#Kiwi talks shit

[kiwiplaetzchen]

what do kiwis eat? Surely not the fruit by the same name, wouldn’t that be controversial? but if so I’d gladly offer one to you sweet bird 🤍

We are openly accepting cannibalsim in this household. 😌

Nothing against a little nibble

[blackkiwi]

IT’S GIVINGGG SCARAMOuCHE/?? 

hE’S LITERALLY A FUCKING BRAT SO YES HE WOULD DO THIS

[kiwi-tai]

Ooooooo we’re gonna play as a Casa girl which is exciting buuuutttt

I hope there’s some improvement this season I think fusebox has definitely been lacking imo these past few season I have not finished them

Not 5 and not 6 and I held on and finished 4 by a thread *has musical episode war flashback*

I have liked 6 more than 5 and 4 can’t even be compared with the two it was a little dodgy at times but a good season again imo

Where I think 5&6 have both lacked is in the having the player feel motivated to continue at least for me and I wonder if any of you guys have felt like that

I mean playing as s5 mc was terrible

And for 6 I kinda lost interest in all the lis towards the end even tho I started super excited about them and different routes and I liked the sister twist and then they took it way to far

In some defense I just started my masters program so I’ve been too busy to keep up with these last few chapters that maybe I would have if I wasn’t starting school

But I’ve seen the post everyone has made about these last few chapters and I have no desire to play them

So anyway excited to see where being a Casa girl goes and here’s to hoping I finish a season

[andromedasummer]

i ended up having a like. 30 minute conversation with some of those "freedom convoy" people. was at the bus stop. they were wearing trump hats. i ended up roped into the conversation because i was so taken aback at seeing one in public i was just. staring at it. ive never felt more depressed about someone elses life and beliefs than when i talked to them.

[oneshortlove]

Youre both adorable and Ily (/p /pos) @kiwi-smug-silvalina @tinker-the-dragon

I have an entire list of OCs I could go on and on about haha

I could talk about Mare i guess.. They are my all time fav haha

Mare Kavan, or Mare Mare, is the love child of my other two ocs but that's beside the point. Shes mixed(she has Vitiligo :>) She had top surgery because she hates having breasts and loves not wearing a shirt. Insane. Mathematically smart(couldn't be me) is very good with battle plans. Her eyes are supposed to be blue but due to certain problems it looks faded white(kind of like blindness but not at the same time) Shes almost like a fem Luffy(..no comment) is kind of in love with koby(..also no comment) Highly sexual but hates the very idea of intercourse(its funny and her cousin Aspen laughs at her, all while holding her close lmao) Her mama calls her Little Miss Mare Mare

Anyways thats it for Mare Mare, I could go on and on but im afraid this might not be coherent anymore lol

[camping-with-monsters]

“Hey kiwi where are you? You’ve barely posted this week! In fact you’ve barely drawn anything! Kiwi what’s going on over there!”

I can explain.

[missiodine]

Visiting Kiwi's final resting place to pay respects.

[anadorablekiwi]

VENTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[linogram]

i will never understand why being vague and expecting others around u to pick up on ur implications is considered good communication, but being direct and wanting others to be direct is bad communication

[kiwiwisdeathday]

oh my god

[e-102]

[j-a-nuary]

Once again finding myself in despair over the english language and alphabet

[kiwi-tai]

meet Sloan!

Sloan Margaret Russell

data.

height: 5’3 | gender identity: female | pronouns:she/her | hometown: cornwall, uk | occupation: environmentalist | star sign: taurus | favorite color: green | favorite singer: hayley williams

bio.

24 year-old environmentalist yells loud and proud when it comes to bettering the planet but can be a little shy out of protest. The more timid sister she can be tugged to the background around her more rambunctious twin, but a recent change in attitude has her stepping into the limelight and putting herself out there by joining love island.

family.

she is the eldest sibling in her family by minutes before her twin sister, who while inseparable as kids have only grown further apart with age nowadays she finds herself much closer to her teenage brother. her parents are lovely but can play favorites to a certain twin at times.

love island application.

how long have you been single for?

two years. i’ve been going in dates but nothing seems to stick.

how long was your last relationship?

five months though we knew each other for longer.

what are your hobbies and interest?

rock climbing, hiking, generally being out in nature, and my pets.

how would your friends and family describe you?

reserved, calm, friendly, always looking out for others, bit of a people pleaser.

why have you come to Love Island?

i’m trying to get out of my shell a bit more and actually out myself out there, then maybe find love.

[kkyaka]

No but fucking for real. I work in a hospital and nurses are literally either the nicest human beings in world or the meanest mother fuckers because they thought being a nurse would automatically make them a good person.

No exactly! Like they have this horrible complex. I feel like a lot of white people (and this can go for everyone) pick jobs that are supposed to help people but they literally don't like helping people??? It's a power complex thing, it has to be. Bc you have these peoples' lives in your hands and you're kikieing bc you could easily kill them???

[blackkiwi]

I got 3 more assignments due let’s gooooo i can do it, i can do it , i can do it , i can do it , i can do it , i can do it , i can do it , i can do it , i can do it , i can do it , i can do it , i can do it, I CAN DO ITTTTT  

pls ignore all the tags im just complaining to myself aha