needdd gaz’s fingers innmmy mouthgff RAGGHHHH
and need them other places too
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been cutting my hair like this myself wit tha tape for ten years bc i tryst nooone
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my wife hates me guys 😔
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if kpop idols were to unionize tho which of your faves would run for union president?
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who’s avacado - 🍞
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leAVE
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you wish is granted 🐉😈 you want someone obsessed with you? consider it done
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i wonder if the characters in jung rhythm had any scrapped character designs or if the designers just scribbled a bunch of random characters on a sheet of printer paper and received their paycheck for the week
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Isn't it exciting to watch the cogs turning?
Which cogs? Sorry, been browsing the trending page
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Loving reminder from your land history auntie:
North American golf courses have had 50-100 years of arsenic and mercury based fungicide and herbicides applied to their soils.
Do not eat anything that has been grown on a golf course or downstream from a golf course. I know it sounds cool and radical, but you are too valuable to poison yourself with heavy metals.
Protect each other, turn your local golf course into a pollinator garden, not a sex forest or community garden.
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"There she is. Rough night, pet?"
Are you kidding me? Why is that the most mouth-watering thing I’ve ever read? I love the way you write Price, he’s a gentleman of course but i know that man is cheeky, he just knows how to use his sass in moderation.
ngl i knew that was a banger when i wrote it 😭
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yeah simon is the one to scare people away when they get too close you, using his size and movement to intimidate, simultaneously shielding you behind him
yeah soap is the one barking loud, creating a spectacle and calling people out, and warning them away
yeah kyle is the one humiliating people, mocking offenders until either their own actions dawn on them or they finally recognize the venom in his eyes
but price is the one that launches into swinging. there is no warning, no hesitation. taking a step, even a single word against you, warrants immediate action in his mind. it's no laughing fucking matter. you are a top fucking prize, his prize, the best the world has to offer. john is rabid in his protection, bearing tooth and boot and claw and fist. there’s no point in talking to him or trying to negotiate, an offense is an offense and he won’t meet it halfway. someone looks at you the wrong way? they won't be able to see out of swollen eyes after headbutts them, crushing their nose. someone whispers something nasty about you? good luck even eating with that jaw wired shut. god forbid someone touches you, the other three boys can barely hold him back. john will break countless bones in every way he knows and beat his knuckles bloody if your smile starts to drop.
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summer of junior year 06/11
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#my man was NOT subtle 🤣😉
+ bonus: message received 😅
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