#LMFAOOO WHY AM I GETTING MAD ON HIS BEHALF

[ihatebnha]

if i lived with bkg i'd feel the need to flash him my boobs like 20 times a day

OMG NO because I love the imagery of like...

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Him, glancing at you: "Hey, what do you want for—"

You: *flashes tits*

Him, looking back: WHAT THE—

You, already put your shirt down: what? What happened?

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AND IT HAPPENING ALL THE TIME LMFAOOO. When he's cooking, when you come into the office to ask something, when he gets out of the shower... just, nonstop ajeksfkajdsk.

Soooo funny because he gets incredibly... fake upset, but like... can't actually punish you for anything because you just deny the whole thing and it's not like you did anything... THAT wrong.

It's repeatedly, though. And he gets soooo exasperated trying to keep up w/ it; the vein in his neck probably never goes down in your house LMAOOO.

But... just makes so better sex at the end of the day I suppose, right? When you find out, let us know <333

(@iiomilo cuz I remember you posting something like this for Ibiza <3)