#LIKE AN HOUR AGO

[constantcompanion]

[meowizard]

let her in!!!! LET HER IIIIIN

[that-jack-kline-bestie]

my brain keeps leaving help me I literally can’t do anything I just stop thinking or processing nearly anything at all it’s not even an executive dysfunction thing I just stop thinking

[superxstarzz]

will you ever make a part of the doc that is just all the grey combo bases?

there's one now!!! :D

[spheredotorb]

the way i accidentally let out the most deranged noise when i saw kirby stuff at the department store

[little-qngels]

I was playing solitaire and my boyfriend was watching

And I got two aces back to back by some miracle and you know what he says

He says

“Ace, Ace, baby.”

I’m dating such a comedian

[aturinfortheworse]

The thing about adulthood is that I still can't open child-proof bottles but I can stab the lid open and then use a knife to pry the outer part of the lid off until I am left with a regular-open bottle, and no one can stop me no matter how dangerous I am being with the knife.

[lifblogs]

My new theory, probably because I just speed read Strike the Zither in a day in a half, is that Aaravos did escape, and that he escaped right into Viren’s body.

[welcometoouranarchyhole]

HOW R U GONNA TEXT ME BACK BUT LITERALLY IGNORE EVERYTHING I SAID BEFORE

[moominvalley-state-of-mind]

Oh yay biden just dropped out of the race

[mynnthia]

was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.

to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:

kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him

[schoolsoutmp3]

The Dead Boy Detectives Omnibus will arrive on Tuesday, if you thought I was annoying about it now, it will get so much worse

[radical-rapscallion]

might be in a timeloop ngl

[hinamie]

sry i have chronic only draws megumi disorder the doctor said it's terminal :/

[buckleydiazmp4]

lou ferrigno jr really strolled up to set after five years, flew a helicopter to a capsized cruise ship in the middle of a storm, scrunched his nose multiple times, kissed oliver stark like he'd been training for it his whole career, improvised the chin grab, and i'm supposed to what. not love the guy??

[inktho]

—Is there something you want to show me?