#Kal El

[dailydccomics]

Bat-Mite is the MVP of the DC Universe Batman/Superman: World's Finest #26 art by Dan Mora and Tamra Bonvillain

[kal8elle]

By https://x.com/jjoldi5160

[betterthanbatman1]

Reminder that Little!jason loved Superman

[frownyalfred]

i need less 'i can make him better' superbat ficts in the world and more 'i can make him worse'. And I'm not talking evil injustice superman and gotham war batman i mean like both are dark dark people and recognize the darkness in each other and want to see how far down the abyss they can go down together. i need a Kal-El that never learned to human well or if at all and came to earth as a colonizer. I need a Bruce who instead of becoming batman pretty much becomes a mafia don and Gotham is his kingdom. The bad part is that i have read ficts with them individually scratching this itch, but never as them both in it together.

oh, I love this idea so much??? symbiotic darkness? you rarely have one of them being evil, and never both of them in the same fic. I also have such a soft spot for Mafia Batfamily AUs, it really fits them so well.

[dclegacyforward]

“ I love you, Lois Lane. Until the end of time. ” - Clark Kent/Superman

[ryemiffie]

More stuff from my day as superbat incorrect quotes!

Batman: Do you know what this means?!

Superman: No winter wedding?

Batman: Were you considering one?

Superman: Well I just thought maybe it would be nice.

Batman: No, I hate the cold.

Superman: Okay, nevermind.

[arietisart]

I can't do the faces, sorry.

[muchimmm]

Super Oldy Friends

<Happy birthday superman>

[celticcatgirl2]

Cute and wholesome :3

[snow-bees]

Worst case of youngest child privilege I have ever seen

[thornybone]

I LOVE THEM

[dailydccomics]

necessary items to win a fight: a pep talk from wifey and a BIG ASS bike Superman #13 art by Rafa Sandoval and Alejandro Sánchez

[kal8elle]

Nightwing v4 113 (2024)

[frappegoddess]

I originally said this in a reblog but, picture this

Bruce Wayne gets invited by BuzzFeed to read thirst tweets. They are all from his Justice League coworkers.

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Bruce, in a completely monotonous voice: @Superman says: I wanna suck Bruce Wayne's soul out through his dick and spit it back in his face.

Bruce, with a completely straight face: Poetic

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Cue the batkids watching this video after its been uploaded and gone viral on Twitter: Remember when Uncle Supes wrote that tweet about you when he was stoned off his ass??

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Said video was further used as blackmail by Tim, Jason and Steph. Duke couldn't look him in the eye for a week straight. Damian is yet to understand why the kids at school keep making jokes about his dad.

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The Justice League will never live it down

[iwannabealice]

clark: i met this boy last night that seemed to really hate you

bruce: that could be anyone, what did he look like?

clark: tall, white, dark hair, really big-

bruce: ah, that’d be jason. my son

[sully-s]

Kryptonian Heritage Picture Day