#LMAOOOO YESSSS

[chokamo]

| really don’t care

pairing : max verstappen x fem!reader

summary : with the chaos surrounding the FIA during the singapore grand prix, you and your boyfriend, max, went out and spent the the short break away on vacation.

a/n : max is such a diva i love it

yourusername

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yourusername hello 🇸🇬

user HELLO Y/NNN

user OMG

user yessss 🙌

user FINALLY

user her first race during the 2024 season !??

user -> YES

user -> so sad we couldn’t see her much this year

user -> what happened??

user -> her work! she’s a surgeon 🩺

user -> woah! so impressive 🙏

user a night race is a must watch

maxverstappen1 happy you are here! 🤍

you liked this comment

user -> AWWWW

user -> this mean so much to me

user -> love them

user -> parents!!!!

user a NEED to see them more often

user -> vouch

user hiiii

user welcome to singapore ☺️

maxverstappen1

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maxverstappen1 p2 🏆

user well done!!

user congratulations 🎉

user YESSS

user u belong on the podium

user so hypee rn

user WOOOOO 👏👏👏

user one step at a time!

yourusername great work champion 💐

max liked this comment

user -> YES SO VERY MUCH

user -> oh i love u y/n

user -> we LOVE u

user -> simply lovely

user congratulations max

user excited to see more

user 🦁💙

user cheers to more wins 🥂

yourusername

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yourusername can anyone guess where we went?

user LOL

user don’t play with us

user girlllll

user LMAOOOO

user uhm y/n are u doing community service with max perchance?

user -> 😭😭😭😭

user -> STOPPP

user -> the FIA is such a joke

user -> ill swear on behalf for him istg

user -> HAHAHAH 🤣🤣

user both of u guys disappear so quick 😭

user -> they were honestly done! max got p2 and they dipped out as soon as they could lol

user -> i’ll be too

user i need to see more of y/n

user the dress is stunning 😫

user -> need it badly!

user gorgeous

user now don’t act innocent 🤨

user they flew out so QUICK

user -> AND went on a vacation ASAP

user -> only the max-y/n duo can achieve this 😌

user love the view!!!

maxverstappen1

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maxverstappen1 vacation

user he literally don’t care

user -> as he should!!

user -> i wouldn’t too 😬

user when is his service due? 😭😭😭

user -> oh lord this gets me 🤣

user getting one day of community service for saying “the car is fucked” is insane work

user -> they wouldn’t handle me with way i talk 🤣

user -> put me in the car and ill be serving a life sentence of community service

user -> 😭😭😭 omg

user have a nice rest max

user -> he deserves it after being an icon

user -> LOLL

user -> so very badly

user we can still be world champion

yourusername vacation

max liked this comment

user -> vacation

user -> vacationnnn

user -> lol what is happening

user -> vacation

user hoping u can bounce back next race 🤞

user -> let’s hope and pray.

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a/n : thinking of cooking spaghetti tonight 🍝

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disclaimer: this is a work of fiction, the events and characters depicted are not based on real life, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

[h4m1lt0ns]

HEARTBREAK SYNDROME.

episode nine :: LIFE’S GOOD

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ pairing ︴max verstappen x ex!y/n (barely), multiple x y/n

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ genre ︴social media au / irl snippets

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ summary ﹔something is brewing at the Y/l/n Records HQ

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ face claim ﹔ wonyoung jang (28)

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ warnings ﹕ SO much happens, worlds colliding on twitter, excessive cussing.

y/n

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y/n fried my hair last night lol 🌟 blame goes fully to ﹫lilymhe and ﹫alexalbon

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➜ y/n all of u are BULLIES

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➜ y/n omg bae i’m blushing 🤭

☆ IMESSAGE with : BOARD OF DIRECTORS.

honey badger: Y/NNNNNN

chal eclair: BAE AMSWER ME

babygirl alex: wait what’s going on

alabono: WE NEED DETAILSSSS

angel carmen: huh

wifey lily: why are the boys yelling

yukino: WE NEVER FOUND OUT WHAT HAPPENED AT THE DINNER WITH JENSON, LEWIS AND MARK

my baby lando: MOTHER WHERE ARE YOU

princess george: OMFG BITCH PICK UP

girlfriend kika: we got the tea baes relax 😌

PIERRE GASLYYYY: WOWWWWWWW OKAY

honey badger: WHY ARE WE THE LAST TO FIND THINGS OUT

angel carmen: bc we’re her girlfriends 🤨

babygirl alex: exactly 🥰

chili!: y/n 😀

chili!: bae 😄

chili!: your time will come.

chal eclair: kika, you shall come forth.

chal eclair: speak the truth you hide.

babygirl alex: taking that lord perceval real serious huh

my baby lando: LMFAO

princess george: LMAOOOO

alabono: stfu y’all i’m tryna understand

girlfriend kika: funny enough nothing REALLY happened

angel carmen: yeah they just hung out and talked

wifey lily: oh and jenson was flirty w y/n

my baby lando: yeah we saw the photos

babygirl alex: they went out as a way to cheer lewis up bc his team didn’t show up for him

angel carmen: i dont know what’s going on between y/n and lewis but she said lewis got kinda jealous when mark and jenson were casually flirting w her

my baby lando: oh????

PIERRE GASLYYYY: jealous you say

honey badger: HMMMMM

chili!: right ????

chal eclair: it’s actually soOOoo

alabono: it isssss

princess george: speaking of lewis

princess george: apparently him and y/n are like hanging out

yukino: wait what???

my baby lando: wdym

princess george: wait did you not see y/n’s story??? they’re on his yacht in monaco

y/n added to their story!

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you’re coming to the japanese gp right?

☆ IMESSAGE with : BOARD OF DIRECTORS.

chili!: WOAHHHH I JUST SAW IT

yukino: WHATS GOING ONNNNNN

babygirl alex: she’s so fucking hot, first of all

angel carmen: no bc i just stared at her 😍

wifey lily: I KNOWWWW

girlfriend kika: she’s so 😩😩😩

babygirl alex: BUT LEWIS???

chal eclair: SHE TAGGED HIM???

babygirl alex: PUBLICLY???

alabono: NOW WHATS GOING ON

my baby lando: KIKA EXPLAIN

girlfriend kika: IM JUST AS SHOOK AS YALL

angel carmen: I NEED TO KNOW

princess george: i was hoping the girls knew something abt that 😭😭😭

honey badger: Y/N GET IN HERE

honey badger: Y/N OMFG

chili!: BRO I KNOW YOURE SEEING THIS ANSWER US

wifey lily: DID HE ASK YOU OUT

my baby lando: IS IT A DATE???

girlfriend kika: IS ROSCOE THERE??

PIERRE GASLYYYY: ARE YALL ONE ON ONE??

alabono: Y/N TEXT US BACK OMFG

wifey lily: SHE’S NOT ANSWERING MY FT CALLS

girlfriend kika: SHE’S NOT ANSWERING ME EITHER

princess george: Y/N I NEED ANSWERS

my baby lando: Y/N PLS

y/n: give her a minute

chili!: HUH

yukino: YO WHAT THE FUCK

chal eclair: give HER a minute???

my baby lando: oh so we’re being cryptic now???

y/n: No.

my baby lando: don’t text me in that tone 😭

PIERRE GASLYYYY: ¿¿¿¿

honey badger: what the hell is going on

y/n: she’s busy

angel carmen: NOW HOLD AWN

angel carmen: HOLDDDD ONNNN

angel carmen: LEWIS????????

y/n: yeah

y/n: dw y/n’s okay she’s with me

my baby lando: what do u want from my mum 🤨

chili!: what he said 🤨

chal eclair: yeah what he said 🤨

y/n: lol relax

y/n: we’re just hanging out

wifey lily: sir, give me my gf back.

y/n: your girlfriend??

babygirl alex: our*

angel carmen: our*

girlfriend kika: our*

y/n:…

y/n: we’ll see

alabono: FYM????

honey badger: HELLO???

princess george: SIR???

girlfriend kika: guys they’re all over twitter omg

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mercedesamgf1 We here at Mercedes are extremely honoured and proud to announce that Y/L/N RECORDS is our brand new sponsor! Grammy and Oscar winning Singer and Song writer, Y/n Y/l/n has always been a huge Formula 1 fan, and a close friend to George, Lewis and many other drivers on the grid. She’s shown constant support throughout the years and her love and passion for the sport is what drew us to her (and so did her iconic, groundbreaking discography 😉). Y/L/N RECORDS is now proudly our biggest sponsor, and Y/n Y/l/n will be the official Mercedes AMG Petronas Formula 1 team Brand Ambassador as of today and moving forward. A huge, huge thank you and congratulations goes to ﹫Y/n, ﹫Y/L/NEstate and the Mercedes AMG Petronas Formula 1 Team! Welcome to the grid Y/L/N RECORDS ⭐️

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[glossysoap]

Sorry. Butting in as a 8+ year vet of the nipple piercings.

1) make sure the left one is done before the right one. Any piercer should know this but just in case don't be afraid to speak out of you see your piercer lining up for the right one first. It doesn't help v much with adrenaline but the left one bleeds more so it's more of a shock

2) Bras WITH LINING are absolutely necessary for the healing process. The under wire keeps them from moving too much and the padding keeps them from catching on things. My healing process took forever cause I don't sleep in a bra and every time I got up to pee in the dead of night, id catch them bastards on a door frame cause they're big as hell. related: DONT use a loofah while healing a body piercing. Like, ever. It's a lesson you learn once

3) not related to anything discussed thus far but cleaning them is actually v fun cause you put little cups full of salt water on them and then shake your tiddies all around and it's a blast

-pricegouge

aghhh hi!!!! <3

omg omg noted!!! oh the bleeding factor definitely makes sense!! ✍️✍️

AHHH yessss weirdly enough the bra thing is a plus to me LMAO i never go without one bc of my size and sensory issues and just plain comfort as i don’t live alone 😅 so that really helps!

no loofahs, got it! ✍️✍️

LMAOOOO SOUNDS GOOD 😭😭

ahhh thank you!!! your advice is much appreciated!!! hugs <33

[wastingawayinmyroom]

I see your a marauders fan so Percico in Hogwarts what are their favourite classes/activities/who do they hang out with/etc? I headcannon Percy and Nico as the Hufflepuff and Slytherin couple but that’s just my opinion

NO BC ANNABETH IS A SLYTHERIN RIGHT??? SO SHE'D DEF BE TRYNA SET PERCICO UP ALL THE TIME OMG

ok but they would probably both take divination as an elective imo, because demigods naturally gravitate towards things with prophecies and divination is like fortune telling right??? so they get paired up for something (if you've ever seen the divination duo fanarts by @doodlemcjazzhands then ykwim) and annabeth and piper are probably right behind them plotting them getting together the entire time lmaoooo

they'd have a sort of pandalily-like dynamic tbh. like one is sane and the other is the COMPLETE opposite of sane but somehow manages to fool people into thinking they're sane. 

no imagine nico walking around hogwarts like "i love butterflies and rainy days 😇" when in reality he's doing deranged experiments in the dorms and annabeth is just so done with him 😭😭😭

but YESSSSS THEY WOULD BE THE SLYTHERINXHUFFLEPUFF COUPLE YESSSS

[rachelsfav-queer]

The first time Wednesday gives Enid a lapdance in front of the girls, she was so in control and dominant. Letting the werewolf touch her, feel her, grope her. But all goes away when Enid whispers “do you do this for all the other people you give lap dances to?” Something about that just make’s Wednesday so submissive and she tries to catch her breath. She whispers “no, mommy. I promise” Enid begins to touch her more and says “prove It”

Pffft I just sent an ask about this lol. Great minds think alike 🤭🤭

But YESSSS!!!! I love this actually! When Wednesday’s on the pole or she’s giving lap dances, she puts on this image of being so dominant and in control, but the moment the girls get the chance to get a hold on her, Wednesday melts in their hands, their gaze.

Enid in particular has the biggest change out of all them. When they’re in the club, Enid is so shy and nervous, very embarrassed to have “The Raven” grinding against her. But when they get home, and Wednesday starts their private private show, Enid turns into a whole different person, teasing Wednesday, slapping her ass and turning the seer into a submissive mess.

Of course, once the other girls see this shift in Wednesday, they also get in on teasing the girl 🤭🤭 They all whoop and cheer Wednesday on as she blushes but continues dancing. And Enid gets an idea and whispers in Wednesday’s ear, “Well, slut. Go on and give the others some attention, I don’t want to be too greedy, after all!”

Wednesday obeys and gives lap dances to the other girls, starting with Bianca who teases Wednesday relentlessly, asking her if when she first challenged her in fencing, if she thought they’d be here, with Wednesday submissively grinding against Bianca’s lap as the siren gropes her freely.

Ugh, I wish I had more for this but my brain is literally melting right now lmaoooo.

I love this idea so much, thanks to @kryptonianheroao3 and @caitlynskitten for this.

[yuujispinkhair]

seeing sukuna or yuuji carrying pippi would heal me tbh...

AAAHH I just saw your tags!! And yessss I even included her in some fics lmaoooo because I love to imagine big bad boyfie Sukuna carrying a cat around 😍😍

[nattinatalia]

Urban Wyatt x Reader Instagram AU

A/N: Debating if I should make this a series with Fics & Insta AUS but for now, enjoy these!!! Part 1 & part 2

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yourusername Add video vixen to my resume 😈 🤪 Parents & siblings, don’t watch!!!!!

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russ My vixen 😇 thank you for accepting to be in my video, I win.

urbanwyatt She’s my video vixen every night tho so I win 😊🤪

yourusername 😊

yourbestiename BITCHHHH 🥵

neelamthadhani The ass grab holy shit 😮‍💨

champagnepapi You’re next to be in my video!

yourusername Anything for you 😜

jackharlow ABSOLUTELY NOT 😡

jackharlow COME ON WTF MAN????

claybornharlow 🤦🏼‍♂️ My eyes need bleach asap

yourusername Then go get some, mom has some in the pantry!!!!

urbanupdates 👀 That’s definitely not urban

yourusername No duhhhh

user I always thought y/n and Urb would end up together. Idk something about them whenever we see them together gives me bf/gf vibes.

yourusername 😅😅😅😅

urbanwyatt 🧍🏼🧍🏼🧍🏼

yourbestiename That’s literally her man lmaoooo. They are dating!!!!

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urbanwyatt This is how I feel about that video….. stop asking me. But we can all agree on one thing, my girl is fucking sexxxy 🥵 & I be diving in on that ass non stop.

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yourusername You eat it like it’s your last meal 🤪🤪🤪

jackharlow Can you stop?

yourusername NO

jackharlow I’m about to block you and deck you. What did I say Urb?

claybornharlow AYE YOO 😡

nemoachida Lmao after they both told you to not be posting shit like that here your ass goes.

user Go ahead and stomp on my heart here I thought you were single.

user WHAT IF THE CAPTION IS MY 13th REASON???!? CAN YOU EAT MY ASS ???

yourusername He’s mine and he’s only allowed to eat mine.

mamamaggie Child of mine 🤫 keep that behind closed doors.

cozane Hmm 🤔

urbanwyatt 🤫

yourusername Don’t be scared, speak up!!!

urbanwyatt No go away

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yourusername Princess treatment 👸🏻 💅🏼

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yourbestiename Yessss 🙌🏼

neelamthadhani As it should be sis

claybornharlow I expect nothing more. But umm who is he? 🤨

jackharlow COME HOME NOW!!!!!!

yourusername Wait.. why????

jackharlow Music video, the dude here who isn’t my best friend. Who is he ? Clay and I haven’t approve this friendship, next thing you know you’ll tell us you have a tattoo.

yourusername About that….. 😬 🙊

jackharlow Y/N M/N HARLOW

yourusername You’re so dramatic, I’m grown let me live my life before I tell mom.

claybornharlow Don’t tell her shit because apparently you can get away with everything.

jackharlow It’s been like that since she picked you up from the local trash can.

yourusername You need to stop with that story.

jackharlow I’m not stopping shit since I’m telling the truth. All I know is one night mom came home with you and you stank.

claybornharlow 😭😭😭😭😭

yourusername I HATE YOU

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yourusername Call me Mr. Steal yo girl 🤪

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urbanwyatt No, I’ll call you something else 😉

yourusername 🙊

jackharlow 🤦🏼‍♂️ How many more tattoos are you getting? No more vacations without supervision.

yourusername BOO YOU WHORE!!!!

jackharlow What?

yourusername YOU’RE BORING!!!!!

claybornharlow & this is why I’m the favorite

yourusername Umm who told you that lie?

jackharlow Ha 💀

claybornharlow Uh you did….. when I bailed you out two weeks ago!

yourusername You’re not my favorite when you’re spilling secrets 🤦🏻‍♀️

jackharlow I need to have a serious conversation with the both of you asap.

mamamaggie Jackman, leave my babies alone. They’re old enough to make their own decisions. But also Clay and Y/N, you both need to calm down with the craziness.

yourusername 🙊🙊🙊

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yourusername Back with my baby 😇🤞🏼

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nemoachida And back to terrorize all of us with the lovey dovey shit

jackharlow Honestly with their annoying asses

claybornharlow 🙄

druski2funnny He doesn’t look too happy to be with you 😂🧐

yourusername I tired him out after going a round or two in the bunks 🤪😜

selenosunni 💀 Stop

cozane Seriously stop sis please

yourusername Y’all acting like you don’t know how we be behind closed doors. The two people who basically set us up, now you’re acting disgusting ?? 💀

jackharlow I’m sorry what?

jackharlow THEY KNEW BEFORE ME????

jackharlow Go on and stab me right on my back

urbanwyatt BABE?!!!! 🤦🏼‍♂️

cozane Nice going smart ass

selenosunni 💀

yourusername You really are so dramatic and what for??? Do I need to remind you all my friends you used to get with????

claybornharlow So what I understand is that you and Urban dated on the low and these two idiots knew before all of us??

mamamaggie I knew 🤭

jackharlow YES MOM I KNOW!!!!!!! 🙄

neelamthadhani LMAO how did you guys find out? I don’t think you shared the story with me 😢 I just seen y’all together and Jack was having a meltdown.

yourusername About that……

claybornharlow NO NO NOPE. I don’t want to hear it again!!!!

urbanwyatt Just text her babe 😭😭😭

jackharlow Can you two break up? I’m tired of y/n stealing my wingman

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jackharlow Is that a no???

yourusername It’s a “you better run and hide”

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[bballlvr8]

You can clock so much of their tea PURELY from lives 😭😭 I think the thing that gave it away the most for me was how their teammates react to them lmaoooo.

Like for THE Live, the way that Ice and Caroline were trying to pretend that no one saw anything and that they were all just having a jolly good time 💀

I also think about P+A hugs after games and stuff, like teammates will VISIBLY be looking at them in a loving way or tease them about it 😭. Like girls you’re on live TV lmaooooo

yessss teammates reactions are another thing cause if they just be cool some people won’t even bat an eye to it 😂

[abyssmalice]

(tl;dr flower has Super Important Thonkies ft. how to describe and address my tonis bc let's face it - having two characters with technically the same name and origin point within the same media also is kinda hard to juggle in terms of how to address them by literal name without confusing even me dgsdyugdsyugsdyu)

so as everyone knows, i basically have two tonis on this blog -

they are the same character but also not - they follow a specific AU each, but also exist in a concurrent state that allows them to interact with each other in addition to other muses.

which is definitely very weird to read and wrap one's head around, but borrowing from the honkie games -

you can think of the two tonis in the same vein as expies - like how impacto three and star railing has a character named Bronya, both of whom are the same but also very much not, and exist concurrently (hi3 bronnie is on earth, hsr bronnie is in a different galaxy; they can Technically encounter each other, circumstances permit. and im not even going to touch upon the silver wolf = haxxor bunny connections lol).

though really, my tonis are a lot closer to how hi3 does expies - the same character but very much not, split between different cycles of history.

if that helps make it make sense then yessss hooraaaaay!!!!!

im not done yet though.

so!!!! now that we have the premise of "here are two tonis who are the same but not" laid down, here's where my main thonkie is!! with how to actually distinguish them when addressing one of the two.

both of them are named Tonia, albeit with a different surname. their personalities, positions, experiences and even physical appearances are very different from each other - but there's still some overlap here and there, which can get confusing if certain details are mentioned.

ive tried my to make it super clear which toni im discussing without being super in-your-face about it - with icons, references to details that are exclusive to one of them, or with my silly nicknames (that i enjoy still tbh lmao) but ive been thinking........... even for me, this is kinda annoying to manage LMAOOOO

so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what is flower's solution to this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well them having the same name is the issue and its the easiest identifier for anyone sooo.

ive technically had this means in place from the beginning and its also lowkey enforced in my rules too - but the other older toni, the abyssal one, according to the lore ive written for her, has the alias of "Freyja" that she primarily goes by anyway.

which is to say!! im basically pulling a real childe on the older toni and having her referred as and with her alias name (Freyja vs Tonia) like how childe does (Childe/Tartaglia vs Ajax).

her real name i.e. Tonia will be treated in a similar vein - not common knowledge unless in the right position to be having said information, or she's given it out and allowed your muse to address her as such.

(truly going back to her meta origins as the original roleswap au i had for tonia............. heehaw..................................!!)

and yeah, as mentioned - this is a thing thats sorta already been in place for a while, but im enforcing it in full now!!!!!!!! even in ooc talks thats how ill be addressing her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! which further means that any future mentions of Tonia will usually just be the main, harbingy one - unless the context demands otherwise, or more likely, if i am addressing Tonia in the plural (tonis.... sssss.................)

[rhysonfire]

YESSS YESSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THE GRANDFEST BANDS RESTOCKED I COMPLETELY FORGOT THE AUGUST WRAPUP MENTIONED THEM GETTING RESTOCKD LMAOOOO I GOT MINEEEE

if ur gonna order one u should probably hurry up tho before it sells out again, regular shipping is 6.99 but plus taxes I paid like 7.50.

[wish-i-were-heather]

The signs keep coming

LMAOOOO YESSSS

when you get all the books for your birthday you've gotta read shatter me first because omg you will not regret it 🙏🙏 aaron warner is MY MAN (he can be yours too tho ig 😔)

[atty-goldstein]

Just finished watching NPMD and here are my observations:

Oh starting right away with Richie's death

OHHHH It's the first time we actually hear Lauren and Jon sing together, even for just a lil bit

The Watcher World callback with the hammer and the phone

Every Mariah character: MY PICTURES ON MY PHONE, Me: gurl back it up on Cloud

Awwww Ruth

That one person who cheered louder than anyone else when Pete stood up for himself

Everyone collectively going "awww" when Pete shows up with the black eye

The Chasitys have such a cute color scheme. Would wear. But like. Mark's outfit has such gay vibes tho. Like. Stereotypical gay outfit.

Pfft that one person who cackled the Loudest during the dinner scene

Max, climbing in the tub with his jeans on: *vine voice* He's washing him and his jeans. He's washing him and his jeans.

Oh Mark showing up after Dirty Girl is literally like that scene with Hanschen during My Junk in Spring Awakening.

LISTEN. About two years ago, I was watching SAF and my dad looked over my shoulder AND HE THOUGHT JOEY WAS LIN MANUEL MIRANDA

Max: I'm gonna kick your ass!, Me: *Ted voice* Not his head

Wait. But his reaction to the prank is so wholesome and precious actually.

Gurl. Just let it stay an accident and destroy the footage instead. Don't be stupid.

I remember saying Bryce as Brenda. Glad that it happened.

Hatchet Town is basically just "Your Fault" from Into the Woods huh

Pete and Ruth sound a lot like Scrags and Esther ngl

I love Kyle. Himbo dude.

The shift when Clivesdale is introduced.

The way everyone also awwed when Richie got appreciated. I don't think a show goes by without Jon's character being loved

It's interesting that the hs kids don't want to be mean and aren't inherently mean, they were just pressured into being mean

Ohhh. He got bedazzled. Like Edward Cullen.

I want the cast recording so I can hear Jon and Will sing at each other more clearly

Boy Jerry's a reporter? I mean sure, I assumed they have jobs when it's off-season for camp, but I didn't expect journalism

What does Bryce's character know about Boy Jerry's murder spree tho?

Everyone's talking about Boy Jerry throwing Girl Jeri under the bus, but not Dan agreeing with Boy Jerry in accusing Donna

Hatchet Town is just Your Fault from Into the Woods huh

Steph protecting Ruth parallels Steph looking after Hannah

hc that Joey's character in the bbq monologues is whoever played Joey's roles in the Hatchetfield production of TTO

Jon's delivery ohmygod lmaoooo

Oh and Mariah's character, Caitlyn/Kaitlin, feels like a mini Zoey

Ruth sweetieeee you are so brilliant

Ruth having a mushroom on her shirt like the "I'm a failure" meme

The way they pull off Max's teleportation is so so good

Kim is the queen of horrified screams now

YESSSS HE SAID THE MIRANDA RIGHTS he ain't got a warrant tho

Considering tgwdlm was 2018, and it's 2023 now, then it HAS been FIVE YEARS since Peter asked for his hot chocolate from Emma

GARY PUPPY PAID ATTENTION WHEN HE HEARD PAUL. Because of he still recognizes Jon.

Pfft Paul having more balls than Pete

Okay it's vague enough that it can be interpreted that Paul doesn't die. I didn't think Emma would do the Linda screech tho. It's always enough to startle and disorient tho.

THE COSTUMES THE COSTUMES I LOVE THE COSTUMES

Oh I have a theory behind what Tinky says. But it's going in a separate post

The LiBs going "WE DON'T WANT YOUR PHONE"

In Once Upon a Time, it is customary to give up "the thing you love most" in exchange for extremely powerful magic.

Ahahaha as a Catholic I can confirm that Grace's opinion on Catholicism is mostly correct

I feel like if Pete did die, it would prevent him from turning into a horny bastard like Ted tho. Which may potentially save him from Tinky

And Pete letting himself get shot to save the woman he loves, would parallel Ted's sacrifice in Ape Man

That one person who very audibly goes "WHAT THE FUCK" when Max takes the bullet for Pete

Grace saying her type is dudes who come back from the dead. And I'm like. "AND THEY'RE BOTH RIPPED AS FUCK"

Annnd now the tables have turned on Joey after eating Sally out in the choir room.

Aaaat least she can't get knocked up?

Where'd she get that cigarette tho

The hair flip that accompanied the spin

GARY PUPPY CUDDLED UP TO THE LAPTOP WHEN HE HEARD WIGGLY

Kim's teacher character is so cute

The "awwww" when Pete and Steph came to homecoming together. Also Pete's bow tie will always match whatever Steph's wearing

Are we all in agreement that Jon and Will's homecoming characters are dating?

Grace. YOU ASKED.

Hmm. A soul-sucking spell especially targeting guys? Sounds like what Sheila had.

"Guys who came before"? Who else did she hook up with between the ghost's death and homecoming?

It's the return of Angela's iconic witch laugh

But Grace how long is that gonna work out for you. You gonna eventually use contraception? Have magic contraception? Or eventually get knocked up? Just sayin'

[beatleswings]

this gonna sound whack but any thoughts on how a double date would go with cardon and naran? LMAOOOO gonna be interesting perhaps

YESSSS!! Since Carmen and Narcis are besties, CarDon and Naran double dates are most common.

They would do the usual dating stuff, go out to a restaurant, go to the movies, hang out at the mall or go to the shopping outlets or when they feel like it, go to an amusement park. Or sometimes, visit each other's houses and have dinner and a game night or a movie night. During the dates, Carmen and Don are the most romantic and the sweetest, calling each other cute names and being more cuddly and kissy. Meanwhile Aran and Narcis, being cringe (affectionately), chaotic, and funny boyfrens. However like the Spanish couple, this wild pair do have moments where they cuddle and display affection, but rather their own silly way.

Don is always happy to be with his beloved rose as she is. While he does enjoy Narcis's presence and is super supportive of Carmen's friendship with him, he has to tolerate being around Aran. He doesn't hate Aran, mind you, he just finds him and his trolling annoying. Similar to how someone finds their younger sibling annoying though Aran is months older than Don making Don the younger one in this. Yes, Aran loves to troll Don. Sometimes the trolling does lead to Don and Aran trading insults and roasting each other. Aran's roasting is usually the "this (random character) is you (Don)" or making fun of Don. Don tries to insult Aran but it always backfires on him. Carmen however finds Aran hilarious and is easily amused at his antics and over anything he says. Narcis and Don have their dramatic moments (Don constantly denying he is a drama queen) and sometimes they are dramatic together which usually leads to Aran and Carmen having to calm their BFs down.

Their double dates are usually sweet (always on CarDon's part) but it's mostly chaotic and hilarious and even when it gets chaotic, they enjoy it so much.

[sugar-omi]

dilf cove is such a delicious thought tysm for sharing w the class 🤭🤭🤭

cove and mc being madly in love -ilf parents is so *lip bite* to me like they are soooo 1991 morticia and gomez addams hehehe

imagine their poor teenage-young adult kid having to deal w not only their parents CONSTANT gross affection for each other, but also their classmates making constant “your mom/dad/parent is a -ilf” “your dad is beekeeping age” “are your parents looking for a babysitter? a dog? I can cook and bark” comments lmaoooo

YESSSS OH MY GOD

I alrdy know cove went thru the whole "your dad is such a dilf" like I would actually ask cove if he's looking for a step mom bc I'm boutta.....

NOOO NOT THE BARK OMG I STOPPES READING AT THE DILF/MILF/PILF THING NOOO

omg imagine you're teenagers n saying that stuff abt coves dad n then going "well that's okay, I'll just make you a dilf. omg you'd be so hot"

like you're asking to get fucked first of all, 2nd of all you're embarrassing him, 3rd are you SURE you don't wanna be teen parents bc the boner he's trying not to pop while you're rambling abt him being a dilf is astra fucking nomical

also imma copy smth I saw from a comic (the perfect hybrid) if you have 1 kid they literally always think "how am I an only child" bc you're so in love like it doesn't even matter if you can't give birth, why is they an only child?!(?!,

istg dilf cove is so sexy omg I keep thinking abt it, his body would just be so big n buff n he'd just be so thick??? like I can't even explain it to you rn.

ykw I need to find that art of genshin characters body types bc the way the artist imagined some of their looks is what I'm thinking rn like I NEED yall to see my vision n I will come back w the link if I can find it ok

[bonesandthebees]

Reached my stop for tonight.

Quackity was definitely claiming he could sway Wilbur (flirt him to his side perhaps?).

Anyway, Schlatt will be dealt with soon, so it doesn’t matter. I’m far more intrigued by the fact that Wilbur will be to one to act out the plan (whether that is directly killing Schlatt via poison or someone else to set him up). Way to traumatise your boy even more Phil! I get the reasoning, but it’s unclear if he had a choice or was forced into this.

Also, the duel pov’s! Wilbur not know that Niki has seen Schlatt! That she told Phil! That she knows! So she knows something will be done about it. And whatever happens at the ball, she will know who did it! And thus she will finally reaslise how dangerous even Wilbur can be!

Also, poor baby Tommy thinking Wilbur will go back to hating him! And Tommy has limp privilege over Niki and Quackity! He’s part of the family unit (to Wilbur). So he gets to see him at his worst (because he’s seen it before).

Anyway, G’night. I will come screaming tomorow when I finish the chapter.

-🌲

flirt wilbur to his side lmaoooo quackity putting his seduction skills to use

oh yeah uh, well, in phil's mind it's trauma that'll help him get stronger! gotta learn how to murder someone if you want to get anywhere in life yknow

yessss the dual povs are so fun here. the audience knows that niki talked to phil about schlatt and that she's figured out that schlatt is responsible for the bandit plot, but wilbur doesn't know that! niki might've told him if he hadn't been so distant since he got back, but alas things are different now and niki hasn't brought it up. also, phil hasn't told wilbur either so he's completely oblivious to how much niki knows about the situation.

tommy is literally 13 years old and now has lifelong trauma he is dealing with a Lot of emotions right now :( but at least he knows wilbur doesn't hate him now. and yeah, even if wilbur hasn't consciously acknowledged it to himself, tommy takes up a very different space in his life now compared to niki and quackity. and that will definitely come into play later

gnight spruce! can't wait for you to read the rest of the chapter ;)

[kurooh]

mastermind anon 😭😭😭 you know what, i’ll take it. keep flattering me and i might get back into writing self insert fic lmaoooo

YESSSS DAMN

i’ve been having a moment recently where my inspiration and creativity has been at an all time low and your asks always cause some sparks to come back to me 😭💞