

I could see confusion enter her eyes, starting to believe me.

“The documents are on my nightstand, if you wanna check, feel a little bit of regret, and overall regret your idiocy.”

Hana narrowed her eyes at me, but still went to check.

She opened the file, began to look through it, and then-

Ah, there it was. The aching feeling of regret, the heartbreak.

She turned to me, pressed a hand to her mouth, more tears rolling down her cheeks. Her hand holding the file went slack, all the papers falling out and being disorganised.

“I know that this is an emotional moment for you, discovering that you just stabbed your girlfriend through the chest for nothing, and that you’re gonna hate yourself forever now, but did you have to fucking drop the file?” I asked, my head turned to her, one eyebrow quirking.

She dropped to her knees, scrambling to get to me, her hands hovering over my chest.

She, again, had the fucking audacity to look her betraying eyes into mine.

“I- Gods, fuck, shit, FUCK, what have I done?” She cried out. “I’m sorry, I’m so- I’m so sorry, I’m so fucking sorry babe, fuck, oh my god.”

“Well, for starters, you, my dear, have just sentenced me to death. Stabbed me through the chest, so I’ll either die slowly if this stays inside me, or bleed out early if you could kindly take your dagger out.” I forced out. “I would much rather prefer I didn’t die suffering.”

She sobbed harder at that.

“And if you could get my son over from his room, so I can see him one last time, that would be great too.” Adi was the only reason I was sad about leaving. He was the light of my life. My precious, amazing son.

Hana would’ve been the second reason, but, well, we all know how that’s going.

She just kept sobbing and apologising. I sighed, I had to everything myself. A woman can’t die in peace, can she?

I grunted, shifting a bit to pick my phone up from where it had fallen, back when my beloved shoved a blade in my chest. I pressed the power button three times, knowing he’ll know to rush up to my room.

The door banged open, Adi standing there, panting, eyes immediately finding me, the dagger in my chest and the blood seeping out.

His eyes widened, he fell to his knees before me and his arms came around me from the side. “Mom! Oh my gods, mom! Mom, stay with me, stay with me!”

“Hi, baby.” I caressed his cheek with one hand, shaking, “I love you so much, you know that right? You’re-”

“No! No, shut up, you will not do that, this is not fucking goodbye mom!” He cut me off and quickly called the medics.

“Who did this to you? Who did this?” His tear-filled eyes, overcomed with rage, staring holes into mine.

I could feel the darkness trying to take over now.

“My girlfriend is a traitor. But Adi, listen to me- No! Listen to me!” I exclaimed when he opened his mouth and turned his wrath-filled eyes to her. “I am so proud of you. So, so proud. And you are going to be a fantastic leader. You are. I will always love you, kay?”

He sobbed harder at this. “Mom please don’t leave me, please, I can’t do this without you, I can’t, please Momma.” He buried his face in my hair at that.

I pulled his face back, looked him in the eyes. “Bye, Aditya. I love you so much, meri jaan.” I smiled softly.

“Head up?” I asked, one final time.

“Shoulders straight, Ma.” He kissed my forehead gently. “I love you so much too”

I let the dark take over.

[unicornbitchface]

Sabotage

Pairing: Mob!Henry x Reader

Summary: Things will always fall into place with him. 

One shot.

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Chaos.

 Phones ringing, voices yelling, minions running around.

 everything was.. well, EVERYWHERE! You didn’t know what you were doing anymore. Maybe this was it, this was the bloody end.

So this is how you go down. So much for being your own boss. Maybe everyone was right, you cannot do this. You were made to serve your husband.

Cook, clean, dry for him and when he felt like, bent over like a bitch in heat. That was your fucking job, not this high end firm that was burning up in flames.

 Damn it.

 You are going to swear off of interns. They are a bloody liability with no consequences over their heads. How could you not see this coming?

They fucking stole from the accounts! Never in a million years would you have assumed those meek rats would have the audacity to touch a penny. 

But that’s what they are- damn rats.

Now you had a big ass hole in the accounts and before you could do any damage control, word spread in the market like a fucking STD.

What will you tell your clients? Hell, what will you say to the press hounding outside of the office building? You had to come up with something, and something good, SOON.

You looked around your office, as if this was the last time you are going to be in it. 

You felt like a fallen queen on the checkered black and white marble floor, not knowing her next move, scared and parched for mercy.

This was the office of your dreams. Every tiny artifact, every angle of the furniture had a purpose.

The miniature gold bull you gifted yourself for closing your first big account.

The picture of your grandmother in her office, ambition wrinkled all over her face.

The desk, angled so that you had an eye on the entire office.

And the sofa, well placed for comfortable long meetings and late-night camping you often did.

Well, not just for camping. 

The thought made you clear your throat, you cannot think about it right now. But who were you kidding, he was always on your mind. Even when your life was crumbling, all you wanted was to get lost in that blue eyed monster.

As you collected yourself, you heard a commotion above all that yelling and chaos.

Him.

You couldn’t miss it anywhere, it was ingrained deeper than your DNA. But what was he doing here? We never met in public, it was too dangerous, he once said.

You couldn’t deny the pull any longer and your feet did the work for you. As you reached the lobby, there he was.

Chest heaving, eyes glaring at anything that moved. Your deadly husband, Mr. Henry Cavill, dressed to nines in your favourite blue three piece.

“Mr. Cavill-”

“We had a date, Mi amor and YOU didn’t show up. You know I don’t tolerate being ignored, much less by my .. WIFE.”

He called me his wife. We don’t address each other like that.

Panic set in as I could hear gasps and the office suddenly stopped. The time seemed to have fucking stopped, and I did not know why he was doing this.

“I.. I.. Ahem, can we talk in my office, Mr. Cavill?” I glared at him.

The next thing I know, his lips are on me, holding me in a death grip he is so famous for. I couldn’t help but forget where we are, and moaned, heart on fire. He broke the kiss, his forehead on mine, and he whispered, “lead the way, amor.”

I was in a trance wrapped up in his arms, all the panic, fear and sorrow simply washed away. Taking his hand, I walked towards my office when he stopped abruptly.

“ Everyone, get out.”

No movement.

He turned, removing his glock from the waistband, “I don’t like repeating myself.”

The office was empty in less than a second.

 I couldn’t help but giggle at the scene.

I would never get used to his MO, as he liked to call it. Every time I saw him, my heart gushed with so much love, it surprised people when I was untouched by fear they usually felt.

As we entered my office, he took me straight to the desk and sat me on it. A knee between my legs, he placed his palm on my cheek and just kept looking at me.

“I’m sorry I could not join you baby, I know tonight was important for your new deal.”

He just hummed, as his eyes raked over me. His palm moved to slide my dress up my thighs till it bunched over my ass. He moved to remove his jacket and removed his cufflinks, folding up his sleeves.

“Say something Henry. Are you mad at me?”

“Never when I can see your cunt leaking like a faucet for me.”

And with that, he slapped my pussy so hard, I almost yelped.

“I am just disappointed that you hide from me.”

Our eyes locked, mine teary and his, well they held that promise etched at the altar.

 I’ll always protect you.

I will always be there, even if you cannot see me.

Just look to the shadows, and you’ll find me standing.

Silent, but firm. 

Just like you want me.

 I blinked as I came back to the present.

Pulling on his tie, I brought him back to me.

“I could never hide from you. You are a piece of my soul Hen, I..”

Words died on my tongue as he plunged his into my inviting mouth, letting the moment talk for itself. My hand went to his belt, removing the barrier between our union.

Much like his tongue, his thick cock plunged into me at one go. Pain seared through me but he didn’t stop. My Henry was many things, a great chef, master strategist, flawless shot, an enticing mobster, but patience was not on his tiny list of virtues.

He liked giving it hard, and me? Well, obviously I liked taking it harder. So that’s what I did. Spreading my legs wider, hopelessly hoping he might fit better.

Pushing me down on the desk, he went harder. His eyes on mine, face contorted with all sorts of emotions, hands groping my tits over the dress, he looked like Hades all set to conquer Athens.

My eyes rolled to the back of my head when he put his fingers on my clit, rubbing it with abandon, none of us able to form words.

The room was filled with his grunts, roars and fucks, my whimpers giving them company.It soon turned into screams when my beast pinched the clit hard, and choked the life out of me.

“Jaan, please don’t stop!”

“Ah, HARDER baby!”

“Ooomph, keep going Jaan!”

Suddenly I was sputtering a string of words and that only made Henry slap my tits harder than ever before.

Fuck, I loved this beast. He was mine.

Mine.

I didn’t have to tell him I was close, he pulled out and went on his knees, eating my cunt like he’d been starved for decades.

Oh shit it was coming.

“Fuck Jaaan”

It was all over his face. My juices coating this God’s face while he shamelessly lapped it all up.

“Mm, delicious as always, amor. Taste yourself.”

I licked my juices off his face while he was bent over me. Sighing, I was about to move, when he dived in again, “Where do you think you’re going? Not done yet, baby!”

Smirking, I locked him in with my knees, “Bring it on, Hades.”

That name always made his cock twitch, and the dance began again. My cervix was on fire, as he kept hitting it right.

“Give me your seed, Oh Gods, yes just like that Henn!”

I came undone twice more before he even came close to his climax.

“I don’t want you to hide from me anymore amor. You know I’d kill for you!”

My nails raked over his arms as I held on to my dear life, only able to nod.

“I want the good, bad and the ugliest you can throw at me baby. I want all of you. I want your cunt, ass, that pretty little mouth and your soul, you hear me?” he growled.

“Jaan, please.”

“Please what, slut? You want my cum? You think you earned it?”

“I am yours, you get all of me. Fill me up, Jaan.”

Yanking on my hair, he pulled me up to him and bit hard on my lower lip as he came, taking me with him and roaring like the devil he is. “I fucking love you!”

Breathing hard, coming down from the blood rush, our foreheads touched.

“I got them.”

“Did you hear me? I got them amor.”

“Mm? Who?” eyes closed, my brows furrowed.

He left for the washroom, and came back to clean us up. Fixing my dress, he held me against him and said, “Bring them in!”

My cheeks heated, thinking that someone heard us go at it like rabbits and I tried to hide my face in his chest but he won’t have any of it.

Hands on my hips, holding tight, we stood facing the door when Taylor, our bodyguard came in.

I was confused. I was about to look at Henry in question when two men and a woman were thrown at my feet.

Them.

The bloody interns! Covered in literal blood this time.

Hands bound, crying.

 How, what, when..?

 I felt his breath on my neck as he kissed behind my ear, “Merry Christmas, love. The money is back in your accounts. Fucking rats were planted by a rival, the audacity.”

Speechless.

“How did yo-”

“Like I said, shadows. Always there.”

“Oh, Jaan!” I turned to kiss him, his hand squeezing my ass in return.

He broke the kiss, looked at the crying culprits, stepping on one of their hands, “And now that the word will spread you’re my wife, these roaches won’t dare come within a 50 miles radius of you.”

And there it was, that million dollar smile filled with warmth, only for me.

Only me.

Mine.

In that moment, the befallen queen was not alone.

The King had arrived.

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Jaan: commonly used between couples in India, means life.

@madbaddic7ed @henrythickcavill @toomanyfandomsshreya

[desi-anon-confessions]

Trigger warning- mentions (and descriptions) of toxic friendships

Confession- I’m a 20 year old she/her. I think I attract toxic people into my life. This friend of mine, S, we’ve been friends for 3 years now. She’s been bitching about me to my other friends behind my back which I found out recently. We had a small misunderstanding a month ago and I stopped texting her cuz I’d had enough of her BS. She needed financial aid for health related stuff and I said I’d help but prolly not as much as I’d like to do cuz of personal issues. today, she specifically posted a WhatsApp status about me/for me. I know it cuz of the way she worded it. I don’t care about her as much as I used to cuz I’m sooo tired of just compromising w her.

I want to cut her off but I don’t know how. I’m not a confrontational person.

Ok so you could like stop answering and fend off replies when they ask but thats a very meeh method. Just tell her you're tired of all her backstabbings and bs and that your friendship isn't healthy for you. That youre always the one compromising. If she understands and asks for a chance to be better, give it. If she fights then like dont apologise for stating your side and stop texting her. Just don't connect with her on any social media. Talk to your otjet friends about what happened and have a support system kinda. Take care jaan <3

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 12.11.20 lb

well………….. let’s get this the fuck over with. isske baad pls god let this show go back to their random tuchchi saazishein. mere se itna action jhela nahi jaata.

ok back to dead inside vansh who is analyzing every single interaction with riddhima and musing about DHOKAAAAAAA DHOKAAAAAAAA DHOKAAAAAAAA

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo kabir is like “itne saalon se tum mere liye itneeee bade sardard the, but finally ab khel khatam.” dude i love this caviler fucker.

but tell me these caps don’t look like kabir expressing a whole other sentiment:

damnnnnn, dat chemistry. seriously, 10x what riddhima has with vansh. i am so mad that we’re not getting these two as endgame.

aaaaaand the handcuffs are out. mmmhmmmm. kinky!

mummy be like ARRE AISE KAISE TUM DONO HI SAARE OSCARS LOOTOGE KYA, MERE KO BHI CHAHIYE I AM ALSO PERFORMERR and throwing herself in front of vansh and giving passionate defense.

this one also like chalo my turn nowwwwww.

human angry bird is like NOT ON MY WATCH YOU FUCK.

DUDE WHAT ARE THESE LOOKS THEY’RE GIVING EACH OTHER THERE’S SO MUCH SEXUAL TENSION HERE I CAN’T TAKE IT

asljdaslkjdlaskjdlaskjdlaskjldkj kabirrrrrrrrrrrr’s internal monologue: “haath mein hathkadi lag gayi, phir bhi tashan nahi gaya tumhara” hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

RIDDHIMA IS STILL FUCKING RUNNING. FROM FUCKING BANDRA, WHERE THE FACTORY OR WHATEVER WAS, TO BLOODY ANDHERI, WHERE THE VR MANSION IS. DUDE, MUMBAI MARATHON CHAL RAHA HAI KYA IDHAR????????

unf the way kabir pushed vansh towards the van. big Top energy.

THIS SCENE HAS JUST SOOOOOOO MUCH FUCKING SEXUAL TENSION I’M LITERALLY HERE LIKE

LIKE I’M REALLY FEELING SOME KINDA FUNNY WAY, THAT I’VE NEVER FELT IN THE VANSH/RIDDHIMA SCENES.

oh yeah in between that mummy was doing some more mother india acting, ki iski sazaa mujhe de dijiye and all, but HONESTLY WHO CAN PAY ATTN TO THAT MESS WHEN THERE’S BHAAARI SEX EYES GOING ON HERE???????

ok now that they’ve driven away, i’ll focus on her. yes, very cool acting. iss saal ka manikchand gutka jio fiama di wills colors golden petal stardust whatever the fuck award aapke hi liye.

riddhima also managed to medal in the marathon, and reach justttttttt as they pull outta the gates.

back to the Sexy Van™

ohhhhhhhhhhh boyyyyyyy, kabir instructing mishra to go off the path.

“vansh raisinghania, apne life ke sabse bade adventure ke liye taiyaar ho jao.”

DUDE THESE TWO ARE KINKY AS FUCK.

lmao vansh is like don’t write checks you can’t cash, don’t be promising orgasms you won’t be giving, “dhamki toh dhang ki dete.”

“vansh tumhe andaaza nahi ki kitni shiddat ke saath maine aaj ke din ka intezaar kiya hai. aaj meri zindagi ka sabse bada din hai!”

well damn, me too. i didn’t know that this was the pairing i was gonna end up shipping SO HARD but here we are!

ok mummy has seen riddhima and she tries to shoot her but riddhima drove the fuck away. good for her.

they have reached that random maidaan where every outdoor sequence on tellywood happens.

mishra can you gtfooooooooo from in between the hot boy sandwich??????

this dude is hottest when his eyes squinty.

OUFFFFFFFFFFFF THE SMILESSSSSSSSSS

TBH I’M NOT EVEN PAYING ATTN TO THE TRASH TALK THEY’RE DOING I’M JUST HERE LIKE KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS

kabir freeing him, which nooooooooooooo, i wanted to see some hot handcuff actionnnnnn. vansh is as disappointed as i am.

anyway some searing indictments of our country’s legal system by kabir, about no matter how much proof he collects, rich ppl anyway get away with whatever. and so will vansh. sooooooo, he’s like i just needed to arrest you and break your ego, blah blah. which, yeah right. like anyone with one working brain cell doesn’t know you’re gonna shoot him down in an encounter for trying to flee police custody.

some more flirty banter. and then……..

yup.

damn, those some cat-like reflexes.

vansh like, i knew your bitch ass would pull some shit like this.

fuck fuck fuck fuck so much sexy him walking up to the gun like that.

ofc there have to be some BE A MAN type dumbass dhamkis. you know what real men do??? KISS THEIR RIVALS WHOM THEY HAVE THIS MUCH HOMOEROTIC TENSION WITHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DANG KABIR HESITATEDDDDDDDD. HE COULDN’T DO IT. IT’S RIGHT OUTTA THE FIGHT SCENE BEFORE THE SEX SCENE IN MR. AND MRS. SMITHHHHHH.

aaaaaand that pause was enough for vansh to start beating the fuck outta him. yeah i don’t care. the only thing i wanna see you two wrestle is TONGUES.

mmmmmmhmmmmm just a lil closer, come onnnnn you stupid fucks.

ok they’re back to pounding on each other IN THE NON FUN WAY so fwding.

aaaaaaaaand riddhima is following her special Vansh Tracker App. I REALLY DON’T CARE.

told y’all K had Big Top Energy. oh yeahhhhhhhhhh, choke him, daddy!

ok they back to hitting each other.

ooooh nice callback to that firstttt fight they had where kabir threw sand in vansh’s eyes and then vansh fought blindfolded.

back to sexy banter.

“dil, dimaag, aur taaqat. teeno hi tumse kayiiii zyaada hai mujh mein.” LIFE MEIN CONFIDENCE CHAHIYE, TOH OF AN RICH, UPPER CASTE, MALE PSYCHOPATH ON TELLYWOOD.

he’s walking backwards to the edge of the cliff as he keeps talking. sigh.

“dushman mein woh dum kahan ke mera kuch bigaad sake. woh toh apne the jo dagaa de gaye, sazza de gaye.” waaaaaah waaaaaah!!!! THE PSYCHOPATH WAS A POET AND WE DIDN’T KNOW IT!

walking back some more.

“main aaj bhi vansh raisinghania hi hoon. meri maut bhi mujhse pooch ke mere paas aati hai.” this fucker nicolas flamel or what, with the philosopher’s stone????

“kissi tuchche insaan ki gun se chali goli ko ijaazat nahi ke meri jaan le sake. maine apni zindagi khud banaayi hai, kabir; aur iske aage kya hoga naa tum decide karoge, na tumhare haath mein yeh pistol. the choice is mine.”

pehli baar this dude’s tashan has been effective for me. IT’S COZ THE DIALOGUE DELIVERY IS MEASURED AND HE’S SAYING IT FULL OF MIRTH, INSTEAD OF GRINDING HIS TEETH AND YELLING. SEEE WHAT A FUCKING DIFFERENCE IT MAKES????????

anyway kabir is like, cool, your funeral. as vansh continues to walk backwards. it’s hilarious kabir thinks he has anyyyy control in this scene anymore.

le. aa gayi. dhaaansu scene kharaab karne.

vansh having ALL TEH FLASHBACKS. poor sad eyed puppy.

“tum log kya kar rahe ho?!!?!?” BITCH THEY WERE ABOUT TO GET IT ON, BUT NOW NO THANKS TO YOU……………….

blah blah usual ishq nahi aasaan aag ka dariya hai doob ke jaana hai blah blah from piya psychopath

“aaj apne dhoke ke aag ki dariya mein dubo hi diya na tumne mujhe, riddhima?”

i’m sure this is some kasautiii kinda metaphor, ki they’re working together, or like….. he actually does trust her… or some such shit, but i can’t be arsed to analyse anything with this dumbass show. it doesn’t deserve it.

kabir watching this whole angst ridden scene with such horny eyes, i can’t even…………………

obligatory placement of show naam. tashan mein usko lete lete, JAI MATA DIIIIIIIIIIIII, LET’S ROCK.

if this isn’t the Biggest Mood for 2020, idk what is. vansh finally being relatable to the rest of us normals.

yeah whatever. i really don’t care about you. i’m more devastated ki when will i get such a KaValicious sexual tension filled episode next??!?!?!?!!? probably next fucking year now. ugh. bloody waste show, forcing us to watch this het bullshit.

let’s end this with a nice pic of this face. i think we’ve all earned it.

[abstractthought]

A walk to remember

Jeene ki ichcha sabko hoti h.. Prr kuch log hi jee paate h..

Saas ki jarurat sabko h.. Prr kuch log hi usse mehsus kar paate h

Humsafar banke jindagi me kaafi log aaye prr humnawai ka junoon kisime na tha..

Or jo Iss raste pe Kai millo hamare Saath challa uska karz to hmne khubsurat c Yaad banake utaar diya

wo Yaad wo memories jo aachi jarur h lekin ab nhi rhi.

Ye kahani bhi aessi hi ek Yaad ki h jo thi to bht khubsurat lekin ab bas Yaad h

Ek aessi Yaad jise m har uss vaqt Yaad karta hu jab aasmaan ke niche chal rha hu or ass pass ke logo or angeenat awaazo ke bitch bhi mughe Sirf meri saaso ki Awaaz sunai deti h kyuki m usse Yaad kar rha hota hu

To kahanii ek lambi raat ki ek lambi sair ki h..

Raat lambi thi kyuki ye Delhi ki thand bhaari raat thi

Or sair lambi thi kyuki do jawan dil Saath the

Boy calls girl

Boy on call : hey m niche Aa gya hu

Girl on call : Haan m lift ka intezaar kar rhi hu aai.. Swimming pool ke side pe jo benchs lage h yha milna.

Boy on call :ok waiting

And call hang up

Boy waits aside the pool and starring at a couple of around 40 together and holding hands

What fascinate him.. Wo dono ek hands se apna apna mobile use kar rhe the and other hands are holding each other..

Boy on his mind: aaj me aadya ko bol dunga ki me usse pyaar karta hu, she deserve to know my feelings akhir Kab tak me Iss Baat ko apne dil me rakhunga, this is not right

Feeling need to be share among friends

Someone scarred the boy from behind

Boy : yrr tumne to mughe darra hi diya, or me slip ho jata abhi swimming pool ke side pe ye sab

Girl : Haan pata h bht jaldi fatti h teri, fattu

Let's start the walk, we are late today

Girl: by the way aaj tune itna late kyu kiya, m wait kar rhi thi

Boy: aaj me kuch soch rha tha

Girl : kya

Boy:, batata hu chalti rhe round bhi to Complete karne h

They started the walk btw the dim lights of sidelamps, light side trees se pass hote hue unke path to highlight kar rhi thi or kahi kahi aessa lag rha tha trees raat ko bhi apni shadow se unhe protect kar rhe h.

They are both silence for long then the boy breaks it by saying

Boy:mughe ye believable nhi lag rha

Girl : kya

Boy :yhi ki hum dono aaj Saath h or aesse raat ko hme ek dusre ke Saath time spend karne ka mauka Milla h

Girl : isme belive karne yaa na karne Jessa kya h mere college close ho gae or m dehradun se Delhi Aa gae jese har baar aati hu winter breaks ke liye.

Girl in excitement : aacha tughe Yaad h last time jab m aai thi to tu mughe Station lene aaya tha prr hum dono ek dusre ko bht der me baad mil paaye

Boy :Haan Yaad h.. Or milte hi pizza khaya tha

They both started laughing on it..

Boy looks at girl's smile and think agr isse pyaar waali Baat aachi nhi lagi to shaayad hum aesse saath kabhi na has paye

Girl :haaye... kaafi din ho gae na khaye

Boy : no problem... then kal on lunch pizza the lover.

Boy : aadya, mera coffee peene ka mann kar rha h

Girl : abhi.. Itni raat ko

Boy :haan

Girl : abhi kaha milegi coffee

Boy: society ke bahar ek paan ki shop h wo raat ko khuli rhti h vha try kar sakte h

Girl : thik h, chalte h

Hum dono society ke bahar thoda durr Road ki taraf chalne lage... Raat thi than bhi or hawa bhi chal rhi thi... Dono ko thand bhaari hawa aache se mehsus ho rhi thi..

Tabhi mene aadya ka opposite side se pakad ke pakad ke apne side push kiya, Taaki hum dono ek dusre ko body heat de sake.

Uss Waqt uske dimag me kya chal rha tha mughe iska kuch andaza nhi tha lekin jab tak hum paan waale tak nhi pahuch gae me uske Saath hue hue bhi uske baare me soch rha tha.. Maano m janna chahta hu ki uske jgh hote hue m kya mehsoos kar rha hota.

Paan ki pattari ke pahuch hi mene do coffee banane ko bola..

Hum dono side pe rakhe lakdi ke ek fatte pe Beth gae..

Unke haath under the lekin mere bahar the usko pakde the to Isliye mere haath thande pad gae the... Tabhi aadya ne mera haath pakad liya or bola

Aadya : la idhr de mere haathi ke Saath

Or wo mere haath ko apne haath ke bitch me rakh kar unhe rub karne lagi

Jab koi aessa Insaan jisse aap pasand karte hona or wo aapko touch kare.. To bu god aapke ke under ek nhi bht diff type ke current ek Saath utr aate h.. Kyuki aapko uss time samjh nhi aata ki ye touch khush kar rha h yaa discomfort kar rha h aapko.. Ye touch of her skin on mine feels like some magically waves just entered in me from her through the touch

Uss Waqt mene apni aakhon ko uthaya or usse dekhne laga ye soch me dubbarha ki kahi ye touch me kabhi mehsus hi na kar pau agr ye mughse Ruth ke chali gae to..

Mera mann jitna uss panna chahta tha utna hi usse khone se darr bhi rha tha..

Or ye jo darr hota h na kisiko khone ka uska risk lena mughe manjur nhi tha.. Or wo bhi ek asse Insaan ke Saath jise me apni jindagi ki har pal me chahta hu.

Hum dono ne coffee aate hi coffee ke cup ko dono side se pakad liya

Wo paper cup jo kabhi bhi fat sakta tha Humne usse dono side se asse pakad rakha tha ki jese yhi Iss thand me hme jindagi jeene ka sahara de rhe ho..

Hum dono ne coffee peena shuru kiya.. Or mene notice kiya ki aadya ki lipstick coffee cup ke ek side lag gae h..

Pata nhi kyu or kese mere dimag me ye Baat ussi time Aa gae ki m isse Dustbin me nhi Jaane dunga

Mene aadya ko bola coffee leke swimming pool side chalte h.. Taaki wo coffee ka cup yhi pade side Dustbin me na fek de

Hum dono ander aane lage or Humne aadhe rashte me hi coffee khatam kardi or mene aadya se uska cup bhi le liya ye bolke dono ek Saath fek dunga.

Ab ye h to bachpana lekin mughe ye karte time aessa koi khyaal nhi Aa rha tha.. Me to bas dimag me aaye kuch der phle uss thought ko full fill karna chahta tha.

Aadya : aacha hum bol rhe the ki hum kuch soch rhe the aaj.. Kya tha wo

Iss sawal ka jawab m honesty se dena chahta tha or mene apne man ko banwa or mere se jitna courage tha usse ekttha kiya and bht shan't hoke bola

Me : I am happy that you winter has come and you came back from your college.. You bring happiness around me

Or me bas ye bolke chup ho gya

Aadya smile at me and waved her hand while waking away towards her block and she said

I know you.. I always know you or mughe Teri khushiwo ka bhi pata h and then she said gudnight

And I waved at her and said goodnight

I don't know whether I should say or not whether I am coward to express my feeling or what.. It's just when I am living the moment with her, the moment meant more glorious and precious to me, its impossible to me to pour the moment with the thought of questions and doubt.

And like always this walk also enters into rememberence to live upon.

[pinkletterday]

Legends 4x3

Okay so after the fucking Flash kicked my heart in the nuts and left me to die last week, my soul needs an ice pack to numb the pain. Not in the mood for bullshit, folks.

I mean in no mood for wank. This show is some top-shelf bullshit.

Already bracing for Americans trying to speak English. I'm not excusing any of the British Empire's atrocities but every time an American tries to imitate an English accent, I feel kinda sorry for them.

What the fuck is that voice. DOLORES UMBRIDGE IS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

Ah, the Crown Jewels. Or as we of the former Raj like to call them, Loot.

...

...I see they've started pumping the Beebo-grade crack through the writer's room air vents early this season.

I have no love for the House of Windsor but the Dolores Umbridge shaking her bum at me is giving me conflicting feelings.

Guys. You are way overestimating the importance of the monarchy on UK politics. For one, Scotland and Ireland have been trying to get rid of that dog leash for years, it would stopper the largest welfare drain on the British tax payers and force them to find a better tourist attraction than a houseful of barmy inbreds who get paid to wave at idiots.

It is possible I have some feelings about the British Monarchy. I'm sorry, Americans. I understand you sacrificed one of your own to them recently.

Nate and Ray watch Patrick Swayze movies together. Good to know good to know.

So Zari's sacred totem is now a sacred FitBit? Eh, why not.

RED ALERT SARA LANCE IS IN A TANK TOP WOMAN ALL STATIONS!!

I don't understand why these are supposed to be bad guys. LEAVE THE SMELL ALONE.

Gerard Way is evil?

Jesus fuck how does Caity Lotz work the Roxette hair so damn well???

Oh don't look like that Sara. "So the Legends walk into a bar" is now a historical punchline. Let the one who cast the first beer bottle stand in judgement - no wait that was you.

Lolololol work it Ray work it! Brandon Routh is the most adorable comedy gold mine.

Goddamn I did not know there would be this much UST between Mick and John Con.

You know it's bad when MICK RORY is concerned for the team's survival.

Gary stop being so embarrassingly heterosexual.

Blawks. Blawks.

BLAWKS.

OKAY MY EMBARRASSMENT SYMPATHY SQUICK CAN'T TAKE THIS I'M MUTING TILL ITS OVER.

Look so far I am 100% behind the punks. Not only are they gorgeous and revolutionary and anti-kyriarchy, that Indian girl can also get it anytime anywhere arré shawash meri jaan ok this devolved somewhat.

You want people to Rage Against The Corgis?

RAY STOP TRYING TO TALK BRITISH MY EARS TRY TO CRAWL BACK INSIDE MY SKULL EVERY TIME YOU DO.

"The pooch seems to have fallen in with a bad crowd" Loooool

YO NO HEALTH AND HYGIENE IS ALSO VERY IMPORTANT TO THE PUNK MOVEMENT. DISCO IS NOT THE ONLY ONE PRO-STAYING ALIVE. THERE IS NO GLORY IN SEPSIS.

Mate, it's Liverpool. We could drop you in 1423 and you'd still somehow find Liverpool like due fucking North.

Is he hitting on Dr. Who's next companion?

!!!!! MUM!!!!!!

Yes Zari we all have regrets now.

I don't care about Nate and Amaya I need more Constangreen deets!

But oh way to twist that knife dude, damn Gary.

I see the CGI department are going to town with the extra two dollars in their budget.

"DECLAN IS CUTE" RAY PALMER IS OFFICIALLY QUEER THIS IS CANON NOT A DRILL ALL SHIPS ARE GO

Corgi mohawk. Of course it is. OF COURSE.

There's a FAILSAFE? Does Barry Allen know?

So I guess the grandfather paradox is officially off the table? No?

Ok but what if you kicked a bucket out under a ladder or something that would precipitate a chain reaction that killed one of your ancestors? Would you still find yourself flat on your back in an unfun way, no buckets harmed?

I will say, as far as self-loathing goes, that's a pretty inventive way of committing suicide. But then who among us has not wanted to punch our Dads in the nuts so hard we would never be born? Show of hands!

Okay then. I guess its just me and you, Constantine. Awks.

Your past is coming for you? It would have to catch up to your lungs, your liver and Mick Rory, mate.

RETURN OF THE DISCO OUTFITS I AM SCREAMING YESSSSSS LORDDDD

Okay! Listen, Disco was a black music movement that was an expression of African rebellion against capitalism and white supremacy until it was demonized and then co-opted by white people like everything fucking else black people has ever come up with including yeeting. Why do you white punks think you're better than them?

I never associate Abba with Disco, despite all the sequins. Now Boney M. Donna Summer. Bee Gees. Fucking Prince. I love Abba man, but they don't rate within the genre.

Not being Irish isn't a past, bruv. It's a lack of one. A literal dodged bullet in the 1970s. Fuck off.

Oh my Lord stay forever my beautiful Brown Girl In The Ring.

I love Maisie but this South Asian representation is giving me feelings. I'm going to show up for every kind of diversity but I miss seeing my own people on my screen so much, y'all.

LOL mixtapes.

I hadn't realized Ray and Amaya were close at all. Did they ever have a partnered episode?

I thought the team's moral compass was Ray.

This whole "having to go hard to feel my own shape" thing is seriously relatable to my neurodivergent ass.

"Squad save the queen" Sara you aren't even trying.

I think there is some truth to the discontent rising from the Avalance faction that Sara is somewhat lacking in weight and complexity thus far. Give my captain her due, writers.

Oh woooow Ray Palmer is showing some TEETH.

To be fair, I too get that excited about lunch.

Gar-bear. *pained look*

Of course the one plant Gary managed to pick up would turn out to be friggin' Audrey II.

Nate in hot pursuit after a rogue potted plant, livin' his best life.

Aw man. Bad bitch!Ray was actually Charlie. That makes sense, I guess. *grumbles*

MAISIE!!! WITH HER REAL HAIR AND ACCENT!!! HI MAISIE WE MISSED YOU!

Sigh. Goodbye beautiful brown goddess. I hope you come back.

Lmaoooo Ray what the fuck is that face??

Lmao I love how the rest of the office is just clacking away peacefully in the background. Bust up with a man-eating Venus Sandwich-Trap in cubicle 17? Okay well, send a memo to HR.

Aww Nate. Oh no. You poor sod.

Hey Sara you wanna give a guy a heads-up on something that is very definitely gonna end up in a colossal heartbroken clusterfuck? No? Okay.

Ah finally. Some lesbian nookie...that is off-screen.

Ava: "how do you herd cats?"

Sara: "you don't."

And we’re done. An uneven episode and a distinct lack of Gerard Way or actual Disco but it got the job done!

[ohthathurt]

I had this nagging idea about pickles that I couldn’t let go of, lmao enjoy x

Liam stretched quietly under the blanket; eyes still stubbornly shut and reached a hand out to the other side of the bed. He paused in his half-asleep state as his hand came into contact with empty, cold space.

He popped his eyes open and looked at the empty spot on the bed, frowning when he saw no one there. A quick glance towards the bathroom confirmed no one was there either. And the final nail: Rhino wasn’t at his usual spot at the end of their bed.

Ah, so what exactly was his husband up to at, he glanced at the clock, 3 am?

He fumbled out of the blanket and climbed off, fingers absent-mindedly scratching at the week-old stubble. He was taking a few days off and had decided to visit Zayn in New York, where the other man had newly purchased a flat. Liam had to help him christen the whole place, of course, he was only helping.

He stumbled out of their bedroom into the living area, finding it oddly dark, despite the light in the kitchen being on. A faint crunching and clinking noise was all he heard from their living room. He edged forward, hand scrabbling the wall for the light switch, and flicked it on. Orange light flooded the vast space and smack dab in the middle of it was Zayn. With his hand in a jar of pickles and Rhino asleep at his feet.

The best part about it all, was that his husband barely paused in his activity of consuming pickles straight from a jar; he looked at Liam with a blank expression and went straight back to crunching on his pickles. Rhino perked up at the sight of Liam and whined sympathetically. At least one living thing could understand his pain.

He didn’t know how long he stood there in amused shock, the crunching continued with the occasional snuffle from Rhino. Finally, he lurched forward not knowing how to react. A strong smell of vinegar now permeated the lounge as Liam stopped in front of where his husband sat, perched on a sofa.

Liam only raised his hands in puzzlement. Only Rhino reacted to him; jumping up onto his paws from his near-comatose state and nuzzled Liam’s knee affectionately. He got a few pats from Liam which is when Zayn finally spoke.

“You woke him up, now you put him back to bed.” His husband muttered, not taking his eyes off his beloved cucumber pickles.

Liam huffed, “I didn’t wake him up. Besides, you spoil him rotten. Next you’ll be asking me to read him a bedtime story.”

Zayn looked up with hopeful eyes, “Oh really? Would you? Thanks jaan.” He went back to licking his damned pickle and do pickles have to be so goddamn phallic?

“Oi! No fucking way I’m reading your baby a bedtime story. Do it yourself.” And with that, Liam threw himself down on the sofa beside Zayn, gleefully jarring his hold on the pickle.

With a pointed glare, Zayn continued like Liam hadn’t spoken, “Besides, he’s a Malik, he’s entitled to being spoiled rotten.” A coo was heard from his husband, directed at Rhino, and none of that was a surprise. He’d often hear Zayn doing the ‘baby talk’ to all their pets, but the man would deny it to his grave. Sap, Liam thought fondly.

“Well in that case, I’m a Malik too, why am I not spoiled rotten?” Liam crossed his arms and leaned his head back. It was too late for such useless conversations, but it’s how they’d always been, him and Zayn. Talking until after hours was their thing, ducking under blankets and giggling until the rest of the boys thumped on their bunks or hotel room walls.

Zayn reached down to boop Rhino, getting an excited grunt as a reply, “Silly Daddy, doesn’t he know you can’t spoil what is already rotten?”

It took Liam a total of 3 seconds to understand after which he slapped his husband with a reprimand. Zayn giggled in reply and went back to his pickle.

Liam finally addressed the issue. “Why are you eating pickles at 3am?”

Zayn shrugged, “Felt like it. Cravings or something.”

Liam paused, “Are you - ?”

He was cut off with a grin, “Been reading too much fanfiction, babe?” Liam stuck out his tongue in retaliation.

Liam sighed deeply, “Anyway, pickles always reminds me of 2011 and summers spent at Dani – “

He cut himself off with a startle, chancing a wary glance at his husband, who had paused with a dripping pickle in his hand, eyes downcast.

“Sorry, babe –“

Zayn shook his head jerkily, “Nah it’s in the past now, don’t worry. Besides got what I wanted, didn’t I?” He grinned sharply at Liam, waggling his eyebrows ridiculously.

Liam snorted, “Always so used to getting what you want. You stole me, admit it.” He teased Zayn but only got a bored expression from his husband in return.

“Wha’? Did I also steal your dick when it came into contact with mine?” Zayn raised his eyebrow in question. Liam sighed, shaking his head at the crass words, but he could tell he was blushing.

“And anyway,” Zayn continued, “Maliks mate for life, and you’re my bitch forever.” He ended that sentence with a loud snap of his teeth as he bit into the pickle with little remorse. Liam winced in sympathy for the pickle but snorted soon at the words.

“Alright, Mr. Otter, enough chit-chat, can we go back to bed soon?”

“No.”

“Why not?”

But Zayn ignored his question, and moved to give Liam his back, hands reaching across the sofa to clutch at his laptop. Thankfully, he was at least done with the pickles. Liam carefully picked up the now empty jar, setting it onto the coffee table and away from Rhino’s prying tongue.

He looked over his husband’s shoulder to look at what he was up to and found him on Youtube. Soon, words were being typed into the search bar and, hang on that name –

Liam jolted forward, hands on Zayn’s shoulders and tucked his chin into his neck. “What are you searching up her for?” He felt Zayn shrug in his tight grip. Liam loosened his hands and snaked them across Zayn’s waist, settling the other man back into his chest, his nose nuzzling into the space behind Zayn’s ears now and then.

He felt a deep rumble against his chest from Zayn’s back; dear god he was purring. Liam held in a laugh and looked at the laptop screen again. A video was playing and… She looked completely different, yet that voice was wholly nostalgic for him.

He smiled at his husband, “You just can’t let it go, can you? She was the one woman in my life you genuinely hated.” Liam laughed, but it was endearing how even after all these years, the one relationship with a woman that was real for him was the one that made Zayn the most jealous. It was sort of flattering.

Liam tightened his grip and turned their loose embrace into a hug, hiding his face in Zayn’s neck; eyes clenched shut and arms like a vice around his husband.

Zayn must have felt the emotion and intensity, because he only paused to give Liam a kiss on the forehead.

Liam heard a faint mumble, “I love you.” He smiled into his husband’s neck as his lips moved to answer him back. Zayn took a deep breath and as he let it out, he shut off his laptop and grabbed at Liam’s arms to let go.

He stood up and offered Liam a hand, before the two men wound their way back to the bedroom, Rhino trailing happily behind them.

[advaysinghraizada]

IPKKND 3 - Episode 1 - Reactions

Alrighty ladies and gentlemen it is K I C K O F F time!!!!!!

“All eyes are on Chandni who is haunted by a traumatic past” 

Wow I literally never in a million years would have expected that lord alMIGHTY WOW #shooketh

okay wow so we are jumping straight into mysterious boy Advay, huh? Goddamn Barun lord I have missed you.

That beard though jesus have mercy. Leaping into a pool? Makes sense? Debatable. Looks good? Hell yes.

 IKFSDKFSDK JTO SAVE A PUPPY

OMG MY HEART

THATS IT FOLKS FROM THIS POINT ON I EXCUSE EVERYTHING HE DOES EVER IN HIS LIFE 

HE SAVED A PUPPY

HE IS A GOOD MAN

END OF STORY

ALSO IM SOBBING @ MY ARNAV’S MUSIC IN THE BG JUST KILL ME PLEASE. 

Haye meri jaan <3 Am I talking about Advay or the puppy? You will never know.

“Meri zindagi mein masoomiat ki, pyar ki, koi jaga nahin hai” UM .... okay boy... okAY ... hmmmhmm

 *Humko Maloom Hai fades in* ishq hi toh masoom hai, Advay, you idiot boy. You’ll learn in time. 

mmmm okay okay, Arnav’s revamped theme which I guess is now Advay’s...very nice.

Wow he is getting deep and personal right in episode 1 okay. 

side note: poor baby boy

yes thats right, he’s baby boy. anyone who saves a puppy is baby boy and thats the end of it.

WhAT IN THE FUCK IS HAPPENING. WHO THE FUCK DID ALL OF THIS TO HIS FAMILY. IDK WHO CHANDNI NARAYAN VASHIST IS BUT BOY I SUPPORT YOU IN THIS MISSION OF YOURS. LETS FUCK SHIT UP YES

Stop it Chandni, Advay and I are on a mission to destroy you, you can’t look cute and ruin it for the both of us.

Oh mY goodness....... was Advay Dev? Why do I feel like he was? 

Did you just open that with your mouth? HOW the fuCK do you have teeth girl? 

Does everyone in this house dress this extra??? 

There’s Mahadev<3 

and apparently Silsila Yeh Chahat Ka... okay

fitting though, the song is about awaiting a lost love to return and Advay, according to me, is Dev, Chandni’s lost love

and just who the fuck is this bitch?

shes a murderer like guaranteed

complete with creepy music and everything 

Sam Dand Dhand Bhed .... very fitting 

Masiji... after Mamiji ....

Hello hi nahin... only bye bye 

....... oh Chandni ...... baby child .... 

who are these bitches talking shit 

how horrible.

CHANDNI THATS IT IM GONNA PROTECT YOU WITH MY LIFE OKAY BABY 

And who is this guy? 

a father??????? 

he doesnt look very pleased with her.... like at all 

maybe uski shakal hi aisi hai?? or maybe it has something to do with the “3 raat ghar se gayab” wali baat 

Good question mysterious man 

OH GOD MY HEART 

 HE DOESNT REMEMBER - I CANT 

Sorry Advay I dont think i can support your vengeance endeavour anymore baby, can’t we all just be happy? 

i dont??? his mother??? okay idk i guess we’ll just go with it 

But on a side note: Advay wanting to set her on fire is very fitting now considering his own mother was set aflame

WHO IS THIS PERSON NOW HOW MANY FUCKS LIVE IN THEIR HOUSE

You look like a rude bitch, i dont think i like you

the murderer mother!!!! you basically admit it you dusht aurat.

My Mahadev will not grant you anything you horrid woman. 

screw your khazana :/

oH GOD ..... PARIVAAR KI IZZAT 

TO HELL WITH YOUR IZZAT 

Leave my daughter chandni alone you horrible freak. im stealing her from you, she’s mine now. 

Oh Chandni my sweet love. I LOVE YOU PLEASE DONT BE SAD. 

Ladki badnaam hai??! I’ll stab you in the throat man meet me in the pit. 

I can’t, my heart breaks for her. 

O M G ...... who did this .... please god please don’t tell me Advay was responsible for that. Please don’t. 

WHOEVER IT IS I WILL HAVE THEIR HEAD ON A PLATTER. 

Anarth hojayega. YOUR JANAM WAS A GHOR ANARTH.

Advay..... save Mahadev

somehow he’s gonna manage to do this all by himself?

ASR = The Incredible Hulk? 

aWWWW THEY’RE BOTH RUNNING 

Chandni runs away from confrontation and Advay is looking to run straight towards it.

AW BABY 

Dev is Advay like guaranteed, im convinced 

and i’m also heartbroken that who she takes her strength from is trying to ruin her life </3 

ok so seriously is he going to somehow stop this murti from falling all on his own

apparently he is...?? 

also i hate how good you look Barun this should be illegal.

CAN SOMEONE HELP HIM INSTEAD OF GASPING AND POINTING JESUS CHRIST

here goes the hulk 

i am shocked that this was considered plausible by a room full of adults.

precap: here comes Dev.... you just dont know it 

djklfjdfkljdskf AAJA VE MAHI TERA RASTA UDIK DIYAN 

HONEY

NEITHER OF YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

Advay aka Dev stoP THIS 

SHE HAS SUFFERED ENOUGH HOW DARE YOU 

KAISA PARDA ILL HIT YOU IN THE FACE 

*clears throat* All in all, a nice introductory episode :) 

[nerdystrawberries1489-blog]

Can’t fall asleep right now...too much thoughts racing in my head. Just want us to be okay. Just want everything to be okay. We need things btw us okay because we have so many challenges we have to get through and I want the little things in our life to be okay so I feel confident we can make it through.  I mean its been tough jaan....right now i do feel like i don't know how our day will end ...it could end good or it could end bad...and its so frustrating to me. I don't want to be difficult. I don't want to come off needy. I want us to be happily ever after but I know my expectation are unrealistic at times. I don't know why we fight so much...maybe it comes from tiredness and we take it out on each other or maybe were not thinking correctly. Just want us to be okay to get through this together.  

I can feel it these days that you are slowly just giving up on me and I feel like you don't care about me as much and you mention it..which basically scares me into thinking that things may not work out btw us as we dreamed and hoped. And it scares me a lot jaan. I don't want us to distance and our feelings to die apart. Truth is my feelings for you would never die even if we don't end up together.  I would love you still a lot and it will bother me for rest of my life why it couldn't be. 

Anways I had to restart my post because I couldn't pick up from the last one. My week has been busy/ mediocre at work. Work this whole week consisted of 

Rounding in 10 Patients with 4 different attendings. writing notes for all patient, updating census, taking consults , updating attendings, covering OR cases, working in clinic, dealing with 20 + students texting me about coming to visit program, figuring out which student to take, and alway back in my mind wishing so badly I could be with you at Disney World. 

Work was a good distraction bc I was forcing myself not to think about who much I was missing you and keeping my mind busy and not thinking what you were doing every 5 min.  I was missing you so much and kept checking my phone and stopping myself from bugging you and letting you enjoy. But trust me I wanted to be next to you so badly and I wish I was.  And in my head just couldn’t wait for our days to go there together. 

I did try to socialize more and became little chatty here and there with people but being on floors I still had to finish work bc noone else was gonna do it for me. Just wanted to get everything I needed to get done before I left.  I hate staying past 5.  I was thankful that my coresident C was helping me out here and there.  This whole month attendings took lot of my time rounding...bc they spend hours with patient and it drove me nuts...and I had needy ass patient.  You think I am needy!!? ...this one lady just keeps on talking and had panic attack in front of me and I was like calm down...I don't have time for this. Literally spend 45 min calming her down. 

And then I had another attending who is so clueless and doesn’t know what he’s doing and is taking his freaken patient 4th time to the OR again!  It’s ridiculous and he hogs me forever ....not sure why but people have this going joke that he’s your boyfriend. -.- So very annoyed with him bc I’m trying to get rid of his patient so I can be done with him but his patient is getting sicker and sicker. 

And then students have been messaging me right and left about visiting.  Feel bad leading them on bc they all think we like them, but the truth is we can’t say no to them directly so we have to pretend to like them. And I feel terrible bc were basically wasting their time when were not really interested. We can’t release any hints on who we like bc its conflict of interest. So yes I am leading many students on bc I have to play this game.....I feel like such a player. LOL We already know who we want...and tomorrow we have a meeting of figuring out who we want to chose as our new residents. 

Clinic this week has been decent because we had so many students come to visit, we even finished 1 hour early. And same thing will happen next Tuesday which is pretty sweet. Its weird bc lots of students are fighting to get this program, mainly because of the pay and they think its super chill, when reality is its still just as much work. Clinic regardless exhausts me.

I feel like I hadn't had a decent rest since last Friday. Friday I worked. Sunday I worked. Then Monday through Saturday I’ll work again....so been a little exhausted. Rounding takes a toll on me these days ..bc I have to round on 10 patients usually. 

Thankfull in one week my second month of floor will be over. And then I’ll go off service which I’m nervous bc I’m getting my car next week and Im nervous as hell driving. You don't know how SCARE I am. I feel like I’m not gonna live to see 2018 bc NY scares me with driving. Last thing I wanted was to have a car in NY.  Please pray of me that I’ll be okay and wont get into car accident or die. 

I’ve been taking care of myself as promised...been eating appropriately on time and taking medication and sleeping. Right now my mind is buzz and I can't fall asleep bc so much on my mind and its 1 am.  

What else..oh yeah I mentioned about our current drama at work...its between C and I...Its just stupid shit but I is a bitch. And R is just struggling in IMED. 

And as promised I did make attempts to chit chat with R...he stayed backed yesterday to hang out with me before he headed home. He seemed stressed and felt left out of conversation in podiatry, so I just updated him on what was going on in the call room. Odd thing was he was on my case on getting a car...he was like you need to look, I can come with you to see cars, what you looking for etc...I didnt tell him yet i got a car, but I was like why do you care so much on my car problems. I mean its nice of him but still you know. Can’t figure him out.

Anyways tomorrow is how my schedule looks 

6:30 am to 9 am: Morning Meeting & Hopefully Discussing About Students (huge chance they may move it after 5pm...I hope not)

9 am to Noonish: Notes/Round/Update Census/Consults

2 OR Cases: 7:45 & 3:00 which both C will do it 

Noonish to 5pm: Consults 

Swoosh List:

Breakfast

Lunch

Dinner

Logs/Duty Hours w/ Naan

Notes for Saturday

Monday PowerPoint Presentation 

Check Bills

Exercise 

Shower 

Pray

Nap

Talk Ami

Spend Time w/ Naan bc NAAAN IS BACK AND HES MINE MINE MINE!!!! 

Anyways I gotta go pee and I should try to sleep bc its 1 am. Sorry again about making things difficult. I love you!!! Muaaah!  I hear you snoring ....it so soothing.  I am so tempted to wake you up but I wont because I can tell you are tired..and jeez now your snoring extra loud LOL!!! Haha if you were sleeping next to me right now Id be like hugging you tight and my legs on top of you and just snuggling into your warmth body and possibly drooling on the side and you'd be like ewww hummus.  Okay okay Im gonna end this and sleep too. MUAAAH!!! I can’t wait for you to be back! Please have a safe trip back to NY!!! Pack everything and don't forget anything!!! I LOVE YOU!

[tellywoodtrash]

shaadi mubarak 16.09.20 lb

ugh a wholeass tarun/rati episode? literally who asked for this?!!?!?!!!?

a raise???? IN THIS ECONOMY??? WHAT ALT UNIVERSE IS THIS SHOW OPERATING IN????

ugh i am just fwding, i really don't wanna watch these two beghairats.

piyu has done lotsa shopping for new job and kusum is oohing and aaahing. too cute.

LMAO KUSUM WITH THE SUNGLASSES. NOW HERE’S AN INFLUENCER I WOULD FOLLOW.

i love how freeeeeee KT is with the kotharis. he's gonna prank kusum isn't he??

LOL WAR OF THE RIDICULOUSSSSS SUNGLASSES. sachhh mein ram milaye jodi these two are!!!!

lol preeti's sweet eye rolls and smirks at his theatrics.

awww man, poor kusummmmmmmm is sooooo sweeeet, she's doing minnatein for preeti.

KT really milking this the most.

OMG HE MADE KUSUM CRY, I WILL MURDER YOU DEADDDDDDD KTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

my god, all the kothari women have gotten distraught. bless their hearts.

“rajess khanna ki line hai, aaapki naa hai!” lmao kusum refusing to be consoled by KT, toooooo cute.

preeti's smile is pureeeeeeee sunshineeeeeee.

my heart gets all happy and glowy when i hear him call her “preeti partner”!

kusum ki khushiiiiii is indescribableeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

lol ofc kusum/KT have to wear their ginormous sunnies for the selfie.

MY OT3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love juhi's simpleeeeeee outfits so muchhhhh.

lol kusum wants chamak dhamakkk waala outfit, with gota and zariiii maxxxxxx. 

what is this aankhon hi aankhon mein convo between juhi/preeti?

kusum totally upfrontttt about being jelllyyyyyyyy that preeti gets to hang out with KT all day.

idk kusum, he seems best in small doses. i really don't envy preeti for having to handle him all day.

whoops. yeh thoda too much ho gaya, kusum.

yeah, no need to drag the buzurgs into all this right now.

oh ho preeti and her farzzzzz.

thank god, bua-saa is out on thirthhh yaatra.

lmao kusum is so me with the ‘achcha hua, bala taliiiiii’.

KITNE ALARMS?!?!?!?!?!

AND HE'S STILL SLEEPING LIKE THIS?!?!?!?!

what he needs is a cat. best alarm clock in the world. i haven't overslept a single time since i got mine.

chacha is serving the function of cat here.

bechaare chacha will have to do this every morning now.

kajal aur aastha mein ghamaasaan yudh about earrings.

kusum is like “STFU. or don’t. idc.”

preeti trying to be cautiously optimistic, but kajal ka excitement is at 4000%.

kusum more saji dhajiii than she was for tarun's shaadi also.

ugh tarun scene. nahiiiiiiiii chahiyeeeee.

ALSO LMAO THIS HYUNDAI SANTRO IS THEIR LUXURY SUV CAR?!?!?!?!?

kusum, juhi. and kajal's ugh faces are giving me liiiiiiiiiiiife.

“beendini pooja toh kar sake?”

“haan.”

“badhaai ho.” snort.

ugh. honestly the mosttttttttttt.

omg rati you suckkkkkkkk.

JUHI/KUSUM THISSSSSS CLOSE TO TAKING OFF THEIR EARRINGS TO BEAT THIS BITCH UP.

preeti, honestly, kis mitti ki bani ho tum???

“apni mamta aise bachchon pe mat lutaa!”

“bohut khushi ho rahi hai bete ki tarakki dekh kar. iss mann ko main nahi rok sakti.”

“pakad ke rakh le apne andar!!!!!!” lmaooooo

yeh lo ji, sachiiiii waali luxury gaadi aa gayi inko le jaane.

but preeti and her aatmasammaan look like they'd rather take an uber. 

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whoops. slight awkward moment about “ardhaangini” and all, but KT handled it well, methinks.

[tellywoodtrash]

ebss 17.06.19 lb

janhvi is being most relatable; trying to get out 10 min after arrival.

behen ghar jaa rahi hai, sarhad pe nahi.

okaaaaaay? significance of her hair being opened like that?

yeh kuch zyaada hi understanding nahi ho raha?

“ishaani ko main apne paas rakhta hoon.” meaning what? why that sound so nefarious???

lol kavya is In A Mood today. kabir aaj pakka sofe pe soyega. (if not out on the lawn, huddled on janhvi’s yoga mat.)

ofc dhruv is up like a shot and ready to follow janhvi.

ishaani's reaction to that mirrors mine.

kavya's like I'LL GO PLS LET ME GO OH GOD I JUST WANNA GET OUTTA HERE

passive aggressive bs. IN FRONT OF BAAHARWAALE. adslklsdkjflskd

kabir has started grinding his teeth. he needs to get shivaay's dentist's contact. 3 saal tak yeh show bhi chala toh kaafi ghiss jaane hain daant.

passive aggressive shit fit on maybe how we should allllll leave then. OUFF. WHY IS EVERYTHING SUCH A SCENE WITH THIS GUY???????

uske beech mein secret agent waala taana bhi. at this rate, the SECRET part of kabir's job isn't gonna be for much longer.

janhvi ka italian job shuru.

she's going for 1965. pk's year of birth?

LOL IF SHE HAS PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY AND SAW HIM PUNCH IT IN PHIR AINVAYI TIME KYUN WASTE KAR RAHI THI??????

2204 is the code. hmmmmm. significance???

BADALLLLLLLLLL DIYEEEEEEEE PAPERS??????? KISNE??? PK NE YA RAGHAV NE????

yes pls don't fall for it, the real papers are somewhere else.

oh thank god ishaani's message came through.

who opens the doors like this, so dramatically? just push open one door na.

also is the commissioner's house literally in the same compound?????? how are these ppl traveling so fast????????

smart girl. but also, you're allowed to be in places other than just your room, janhvi?????

“ghar ka phone baj raha hai, kyun nahi uthaogi? bhoot ne thodi na call kiya hai.” lmaoooooooooooo

OH HO AINVAYI KA SUSPENSE. THIS IS JUST SUCH A DUMB CONTRIVED SITUATION.

filmfare lvl acting janhvi is doing. minimum ek star screen award toh milna chahiye isko.

this kavya's niceness is bordering on shady. dhruv part 2 hai yeh.

god i loveeeeee her.

a meeting that could have been an email.

shit, yup, commissioner has them.

OMG LADY, KEEP IT DOWN, WHY ARE YOU YELLINGGGGG???

oh everyone's left already. ok no issues. yell as much as you want.

all i want to know rn is if this aunty shady too or not.

we have a canon date of birth for pooJanhvi: 10th august, 1991. sis a leo. kinda fitting; leos are pretty vengeful, i think second only to scorpios.

OMG WHUTTTTTTT COMMISSIONER KNEW ALREADY THE SISTERS WERE ALIVE????????????? AND KEPT IT FROM PK ALL THESE YEARS????????

are they secretly good and trying to protect the sharmas???? or do they wanna finish them off themselves???????

ouff aa gaya.

aaaaaand janhvi has gotten mad again.

“ismein itni chidne waali kya baat hai???” OH IDK MAYBE COZ YOU'RE SMOTHERING HERRRRRRR????

........ AND YOU WOULDN'T TAKE YOUR HAND OFF HER WOUND EVEN AFTER SHE MOVED IT??????

behen neeche dekh. neeeeche.

UGH THIS LOSER.

she's like i literally can't stand this face of yours anymore, bye.

hein? yeh itniiiiiiiiii raat ko rotiyaan kyun bana rahi hai????

silent treatment.

and burnt rotis.

(silent treatment and burnt rotis: the memoir of an infuriated desi wife. ON BOOKSHELVES NEAR YOU SOON!!!!)

‘bish i like jali hui rotiyaan, fuck off.’ (not a funny caption by me, it's legit what she said.)

oh ho, this another khushi kumari gupta wannabe, who loads up on sugar when upset.

lol what's with the dramatic music and reaction jaise zeher khaa rahi ho? the roti wasn't THAT burnt also. it was just a little.... crispy.

ouff oh, this adiyal b.

lol, ek drama kare toh dusra peeche kaise rahe??? iske toh khoon mein hai drama karna, baap iska expert jo hai.

"mmmmmmm, jali rotiyaan. loving it. that hint of smokiness, exquisite. truly an elevated experience!”

BITCH STOP STEALING MY THUNDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this fucker with all his insights into her soul. roti bhi le gaya manhoos. #hangry

cctv footage no doubt.

oh boy.

oh shit oh shit oh shit.

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 26.07.17 lb

plain text version here. 

back to the girls kicking asssssssssss. woooooo hooooo! 

i especially love how anika seems to have a lot of pent up rage that she’s expending on these no-names. 🙃🙃🙃

why is poor rudra being the one targeted? shoot shivaay. he’s the annoying one. 🙄🙄🙄

LMFAO WHAT EVEN... I... 😯😯😯😧😧😧

after a long day of work, i just want a little of whatever gulneet are smoking while writing scenes like these. it would really me unwind. 😌😌😌

“humaare achche khaase show ki kya haalat kar rahe ho, gulneet????” 

OMFG I... i really can’t... I JUST HAVE NO WORDS. I JUST DON’T. 🤐🤐🤐

best part of this: kapde are coming righhhhhhhhhhhht off (who knew tearaway salwar kameezes exist, just like tearaway track suits?), and rudra, THE LOVE INTEREST, closes his eyes, but shivaay is just like: 

“khud ki biwi toh kuch dikhaati nahi. i’ll take what i can get, i guess. sorry, baby bro.” 

(om is me. wondering where to find some of gulneet’s maal. puff puff pass, plz.) 

oufff, i just have to fwd. i can not tolerate this garbage. i’m a rabid feminist and all, but this is fucking ridiculous ok? 😑😑😑

never thought i’d relate to pinky these days, but she’s the luckiest one to faint, than have to witness this. 😐😐😐

presenting - the incredible hulk singh oberoi. ain’t no one touching that baby on his watch. HULK SMASH HIM, SHIVAAY! 👿👿👿

baby be like “my tiny dad is angry. must be serious. 😕😕😕” 

oh my goddddddddddd the water was left on! RUDRA YOU FUCKING IDIOT. WHO DOES THAT???????????? 😧😧😧

mom’s hereeeeeeeee. 😊😊😊

bitch, if YOU of all ppl can get attached to the baby this soon, then she’s an infinitely more kind and empathetic human being. 😒😒😒

yep. time to fuck husband up for his awaiiii ki herobaazi. 😂😂😂

lol, he has the same complaints regarding her and her random dispensing of thappads. 🤣🤣🤣

alllllllll the faraqs. 😚😚😚

baby is getting kissed as a proxy. mom and dad very much want to kiss each other instead. 👪🏽👪🏽👪🏽

pffffffffffft. khanna ko finally hosh aaya. i’m not even going to talk about their security nonsense. 😒😒😒

... where is jhanvi supp to be? is this pune? why is she in the oberoi mansion bathroom then? 😐😐😐

daaaaaaaaaamn jhanvi, that highlight game. #glowAlert 😍😍😍

I FUCKING LOVE THIS TRACK OF SVETLANA BEING IN TEAM JHANVI OK. I LOVE SVETLANA. I LOVE HER SO MUCH. 😭😭😭😭

when svetlana inspires more love in me than one of your female leads *clears throat* you knowwwwww you gotta write that one character better. 😐😐😐

ouff, this MAAAAAAAAAAAA (lol @vishwaspur and her nicknames mannnnnnnn. they’re so addictive.) is so dead behind the eyes. i don’t like this actress at allllllllll. 😒😒😒

oufffff, what is this nonsense Bhavya Bhajan???? the most loved bahu here is Anika, and even she isn’t THAAAAAAAAAAT educated, so what even are you talking about, MAAAAAAAAAAA? 😑😑😑

oh thank god, omkara is here to set her straight. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

*crying* OMKIIIIIIIIII. MY OMKIIIIIIIIIII. 😭😭😭😭

... what does he mean DUSRE BAHUON. there’s just one other bahu. awaiiiii writers bhavya ko family mein ghusaane ki koshish. like what do these ppl even know about bhavya???? she’s been assigned to this family on official duty. she could have a boyfriend for all they know!!!!!!!!! matlab, kuch bhiiiiiiiiiiiii? 😒😒😒

also, pretty sure anika hasn’t gone to college. finished high school and that’s it. 😐😐😐

gauri be like “shit. there he goes being perfect again and making me fall in love. i really don’t need this bs right now.” 😫😫😫

... did nakuul get another haircut? and are his highlights gone now???? OMG DARE WE HOPE @theincorrigiblemagpie??? 😩😩😩

husband has all the feelz seeing wife + baby in his bed again. everything is right with the world again. for tonight. 😍😍😍

hee hee hee, omkara ne chori pakadddddddd li. 😆😆😆

oh no. don’t be building up anika - baby relationship like thisssss. this is hard enough as it issss. 😭😭😭

ouff shivaay, could you be more in love with her???????? honestly. might as well just tattoo it on your forehead. 🙄🙄🙄

omki be like “this stubborn idiot. time for me to open a can of truth on him.” 

ooooooooooh bringing back that controversial scene of DBO. 😯😯😯

“KYUNKI TU DUNIYA KA SABSE BADA BEWAKOOF HAI.” 

observation: rudra’s love for anika is the purest and most unconditional. he will pick her even over shivaay when the situation calls for it. but omkara is the one who understands how well she fits into shivaay’s life, and how integral she is to his happiness, and he will always fight for her rightful place by shivaay’s side. his loyalties lie firmly with shivaay, so he won’t pick anika OVER him, but he will always call shivaay out on his BS and make him realise anika’s true worth. 😌😌😌

“baat karne laayak kuch bacha nahi hai ab.”

oh my heart, shivaay’s heartbroken face and omki’s look. *cries for all eternity* 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i swear to god, shivaay is the biggest fucking idiot of them all - why isn’t he using his brain to think even onceeee that om was the one who anika offended the MOST that day - and he’s here fighting tooth and nail FOR her and telling shivaay to get her back. NOT EVEN ONCE IS HE QUESTIONING WHY IS OM SUPPORTING ANIKA SO MUCH????? godddddddddd. 😫😫😫😫😣😣😣😣

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS RETURN OF THIS POEM! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

omki, you’re so wise and beautiful. i love you so much. you magnificent poetry spouting unicorn. 🦄🦄🦄

oh great. these two are having an angsty fight that i really don’t give a shit about. 🙄🙄🙄

“... lekin aap bhool rahi hai ki aap ek ladki hai...”

*record scratch noise* BITCH WHAT YOU SAY?????????? WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING???? YO MAN BHAVYA, DO ONE OF YOUR 360 ROUNDHOUSE KICKS AND KICK HIS TEETH IN. 😒😒😒

i really don’t get the TONE of this argument? how can you ANGRILY DEMAND that someone share their problems with you? like... 🤔🤔🤔

this whole argument is just weird. and i feel zero connect to it. like i feel a little bad for rudra, but... 😕😕😕

yo ppl, svetlana/jhanvi is my current hot otp of this show and nothinggggg can make me change my mind ok???? I FUCKING SHIP IT SO MUCH. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

IS JHANVI A FUCKING IDIOT??????????? DESPITE ALL THIS PROOF????????? 😧😧😧

TEAM UP, MY QUEENS???? TEAM THE F UP AND SCREW HIM OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😈😈😈

lol, this is just footage of surbhi playing with the baby. too adorable. 😘😘😘

ouffff whyyyyyyy do these ppl still have this jankyass basket??? 

LMAO OM THINKS THE BABY IS A TINY PHILOSOPHER. I KNW HE’D SPIN IT THAT WAY. I JUST KNEW IT. 😂😂😂😂

lol gauri’s face tho. like “sure bro. sure.”

pffffffffffft, harneet. i see what you did there. 😒😒😒

lmao anika and RiKara’s faces at shivaay’s bs: 

bade bhaiyya callling on bulbul for support. #myBrOTP 😊😊😊

hahaha “woh mujhse attached hai jaise scooter pe stepney”

shivaay muttering “yeh middle class examples, my godddd” lmaooooo 😂😂😂

ouff. these idiots. just let the baby say what she wantssssssssss. a baby’s first word doesn’t have to have a lot of MEANING. 🙄🙄🙄

great. you’ve done it. you’ve made her cry. DANCE NOW. DANCE!!!!!!!!!!

BABY’S PARENTS ARE HEREEEEEEEEEEEE. 😧😧😧

OUFF JHANVI, I HONESTLY DON’T GET WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU. HOW CAN SOMEONE SO SMART BE SO FUCKING STUPID???? COULD YOU QUIT WITH THIS ABLA NAARI CRAP? 😣😣😣

“styling kaisi bhi ho, bharatiya naari rehti bharatiya naari hi hai. especially jab woh patni ho.”

lmfaoooooo, my girl svetlana spitting some omkara-grade truth. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

OH NO. TEJ IS IN ON THIS PLAN. WHYYYYYYYYYYY????????????? FUCKING HELL SVETLANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

I AM SO FUCKING SAD AND BETRAYED THAT THEY FUCKED UP THIS TRACK LIKE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. I WANTED SVETLANA TO BE ON JHANVI’S SIDE FOR ONCE, AFTER REALISING BOTH OF THEM DESERVE BETTER THAN TEJ’S BS!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEE????? GET MY HOPES UP AND THEN DESTROY ME LIKE THIS??????????????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

lmao how was that supposed to be any proof, when jhanvi didn’t even hear tej’s side of the conversation??? 🤔🤔🤔

waah. pari is from naam aur khoon waala khaandan. (tell me, have you EVER seen a poor “saxena” in a movie/serial? nope. saxena/oberoi/etc. are just automatically rich ppl names.) 

waaaah, this man is shivaay’s future in 20 years. shivaay looks rightfully alarmed. 😆😆😆

arundati, you’re a little bitch, you know that? who does shit like this???? 😒😒😒

snort, shivaay having to remind rudra that this is a serious moment and he should stfu. 😂😂😂

oh shut up mr. saxena. you’re an asshole. 😠😠😠

“can i have my baby back?” 

nice of her to phrase it so politely, as if she’s asking for a cup of sugar. 😕😕😕

shivaay ko itna sadma anika ke jaane pe bhi nahi hua tha. poor boy. *pats his floofy hair... which [squints] i can’t quite tell if is still coloured or not* 

"ragini? are you fine, BETA?”

ugh samarrrrrrrrrr, why are you so niceeeeeee? stop worming your way into my heartttttttttt. 😥😥😥

“aisa kyaaaaa hai us shivaay mein?”

samar, it’s been over a year, and even WE don’t know the answer yet. if we ever find out, you’ll be the first to know. 😗😗😗

BHAABI. samar was married to chawl girl! 😯😯😯

SAMAR IS BACK TO BEING RATIONAL AND SANE. 

“maine un logon ko dekha hai, aur jitna main samajh paaya hoon, shivaay aur anika achche log hai. don’t mess up their lives, please!” 

samar, dude. you’re tooooooo nice and sane for this show. too pure. too fucking pure. #protectSamar2k17 😪😪😪😪

SAMAR DUDE, GET THIS GIRL SOME DAMN HELPPPPPPP. PLEASE, FOR YOUR SAKE, MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE. 😥😥😥

awwwww, return of the sahil/anika poemmmmmmmm. 😚😚😚

gauri finally got the name of the drug right! 🤓🤓🤓

could these people stop manhandling this poor babyyyyyy??? one of you hold her, and just everyone can talk to her. ouff. so uncomfortable this looks for the poor child. 😕😕😕

GOD BHAVYA. SHE’S 9 MONTHS OLD. LET HER PICK HER OWN CAREER. 😑😑😑

kunal + baby: MY KYPTONITE. 😣😣😣

lol rudra has the same dialogue for every time a child comes into the house: that he’s happy someone younger than him is here (he said the same when sahil started living here.) 

why he keeps forgetting that he has a younger sister PRINKU, is beyond me. 😕😕😕

awwwwwwwwwwww man. rudra’s cryyyyyying. my heart. 😥😥😥

i knew shivaay wouldn’t say anything. he has to keep his strong waala facade up in public. this stupid emotionally stunted boy of mine. 😔😔😔

SEE, THIS IS THE KINDA BS THAT MAKES ME ANGRY. GAURI SHOULD BE THE ONE EXPLAINING SHIVAAY’S BEHAVIOUR TO BHAVYA. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. THIS IS SOME REAL FUCKERY, AND I AM NOT BUYING IT FOR ONE HOT SECOND, GULNEET. YOU CAN JUST FUCK OUTTA HERE. 😤😤😤

oh my hearttttttttttttttttttttt. she doesn’t wanna let shivaay goooooooo. 😥😥😥

ugh mannnnnnnnnnnn, i didn’t even want this track, why am i having all the feels for shivaay and this damn baby?!!?! goddamn you nakuul and the cutest baby in the universe ever. damn your amazing faces to heck. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

yeah ok we get it, shivaay was very attached to the baby and he’s ready for fatherhood. SORT OUT HIS ISSUES WITH HIS DAMN WIFE THEN. DON’T YOU DARE BE BRINGING A BABY INTO THE CURRENT HOT MESS THAT IS HIS FUCKED UP PERSONAL LIFE RN. 😠😠😠

finally found her ducky! 😌😌😌

i love how they’re mansplaining the baby to her own mom, based on their experience of 3 days. 3 fucking days. 🙄🙄🙄

ok fwding this nonsense. i just can’t take it anymore. gimme the damn precap. it’s almost 3 am where i am and i need some fucking sleep. 😣😣😣

rudra weeping like a baby while dancing though. ouff. *resignedly hugs him while yawning* 

ooooooooooooh. artist omkara issues. very interestinggggg. i think i might like this track! 😌😌😌