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prettyboykatsuki · 8 days ago
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the curse of egotistical bluelock men is all of the ones who have kids, have daughters who humble tf out of them
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rystiel · 6 months ago
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finally watched that daryl show
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kuiinncedes · 7 months ago
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starlit-mansion · 7 months ago
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Me, mid 30s getting into expensive tentpole offline nerd hobbies, seeing youtubers in their mid 30s getting into expensive tentpole offline nerd hobbies: i know what you are
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rubeerambles · 1 year ago
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the medic sat awkwardly in the background whilst seo dan and seung jun are professing their undying love to each other 😭😭😭😭
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tsurugis · 1 year ago
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it was just scary because like I said I’m a skeptic, I overthink everything from every angle. I wasn’t expecting it to work, and I couldn’t even imagine what it working would look like. That was such an immediate and bizarrely dramatic and obvious…result?? I’m honestly not trying to fuck around and find out lollll but then I’m like why the fuck not??/ I dunno I don’t really believe that I could just ask for whatever and I think too I feel like if it did work consistently in some way it could end up like oh you got what you asked for but not in the way you expected etc and while on one hand if this stuff is what I *want* to believe it is, it should be fine. but the idea that I could be wrong freaks me out still like that seems like too much kfdsjhdskfj I don’t want to believe any of the various understandings of what these entities could be would be fucking out to get me if I approach them the way I do but uh. I’m just a little creature pfkjfhkjfch I don’t think I know shit
It’s such a mess of conflicting beliefs and thoughts that I’m just like. Not sure how to even handle that. And it could have just been the most ridiculous coincidence anyway so just *pushes vase off the shelf cat*
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deus-ex-mona · 2 years ago
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little brothers and their will to #slay, man </3
#while yes yes this post technically does apply to the simp bros i wanna cry about my own bro in the tags so you have been warned~?#so to start off my monthly existential crisis rant i just wanna say that… i’m so so soo envious of my bro. like to a really unhealthy extent#he’s tall enough to reach the top shelves. i can barely touch them if i jump. he has so many friends and even a gf. i have 0 irl friends.#he is able to sit in one spot and focus on his studies. i can’t even sit down for a full half hour to *eat* without getting up to take a nap#he’s learning how to drive. i can’t. he was admitted into university. i wasn’t. he’s able to find what he likes and stick to it. i can’t.#like mannn. he thrived in the course he chose in tertiary education while i lost my passion for it in the middle of my first year.#he’s good at picking up everything he tries (puzzle cubes; bball; you name it he’s good at it) while i’m just. bad at everything i try lol#he’s very good at his studies (aside from languages) and sports. i’m not good at anything at all.#he gets told that he has a great sense of humour. i’m just. boring and annoying. lolllll#he’s super sociable and he has good relations with pretty much every single family member (sans me). i’m not in contsct with most of the fam#heck he was pretty much the favourite from the moment he was born. his baby pics still get brought up from time to time bc of how cute he is#(granted it’s bc he looks like a bby m*ch*l*n man (like the tire company mascot) and he’s super cute in them but still)#and he’s also a guy and content with being a guy which is just… not fair y’knowwww~~~ asian family boy biases and all (cries)#our father pretty much cast me aside once my bro was old enough to hang with him. and even before then the bias was as clear as day. >:(((((#i make the dude mad? i get screamed at and whaccced. bro gets the dude mad? he gets a lesson on how to throw punches instead!!! like wow!!!!#he’s the only one who got to escape any direct physical harm from the guy and yet!!!! he was the 1st one to be singled out for trauma focus#idk if it’s bc of his age back then or whattttt but i can’t believe i had to friggin’ ask my therapist back then for a trauma assessment :(#2015 was a different time… my bro managed to succeed in school while i was rejected from the drama club for being too depressed :((((#but i’m sure my bro has his own share of struggles… and i’m glad that he has a few groups of friends to chill with. really.#but i just can’t help feeling extremely envious of him. i could never tell him any of this though we hardly talk at home lol#and he pretends not to know me when i approach him in public lmfaoooo. i don’t blame him though; i’d do the same if i were to approach me#so yeah. if you read this i’m sorry for being cringefail and bad at everything~~ am i still allowed to pollute your dash~? <3#and also. idk if i’ll be able to continue sischange over this week bc i’ll be handling 2 workstations by meself :( and idk how tired i’ll be#but we’ll see ok~? sorry for having zero time management skills am i still qualified to be a legit adult~?#sunday’s 🧂saltfest🧂
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brokentoys · 2 years ago
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i HATE when people draw Eddie any way other than how I draw him! IDGAF if he's a character that's been around for 70+ years and has had many unique takes. People should ONLY draw him how *I* see him!!! Fuck different takes or ideas that may differ from how I view him!!! You're all wrong!!!! Draw him how I SEE HIM OR ELSE!!!!
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drurrito · 13 days ago
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my favorite trend rn is the “things we forget are normal in your (insert age range here)” where influencers basically get to brag about doing things that…aren’t actually normal for people in their same age group
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marciliedonato · 1 year ago
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saw a comment saying 'wait there's people who like asuka ??' like yes my dude, my guy, my brother in christ it's called taste.....not that you would know....clearly.... 🤭 🥴
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dr-gaytorius · 2 years ago
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The roommate/friend I'm stupid for is moving out the beginning of August and like that was always the plan and so I am 100% fine with it and am only sad a normal amount
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lewisvinga · 11 months ago
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lagunas | carlos sainz x latina! reader
summary; fans finally the dots between y/n’s latest single and carlos’ strange caption ( similar plot to like a damn sociopath!)
fc; karol g MI REINA
warnings; ?
taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1
notes; requested ! used lagunas by peso pluma y jasiel núñez! but pretend it’s a girl / karol g who sings it lolllll, but i hope carlos has a fast n easy recovery!!
masterlist !
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yourusername: little surprise para ustedes [for you] 🥹 my new single lagunas is out on all streaming platforms !🌷 huge thank you to the person who inspired me to write this song! guess listening to your family was worth it for me to write my new favorite song!😁❤️❤️
username: EL QUE?? [what]
username: QUEEN W A NEW SONGGG
username: esperaaaa [wait], why is this song so sad
username: wdym by listening to your family was worth it🤨🤨 his family don’t like u mi reina?? [my queen] , i know a friend of a friend 🤨
kaliuchis: como siempre [like always], AMAZING 🌷💗💗
yourusername: ❤️💗💗
username: y nado entre lagunas en mi mente [and i swim in between the lagoons of my mind] 😣 so true mi reina so true
username: ugh she’s gorgeous
username: her voice in this song ☹️ wonder who her ex is bc she never said anything abt him but clearly she cared for him a lot ☹️
username: tbh i think he didn’t care for her as much bc she said he listened to his family lol, if u truly cares for ur gf u wouldn’t leave her no matter what
username: SOOO TRUE
alexandrasaintmleux: amazing amazing 🥹🫶
yourusername: gracias, amor😣💗 [thank you, love]
username: ariana what are u doing here
username: MAYBE LAGUNAS IS ABT A DRIVER?? CARLOS??
username: look at my moot yall, they’re delusional 😹
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carlossainz55: tal vez en otra galaxia sí fue diferente. [maybe in another galaxy it was different]
username: whats bro waffling abt
username: why are u using mothers song are ur caption….
charles_leclerc: deep
landonorris: so true
carlossainz55:🤨
username: i know charles can’t keep his mouth shut bc how’d pierre know abt lewis before the news?? SPILL LECLERC.
username: nah i think lando is more likely and i know he knows something. lando, you better start talking NOW
landonorris: i plead the fifth 😇😇😇
username: he looks soooo fine wait
username: carlos in his aesthetic era
username: why’d he use the part of the song where she sounded the most sad?
username: okay lagunas has to 100% be about carlos
username: esp when she said in her caption, that he listened to his family and broke up w her, sorry but i can see him doing that
username: he fumbled the baddest bitch, la bichota, rip carlos 🕊️🕊️
username: ughhhhh if carlos n y/n were fr a couple, they would’ve been the finest couple 😫
username: bro whatd u do for her to write and sing lagunas …..
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[caption 1; bueno… <well>] [caption 2; mi hombre siempre <my man always> ❤️]
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carlossainz55: ya volví a besar tu frente y en esta galaxia , yo te quiero más que cualquier cosa en este mundo . [i kissed your forehead again and in this galaxy, i love you more than anything in this world.]
tagged; yourusername
yourusername: mi corazón , como te quiero 🥹💗[my heart, how i love you]
carlossainz55: te quiero, nena❤️ and i was stupid for letting people tell me who to love
username: WHATTTT
username: omg my parents
username: los amo 😞 [i love them]
username: gosh she’s GORGEOUS
username: i seem to have missed the carlos and y/n lore WHAT
charles_leclerc: finally mate😕
landonorris: i was sick of his moping when it was his fault 🙄🙄
carlossainz55: ok ok i learnt my lesson….
yourusername: oh tell me more
charles_leclerc: was surprised he didn’t run out of tears 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️
username: NOT CHARLES AND LANDO EXPOSING CARLOS LMFAOOO😭😭
alexandrasaintmleux: ferrari girlies are gonna be reunited again!😫💗💗
yourusername: making ferrari latinos one wag at a time 😝
username: ok spaniard u won this time….
username: so he IS for the latinas iktr 😫😫🙏
username: still gonna stream lagunas tho😝
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jazzsonly · 10 months ago
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instagram one shot — jenna ortega x gn!singer!reader (implied fem!reader but no pronouns used)
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y/n_y/l/n: couldn’t ask for a better present
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user85: happy bday y/n!!
fanpage: ik the sex was fire on thier trip
↳ userO1: ????
user856: would do anything to be apart of their relationship 🙏🏾
jackchampion: 3rd wheeled 🙄
↳ jennaortega: you literally begged us to
user34: all these baecations but no new album 🤔😒
jennaortega: happy bday <3 you deserved this trip.
↳ y/n_y/l/n: what’d i do to deserve the most caring girlfriend
masonthegooding: actually my biological parents if anyone was wondering
jasminsavoy: love the gay vibes keep it up
devyn_nekoda: happy bday to the no. 1 jenna ortega fan everyone
↳ y/n_y/l/n: i was actually promoted to leader of the fan club
kehlani: corny ass caption
↳ y/n_y/l/n: and to think i just wrote a song for you ☹️😒
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y/n_y/l/n: being this short should be illegal wtf smurf head ah
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masongooding: freshly baked cookies and raw steak wow 😫 my dream dinner
↳ y/n_y/l/n: you got man boobs i’d be quiet if i were you
jennaortega: 😐
↳ y/n_y/l/n: 🫠 love ya
jasminsavoy: no need for violence now…even if it is true
aaliyahortega: LMAOOOOOO
justinbieber: 😂😂
user85: ah to be in love like this
fanpage: this is weird and insulting…jenna deserves better
↳ y/n_y/l/n: smh you’re right, she should be with you instead (suck my nuts)
melissabarreram: can’t sit around and let my sister get disrespected like this
↳ jack_quaid: lol
zendaya: and i thought i was a hater
↳ y/n_y/l/n: you are…
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y/n_y/l/n: i’m so fine no wonder jenna ortega be laying that thang on me like i mean she be putting it DOWN
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aaliyahortega: mom seen this lolllll
jennaortega: delete this ??
↳ y/n_y/l/n: when beyoncé said dance for you i ain’t know you was gonna take that to heart you did ya thang last night baby 😏😏😏
↳ natalieortega1: y/n please call me…
↳ y/n_y/l/n: yes ma’am
user85: if she ain’t like this ion want her
thestallion: iktr 😂😂
kehlani: head ah post
↳ y/n_y/l/n: always talking but never releasing music…get ya priorities straight
↳ kehlani: and who called me last night asking for help on a song?
masongooding: 😃 great post bud! very educational!
screammovies: ghostface has some questions…
melissabarreram: ?
reneerapp: conceited as always smh
↳ y/n_y/l/n: confident**
fanpage: want what they have 🥲
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y/n_y/l/n: got that dog in me
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masongooding: bro take this shit off
↳ y/n_y/l/n: i’ll have you know jenna’s mom brought me this shirt therefore i will NEVER EVER take it off
jennaortega: that’s a bear…
↳ y/n_y/l/n: fuck around and find out 😒
justinbieber: swag swag swag
zendaya: stylin
↳ y/n_y/l/n: better than you
jasminsavoy: why is my face on your shirt?
arianagrande: met gala look book
sza: need that shirt
natalieortega1: looks good! 👍😁
↳ y/n_y/l/n: maaaa 🤍🤍
user113: this is who i stan…and i’ve accepted that
user558: always posting on ig but never in that studio 🤔
fanpage124: does anyone else think y/n tries to hard to be funny and relatable? like we get it 😂😂 you’re cool okay
↳ y/n_y/l/n: you’re broke we get it cool okay
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y/n_y/l/n: last few days
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user113: new music? 👀
jennaortega: best cabin trip ever
masongooding: hey i was there too? where’s my pics?
↳ y/n_y/l/n: you’re my side piece yk i can’t be posting you everywhere
jackchampion: cute
↳ y/n_y/l/n: no, you!😫
aaliyahortega: she can’t play the guitar for shit
↳ jennaortega: hater
user558: literally the best celebrity couple no one can convince me otherwise
kehlani: new song so fire 🤫
rennerapp: vocals are👩‍🍳 💋
jasminsavoy: so honored to be featured on this album
↳ y/n_y/l/n: my homegirl 🤍
user114: GUYS ITS HAPPENING!!!!!
fanpage: LET’s GOOOOOOOOOO
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kuiinncedes · 1 year ago
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povlnfour · 1 year ago
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ੈ✩‧₊˚ PADDOCK TO PADDOCK (LN) PART 5
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lando norris x fem!horse rider!reader
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yourusername 🇬🇧⏭️🇸🇬
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user3 bestie is travelling the world a lot with him huh
user5 and they still deny they’re dating
landonorris 🧡
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lando.jpg exploring singapore
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user4 WHAT THE FUCK MISS Y/N. THAT IS ILLEGAL
user5 so glad i’m not the only one freaking out over that secOND PHOTO
user7 SHE. SHES. MY GOD.
user9 does she not have the olympics or something to train for🙄
daniel.jpg is this why you’ve been hiding from me
yourusername ur not the favourite anymore
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mclaren P2 IN SINGAPORE AND CARLANDO PODIUM?! WHAT A RACE!
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user5 CARLANDOOOO😭😭😭😭
user2 TEARS IN MY EYES
user7 FOREVER OUR MCLAREN BOYS (oscar we love u as well)
yourusername someone raced well huh
mclaren we heard it had something to do with a certain incentive👀
user6 whAT IS GOING ON
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landonorris an insane weekend. and this time i took away two trophies🧡
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user3 huh
user7 i am. is this confirmation? i don’t understand
yourusername baby u are so cute but the caption makes me seem like a trophy wife😭
user5 SO THEY. THEY ARE ?????
user8 CARLANDO PODIUM AND Y/NANDO DATING??? WHAT IS HAPPENING TODAY
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yourusername told him if he got podium i’d be his girlfriend. guess i’m a pretty proud girlfriend right about now🧡
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user5 OH MY GOD THAT WAS THE INCENTIVE
user1 ITS HAPPENING EVERYONE STAY CALM
lilymhe ‘i don’t have time for a relationship’ - you in my messages a month ago
yourusername LEAVE ME ALONE SHDJJSJS
landonorris 🫣
user13 going to cry there’s a new mom and dad on the grid!
alex_albon so i’ve been forgotten
oscarpiastri @/landonorris you can stop pining in my dms now
landonorris PLEASE SHUT UP
yourusername IM OMW TO UR HOTEL ROOM SHOW ME RN.
landonorris made me wait long enough but you’re worth a thousand years of waiting
user7 oh he’s WHIPPED
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lando.jpg you’ve been my favourite view for a while, but i’m glad i get to share it now. let’s go get you a medal baby🧡
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user9 🙄
user3 HOPE UR CRYING RN
user6 LOLLLLL
user2 y’all are so sickeningly sweet and i love it
flo_norris_showjumping glad you got your shit together bro🩷
user7 MY FAVES ANDBWHXJSJSJ
user1 crying. sobbing. shaking. tears are flowing
yourusername 🩷 i adore you so bad
daniel.jpg you’re still a loser but i’m happy for you
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taglist: @idkiwantchocolatee @vellicora @alessioayla @bborra @crimeshowjunkie @minkyungseokie @paolexsstuff @celestialpato @champagnelovers101
a/n: i know it seems like the end but it’s NOT i have a little more planned so hold on <<33 just some soppy relationship stuff really
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- giselle xx
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fire-lizard-ro · 1 year ago
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Mini post about Gallagher because @pix3lplays and I were talking about him... Like we always do with these Star Rail men... Man-
We're so Normal about him I swear-
Here's a bunch of ideas and headcanons in no particular order because I cannot scrape together enough sense after seeing that official art of him to make this coherent:
Writing under the cut (dw it's SFW I just started doing this for convenience):
Leaks suggested he had a bunch of scarring on his arms and if you look closely at his hands in the official art, he has some on his hands and juuuust under some of the bandages. Imagine kissing his scars... Auuuu-
I said it before and I'll say it again he's a big ol' puppy. Big scruffy scary dog puppy man. The way he's so attentive with you and concerned for your health, safety, and wellbeing at all times. I actually don't think he'd be the biggest on PDA. However- That doesn't stop what happens when he's protective. You'd be in a crowd and in order to shield you from the hustle and bustle, he'd pull you in close with an arm wrapped around you.
He totally rubs his cheek against yours like a fuckin cat as like an affection thing but also sometimes to mess with you because it's scratchy.
Definitely has a Chair. It's His Chair. By the fireplace. But he, of course, let's you sit in it whenever he isn't sitting there. And if he is? Pats his leg to you can come sit in his lap. You two often take naps there, cuddled up with one another.
Those buttons of his are fighting for their LIVES but you aren't complaining. He jolts a little before smirking at you when you slip a hand between said buttons to feel the exposed skin there as well as plenty of what the shirt does cover.
Pix and I like to think that he's naturally warm. Whether this is because he is a fire pathstrider is up to interpretation.
Also please tell me he's another guy who just straight says run them hands his hands are his weapon-
(I wonder if we're getting a character in HSR who just straight up throws hands like "time for some fisticuffs". Because I didn't even think about it, but Stelle in the new trailer didn't have her bat or lance she was gonna like Stellaron punch someone??? Bro gimme the "run them hands" strat right NOW Hoyo- Going back to Gallagher... Like yeah I wanna watch him straight up punch someone, lolllll- And look at his left glove!!! It has those little metal thingies on the knuckles like come ON-)
Speaking of him being a big ol puppy for you... I should write about him being a cute puppo boy... ANYWAYS-
Pix talked about kissing his scruffy chin and my immediate thought was:
"Leaning up to kiss his chin because of height difference and jwefoi he just thinks it's cute and you see the way his eyes soften weoigj- I feel like he'd lean down for you only to move so he can kiss you properly at the last second. And then he would give you lil eskimo kisses and gently murmur against your lips the softest lil "my wife..." as if it's his favorite thing to say as if it's him reminding himself and being happy about it all over again weoigjwe-"
(Yes that thought was a bit more catered to me as a certified Wife, okay??? Leave me alone- OTL)
ALSO PIX WITH THEIR HUGE WRINKLY BRAIN BROUGHT UP THE IDEA OF DANCING IN THE KITCHEN WITH HIM???
So ofc I had to write a bit about it:
It's late at night and you two just finished dinner together as a sort of stay at home date. You've already cleaned the dishes together and put everything away, relishing silently in the domestic feeling of doing those tasks together.
And then suddenly he's wrapped his arms around you, nose buried in your hair as he kisses your head. Slowly, he turns you around.
One kiss... Two kisses... "Dance with me?" "I don't know how." "I'll teach you."
Tugs you forward so you can stand on his feet as the two of you sway and dance in the kitchen, the only music being the sound of your hearts that now beat in sync.
aaAAAAAAA HELP-
Anyways more about this absolute Husband of a man again at a later time goodbye iewjgo-
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