#Jaune Arc Crack

[madmanwonder]

Crossover Crack Ship: Jislaine

Ghislaine Dedoldia of Mushoku Tensei:

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Jaune Arc of RWBY:

[dragonotaku-justineverything]

Pyrrha: *Working out her legs in the Beacon gym, just finished doing heel taps*

Jaune: Hey Pyrrha, why are you working out your legs again? It's like the fourth day in a row? Why are you training them so hard?

Pyrrha: *Pure concentration as she drops to the mat a starts doing leg swirls* I lost my thigh gap. I’m getting it back.

Jaune: Haha… wha?

Pyrrha: My thigh gap Jaune!

Blake: It's nothing to joke about!

Jaune: *Looks behind him*

Blake: *Finishes doing a frog pose stretch before getting up and starts to do squats slowly while glaring back at Jaune* Thigh gap loss is a serious issue!

Yang: *Suddenly appearing out of thin air next to Jaune, staring right at Blake's rear* Yeah. Super serious...

[rwac96]

Crossover Crack Ship: Knight's Wish/Scuttle Arc/Shaune/Jantie

SHANTAE - SHANTAE, HALF-GENIE HERO

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JAUNE ARC- RWBY

[therealmofamorus]

Nightly Gallancy/Lilith Knight/Jilith

Jaune Arc:

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Lilith Aensland:

[heliosthegriffin]

"So, who's the most dangerous member of team JNPR?" Yang asked the table unprompted, the rest of her team looking up from their food.

"Hmm, Pyrrha." Weiss said with little thought. "Perfect form, incredible strength and reflexes, she is definitely their ace in the hole."

"Really?" Yang held her stomach. "Nora's stronger, and her energy she brings to a fight is something else,"

Blake was silent in thought for a moment. "The question isn't who's strongest, or skilled, though. Pyrrha is their best fighter, but Nora is the physically strongest, but remember, the element of surprise and intelligence are just as deciding a factor in a fight. Ren's not as good a fighter, or as strong, but his mobility and aura control mixed with his ruthlessness, I think make him more dangerous."

"Elaborate." Weiss stated.

"Well, Nora is strong and energetic, but she's always going to come at you head on, so it's easy to counter her, if you don't fight her on her terms. Pyrrha better about that, but she's very civil, so she's not going to fight you outside of arena, unless you start it. Ren though? I can see him slitting someone's throat."

The rest of the table stared at her blankly.

"Nah, it's Jaune." Ruby said after a beat, drinking some milk.

"What?" Weiss said flatly. "You must be kidding. He's by far the least skilled, weakest, and most disgra-"

"Ok that's enough, princess." Yang cut her off. "But, she's got a point, Ruby."

Ruby shrugged. "Yeah, that's true, but-" She took a drink of milk. "What's Jaune's fighting style?"

Weiss huffed. "Simple, it's nothing, he doesn't have one."

"Yeah, it's kind of random style."

Blake thought for a moment, seeing a flash of triumph in Ruby's eyes. "Oh, that's your point."

Ruby gave finger guns at the cat-girl. "Exactly! You asked who's the most dangerous! It's Jaune, because, how you going to fight someone who doesn't know what he's going to do next?"

"What?" Yang and Weiss asked simultaneously.

Blake nodded along. "She's got a point, how are you going to react to someone who doesn't know what even he's going to do next?"

"Plus, have you ever been hit by him?" Ruby added, with no one stepping up to the plate. "His skill and style might not be great, but his strength is incredible, and his durability, endurance, and staying power are unmatched if you ask me."

"She's right, you know." A new voice interjected, all of team RWBY turning to face the sudden newcomer.

"Ren? Since when did you get here?" Yang asked.

"Since the beginning," He said simply, sipping from a juice box. "But, it's definitely, Jaune." His eyes became distant and foggy. "Always has been."

"Uh, you ok, buddy?" Yang putting a hand on his shoulder.

Ren went back to normal. "Yeah, why wouldn't I be?"

"Well, the look of trauma on your face, just kind of,-"

"Don't ever get locked in a food-pantry with Jaune, there's no telling what he'll do, because even he doesn't know."

"How did that even occur?" Weiss asked. "Why were you two even-"

"Nora."

"Oh."

"Well, it's not like we ever have to worry about that."

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"Jaune Arc, you're under arrest for suspicion of forgery to enter Beacon !" Harriet Bree stormed over to the blonde as he was stocking a shelf inside one of Beacons's storage closets. With a sound of confusion and a hand of tomato soup, he turned and let go, screaming.

Harriet, moving at full speed, had no chance to stop, as she knocked away the can of soup, only for another to fall at her feet, as Jaune dropped armfuls of soup to the ground. Harriet, going at full momentum, crushed the metal can underfoot, spraying it all over herself.

"Ah! Gross!" She wailed, still charging forward, only to step on another can and slip, flying up into the air and knock Jaune over. Jaune groaned as she knocked into him, recovering quick she mounted his chest, ready to knock him out.

Jaune reaching wildly, grabbed a shaker of pepper, slamming it into her face. Harriet felt her eyes water and nose sting, as she recoiled back, letting Jaune push her off of him, running for the door, Harriet behind him.

Flailing wildly, Jaune grabbed a broom, swinging it wildly around with knocking rows of preserved goods off the shelves and onto the floor, Harriet taking a wrong step trying to dodge the flailing, stepping into a puddle of oil from a broken bottle, sliding forward, right into Jaune's wild strikes.

Harriet felt her head ring and vision swim, then another swing connected, knocking her back and into a row of shelves. She went straight through it, and the shelves falling straight onto her with a groan, the sound of clanging metal and falling supplies consuming the room, as Jaune fled out the door, turning off the lights and locking the door behind him.

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AN: Felt like writing some goofiness.

[howlingday]

Ruby: We need to call in the experts of seduction!

Ruby: Ren!

Ren: Well, hello there~.

Ruby: Jaune!

Jaune: Bonjour~.

Ruby: And Nora.

Nora: Hey, how ya doin'? (Crushes can on head)

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: Sweet! Phineas and Ferb: Across the Second Dimension is on sale! Man I loved that show as a kid! Did you guys ever watch it?

Ruby: Of course- Well. We watched a good bit of it.

Jaune: What? Couldn't afford the channel or something?

Yang: Well, the movie came out, the one where they Hop dimensions?

Jaune: I though it was really good!

Yang: Yeah, so did we, until ....

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Movie: SUMMER! It's like the world's best story, and it's waiting to be To-old!

Kid!Ruby: *Sobbing her eyes out* MAMA!

Kid!Yang: *Clutching Ruby, Sniffling*

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Jaune: Huh.

Ruby: Yep. But we're big girls now! We can handle a movie for little kids!

Yang: Definitely!

Ruby: Uh-Huh!

Jaune: Cool! Would you mind coming over to the JNPR dorm for Movie night then? You can bring Weiss and Blake!

Ruby: Certainly!

~They Could not, in fact, handle the Movie for little Kids~

[obligatoryjauneblog]

Mercury always knew he wasn't right in the head. His old man beat it into him that he wasn't like other boys, that he didn't deserve love or kindness and for a time he accepted that.

Until he met the blondie from JNPR.

The first time anyone ever shown him any kindness without some hidden motive was from the blonde and since then, Merc has been "observing" him.

He's memorized Jaune's class schedule, workout routine, when he goes to Vale, and especially with who.

His eyes went from the Arc scion to the others, Nikos, Ren, Valkyrie, Rose and the rest of RWBY. His eyes narrowed when he saw the glances Pyrrha gave Jaune or the ones Jaune gave to the Schnee. His anger peaked when he saw Nikos lay a hand on Jaune's forearm, one word coming to mind.

Mine.

[epic-arc]

Summing up Jaune's crossover ships PART 5

''HE IS BACK!!''

1- Pyro Knight Or Arc Furnace

''Imagine if Nora Neo and Yang did a triple fusion, I just say that Jaune will not have any rest hah.''

2- Gammar Shield

Well in the comics it is confirmed that the Hulk likes puppies, so Jennifer gets her own human golden retriever!

3- Parallax Knight

''Ah, but isn't it just Knight Light, but Jessica is evil?'' Yes, but the list is mine and I can do whatever I want, heheh. This ship is literally the phrase ''he calls me mommy too~''

4- Ghost Knight

''''I can fix her'' He's the entire construction crew.''

[logar3]

Have a crack-treated-seriously oneshot! I hope you enjoy it!

[madmanwonder]

Crossover OT3 Crack Ship: Anonymous Eridu Paladin/Three Sides of Law

Jane Doe of Zenless Zero Zone:

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Zhu Yuan of Zenless Zero Zone:

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Jaune Arc of RWBY:

[blueskyportrait]

WBY+ Jaune reacting to Ruby minecrafting herself Vol 9 episode 8

[rwac96]

Crossover Crack Ship- Jaune Arc X Jane Doe

ANONYMOUS CHIVALRY/JANE'S ARC/ARCDOE

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[therealmofamorus]

Prompt

Crossover Crack Pairing

Jaune Arc x Asaba Harumasa, since we need some ZZZ Yaoi

Yellow Bow/JauHaru

Jaune Arc:

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Asaba Harumasa:

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Crossover Crack Ship: Hwarang

Hitman (DNF Duel/Dungeon Fighter Online)

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Jaune Arc (RWBY)

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Salem: And now, Little Rose, you will suffer the same curse that befell your mother! Take this! (Blasts dark beam at Ruby)

Yang: Ruby! (Intercepts attack and gets launched behind rubble)

Ruby: Yang! (Silver eye powers everything into oblivion)

Ruby: Yang?! (Sifts through rubble and finds Yang suddenly transformed into a man) uh...Yang?

M.Yang: (groans) Did anyone get the license plate off that truck? (Pause) What's wrong with my voice? (Looks down) WHERE ARE MY TITS?! (runs hands through hair) ...Well, at least that's still glorious.

Ruby: Wow, bro. You look and sound like an even bigger heartthrob than Dad claims to be when he was younger. (thumbs up)

Blake: (rushes over) Ruby! Are you and Yang alrigh- oh, hello~

Weiss: (flying in on glyph nevermore) Blake! Are you guys okay- ay- aye, aye Papi~

M.Yang: Uh... (waves awkwardly) Hey, babe. Hey, Weiss. Hooooow's it going?

Blake & Weiss: Hellooo, handsome~

Weiss: ......

Blake: ......

Weiss: 50/50 split?

Blake: 80/20

Weiss: 40/60

Blake: 70/30, I get the first baby, and you get him for formal functions and every other Saturday.

Weiss: Deal.

M.Yang: (hides behind Ruby) ....eep!....

Ruby: (blinking) ....Does this mean mom turned into a dude?

(And for the folks who like Jaune and company.)

-Off In The Distance-

Jaune: Ah! (Grabs head in pain)

Nora: What is it?! What's wrong?

Jaune: Hunky blonde senses are tingling!

Sun: (screaming in agony in the distance)

-On Another Continent-

Papa Arc: (leaps up from his chair) My bloodline is in danger!

-Back on Patch-

Taiyang: (completely stops gardening) MY BLOODLINE IS FLOURISHING!!!