Okay the main reason that you should read Infinity Inc. Do you like cute college students who are fun together? Do you like found family? Do you like your favorite characters being friends forever and nothing bad happening to them at all?
Well TOO BAD! If you read Infinity Inc. your favorite character has a 92% chance of either dying or going evil! You will love these stupid children and you will be so upset that DC refuses to have an actual full Infinity Inc. Reunion and instead decides that every few years former members should attempt to murder each other.
For characters you have: Boy with daddy issues, other boy with daddy issues, gay angry boy with daddy issues, (unfortunately not canon gay yet) boy with EVIL daddy issues, and 7’6” himbo. It’s just... daddy issues all the way down. Also sexist 1940s man who is incredibly annoying. Jennifer-Lynn Hayden, or Jade, who you should all know, and frankly I think if your only exposure to Jen is Kyle Green Lantern you should be OBLIGATED to read Infinity Inc. I have seen some awful stuff flung around about her by Kyle fans. “Jade is only important to comics to tie Kyle to Alan and since she can’t do that properly she might as well stay dead” and that’s just what I’m willing to quote.
Read Jennie-Lynn RIGHT NOW to properly appreciate her or learn to keep her name out of your mouth. I say while shipping her other ex with her dad and her brother.
Lyta Trevor who has been through so much and deserves so much more than being hated because of Sandman, you do not know Lyta and you have not read her struggles, how dare you, I am assigning you the homework of Read Infinity Inc. or shut up.
Okay that is the big sexisms it’s time to get to the big homophobias, or both. Hey remember how the mini series that Beth and Yolanda were killed off in either heavily implied that they were dating or ramped up the sexual tension so much that it seems that they are. I think you should read Infinity Inc. and join me in demanding that Geoff Johns brings back that relationship. Yeah it would be cute.
Read Infinity Inc. now to fall in love with the cutest college age idiots you’ve ever read, ship a ship that is definitely considered problematic now (it’s Hank and Todd I don’t mean problematic problematic I mean, my god people are weird about non-canon gay ships involving canon gay characters, they just have a ridiculous amount of UST and you have to understand Hank was absolutely in love with both twins you have to you have to), be destroyed by the only death in the main series as you learn to care about them all, and also read further in the main characters lives and see the horrible shit they all but especially Hank gets subjected to...
I forgot someone...
MISTER BONES
MOST IMPORTANTLY
Infinity Inc. is the origin of this meme!
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Amazing Grace: Church AU
Direct sequel to "Demon in the Chapel pt. 2" over in the jail. Roughly one month later. Buckle up, buttercups. This is long.
Blake: (walking through the abbey to the chapel) I still can't believe you're walking around like that.
Yang: (following Blake) Like what?
Blake: Like you're a priest or something.
Yang: What? I give a mass here and there and all of a sudden I can't be pious?
Blake: That's not the point-
Adam: Ah, Father Yang, Sister Blake, good to see you both attending this evening's ceremony.
Blake: (scowls at Adam)
Yang: That sounds awfully pointed. I've been attending most services since getting here.
Adam: But our lovely sister here (stares pointedly at Blake) hasn't. I hope your illness is on the mend.
Blake: Go choke on holy water.
Adam: (glowers) .....I hear Reverend Mother Maria apparently called in a favor to have a specialty choir come to perform today. Perhaps you've heard of them? They call themselves the Holistic Singers.
Yang: (blinks) A lovely group.
Adam: (scours Yang's body language) Then I look forward to the show. (turns on his heel and enters the chapel)
Yang: (as soon as the coast is clear) Fuuuuuuuck!
Blake: What is it?
Yang: (muttering to herself) Of course, Sienna is just a human, but I wasn't told that Maria was here. Of course, she would call in a favor to the other angels. And of course the one angel that responds would- gah! Okay, calm down, Hellfire. Easy. This is fine.
Blake: Reverend Mother Maria is an angel?????
Yang: Hard to believe, huh? Actually, she's like... You know how there's The big boss downstairs and a few devils to help him reign in the sinners and demons?
Blake: Yes? Wait.... Maria is an archangel?
Yang: Holy shit. I forgot that was a word! Yeah, that's her! (acapella version of Amazing Grace starts up in the chapel, she takes a deep breath and sighs) Well... better face the music.
Blake & Yang: (step into the chapel and take their respective spots)
Blake: (staring at the three singers standing in front of the church choir in shock. A man with blonde hair and white suit stands to the right of a man with black hair, red eyes, black slacks and dress shirt under a white vest and white tie. To his left is a woman with wild, black hair, matching red eyes, and black and red dress) They're...beautiful.
Yang: (groans) Don't let them hear you say that.
Qrow & Raven: (smirk as they sing)
Yang: Too late...
Qrow: (steps forward for his baritone solo and gives a charming smile) 'Twas grace that taught my heart to fear. And grace my fears relieved. How precious did that grace appear. The hour I first believed. My chains are gone. I've been set free. My Lord, my Savior has ransomed me. And like a flood, His mercy rains. Unending love, Amazing grace.
Taiyang: (steps forward and follows with tenor and a few of the younger sisters giggle like school girls) The Lord has promised good to me. His word my hope secures. He will my shield and portion be. As long as life endures. My chains are gone. I've been set free. My God, my Savior has ransomed me. And like a flood, His mercy rains. Unending love, oh, Amazing grace.
Raven: (steps forward and starts substantially softer than expected, but has an almost seductive/sinister smirk on her lips as she sings) The Earth shall soon dissolve like snow. The sun forbear to shine. But He, Who called me here below. Will be forever mine!
Taiyang & Qrow: (bum rush the pews, grab Yang, and drag her up to the choir)
Yang: No! No! Come on, guys! No. Please.
Raven: (smirking as she finishes her solo and makes room for Yang)
Yang: (acting like a kicked puppy)
Raven & Yang: My chains are gone! I've been set free. My Lord, my Savior has ransomed me! And like a flood, His mercy rains!
Yang: (defeated) Unending love, Amazing grace.
Sienna: (as the song finishes) Thank you to our Reverend Mother Maria for putting together this lovely, unexpected inclusion to tonight's mass.
-The chapel empties at the end of Mass and Blake walks up to Yang, Qrow, Raven, and Taiyang-
Blake: Care to explain?
Yang: No. Not really.
Blake: (deadpan stare)
Yang: (sighs) Blake, this is my father, the angel, Taiyang.
Taiyang: (million dollar smile) Call me Tai, little lady.
Yang: My uncle, the Devil King of Limbo and all it's extensions, Qrow.
Qrow: (two finger waves) How's it going, kid?
Yang: (sighs) And the reigning Devil Queen of the Lust, Greed, Pride, and Wrath Circles, and my mother, Raven.
Raven: (gives Blake a once over and smirks before extending her hand) Pleasure's all mine.
Blake: (blushes as she hesitantly shakes Raven's hand) I...uh...see the resemblance....
Raven: Yang, did you never tell your little pet your title? Tsk! Tsk! (pinches Yang's cheek) My little Princess of the Anger and Lust circles.
Yang: Nyehhhhhh (slaps Raven's hands away like a cat)
Taiyang: Raven, be nice. The only reason Summer isn't here to help reign you in is because she had archangel duty. (to Blake) Sorry to leave so soon, but I was only given a few hours of Earth time. I'll try to make it back in time for the baby. (gives Blake a hug before disappearing into a beam of light)
Blake & Yang: Wait. The what now?
Qrow: (snorts and shakes his head before punching Yang's shoulder affectionately) I gotta go to. The big man downstairs wants to see me about whether or not anyone in Limbo can be transferred to Hell. Good luck, Hellfire. (gives a little hop and vanishes into gray mist)
Raven: (smiles smugly at Yang and Blake) Well, I guess it's up to me to explain. (to Blake) I'm surprised with how many children you've swallowed that one managed to make its way to safety. (claps sarcastically) Well done!
Blake: (jaw drops in a silent scream)
Yang: (flames slowly licking at her hair as her eyes flicker between purple and red)
Raven: (gives kisses to Yang and Blake's cheeks)
Blake: (red and black aura swirl around her belly along with a yellow and white aura) What in the name of Heaven?!
Raven: (clicks her tongue) Dammit, Tai beat me to it. Well, double protection wouldn't hurt it. See you both in about eight months. (steps back as a crevice breaks the floor and disappears into a wall of hellfire)
Blake: ...........
Yang: ..........you did ask for me to breed you...
-shadow slides across the wall in the distance-
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