#Jobs

[airasilver]

Same. Put anything up/on that doesn’t belong in the store or pumps and guess whose job just got harder? On top of everything else we have to deal with.

would you look at that they even made it a yellow badge

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[xxskyethetiredemoxx]

Notes game cause I've seen people do it and it looks fun

10 notes: get off tumblr and do my homework

50 notes: brush my teeth every day (I try ok)

100 notes: practise guitar three times a week

200 notes: try and manage my time better so I have free time to do my hobbies and stuff

500 notes: deal with the mess on my bedside table

1,000 notes: look for a paid job (I quite like volunteering though, and like I want to stay there for a while, so yk)

2,000 notes: finish reading a book

5,000 notes: not do sh for three months (yeah no lol)

10,000 notes: maybe talk to my parents about mental health stuff (fuck no)

[grickle14]

Empire exit. 

[multi-purpose-a]

"A gap for a gap."

Makes things fit nicer. Surely you've seen toys like these before?

Take two of these with you to the interview and do a visual metaphor for the interviewer as an answer when this question comes up

Example monologue:

"This is my resume gap" *hold up one toy*

"This is the gap in your staff" *hold up the other*

*put them together* "Need I say more?"

You will be instantly hired.

...or thrown out of the building immediately.

Guaranteed! 😄👍

“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that

[anotherchariotpulledbycats]

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. The silence is deafening.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require you to create an account on the company website. You leave a trail of ghost accounts that will be used once and never again. You never receive a response.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but it's so rare for you to receive any response that you forget to check the website and you miss the time.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but you don't know the magic words that signal to the esoteric mind of an interviewer that you're fit for the job.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer e-mails you saying that 'unfortunately, you do not have the qualifications we are looking for'. You check the job again and see you applied to be a menial labourer.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require a car. No one stops to ask how you're supposed to afford one with no job.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers a job. The commute makes you want to die in your sleep.

You call the HR manager for the workplace in hopes of arranging an interview more directly. They don't even have an answering machine.

Employers complain that no one wants to work anymore.

[rateaters-sutff]

Me waiting in the interview room knowing full well I'm not gonna get the job because I'm slightly less hireable then the next person and the manager wants the best for a menial minimum wage stationary position at a fast food place.

[bestoftweets]

[typhlonectes]

[guardcanine]

unpopular opinion but being able to perform well under pressure should not be a required skill for the majority of job applications if not all. why are we normalizing putting stress and anxiety on people who try to make a living and making them think having to work under pressure is something that is "challenging and good" (hence it takes skills to be able to do so) instead of something that the companies should fix?

[classycookiexo]

THIS

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[animentality]