#Jaded yap

[jadedgravity]

I aspire to have this level of man spread

[blondeaxolotl-twstocs]

Mama eel and her annoying ass twins

[kenchann]

you shouldnt have gone too far 🦈🐬

[yatori-morgana]

~ Messy-Haired Jade Leech ~

[spideypawz]

Sprite edits based on how I draw the homestuck kids.

And some commentary.

[thewitchandthepangolin]

My impressions about the 5th Ani costumes~

Heartslabyul

Ace, Deuce and Trey: they're trying SO HARD

Riddle: he puts his 110% in EVERYTHING HE DOES AND HE NAILED IT ✨ k-pop idol all the way

Cater: a fucking NATURAL. Omg he knows his best angles and he's hands down the best of the Dorm

Savanaclaw

Ruggie: wondering if he's going to get paid for this shit. Boyish charm tho

Leona: MF knows he's hot and he totally owns it. Just look at that unbuttoned shirt. I'm melting over here, I hate you

Jack: 👏Taking👏Notes👏From👏Vil👏 My boi you're killing me with your beauty. THOSE FANGS PEAKING!

Octavinelle

Azul: he's channeling his dominatrix aura; dunno how much it's working, but he's commiting to the BIT

Tweels: stole the FUCKING SHOW OMG they look more twin than ever. Jade is EFFORTLESS, but Floyd is SLAYING 🔥

Scarabia

Kalim: more serious than ever. he keeps his boyish charm, but I do feel he doesn't know how to pose

Jamil: natural beauty ✨ but his pose could have been more dynamic

Pomefiore: overall the best Dorm, 10/10

Epel: k-pop idol 🎤🍎 my boi is OWNING HIS STYLE and is taking good pointers from Vil

Rook: 1000% beautiful hunter. i like it but i'm also afraid 👁️👄👁️

Vil: they put more time in his drawing than anyone else and it's SHOWING! 👑Q U E E N S U P R E M A C Y👑 unfair to everyone else. step on me, please and thank you

Ignihyde:

Ortho: my son knows how to maximize his cute charm and it's totally weaponizing it. best boi

Idia: WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THE DARK AND BROODING LOVE INTEREST OF AN OTOME GAME?????? his cards are always drawn for the fans, because THIS MAN IS PATHETIC AND DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO POSE FOR HIS LIFE BUT LOOK AT HIM 💯🔥super close second to best one, after Vil (but first for me bc he's my fav)

Diasomnia:

Malleus: main love interest and he knows it. he can't pose and NOT be amazing and regal. my liege ❤️

Lilia: also boyish charm, looks very good, kinda stiff tho? i wish they drew him more like when he was general Lilia

Silver: natural beauty ✨ don't need to do anything, he's already perfect

Sebek: he's also trying very hard but he's actually nailing it!

That's it, thanks for coming to my TEDTalk

(Pictures found: https://www.tumblr.com/mostroloungeofficial/777455647420727296/every-dorm-in-their-blazing-jewel-outfits-from-the?source=share)

[sleepiestwizard]

choose your fighter

[karli6]

category: fine shyt.

[jadedgravity]

[blondeaxolotl]

Jade the type of person to tell you there's a monster in the janitors closet when the lights are off and then push you into said closet locking the door and turning off the lights

[yatori-morgana]

He's surrounded by eepers

[schroedingerscryptid]

you are LITERALLY on a rollar coaster you gay bitches

[blondeaxolotl-twstocs]

Inverting my other question, what do Murray and Sirena think of the twins as their sons/family?

Murray's opinion on her kids is- like a dad who hated the idea of getting a pet but after the pet finally arrived home, he ended up absolutely adoring it. That's Murray, she hated the idea of having kids and didn't want any, but when Floyd and Jade hatched she quickly went "omg wait I actually like these weird little things" as she poked them. She does seem to love them both, as she actively likes to talk about them to others (even though the way she words it, it's like she's talking about pets <- main reason why Sirena didn't know Murray HAD actual kids to begin with), but doesn't hide the fact that they were an absolute NIGHTMARE to raise (Floyd mostly, Jade sometimes). But nevertheless, she loves them both, and is proud of them even though she has no idea how to say it because she sucks at affection so instead she goes " 👍" at them

Now with Sirena.. Sirena knew for a while she wanted kids herself, but she wasn't expecting to raise kids so soon after meeting Murray (once again, the way Murray talked about the twins was like she was talking about PETS, so Sirena was very confused at first). But honestly she's kinda glad they weren't actual pets, because raising the twins and becoming a second mother to them was probably the best thing that happened to her. Floyd and Jade WERE a bit tricky to raise because they were carbon copies of Murray (aka menaces) so trying to raise them into becoming somewhat more sane than their mother was a challenge.

Besides that, Sirena adores the twins and loves them both equally. She was very relieved and glad when she found out they actually liked her too, and found it adorable when she learned that Jade started to look up to her specifically. She wasn't expecting to soon raise a "mini-me" from another mother. But hey she ain't complaining lmao, as long as they and Murray liked her, she was cool with anything nods.

anyway, just like before, bonus doodle :3

[silverware-is-interesting]

have some kinitoPET content, 'cause why not

a version with YOU

+ a thing and a few YOU doodles

[eggwishing]

short & stout rose And awkward and gangly dave >>>> i think rose would move with a ferocity like she could accidwntally bump her elbow onto the corner of a table and the table would crumble . dave posture’d be so rigid that he’d fall like a tree and shatter like glass from a light breeze

[serene-siren]

I am a real sucker for jade being the first to fall

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I made this with no real direction on where this was going if you couldn’t tell lmaoo— it was just supposed to be the first drawing but I kept going

Back on with resting bitch face trey clover as well

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