#John Mulaney

[blueberryteaplease]

Charlie: Okay guys how about for our next exercise we'll go around and say our favorite food! I like pancakes, how about you Angle?

Angel: I don't really eat much

Charlie: There has to be something that you liked when you were alive!

Angel:

[lolasteppereincarnate]

and you hate to see it

[oh-theatre]

When you’re writing with no plan and suddenly the plot takes a turn:

[too-cool-for-facebook]

[crossingpointscout]

[nick-nellson]

JOHN MULANEY: “BABY J” (2023)

[castielssuperhell]

supernatural created an openly bi character?

[jabbagabba]

Paul : “May thy knife chip and shatter.”

Feyd-Rautha *confused, a little turned on* :

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was on RuPaul’s Drag Race and the first maxi challenge was to do stand-up comedy. John Mulaney was one of the contestants, and somehow he was the first one eliminated on the COMEDY challenge. That’s tough. John Mulaney, sashay away.

[swtorpadawan]

[animusrox]

The Bear S02E06 “Fishes”  

[blueberryteaplease]

Husker: I was an overlord once

Angel: ...

Angel: ...wait what?!

Husker:

When are we gonna go back to this lore that was casually dropped!?

[chaoticace2005]

Hazbin Hotel characters as John Mulaney quotes part 1:

(Part 2 3 4)

Alastor: I made a salad with craisins!

Charlie, about Vaggie: She and I have totally different styles. When my wife walks down the street, she does not give a shit what anyone thinks of her in any situation. She’s my hero. When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It’s exhausting. My wife said that walking around with me is like walking around with someone who’s running for mayor of nothing.

Lucifer: Also, I would never say that, not even as a joke, that my wife is a bitch and I don’t like her. That is not true. My wife is a bitch and I like her so much.

Vaggie: Shut up, you’re all gonna die. Street smarts!

Angel: I’ll keep all my emotions right here. And then one day I’ll die.

Niffty: Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you?

Husk: Have you ever zoned out for a few minutes? I’ve been zoned out since 2014! I just all day long I wander into traffic walking like Charlie Chaplin, listening to a podcast while thinking about a different podcast.

Sir Pentious: Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep?

[oh-theatre]

Readers: when’s your next chapter coming out ??

Authors:

[cinemagal]

THE BEAR Season 2

[oceangenasi]

Some screencaps from the new Mulaney special that have the best potential to become memes, imho:

Bonus: the line that punched me in the gut the first time I heard it