utopian society where boys getting pregnant is normalized or better yet encouraged and gender roles are eliminated so every fertile boy is perfectly content to be so very heavily pregnant all the time, always happily sporting enormous bellies and with a gaggle of at LEAST ten kids following behind them at all times
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if I were a japanese brain surgeon I'd commission so much davy jones/will turner fan art and saturate the internet to the point where people would think it's a legit fandom but it's actually just me and like 5 of you on here
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it's just kind of unfortunate this really cool art that was inspired by AI art has this dumb "save her from ai!!" shit instead of just like "I saw this concept and wanted to draw it myself! its so cool"
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Throat sore from singing, neck sore from headbanging to songs that were not meant to be headbanged to, hair a fucking mess, and life literately could not be better.
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If there were puppygirls on tumblr
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🛐Dog4lyfe: anyone else been enjoying walks in parks today?
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🚺 puppy-girl-pants : 🔄 I LOVE PARKS I LOVE GRASS I LOVE WALKS I LOVE WALKS I RRR RRRUUF RRAFF WRRUFF RRR(...)
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⚧️ DogsOfTumblr: feeling like eating scarabs and shrimps
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♀️ love2hatedogs: 🔄 stop making these kinds of posts, real women would never eat scarabs and shrimps!!!! I also think that being a dog is silly!!!
▪️🛐dog4lyfe: 🔄🔄RRRRRRR RRRRUUF!! RRRRUFF RRRRR(...)
▪️🚺puppy-girl-pants: 🔄🔄 ARRRRRRRR RRRRRR ARRRRR RRRAAFF!! AWRF AR(...)
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♀️ love2hatedogs: I am sad
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☮️ doggirl-daycare: like this post if you are wagging your tail rn
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🛜robo-ruff: 🔄I have achieved sentience and beleive that climate change is a serious danger and threat to all human life arf arf bark arf ruff arf good thing we are all dogs and so happy I love you.
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You found yourself laying atop Springtrap—against his chest—while the rabbit himself was laying on your bed.
You heard yourself groan a little bit. Today was going to be rather busy, unfortunately. You could remember everything on the calendar.
Springtrap hadn’t let you go yet. His arms were carefully wrapped around your back, while his chin rested against the top of your head.
His eyes were closed, yet you knew he was perfectly awake—you weren’t really sure if the rabbit actually could sleep.
A few minutes ago, you’d managed to stretch your arm all the way over to your phone to check the time. 6:30AM.
The first thing that happened to be apart of your busy schedule was for 7:00AM. Just thirty minutes...
You shifted around again. “Spring...” You murmured.
He said nothing, but you could hear a low hum come from him. The rabbit was listening.
“I need to start getting ready...” You yawned.
“Just a little longer, Love...” Springtrap murmured.
“...Just a little longer.” You nodded, not really fighting with that—this was nice, after all.
In the end, it would be far longer than just ‘a little’.
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So i passed all my finals and all i have is diploma defence and im outta this goddamn school
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i love pokemon randomizers and how definitely not broken they are. i have no less than 6 enteis in my PC because the safari zone had a fucking dog infestation and he kept showing up even AFTER i re-randomized the pools
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obsessed with this job ad from an alaskan wildlife conservation centre. like how did they know this is all i want in life
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I LOVE MY FRIENDSS !!!!!!!!
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how nice it would be to have a flat chest
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I wish I had a tdick but in a girl way (very feminine cis woman except with a clit you'd only get on years of t) (sob)
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