#LIKE wrong wrong incorrect! it's great!

[emeraldcas]

if you don't think jingle all the way is a great movie well then you're actually just wrong

[batfamhyperfixation]

*Dick hangs up*

Bruce: Huh.

Duke: Uh oh. What's going on, B?

Bruce: Dick usually says "I love you" when we hang up. And then he sings it and then he whispers it. This time he just said, "gotta go, dad"

Cass: Well, maybe... He's gotta go?

Bruce: Yeah, maybe. It just feels like Dick hasn't been around as much lately. Last week, he only came to four out of seven breakfasts, and he missed bat-equitment maintenance day to, and I quote, "train with Wally." He didn't even come over to watch that other unrelated Wayne family on Family Feud.

Damian: Their performance was- survey says- disgraceful.

Bruce: I mean, I don't want to just throw around the D-word but...

Steph: *Gasp* Dracula disorder?

Bruce: Drifting. As in we're all drifting apart. This was my worry when Dick moved out to Blüdhaven, that we'd see him less and less. And then from there, who knows what would happen?

Jason: oh my god, is it me driving him away? I'm always pestering Dick with annoying questions like "How much do you think your arms weigh? Like if you took them off your body and weighed them separately?"

Tim: *gasp* it could be my fault. The other day, when Dick and I went to the movies, I got a small popcorn to share and he said, "I wish you'd gotten a medium."

Damian: well, I know it's not me. I'm amazing.

[incorrect-league-of-villains]

Hawks: We’re kind of missing something, guys.

Dabi: Cohesion?

Toga: Teamwork?

Spinner: A general sense of what we’re doing?

Sako: And Tomura isn't here.

Dabi: Oh, and that, yeah.

[stellarwaffles]

Lloyd showing Nya where he found the serpentine tombs

[castielinpastel]

“you’re pretending like everything’s okay, like we didn’t kill barb? like it’s great, like we’re in love and we’re partying. yeah let’s party, we’re partying. it’s bullshit.”

nancy doesn’t deserve all of the hate she gets for this scene. she feels guilty for leaving barb that night and she feels guilty that she can’t tell barb’s parents what actually happened to her. she didn’t say that she wasn’t in love with steve or that they were pretending to be in love, she just said that they were acting like what happened with barb didn’t happen.

[funnyincorrectmcu]

Tony: I just tried to type out “I know right?!” but it autocorrected to “I know I’m right!” Pepper: I’m not understanding how that’s different from your normal conversations. Tony: Point taken.

[lilnasxvevo]

Thought of nieyao modern AU where Meng Yao is Huaisang’s babysitter/nanny and I was like well why the fuck hasn’t anyone written THAT yet (maybe they have, I admit I haven’t looked super hard) and then I had to drive for half an hour and just kept thinking about it and by the time I had gotten to my destination I had shifted to “Meng Yao as Huaisang’s babysitter and also working for Jin Guangshan as a corporate spy trying to get sensitive information about Nie Mingjue’s business” and then shifted again to “what If instead of corporate spies they were regular spies”

[abeltownshipslittlebitch]

Five: I’m gonna make breakfast for my stunning husband.

[ten minutes later]

Peter: Who the fuck is burning down the kitchen?!

@dorkylittleweirdo

[acediscowlng]

me to my friend: i am not a jgy apologist!!!

my friend: .....

me: *looks at my ao3 fics*

me: ..... i may be a jgy apologist

[lokigodofaces]

Finally found out what was weird about the Shang-chi trailer! The only live action kung fu movies I’ve seen before were super low budget or are older so they didn’t have too great of special effects. So I thought it was weird when I saw Simu Liu do all of that, when really Marvel just has the money to make this not look like trash. It just took me a few hours to realize it.

[blacksurvivalnostalgichanges]

William:Got third of green burns on my car yesterday.

Nadine:...third-degree?

William:No, it was just the third time Lenox roasted me while I was driving.

[sixzeroes]

another rant bc it’s still 5am and i still hate reddit. why did i stay up all night reading reddit posts? idk, they’re kinda interesting ngl. ok thank u i’ll sleep now

[queerenteen]

I love the headcanon that Talia is Jason's mom figure because that truly opens so many doors.

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Jason: I need the Joker dead but I can't do it myself, I wish my parent would do it for me

Talia: *handing over bloodstained katana to minion assassin* Already done, would you like his decapitated head in a duffel bag?

Bruce: ...

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Dick: I'm your favourite brother right Dami?

Jason: False. You're only 50% his brother while I am 100% and therefore the favourite.

Steph: *raiding the kitchen for whipped cream for her waffles* That math sounds wrong

Damian: For once Todd is not... Incorrect. Since he is considered as both Father and Mother's child, he is the only one who is 100% my sibling

Jason: Love ya too brat

Damian: Any less and I would have already murdered him

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Tim: *after time with the League* What do you mean that Jason's the Demon's Daughter's Heir?

Jason: Well, Damian's eleven and since I'm the older son--

Tim: *absolutely done* Great can you stop your grandfather from being obsessed with me?

Damian: He's what--

[ranboolivesaysstuff]

TELL US MORE ABOUT THE SPRINGLOCK SEQUENCE PLEASE it sounds so interesting /gen

(and as someone with aphantasia i’m fascinated how tf do you do it lmao)

Ok AS A DISCLAIMER I AM NOT AN ACTUAL FILM MAKER YES THIS MAY SOUND LAME AS HELL IVE GOT NO CLUE WHAT IM DOING ALSO I DONT KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT THE FNAF LORE SO APOLOGIES IF I GET ANYTHING WRONG

Okay now that that safe guard is in place.

Okay so it starts out with like rain preferably facing towards the sky

The camera then pans down to reveal the restaurant, neon sign flickering, trash littered along the messy alleyways

Cuts to alleyway

A rat scurries across a newspaper which reveals a headline about missing children. A scream echos from presumably inside the building just as the viewer gets enough time to read what is on the newspaper

Cuts to interior of the restaurant, classic recognizable items are littered about, another scream but louder, another cut

The scream continues into the cut while a slow zoom from the first animatronic you are now able to see: Freddy with his mouth wide open, almost broken the scream is timed in such a way it appears to be coming from his mouth. In the zoom out you can see multiple animatronics all disassembled (I think that’s what happened before in the cutscenes in the games but idk)

You hear another scream another cut this time to an odd first person shot, you see that your body appears to be a man, he appears to be running from something all you can make out is a small ghostly figure as he looks back.

Another cut to reveal the golden Bonnie suit. You hear footsteps getting louder as a door opens casting light onto it.

Another cut. This time to the rainfall again.

A single drop then falls, you watch it fall as it makes its way into the crack in the roof. It makes it’s way past the pipes and the vents and eventually drips down as time slows. The drop is now being viewed from the top down and you can see the man now wearing the springlock suit is being cornered by multiple ghostly figures however this is all out of focus.

As the drop gets close to the shoulder it cuts again, half of the face of springlock Bonnie Is visible as you can see the man inside smiling smugly, you zoom into the droplet as it hits his shoulder and makes its way in

You see it move past the complicated and tiny gears and into the incorrect one.

Cuts to black all you can hear are the sounds of mechanical failure, bones shattering, and the screaming of a man now trapped.

this is how I’d do it i think there’s another version with the gore bits but the tldr for that as I am tired is that its a bunch of different cuts between his screams and terror and the children’s unforgiving faces and it just has close ups of each metal rod being stabbed into him :D

Once again I have no idea what I’m doing yes this is just a fnaf movie scene it’s 6am and I’m having a great night I kind of thought of this as like a cool opening scene of sorts

[copperbadge]

I like to always have at least one nerdy theory that is both visibly, evidently incorrect and also completely impossible to disprove. My last theory was that Rey was Yoda’s daughter. It’s laughably wrong but for a good solid few years there it was also impossible to refute. 

I haven’t had a really great Prove Me Wrong theory for a while, but I think I just formulated my new one, which is that Taika Waititi wrote My Immortal. 

[the-anxiety-academy]

Five x TEEN!Y/n

Incorrect quotes pt4

⚠ Disclaimer⚠ I made these when I was 15 and I no longer make content about Five!

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Y/n: We have a problem.

Five: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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Five: Is something burning?

Y/n, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Five: Y/n, the toaster is literally on fire.

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Y/n: Guess what I'm about to get!

Five: On my nerves.

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Y/n: Are you busy?

Five: Yes.

Y/n: Cool, listen to this.

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Y/n: You played me!

Five: Like the cheap kazoo you are!

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Klaus: Hey, Y/n, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?

Y/n: Yeah.

Klaus: And you, Five?

Five: Umm... yes?

Klaus: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

Five: Did they just-

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Teacher: Your child was in a fight.

Y/n: Oh no, that’s terrible!

Five: Did they win?

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Five: You disgust me.

Y/n: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.

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Five: Any idiot would know that.

Y/n: I knew that!

Five: See?

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Y/n: We are not mad. We are just disappointed.

Five: No, we are mad.

Y/n: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.

Five: No, we’re not!

Y/n: I am not a mind reader, Five!

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Y/n: Can we go to a haunted house?

Five: What’s wrong with the one we live in?

Y/n: Wh-what?

Five: Goodnight, Y/n.

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Y/n: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Five: wHat?

Y/n: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Five: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

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Diego: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that Five does? What if they jump off a cliff?

Y/n: If Five were to jump off a cliff, he would have done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Five jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Diego: You jump off a cliff.

Y/n: Gladly, provided Five did first.

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Five: I made tea.

Y/n: I don't want tea.

Five: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.

Y/n: Then why did you tell me?

Five: It's a conversation starter.

Y/n: It's a horrible conversation starter.

Five: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

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