#Klaus Glowvale

[probably-a-plant-thing]

Communicating

[solmints-messyocdiary]

Found an incorrect quotes generator and I've been having some fun ahsjsj.

Tagging @bluecoolr @rottent33th @slaasherslut @probably-a-plant-thing because I used their babies in it.

Axel: *visiting the gang* Hello, I just came to-

Axel: *sees Rylan shoving Randy into the washing machine while Simon records and Klaus watches*

Axel: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.

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Klaus: Rylan, I know you snuck out to see Axel last night.

Rylan: If you tell Randy or Simon, I swear I’ll murder you, and they’ll never find the body.

Klaus: Five bucks?

Rylan: Fine.

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"Alice": I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts!

Colt, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.

Ava, deadpanning at Colt: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.

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Colt, with their hands cupped over each other: I found a cool spider!

Ava: Oh? Lemme see!

Colt, opening their hands to see nothing there: …hm.

"Alice": …where’s the spider.

Colt: *looks troubled and stares at their hands*

Ava: Oh no.

"Alice": COLT, WHERE’S THE SPIDER?!

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Colt: sapnu puaS.

Ava: What??

"Alice": What language is that.

Colt: Turn your phone 180 degrees.

*Colt was removed from the groupchat*

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"Alice": Can we go out to get icecream?

Colt: Did you ask Ava?

"Alice": She said no.

Colt: Then why did you ask me?

"Alice": They're not the boss of you.

Colt, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

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Darrell: Where’s B?

"Alice": Doing stuff.

Darrell: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Ava?

"Alice": Trying to stop B from doing the stuff.

Darrell: And Colt?

"Alice": Trying to stop Ava from stopping B from doing the stuff.

Darrell: I see. And what are you doing here, "Alice"?

"Alice": I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Colt from stopping Ava from stopping B from doing the stuff.

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B: Who the fuck broke the toaster?

"Alice": It was Colt.

Darrell: It was Colt.

Ava: Colt broke it.

Colt:

Colt: ...yOU PROMISED-

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Susannah: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?

Ophelia: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”

The Patron, scoffing: Oh, please.

Ophelia, to The Patron: Hey, how you doin’?

The Patron:

The Patron: *giggles and blushes*

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Susannah: I like your top, Ophelia!

The Patron: I have a name, you know.

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The Patron: So, what is Susannah to you?

Ophelia: The reason I wake up every morning.

The Patron: ...That’s adorable.

Susannah earlier that morning, barging into Ophelia′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

[probably-a-plant-thing]

thought too hard about rylan and his gang.

So heres a bunch of random fun facts because I have too many of them now...

Klaus n Simon know Rylan wouldn't hurt the group despite how he treats others. They're 100% correct.

Rylan lies about his mom being a horrible person to anyone who'll listen but she still goes out of her way to be really sweet to Ry n his friends and makes sure Ry always has snacks in his car for the group. His trunk always has a cooler with sandwiches and water ready to go.

Rylan is not so secretly a HUGE Tears of Fears fan. He denies it but on every playlist he makes there's always one or two songs from them on it and he has a signed poster in his room.

Axel does go along with the light-hearted shenanigans the group does, he's had his moments spray-painting a building.

Simon doesn't talk at all but Klaus just seems to know what he's thinking and talks for him.

When Randy first joined the group Klaus actually gave up his back left window seat to sit in the middle so Randy wouldn't feel more trapped

They all have a hang-out just out of town that's a cliffside overseeing the ocean. There are windswept trees shadowing the area, a picnic table they've all carved their initials into, and the cliff is overgrown with little coastal succulents and plants.

Axel and Rylan often meet up there at night for private talks

Klaus and Rylan have been friends the longest, which results in Klaus always being the first to defend Ry's actions. Even if that means he, Randy, or Axel butt heads in private about it.

Rylan has tried to give Randy a piercing before, but it didn't go well so now Randy has a small scar on his ear.

Rylan would kill for his only friends. Including Axel, even though they're "rivals" so he's never saying it out loud.

@solmints-messyocdiary & @bluecoolr co-parent Axel and Randy to big thanks to them for existing, my beloveds. i need to get around to drawing them all together...