#Jade blogs

[jadequarze]

I think they can be besties, with the power of sheer, cunty outfits

[nots-27]

The beta kidz!

[wolfiesmoon]

Ratted out

sometimes friends and family accidentally (or purposefully) reveal things they shouldnt :)

characters featured: Leona, Kalim, Jade, Jack

ufff idk whats wrong with me but i ended up creating an entire (unrelated to this fic) movie plan related to twst this is mentally stable activities, truly

also unrelated but the new event got me SCREAMING how do they look so good😫

ᐟᐟ☆๋࣭ ⭑໑ Leona Kingscholar

when hanging out with your boyfriend Leona, a little lion boy suddenly jumps him and he immediately lets you go

who is this child???

"Uncle Leona!" the boy clings onto him and you can feel the annoyance eminating from Leona

it's like its own aura thats how annoyed he is🥴

so his nephew (you presume) looks to you all of a sudden and asks "who are you?" with an innocent look on his face

"I'm his lover...?" you said, a little unsure. But when you looked to Leona, he had a look of pure horror on his face...? What is even going on?????

"What?! No way, you're dating Uncle Leona?!" the kid got all excited and ran off somewhere before you could stop him

"...What have you done?" Leona hissed at you through clenched teeth, holding his forehead

you do realise you just revealed that he's dating you to the most big mouthed child in the world, right? that his whole family will know in a matter of minutes, right? that you've basically just invited yourself to every future family gathering at once, right?

and sure enough, in a few minutes he got a surprised text from his brother which he left on read 💀

"Damn brat..." he muttered under his breath, you still confused over what just happened

ᐟᐟ☆๋࣭ ⭑໑ Kalim Al-Asim

let's be real babes there is nothing for his siblings to rat him out on because he immediately told his family he was dating you

however....😈

his siblings happened to overhear a little something...

"Hey, hey." one of Kalim's younger brothers pulled your sleeve, wanting to tell you something

"yes?" you answered absentmindedly, thinking he's going to start talking about a strange thing he saw today or something

"Kalim's gonna marry you." he whispered to you, looking around to make sure no one heard

You laughed a little. "If you think so." you pat his little head

"No, he was like, asking mom if he can marry you soon. We heard it." another one of his brothers joined in after hearing the tea being spilled

"What?! Really?!" you're both extremely surprised and happy and mad at his brothers for ruining the surprise right now

oh well, what's done is done, and now you know Kalim is SERIOUS about you

that gets you thinking about wedding stuff now...🤔

What none of you know tho is that Jamil overheard all of you

"Okay, maybe we need to scrap the whole surprise wedding proposal thing..." he sighs, making a mental note of it and preparing to dissapoint poor Kalim

ᐟᐟ☆๋࣭ ⭑໑ Jade Leech

jade is like... oddly nice to you after you first meet him

you're a little wary of him considering his reputation but he hasn't done anything weird at all so... might as well accept his gifts?

one time he approaches you with jade in tow and you think absolutely nothing of it since they're together like 90% of the time anyways

"Hello there, are you enjoying your lunch?" he just sat down next to you without asking if he can at all 😔

"Uh, yeah, I suppose." you didn't really know what to tell him and it seems he doesnt know how to continue the conversation either so u just kinda... stare at eachother while Floyd casually steals a bit of ur food

"Maaaan, aren't you like, supposed to be crushing on Little Shrimpy or something? Then taaalk about stuff, I'm bored." Floyd looked bored when he saw the two of you didn't start talking about weird stuff

Jade simply smiled at you, telling you to ignore Floyd

But on the inside he was planning approximately 10 ways to... get rid of someone without others noticing

or alternatively, just beating the everloving crap out of his twin brother if the first plan is not a possibility

"Do you have a crush on me?" you wanted to know now...

"That's for you to think about." he smiled oddly eerily, but then just started talking abt something mundane 😥

ᐟᐟ☆๋࣭ ⭑໑ Jack Howl

You're visiting him for the first time because you got curious what his family is like

OF COURSE HE'S AN OLDER BROTHER IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

his younger siblings immediately ambushed you with their little sniffer noses as soon as you stepped in the house🤔

"Who are you?" they asked, always curious about anyone that Jack brings over

When you told them who you were, they immediately ran away to "TELL MOM" and were literally screaming that the two of you are dating so loudly that the whole neighborhood could hear

You could also hear some woman (who you presume is his mom) laughing from somewhere in the house so uhhh.... atleast she isn't mad about it?

You looked back at Jack who seemed more annoyed than anything

"Aren't you gonna... go stop them?" you asked, raising a brow.

"Nah, I was gonna tell mom I'm dating you anyways. I'm just mad that they beat me to it." he crossed his arms, huffing in annoyance

"Actually, speaking of, isn't me dating you kinda a big deal? You told me before that wolves have one partner for life." you actually got kinda nervous, i mean, you gotta impress his family good now

"It is. But I think everyone's just happy I got someone at all." Jack looked at his overly excited siblings who were still celebrating

"Wow, that's sad." you sassed him 😝

"...I shouldn't have brought you."

[askinsufferableprick]

@mspaintjade

[hot-diggity-shit]

homestucks get ur strife specibus

[horriblydrawnhomestuck]

hahaha. get reduced to your base components. idiot

[rosemaryyuri]

roachstuck

[hoofpeet]

It's bangin out the tunes day

[wizards101official]

Would try to insert a Laika reference into this caption but I would bust down in tears, per usual

[softesteshouten]

Dude I haven't had the thought to mention it before but the fucking artstyle is so fucking strong here.

Props to the artists for making it stand out so gods damn much. Loving it.

[swaprandaljade]

GOVERNMENT HOOKER

Eat up Randal fans -☎️

[jadequarze]

Momo >:3c

The lineart under cut (for a reason) because I had so much fun doing it

[pertrubedretort]

indulging in cringy homestuck memes because i dont even know why

[faebaex]

Okay I've been thinking this for DAYS and I just need to get it out of my head:

Jade and his little baby girl stance 😭

Standing there like butter wouldn't melt

100% certified baby girl fr he could frame me for many crimes and i just couldn't be mad

Your Honour i LOVE HIM

[askinsufferableprick]

hey dave! happy birthday! now youre old too i hope you get cool movies or swords or whatever it is you wanted for your birthday im sending you over a gift but it will PROOOBABLY be late! im unsure! but I really hope you have a sick birthday and get to do all your cool kid stuff i was GOING to get a cake baked and sent over but i couldnt find a bakerywho was willing!!! stupid bakers amiright -Jade

nah harley im not old its those other 2 that are just basically infants us? were like fine wine baby getting better with each year till some old butler comes down to the cellar looking to impress his boss this one here is a fine vintage sir from the year 1995 sir a good year sir the best in fact only to slip and drop me all over the floor red spilling everywhere wait where was i going with this

no stress about the cake shame about the present tho like damn jade youre breaking my heart here cant believe it id never do that to you would never get distracted and forget that shit takes like years to get to you over there on treasure island but suppose ill live i got plenty of other shit till then too much even barely space in the apartment from all the cake and presents from bro and all my adoring fans

[mspaintjade]

yo harley congrats on the big day hows it feel to be the first of us to be old as balls guess this is the part where i go on a whole cheesy ass rant about how much your friendship means to me and whatever which usually isnt my style but since its your bday and all i guess its not too big a secret that even tho youre kind of a weirdo youre also pretty cool or maybe thats what makes you cool hope you had a sick ass party on murder island full of like tea parties and furries or whatever like some kinda fucked up alice in wonderland remake not that theyd ever try and do an edgy remake of that classic can you imagine haha anyway your gift will be a bit late but promise its on its way scouts honor even have a pic as proof cant wait to meet in person one day and make some sick beats together stay cool tg

Jade: Big letr

GG: wowzers dave!!!!!!!!!! GG: i would give you a hug if we werent GG: an ocean away!

GG: best i can do is offer you a hug!

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