its wild bc they said theyre in a quad and its like okay theyre all together cool! and you just assume everybody is with everybody and then they make a deliberate point to show every one on one pairing except jarchie and now youre THINKING about jarchie specifically like what makes them different why arent they hooking up etc etc but you werent thinking about them specifically before just the polycule as a unit. but by excluding them they are significant enough that that interviewer had to ask about them bc its more notable than beronica. literally the absence of a jarchie kiss has become gayer than its presence
JUGHEAD JONES DID NOT LIVE IN ARCHIE'S EMPTY HOUSE AND COMMISSION A STATUE OF HIM IN ORDER TO IMMORTALIZE HIM AS A FOLK HERO JUST FOR ROBERTO AGUIRRE-SACASA TO SAY HE DIDNT LAY THE BAREST SEED OF A ROMANCE BETWEEN ARCHIE AND JUGHEAD. DONT WORRY MR JONES. I SAW YOUR ARCHIE STATUE.