#LOLOL why do i have so much of lion boi

[twistiraki]

Checkmate

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Leona Kingscholar and Y/N sat across from each other at the chessboard. Y/N's calm and collected demeanor was a stark contrast to Leona's usual pride and laziness, and he couldn't help but feel drawn to their tranquil presence.

The game started off slow, with each move being carefully considered and executed. As the game progressed, Leona found himself intrigued by Y/N's strategic mind and quick wit. He began to tease and flirt with them, enjoying the way their cheeks would flush in response.

"You're quite the herbivore, Y/N," he said, his voice laced with playful banter. "So calm and gentle, just like a grazing animal."

Y/N laughed softly, finding Leona's teasing to be endearing. "And you're like a lion, always ready to pounce," they replied. "But even lions need someone to keep them in check."

Leona couldn't help but smirk at Y/N's words. There was a twinkle in their eyes that he found captivating, and he couldn't resist the urge to keep flirting with them.

As the game progressed, Leona began to feel a growing sense of competitiveness. Y/N was giving him a run for his money, and he found himself getting increasingly determined to win.

"You're putting up a good fight, Y/N," he said, a glint in his eye. "But I won't go easy on you just because you're cute."

Y/N laughed, their cheeks flushing at Leona's compliment. "I wouldn't expect anything less," they replied, their gaze locked onto the chessboard.

As the clock ticked down, both players became increasingly focused on the game. The tension in the room was palpable, and Leona found himself biting his lip in anticipation.

Suddenly, Y/N made a bold move, sacrificing their queen to set up a surprise checkmate. Leona's eyes widened in shock as Y/N's plan unfolded before him. He tried to counter, but it was too late. Y/N had won.

Leona leaned back in his chair, his heart pounding with excitement. "Well played, Y/N," he said, his voice filled with admiration. "You're a formidable opponent, and I'm glad I got to play against you."

Y/N smiled softly, feeling a flutter in their chest at Leona's words. "Thank you, Leona," they said. "It was a pleasure playing with you."

As they packed up the chessboard and pieces, Leona continued to flirt and tease Y/N, but there was a newfound tenderness in his words.

"You know," he said, his voice low and sultry. "I've always admired your quiet strength, Y/N. You have a way of putting me at ease that no one else can."

Y/N felt their heart skip a beat at Leona's words. There was something about the way he looked at them that made them feel like they were the only person in the world.

"I feel the same way about you, Leona," they said, their voice barely above a whisper. "There's something about you that's...irresistible."

Leona leaned in closer, his eyes burning with desire. "Oh really?" he said, a mischievous smile on his lips. "Well, I think we should explore that irresistible feeling a little more, don't you?"

Y/N's cheeks flushed as Leona's hand reached out to cup their chin. 

As they leaned in for a kiss, the chessboard and pieces forgotten, they both knew that they had found something even more competing for.

[half-truths-and-hyperbole-louk]

Louk's Bad Batch rewatch part 29 !!!

we're in the second half of season 2 batchersss (was gonna say were in the end game now but I'll save that for tomorrow 😫)

The Bad Batch 2x09

her voice 🥲 she sounds so down it hurts

"sounds dangerous" *giggles* ilysm Wrecker 💕

Hunter sniffing dirt again hehe

Tech says "without Echo" and Omega immediately droops her head 😫

creeper peekin 👀

I love how Wrecker was carrying the case with one hand and Hunter needs two and keeps adjusting it 💪

Wrecker checking in on Omega 🤲

oop Omega dramatic sigh count 👀

Hunter lifting Omega up 🥺

"chain reaction, explosion got it 🙄" tbb dealing with teenage fett mood swings now

gentle hands 🤲

that is not your ship kid 👀

Hunter slams the highly dangerous explosives into the ground lmaooo

Hunter hearing the ship power up !!! his turns so fast and jumps over the stairs 🙌

the bickering batch

they're literally all so feral at each other rn 😮

Wrecker giving Omega water first 🥺

she's calling Echo for help 😭

Tech knows he disabled his comms... have they been chattin 👀

Hunter's senses on fire this ep 👌

Hunter pushing Omega in front of him and steering her out of the way 🙌

the Lion King ???

Tech: "protect the ipsium!" Wrecker: bruh 😑

the ipsium survived Hunter slamming it on the ground I'm sure it'll be fine

Wrecker: "why don't you carry it 😠" Tech: "fine" lolol

Tech is so strong omg he carried it like Wrecker 👀

Omega needs something to cover her face in this sandstorm 🥲 give her a helmet

THEY'RE SO SHITTY BOYS CALM DOWN !!!

Omega bby someone hug her !!!!! 😫😭

"what is your issue" 💔

how soft Hunter said her name 🥺🤲

Tech doesnt understand the emotional connection she has to everything but they probably all struggle to see that being soldiers, they're taught to let go of things, stay in the moment to be able to be the best they can, she's just a kid who wants her brother and her home back after just losing everything, I can completely understand both sides of this 🥲 I'm blabbing and it's not making sense anymore 🙃

"thats not the only mistake you need to fix" Hunter's dad mode applies to Tech now too

Tech: "but she said she wanted to be alone" 🥺

they're getting so much better at the whole dad/big brother thing 💕

Tech said her name so gently 😭

Omega and Tech having the same ideas 🥰

"I am fully aware you are capable of the task" 🥺

TECH BLINDLY FOLLOWING OMEGA WHEN SHE FALLS MY HEART

oop I forgot the 😫 Tech falls count: we're on 5 now

THE WAY HE GRABS HER IN THE WATER OML 😭 he was so desperate to save her

Hunter sensing they're in trouble 👀

Not only do I love Hunter's senses but I also love how aware they all are of him, like they all question him every time he pauses or looks off at something, they're all just so aware of each other 💕

Tech and Omega lying down out of the water 🤲

Tech emptying the water from his glasses !! 🥺

"we are alive" ~ bro I love how often he responds like this I can't wait to hear it again hehehe

Omega's wet droopy hair is getting so long 🥺

"the narrow crevasse" i love the way he talks he's so fancy 💅

Putting a bunch of quotes in bc they're iconic 💕

Omega: "everything is changing and you don't even care"

Tech: "I am not sure how I should care about change, it is a fundamental part of life"

Tech: "I am aware that you miss him, but we have to adapt and move on. That's what soldiers do."

Omega: "we're more than that. We're a family aren't we?"

Tech: "yes of course we are"

Omega: "why don't you act like it?"

Tech: "Echo chose a different path, as did Crosshair. I have to respect their decision. Even though it can be difficult to understand, we must carry on. I may process moments and thoughts differently, but it does not mean that I feel any less than you"

I have to put it all in bc this scene means so much to me 🥺🤲💕

Wrecker's scream and the big *fwosshhh* landing in the water vs Hunter's tiny *bloop*

Omega's wave 🫶

the way Hunter just tosses Tech's stuff out of the water and he's still holding Omega's bow is the difference between brother and dad

wet hair Hunter when 👀

Omega "see that wasn't so bad" Wrecker: 👍

Tech being almost as precise as Crosshair 💕

Tech and Omega looking at each other 👀🤲

Hunter noticing somethings different with Omega now after talking with Tech 🥺

CID 🔫 I want to hunt her for sport fr 😈

Omega quoting Tech 💕💕💕💕

oooohhhh this ep holds a special place in my heart fr

[hanafubukki]

Convert Anon💜 here!!

Oooo i getcha, liking all the names and then liking one and not knowing if it fits, welp, they could always have more rhen one and boom, all names are used

Jkjk

Ans I love those kind of stories!! They’re really nice and cool and sweet and 100% telling you to give us the delicious food and no we won’t get tired of it(at least i won’t, cause now i’m imagining my fankids going back in time to see us and me nearly having a heart attack)

Crowley you need a babysitter yourself and no holding the child

Epel, Sebek, Ace, and Deuce just jump the guy who made us cry

And yes, Malleus and Lilia would be amazing and would get to be uncle to a lil lion boi(everyone gets to be an uncle, you get to be an uncle, you get to be an uncle, everyone gets to be an uncle)

And Leona being tender is just 🥺😭🥰 and 100% would watch him as he holds his son and is sitting down and gently stroking his cheek and smiling softly cause husband be being tender🥰🥺

lolol and then their name is like two sentences long and they just stare at you like "why??" lolol whoops

that's what I love about time travel stories, there's so much you can do and so many ways to go about it. I even imagined a few scenarios where prefect can go to the future too. it would be cool....now if I only had the energy to write 😭😭

the more I read about Crowley the more sun he gets I swear

lmaooo, that guy is going to deal with so many angry people lolol

but no seriously, in my fan baby universe, everyone is literally the uncle lmfaooo

post make sure you take good pictures for the picture book convert anonie

[torikaku]

Ne~wanna try some crack? May I please request a reader reaction of Leona, Grim and Ruggie on catnip? Thank you and enjoy!

lolol big-brained anon with a genius idea, I love it 

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You promise to give something to Grimm and say that it is something he will like. Is it some tuna? Because it is something he wants. But whatever it is, he's looking forward to it.

He has a blank face when you present him a...leaf? Is it some sort of a joke? Is the Great Grim a rabbit? But... why does this leaf smell so nice? But give it to him right now! Oh, this leaf does smell addicting.

Grim has become so...appeasable? His pupils are dilated, and he rolls on his back -- clearly enjoying the smell,-- showing his tummy, which you scratch, and you giggle at his reaction.

When he returns back to his senses, and you tell him that he acted like a domestic cat because of a catnip, Grim grumbles at you. How dare you fool him like that? But whatever. If you want to get things done with his help, you can promise him some catnip, and so be it, the Great Grim will give up his pride for a while for anything to enjoy that divine smell once again.

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Leona is clearly dissatisfied when he wakes up, smelling something... something familiar, but can't recall namely what.

He spots you near him in his sleep place. You smugly look at him, saying that there's something you want to give to him. He narrows his eyes at you. The lion beastman is about to close his eyes, return to sleep and ignore you when you present a leaf in front of his face. He sniffs it. And he recognizes the very smell. He opens his eyes wide. Oh no. Leona closes his eyes, trying to compose himself, and releases a big breath. Do you think it's a good joke? Does he look like a domestic cat for you?

But no matter how much he tries to convince you to leave him alone, you can see that he is interested in catnip very much, as his gaze follows your hand with the leaf, which you draw from side to side. Having lost patience, Leona snatches the catnip out of your hand, lies back, this time on his side with his back to you. His tail moves from side to side while he sniffs the addicting scent with pleasure, quietly purring.

You can only giggle, looking at how the King of the beasts has become a lovely domestic cat because of the plant. And you can only imagine how much his pride is hurt because he is led by some plant.

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Ruggie is a bit suspicious when you tell him that you have something for him. But since you'll give it to him for free, there's no harm, right?

When you present him with a leaf he immediately recognizes this smell as a catnip. W-wait! Where did you get this from? Do you know that it is a sort of a drug for cats? Ruggie came across with catnip a few times a long ago. But in his slums, it's so hard to get it, and it's a rarity that he can see it right now before his eyes! And you just give it to him freely!

The hyena boy is a bit uncertain what to do, but you reassure him and put the catnip in his hand. Ruggie is still shocked, but his tail is waggling. It seems the smell begins to affect him even more, he began to blush and laugh.

Deciding to take advantage of the situation, you place your hand on his head and begin stroking him. Normally, he wouldn't be very happy with this. But being in this state, he seems to like this attention.

You begin noticing that Ruggie has become friendlier around you.  He volunteers to help you with anything, asking in return for just a leaf of catnip, making sure that other feline members of Sawanaclaw won't find out your little secret.

[raspberryranpo]

hey!!!!!! idk if request r open rn but!!!!!!! if they are, can i suggest first date hcs with the blue lion boys?? since theyre the only house you havent done?

their first dates with you

fire emblem three houses: blue lion boys

DUDE i have no idea what happened overnight but i woke up with like 60 notifications lmao

& thank you so much!! yes requests are open lolol

DIMITRI

not only would this be yours & dimitri’s first date.... but it would probably be dimitri’s first date EVER

he had no clue what you’d even do on a date so he had to resort to asking sylvain (but that didn’t go so well)

luckily he had mercedes and annette to turn to, and they just told him to be himself

which he didn’t quite understand but he just went with it

anyway..... he’d probably show up to your dorm with a boquet of flowers (lavender ones) but they’d probably be a bit crushed at the stems due to how nervous he was

but he’d hold them out to you anyway & apologise for his nervousness

dimitri’s face is definitely red for the whole day too

he was very desperate to hold your hand (since he’d seen sylvain doing it) but was afraid that he’d crush you

so he resorted to offering you his arm instead

he probably took you on a walk through the forest near the monastery

he wanted to use that opportunity to learn more about you, but it instead ended up being him telling you all about the different types of trees you could see

i bet he knows literally everything about trees and plants ok (thank dedue)

annette and mercedes gave him a little picnic to have with you & dimitri was very excited to show you the cute little sandwiches they made

he’d talk to you about something you’re very interested in (he did a lot of research) and then watch as you rambled on about something he has no idea about

he has the cutest look in his eyes, too full of love

throughout the entire day all he did was make sure you were smiling too, and he was constantly trying to make you laugh

he told a few jokes (probably about something actually really sad) but they didn’t go too well. you laughed anyway though

either way you had a really fun time, mostly because of how cute dimitri was being

DEDUE

dedue has also never been on a date

but he has more common sense than dimitri so obviously he doesn’t go to sylvain for advice

dates with dedue probably don’t go how dates are supposed to go - you guys just hang out together, maybe you kiss, maybe you just hold hands

you quietly sit in the greenhouse together, tending to dedue’s flowers

you’re probably one of the only people he lets touch his flowers, seeing as though he loves you a lot

it would be peaceful & quiet, and the only times either of you would speak would be when you’d ask about a certain flower, or when dedue would tell you about the plant he was looking after at the time

maybe after you both finish watering & weeding all the plants, you’d just sit there in comfortable silence, enjoying each other’s presence

i’m sure chef deddles (love chef deddles) would bring you a small sized version of whatever dish he was working on at the moment

or he’d bring you something he’d made up himself for you to try first

anything he makes or does, the first person he’d show is you

dedue brings a blanket or something to wrap around the two of you as you sit later on into the night

he worries that doing this is too boring, or it’s not a good enough first date

but you just have to reassure him that it’s nice & that you enjoy it :(:( he’s too anxious bless

as he’s walking you back to your dorm, he’ll gently take your hand & tell you that he’s had a very nice time

maybe he’ll just gently kiss your cheek, or if he’s not feeling that confident, he’ll just squeeze your hand & give you the gentlest smile

SYLVAIN

sylvain has been on many a date so he knows EXACTLY what he’s doing

he takes you to a cute little cafe in town

he wanted to take you to a restaurant at the start, but decided against it since he had no idea if you’d like that or not

but everyone likes a little cafe date... right?

since he’s actually bothered to formally ask you on a date & is serious about you, he’d probably bring you one or two of his favourite books

because we all know he’s actually a smarty pants

he’d hold your hand or have an arm wrapped around your waist on the way there, & he’d point out all the places he’s been kicked out of for flirting with the waitresses (or even the owner) because he knows you won’t judge him for that

anyway. when you get there, he insists on sitting on one of the couch chairs (or whatever they had in the 12th century) and at first you sit opposite each other

he likes it that way since you can both talk to each other face to face (and he can playfully tap your feet under the table)

the day is full of jokes & weird stories that sylvain has

somehow he’s met literally everyone and anyone and always has the most wack story for any situation

he also playfully flirts with you - it’s not serious (even though he means it) but it’s so cheesy it’s funny

after a while, when the cafe is quieter, sylvain comes and sits with you on your side of the table

he just wraps an arm around your shoulders using the old yawn & stretch trick

leaning over, you feel his lips on your cheek & he just whispers a little “thank you” for allowing him to have a real date

FELIX

felix is born different. he’s a different breed

he does not have any experience since he’s NEVER HAD A CRUSH. or so he says

and he’s too stubborn to ask anyone for help so he just does whatever he feels like

by that, i mean you guys definitely stay in the training hall for the entire day

if you accepted felix’s feelings you knew exactly what you were getting into, so deal with it

he forces you to spar with him for most of the day but he cares about you too much to overexert you

when you both take a break he sits really close to you for no particular reason other than to sit close to you

this is felix’s romance. sharing sweat (aw)

he also goes easy on you when you’re fencing

not that he thinks you’re incapable of fighting at his level, but that he just doesn’t want to accidentally stab you

sometimes he lets you win & really sarcastically says something like “aw, damn! you’ve won again...!” with this really soft smile on his face

only on the premise that nobody else is around

on the way back he won’t hold your hand or anything but he’ll constantly look back at you with the fondest look in his eyes

he probably looks down at your hands wishing he has the courage to actually hold them too

at the end of the day when he’s walked you all the way back to your dorm, he’ll very spontaneously kiss you right on the lips

he’ll have a very firm hold of your face but all of a sudden he’ll just let go & run off with his face bright red

sylvain probably saw and that’s why he left so suddenly looool

ASHE

i was going to say something stupid like ghost hunting but ashe would probably rather die

he’d probably just sit in the library with you and discuss books with you for a few hours, nothing too major

but ashe has a way with words & can tell old tales as though he was there (even if i’m remembering his character wrong, let’s just pretend)

you’d ask him about the book he’s currently reading & he’d tell you the plot of it (without spoiling it obviously) and the way he’d word it would make you want to pick it up immediately

the both of you just sit in the library quietly for hours, reading a book each

the only time either of you would talk would be when either one of you would laugh at something in your book & you’d have to explain the joke to the other

obviously ashe won’t allow either of you to stay up really late (no later than like 7) because the monastery gets dark at that point

and you know what comes out when the monastery gets dark?

absolutely nothing. but it’s funny seeing ashe scream at shadows so don’t say anything

i imagine that your first date goes so well, ashe forgets about the time & you both come out of the library at like 11:00

it’s a wonder seteth hasn’t found the two of you

anyway. your date actually turns out to be a ghost hunting trip (alternate title: ashe runs away from the ghosts while you laugh at him, and neither of you can see where your dorms are)

it’s fun anyway. well, not in ashe’s opinion

at some point you see this really big shadow that’s moving towards you and you both scream thinking it’s a really evil ghost

suddenly a torch is lit on the wall & turns out its seteth

“i knew i intimidate many students, but surely i don’t elicit a scream that loud!”

seteth quietly escorts the two of you back to the dorms and it’s really awkward

he eventually leaves you both alone & ashe sighs the biggest sigh of relief you’ve ever heard

he quietly thanks you and, with the most courage he’s ever had, he pecks your cheek & runs off

my first ask 🤪🤪 thank you so much!!! ah this was fun to write

requests are still open by the way!! for any of the fandoms on my rules page lolol

[apenapaperandadoofus]

Can you make a list on who you think is the most to least reliable of the RFA (+ Minor Trio if you want!) when it comes to pets 👀

gasp you know what yes (I've been wanting to make some lists for a while -maybe least to most bottom of each of the RFA characters LMAO-)

MysMe characters least to most reliable with a pet and what pet would they have:

11. Rika

LMFAO bet ya didn't expect that did ya!? Nah you probably did, anyway the reason why she's the least reliable for a pet it's kinda obvious, first of all, she would refuse to get her pet treatment when it almost turns blind and ma'am? Please help your dog???

Also if at any time the pet dies she would start another cult so let's not risk it with her. Instead of an animal maybe give her a rock instead pfttt (actually wait-no she'd probably throw it at our poor mint coloured hair boy just give her a dog plushy it smth she can't be trusted with alive things)

10. Saeyoung

You may be asking me, Amanda, why, Saeyoung absolutely loves cats he'd be a cool cat dad, and yes, you're right. But you also don't understand that this man's love for cats goes SO far that he will actually cause chaos all around him. He'd give the cat SO many treats, not only that, but he'd also cuddle them, and that's nice tight? Wrong. This man will try to stretch the cat, grab it and twirl it around, reenact the lion king and do the 'Simba' bit and everything. Not only that he'd completely use it to prank Zen and everyone else, overall, he'd be a great pet owner but it'd be too much chaos so let's just stick with loving cats from afar.

Also I feel like he'd get a snake for some reason, and he'd dress them up in like a fancy bowtie a hat, or an iguana or chameleon y'know? He'd go for the amphibian type :o

9. Ray

I love our boy, I really do, but honestly how do you expect him to take care of a dog if he can't take care of himself. 😢

Actually scratch that, if he had a dog he would definitely love it and spoil it, and we live for that but also:

honey focus on yourself too we don't want you to D I E

Maybe give him a hamster or smth, while he's hacking away and watching MC in their room the hamster will be spinning on it's wheel super happy

Or he can have some cute fishes 🐟🐠

And like his brother, because great minds think alike, maybe a chameleon. He'd be pretty scared of them at first but he found one under some flowers and decided to rescue it, and now he sort of ended up adopting it :D

Although I find it pretty unlikely that he'll get a pet, he's more into flowers anyway

(OH WAIT WHAT ABOUT BEES? YA LIKE JAZZ -im sorry pft but now I need to see Ray in like those bee farmer dress things lmao)

8. Zen

I could see him as the pet owner that takes their dogs on walks and such, but honestly, if he's allergic to cats he's probably allergic to other animals too, at least some with a lot of hair! Although I feel like he'd get one of those big dogs and he'd go on runs with it all the time. The dog would be like the ones that are mostly thought of as super dangerous or aggressive but it turns out they're a sweetheart. Either that or a poodle 🐩💀 (but like I said, he's probably allergic to animals with lots of hair.)

HOW ABOUT A PARROT? ZEN COULD TOTALLY PRACTICE HIS LINES AND SONGS WITH THE PARROT AJDNFBFB

7. Jihyun

Jihyun would be pretty good as a pet owner but honestly he'd be super nervous at everything at first. Welcome to the Jihyun apologizing to his pet show akdjdn. But would we trust him with a pet? He wasn't really able to take care of two teenage boys -although it was mostly because he was in a toxic relationship 💀

When he has his sight problems he could totally get those helper dogs? (Forgot what they're called I'm sorry T_T)

He'd probably get a more chill pet tho, maybe a cat (he probably likes them a lot too! Also they're pretty calming.) So he could have like the guide dog and a small kitty too!

6. Jaehee

She'd be an awesome pet mom lol. I don't think she'd get a cat after being traumatized from pet-sitting Elizabeth. Maybe she could get like a turtle 🐢

Or maybe a rat to reenact Ratatouille lmaoo

She wouldn't get big pets unless the MC wanted to adopt something (and if they're a couple, we all know what people who want kids but can't or just aren't able to adopt at the moment, do, they get DOGS AND CATS!!!)

So honestly she'd start understanding why Jumin pampers Elly so much, since your dogs basically your child now PFTTT

Maybe a bunny too? I could see her working with the bunny on her head lmao and that's adorable

Omg imagine her with a SNAKE, HOW BADASS WOULD THAT BE???

5. Suit Saeran

You may be wondering once again, WHAT AND WHY

Let me explain.

Suit would dffinetly get those scary and big dogs that have spiky collars and everything, and he'd probably call him something like Killer or Skull Destroyer, or maybe Blade lmao

And we all know he'd die for his dog. It's the only one he can trust ajdhdbdbd

He'd be like the bad boys that walk around with their dog everywhere growling at people (not just the dog, the two of them)

And "Spike" would be so well taken care of. Believers have to start doing draws to see who feeds the monster dog that always bites them PFTTT

The dog would also dffinetly know how to fight. It'd be cute if the only person he likes appart from Saeran tho is MC hehe

AND you cannot change my mind in this, ever since Saeran got "Dark Knight" (I'm experimenting with the dog names pfft) he's shown him a picture of Saeyoung and taught him to absolutely hate his guts, so Seven, buddy, maybe don't get to close to them lol

AND the backstory for this dog is that Saeran found him under some bushes, hurt, and the dog reminded him of when he was younger, so he took him in and that's how the doggie came to be :3

3. GE Saeran

Idk, he'd also get the normal-ish animals, like a bunny or a cat (he'd like how calming they are.)

He'd be awesome with animals too!

Also uhm, someone please draw him as a farmer AJDHDHD lmaoo that's the first thing that came to mind 😂

He'd be the person that likes animals but like....other people's animals? He'd love to see Elizabeth and such, but he wouldn't really want to have one (unless MC wanted to of course.) It's not that he doesn't like them, it's mostly because he feels more comfortable with other people's pets ajdjdbd

Also he doesn't want them to ruin the garden oop

3. In a tie with Saeran, Yoosung

I forgot about him and didn't want to change the numbers lmao

Yoosung is a vet, c'mon he knows how to deal with animals!

At first he'd be so freaking nervous and would be just like a helicopter parent, making sure the doggie is alright and such, but then he gets the hang of it and he's perfect.

We all know we got a bunny with him too in his GE :D so maybe a dog and a bunny! He'd have more than one pet I'll tell ya that.

2. Jumin

Listen he's the king alright? He pampers his cat SO much, and you can just TELL how much he loves Elly. We all stan a man that loves animals.

He'd probably get some exotic pets too, maybe a few horses and birds that are really exotic or something

But can you imagine him with like....a tiger PFT

He'd be like: omg this is a cat but bigger let me have one

It'd be like Sebastian from Black Butler lol

He'd also be up to a dog, it'd take a bit of convincing but if MC wants one then he'd snap his fingers and get them one immediately (I love this man he's so ADORABLE) and then they'd have two children and Zen wouldn't have to worry about just Elizabeth

1. Vanderwood

Yes! The one! The only!

He's the only one appart from Jaehee that has more than one braincell PFTTTTT

He'd have a pretty big and scary dog that would've an absolute sweetheart when you get to know them. Everyone at first is scared but the dog just wants to sleep and eat, that's all.

Vanderwood is super responsible, I mean after Saeyoung I'm sure a dog would be nothing. He'd also compare Seven to his dog lol "Not even Capitan America is that dirty!"

"you named your dog Capitan America...?"

"shut the hell up or I'm tasing you."

His dog would spend all day sleeping. Sometimes Vanderwood will take him on walks, and they really enjoy that time together.

Vanderwood romance route? Uh, no he's far too in love with his dog to be doing anything else PFT

And you cannot once again change my mind on this:

He talks to his dog when he's alone.

He will tell him about his day as he cooks or does the laundry. He'd be in an apron making some dinner and be all like:

"Ugh, today I had to take care of that no-good for nothing guy again. It's incredible how messy his house can get in just a matter of hours! Not only that, he wasn't eating properly again, that idiot. I had to practically drag him out of his chair and make him eat some food. Not that I'm worried. It'd just be a hassle to have to find another hacker as good as him. Seriously that guy...."

And the dog would be like excuse me do I look like your therapist please just give me food lolol

[stvpidinlove]

[ JESSICA VU, SHE/HER, CIS WOMAN ]  —  [ PRIMROSE “PRIM” TRAN ]  is a child of  [ MELINOE ]  with the power of  [ MEDIUMSHIP ] .  they were born in  [ 2000 ]  and have been in nemean lion since  [ 2015 ] .  with the change, they  [ ARE TRAINING IN ]  the  [ HERO ]  role which makes sense since they’re usually  [ DRAWING PORTRAITS & MAKING CANDLES ] .  if you’d like to meet them try the  [ SUN ]  building .

yes...here i am again...!

BASICS

hometown: evanston, il

eye color: hazel

hair color: brown

height: 5′5

sexuality: bisexual

birthday: september 5, 2000 ( virgo )

BIO

prim’s parents met in college, at georgetown university. it was a long and arduous journey for both of them, though in very different ways. her father came from money in vietnam, but he moved to the states for college and didn’t speak much english, he only read it well enough to meet the requirements for foreign admittance (plus, he was exceptionally intelligent). meanwhile, prim’s mother was the daughter of immigrants who had always wanted more for their daughter. they were thrilled when she managed to get all the grants and scholarships necessary to attend, since they never could have afforded to send her to such a prestigious school otherwise.

naturally, prim’s mother was granted work study and she got a job in the main office, which is how the two met. they first bonded over a shared language and she was often tasked with helping him, and eventually she offered to help him with his college transition outside of the office.

and when i say prim’s parents...i mean the people who raised her. these two would fall in love in college, but neither admitted it aloud, out of fear of ruining the close friendship they’d forged.

after graduation, they both stayed in the dc area, but they didn’t talk as regularly. at some point, prim’s father met a darkly enchanting woman at the opera, of all places. in the grand theater of the kennedy center, their eyes met from across the expansive room, and prim’s father would go on to explain it to his daughter as “spellbound at first sight.” because it wasn’t love, it never became love, something he knew even before she became pregnant with his firstborn child. it felt nothing like the safety and warmth he’d felt with his college love who he’d never properly dated.

once melinoe was gone, prim’s father became a single parent in his late-twenties, a responsibility which he took on with care and composure. after his own experiences in the united states, he wanted to give his daughter a name that would be unique and beautiful but familiar to americans, so he chose primrose after the plant common to the dc area. his own parents back home were horrified by their single son fathering a child, though when they finally met their granddaughter face to face, they couldn’t help falling in love with her innocent face.

he reconnected with prim’s eventual stepmother when his daughter was five years old, and they got the second chance that few people ever do. they were married less than a year later, which was still a long time coming.

soon thereafter, prim’s stepmother got pregnant, and prim became a big sister to three rambunctious triplet boys. she remembers when it was just her and her father, but she can’t imagine life without her mom and brothers, who she’s particularly close to.

the only thing that stood in the way was the fact that she’s always felt different, and her father was somewhat secretive when she was a child, but by the time her powers manifested at the age of twelve, she knew why she was seeing people that others weren’t. it’s impossible to describe the feeling of playing alone in her room with polly pockets and suddenly having another girl join in. in this way, prim was rarely alone, but often felt isolated. it was like having imaginary friends with real stories and families and a whole history.

it was difficult and scary at first, but prim learned to take it in stride. she really liked hearing their stories, looking at obituaries that featured black and white photos of ghosts she knew from when they were bearing much younger faces she hardly recognized. she tried not to think too hard about the ghosts her own age, she just did her best to be there for them, because if she was seeing them, it must be for a reason, right?

her power was never something she wanted to control better, she liked acting as a conduit for those who happen to pass through her life, but she wasn’t much good at fighting off monsters and needed to come to nl for her own safety. despite her lack of fighting skills, she so deeply wanted to help people, so when the time came she decided to pursue the hero track.

RANDOM FACTS

prim totally can summon ghosts of her own volition...mostly. it takes a lot of effort and full on seance vibes right now, but she’s still learning! she prefers it when the spirits reach out to her, because that’s a whole lot easier and more exciting.

she actually kind of loves her powers, even when it gets heavy. most of the time ghosts just want the company or they don’t even know they’re dead, so she tries to be their friend and listen to their stories.

she often draws portraits of the ghosts she meets, particularly the ones she can’t get out of her head, who linger for days or weeks or months on end.

because ghosts are temporary, she tries not to get too attached, and it’s also a good thing because not all ghosts are that pleasant to be around and she doesn’t have a lot of luck with getting them to go away.

prim does have a decent collection of crystals and some tarot cards (and a crystal ball that is purely decorative). one of the only ways she’s learned to summon spirits is by using crystals to set her intentions, though it’s still pretty hit or miss.

super open and honest, esp about her powers! def doesn’t believe in using them for ~evil (like pranks or similar things lolol)

POSSIBLE CONNECTIONS

someone desperately longing to speak to a dead loved one (or a not-so-loved one?) 

someone who feels guilty about the death of another and the deceased reaches out to prim to help them convince the living person that the death wasn’t their fault???!

a flirtationship that prim doesn’t take too seriously because she’s friendly and can never tell when someone actually likes her. whether your char is on the same page or not is up to you!

someone Intrigued by her because she’s so upbeat and cheerful even though she’s constantly seeing dead people

ur char is convinced a ghost is haunting them and prim is like i promise u are not being haunted <3

someone who IS being haunted and doesn’t know it hehe

[vs-redemption]

for the character ask game: Luck, Magna, Finral, Gauche and Vanessa

From Cindy: Hey anon! I’m sorry this took so long to post! I just had to really think about some of these! It was super fun to write though, so thank you so much!

*Sorry this is so long!*

Luck Voltia

First impression

I had a tough time getting over the fact that his English VA was the same as Midoriya from BNHA at first, but thankfully that went away pretty fast. I pretty much loved Luck immediately though. I heard him trying to fight people with that crazy look on his face and was sold. I also lost my mind a bit when they started calling him the “cheery berserker.” Like, please give me a nickname like this please.

Impression now

I still love Luck a lot! My initial reasoning still stands, but I’ve also enjoyed that we’ve had a few peeks into his past and inner workings of his mind to understand not only WHY he acts the way he does but also gain an understanding that he has complex emotions and isn’t just a crazy fighting machine.

Favorite moment

All Luck moments are great, but I always laugh when I think about the time Mereoleona blasted into the Black Bulls hideout to kidnap people for training. Everyone else looked horrified to be dragged away by her fire claw arms, but Luck just has this super happy excited look on his face! He’s so cute.

Idea for a story

What about Luck discovering he loves a hobby other than fighting? Like singing or drawing? Or an AU where he’s in a boy band or something ahaha

Unpopular opinion

I do love his friendship with Magna, but I do feel like it’s a bit unbalanced at times and maybe toxic for Magna. I’ve said this before, but Magna is pretty sensitive and seems to get genuinely upset when Luck manages to outperform him, especially when Luck managed to get into the magic knights and he didn’t. Luck is also kinda blunt about things sometimes, and even if he doesn’t really mean any harm by it, it makes me feel bad for Magna.

Favorite relationship

Despite what I just said, of course I enjoy Luck and Magna’s relationship. Luck inspires Magna to get stronger, and Magna is patient enough to endure Luck’s antics while also serving as an example of what human relationships should look like since poor Luck has such a weird, unhealthy relationship/attachment to his mom.

Favorite headcanon

It’s hard to imagine Luck in a romantic relationship since he’s just a small ball of crazy energy, but I’d like to think he’d be super warm and cuddly with someone he loves.

Magna Swing

First impression

I had a hard time knowing how I felt about Magna at first. I never disliked him but I went back and forth about him a lot and I’m not sure why. I’m naturally drawn to characters associated with fire, so I liked his magic right away. I suppose it took me a while to get used to his personality though. I think his appearance threw me off a bit too.

Impression now

I’m cool with Magna! He acts loud and tough all the time, but inside he’s actually really sweet. He’s a hard worker, which I respect, and he deeply cares about his friends and teammates in the black bulls.

Favorite moment

I like when he introduced that new vanishing fireball attack (I think against Asta in the royal knight exam). That was so cool that he adapted his power and learned from the mistakes from previous fights. I also just love any time he freaks out and starts batting fireballs at Luck. It’s funny. Or any time he screams about his crazy cyclone.

Idea for a story

What if someone wrote a fic where Magna joins the Crimson Lions instead of the Black Bulls? He could train his fire magic with the Vermillion family. That might be neat.

Unpopular opinion

Magna isn’t really my type, looks wise, but I definitely did a double take during the elf fights when his sunglasses were off and his hair was all disheveled.

Favorite relationship

I really like Magna’s relationship with Yami. Magna really respects the captain, and it’s nice to see them go out and do their gambling together even though it usually ends up with them returning empty handed and naked. haha

Favorite headcanon

Magna seems pretty shy about relationship stuff. He looks and acts like a punk, but I bet he’d be a perfect gentleman to his significant other. I can imagine him defending their honor or just taking care of any assholes who try to bully them.

Finral Roulacase

First impression

Oh Finral! It’s hard to remember clearly, but I think I felt disappointed with him at first. He was just kind of this guy that was obsessed with getting a date and used by Yami for making portals. I didn’t like how lazy and unmotivated he seemed.

Impression now

I am a firm believer that Finral is a precious bean and I love him so much! Now that I know where his insecurities come from, I can understand and sympathize with his nervousness and low self-confidence. I absolutely love how he’s been working harder and learning to use his magic in more useful ways to become a more valuable member of the team though. He’s starting to stand up for himself and become not only a better magic knight, but a better person in general too. (Although his flirting never bugged me that much)

Favorite moment

I don’t like that Finral got hurt so badly, but the moment where Langris was attacking him and every member of the black bulls rushed to stop him was really powerful. It showed that he was a loved member of the squad, plus the whole fact that he was finally making a stand against his brother was a big deal for him.

Idea for a story

I’d like to read anything about Finral with someone, either a friend or partner, who gives him lots of affection and verbal praise so the poor guy can build up his confidence a little. He deserves that. Smother him with love and affection! Do it!

Unpopular opinion

I don’t really care for the whole “competing to marry Lady Finesse” thing. I want Finral to find happiness and be able to have a comfortable and respected role within his family, but I’m not too concerned about if he ends up with her.

Favorite relationship

I’ve been thinking about this for a few minutes and I honestly can’t come up with one, which is sad. Maybe I’m forgetting someone but it doesn’t seem like Finral has any close relationships/friendships. I know he’s friends with everyone in the Black Bulls but nobody stands out as being especially close to him.

Favorite headcanon

Finral probably has a lot of guilty pleasure hobbies that help him manage his anxiety. For example baking, knitting, reading romance novels, or listening to cheesy love songs.

 Vanessa Enoteca

First impression

I feel like I was just curious and confused about most of the Black Bulls when they were first introduced because they all seemed like… lazy or unmotivated, so I didn’t understand why they were even in the magic knights or how they passed the exam. Turns out Yami just hands out Black Bull robes like Halloween candy. lolol

Impression now

I like the growth her character has gone through during the series. She seemed like a lazy drunk at first, but when she is motivated she is REALLY motivated. Her loyalty to the Black Bulls is so absolute that it seems like she’d sacrifice ANYTHING or pay any price for her friends.

Favorite moment

When she goes back to the witch queen and offers to give up her freedom to try and save Asta’s arms. It is such a selfless thing to do and it just shows how much Vanessa loves her teammates.

Idea for a story

Uh… a soulmate AU that involves her red thread magic?

Unpopular opinion

I thought it was kind of random that she apparently has a crush on Yami. Like, its fine… I also have a crush on Yami, but I didn’t think it was necessary. Her admiration for him could just be platonic and that would be just as meaningful.

Favorite relationship

Either her relationship with Finral or her relationship with Yami probably. Even though I’m not a huge fan of the green in Finral’s hair, I think it’s cute that he came to Vanessa for advice and that she wants to help him reinvent himself.

Favorite headcanon

Why did I just think of Vanessa and Gordon running an apothecary together? They can just brew potions and poisons together and it would be great. I don’t know.

Gauche Adlai

First impression

Was I supposed to have any other impression than that he was a super creepy sister lover? haha

Impression now

I don’t think I’ll ever be able to get over the sister thing. That actually upsets me because everything else about Gauche is so cool to me. His magic is really awesome, and I love how unique and creative it is. And honestly, I don’t even care that he’s obsessed with his sister. I get that she’s the only family he really had and that he’s protective, but it doesn’t have to be that weird. It really doesn’t.

Favorite moment

I really liked when he used his magic to make a bunch of doubles of Asta, and every other time he caved and actually worked together with other members of the Black bulls. I also like whenever he blasts Asta with a mirror out of nowhere because Marie said something about liking him. Poor Asta has no idea why he’s getting attacked.

Idea for a story

Oh! How about Gauche taking over the church where his sister lives and becoming the protector of all the children? Or he could run a “scared straight” program where he intimidates delinquents into becoming better citizens.

Unpopular opinion

I’m not sure but I think most of his lines about Marie are actually hilarious. Like when he wouldn’t attack Sally’s monster thing because it looked like Marie. That was amusing. It’s just that when his nose starts bleeding and stuff, that makes it go from funny to awkward and creepy.

Favorite relationship

I’ll go with his relationship with the nun. He is such an asshole to her, but she throws it back without hesitation.

Favorite headcanon

I have no idea, but can we start shipping him with that scales dude (Damnatio Kira). I just thought of that and it’s making me happy to imagine it.

[riskeith]

HIIII hope you have been well my dearest last airbender hehe. i have so much exciting things to share <333

so first off, i did two wish rolls the other night and guess what? on one roll i got BOTH bennett AND qiqi!!!!!! (the other one was just weapons but 🤷🏽‍♀️) i love them both so much i literally ascended them the second i got them. i still can’t believe my luck. so now my team looks like: traveller, noelle and those two. i’m having a little issue bc i don’t have a long range combat character but i love them all too much to change anything. which means i struggle sometimes maybe if i roll for someone else in the future i might change but rn i’m LOVING them. have you ever had luck like that?

AND i started watching haikyuu again and i forgot how funny it is. i usually don’t laugh out loud while watching things but i was literally chuckling while watching some moments. i’ve only watched 10 eps-ish but i fell in love with it again at the first ep already. i cant believe i dropped it before i’m so stupid.

ok that’s all the updates i had hahaha ! i was like buzzing waiting to tell you lmaidhdhdbd 🥺

oikawa is SO pretty it’s insane. when he showed up i was like yeah.... that’s him. that’s the pretty boy. but then again pretty much everyone is pretty in haikyuu who the hell are we supposed to focus on hehdhd the art style is just that good yk?

ships that have silent (+ points for angry) yearning are just superior. and usually they fall in the enemies/rivals category which is lovely. nothing is finer than watching people struggle with their feelings like mmmmmm... tasty. also as good as rareships can be, popular ships are popular for a reason yk? like canon content isn’t everything ofc but if canon can back it up in some way more people tend to be interested heh

wanna know something super weird? when i consume content i always fall for the stotic bois with angst backstories first but after i finish the shows i always miss the cute happy babies and that makes me obsessed with them? idk it’s crazy like voltron for example keith is literally my favorite character of all time but when i finished voltron i was literally bawling bc i missed lance so much help

well i guess we’re talking about voltron now HAHA 😭 dude s3 was a fucking blessing i can’t believe we got that and they just cut it off cold. the leader and his right hand man dynamic makes me yell to this day 😭😭😭 remember all the scenes where they continuesly reassured each other 😭 the ‘leave the math to pudge’ scene lives in my head rent free no joke dhdnhdbdud... s3 was just them loving each other tenderly and dw stole it from us.. ALSO PLEASE WRITE THEM AGAIN LITERALLY BEGGING 😭 pls 🥺

dude our government doesn’t give a shit we literally have politics traveling around and chilling without masks. they don’t care at all we barely have any restrictions so people don’t care either. it’s a mess here ngl.. :/

can’t wait to hear from u again... mwah!

hi hi!!!! is this gonna end up being 2 replies in one day for you again HAHAHA i’ll try not to disappear after

!!!!!!!!!! QIQI AND BENNETT??!!?!!!!!!!! oh my goodness… oh my goodness!!! i can’t believe you got a 5 star before me fjskskkdd but big deserve 😭😭😭😩😩😩 i’m so happy for you nejdnskamxlxmm holy shit!!!!! that’s so cute tho that’s such a cute team… and big mood!! who cares about team dynamics/fighting styles all that matters is that you like them 😩 but also does that mean you currently have 3 sword users and 1 claymore on your team jdjsndnsm. i also used to not have a ranged fighter on my team but it just got so inconvenient lolol. and no my luck is actual ass :( so often i only roll weapons, and when i do roll charas it’s like. all the base free ones djdkskdk

haikyuu is SO funny!!! everyone’s humour is so >>>> omg they’re just silly boys… are you restarting it from the very first ep? and it’s all good if you dropped it before bc you’re coming back to it now and that’s what matters 😩 keep me updated tho! i’m so excited to hear what you think

HFJDNSKSN sorry i went mia and made you wait chksjs WHICH REMINDS ME!! omg i’ve been meaning to tell you and keep forgetting but i downloaded genshin on my phone last week for my trip and it’s so??? difficult? like mad mad respect to you for being able to play on mobile omg… maybe it’s just bc i was used to pc already but damn.. djsjjs

HAHA yeah just admiring the visuals instead of focusing on the story.. we’ve all been there 😩 sometimes you just gotta rewind and take 48394993 screenshots of the one scene you know? who let them be so gorgeous..

yesssss the mutual oblivious pining is so good.. like they’re enemies to lovers but they’re also IDIOTS to lovers… or my fave headcanon which hurts so bad… the one person (keith) pining for their rival (lance) but it’s unrequited and they’ve just accepted that and are kinda resigned to it but. they just want them to be happy above all else :’) :’(

and honestly you are so right like if the popular ship are foils and have all these parallels between them and a deep backstory and stuff that’s so good too there’s so much food AHAH

omg that’s kinda cute tho.. like once you’re done you enter the honeymoon phase w bubbly outgoing charas.. (speaking of honeymoons when’s ours 🤪) speaking of lance he deserved everything lmao.. he deserves everything PRESENT TENSE!!! wow we are really talking about vld in 2021 huh

LEAVE THE MATH TO PIDGE!!! I AM SCREAMING JUST THIBKING ABLIT THIS TOO!! WHAT THE FUCK DOCYOUCMEAN KEITH. WHY DIDNYOUCSAY IT WITH THAT SMILE. LANCE WHY DIDNYOU SMILE LIKE THAT IN RETURN. LEAVE THE MATH TO- KEITH EXPLAIN??? WHA WERE YOU WDOIDJGNDKDNSKFKDKFNDNNCMS the way that lance went from ‘despising’ keith and hating being beaten by him in everything to SEEKING OUT HIS ADVICE AND COMFORT???? IF THAT ISNT GROWTH AND DEVELOPMENT I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS like their relationship progressed so so so so so so so so SO much in that one single season… like. i cannot BELIEVE that was real???? no fucking way. like. we were literally so close.. SO FUCKING CLOSE!!!!!!!! my god the trust they had in each other..… LANCE SEEKING KEITH OUT!!! lance accepting keith as the leader before even keith accepted himself EVEN WHEN LANCE HIMSELF SO DESPARATELY WANTED TO BE THE BLACK PALADIN bUT RECOGNISING IT WASNT WHAT THE BLACK LION WANTED AND i have to stop or else i’ll literally never stop typing chskdkdkndcuksncjxjskcoskosnaksj

hhhhhhh i wanna write them sometimes i get hit with the feels SO SO BAD (like just then? LOL) but i haven’t properly written them in so long i feel like i don’t even know how to anymore D; but anyway do you have any prompts? i have so many wips (i have one fic that i said was gonna be my Final klance fic but lmao i’m never gonna finish it at this stage so i guess i’m also not done writing klance? lmao) but after a while i just. have no desire to go back to them anymore fjdjjx so something new might spark my motivation! but also no promises sorry i always say i’ll do shit but never do JEKSKS altho i will try!! i’ll try bust out at least a drabble even if it ends up as an unfinished wip as well lol 😩

oh fucking rip that’s so horrible i’m so sorry you have to deal with that :((( legit it’s so upsetting to see so many governments just. complacent and not caring about this issue at all like?? this is your job? you’re literally meant to be doing all these things to help us right now and you’re just not. which i guess unfortunately also makes sense bc they’re the ones who would suffer least. it’s so frustrating lmaoooo >:(

:***** i’ve stayed up again bc i am Not intelligent fjskdk but i’m looking forward to your response!! goodnight and sweet dreamssss (for when you next sleep LOL) 💗😘

[donnieluvsthings]

i saw ur tags donnievan and I raise you: Roman as lance, logan as pidge, pat as hunk, Thomas is shiro, janus would definitely be keith okay I just get the same vibes. sue me. remus is Veronica bcs I say so and my boy virge is allura and u KNOW I'm gonna want that sweet sweet platonic anarociet okay - boop (why are all of the AUs we come up with have some level of rociet lol)

L I S T E N okay i agree but also i made a whole plot in my head so i shall PRESENT IT and it got way too long bc i kept having ideas so its under the cut aldkalfla

okay okay logan as pidge and patton as hunk yes agree (smart patton rights!!! platonic logicality rights!!!) but then VIRGIL as lance (so he pilots blue & red), roman as allura bc PRINCE & pilots blue, remus as keith so pilots red & black, and janus as shiro so pilots black. my reasoning is i want roman to be the Prince TM and want janus to be shiro aldkaldl

and basically janus was the one captured by galra (along with logan’s sibling and father if we follow voltron canon lol) but instead of his arm and the nose scar he’s blind in one eye and has a scar yknow on the left side of his face

and the fact that he’s the leader and pilots the black lion causes ISSUES bc of dramatic backstories or smth (except remus bc remus always trusts jan) but eventually they ALL learn to trust each other and teamwork and all that

and then janus gets sucked into the black lion’s consciousness or whatever and REMUS has to become leader and this causes ~tension~ between the twins bc first of all, remus is super sad that his best friend is gone again and then roman’s like i’m a prince!! am i not worthy enough to be chosen? but eventually he does tell remus he believes in him and that gives remus the confidence to pilot black and lead

virgil is like “ohmygod i dont want to change lions thats such an extreme change” but actually he vibes with red just as much as he vibes with blue just in a different way

so then roman finally DOES get to pilot a lion, the blue lion.

meanwhile we have logan who is trying to find his family, and he is afraid to show big bursts of emotion bc the last time he did was when he angrily lashed out at the garrison people after kerberos bc he was convinced his family wasn’t actually dead it didnt make any sense—

and then logan and remus (who also hates the garrison and thought they were covering up smth about janus’ death on the kerberos mission) have a bonding moment. or maybe even a Bonding Moment. whichever

also Strong Patton. he is an engineer and he is the strongest one of all of them i dont take criticism

but also i like ur platonic anaroceit vibes so MAYHAPS before janus goes missing like at the end of season 2, he and roman and virgil FINALLY start getting along, and then janus disappearing really messes everyone up.

and when they find/rescue janus again (and ignore the whole clone thing bc thats too complicated for me) they just have a big hug and tell him not to EVER DO THAT AGAIN and jan kinda thought they still didnt like him so then they proceed to be the Ultimate Besties forever after that

idk if roman should be like. the altean who was already in space OR if roman should come from earth but then plot twist he’s part alien (kinda like keith finding out he’s part galra) ((actually thats interesting if we keep remus as part galra bc then remus is part “evil” alien and roman is part “good” alien hmmmm the parallels....))

and if we’re going the klance route then that means it would be dukexiety which COULD be cool tbh. or we can change it bc in this scenario their personalities dont even completely line up anyway lolol

can you tell i thought about this extensively...i saw that post and immediately started thinking about this aldkaldla

[purplesurveys]

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What website is it easy to spend too much time on? Reddit. I used to spend hours on end on Reddit back when I had just discovered it and saw how many subreddits I can check out, but I’ve toned down these days. I mostly use scroll through the popular tag to help me fall asleep, but I still spend a lot of time on it nonetheless. What's been bothering you lately? One of my classes is a subject I never really wanted to venture into because it will demand me to be insanely extroverted, but I didn’t have a choice but to take it and now I’m worried for my sanity for the next four months. Do you ever get cravings for cheese? Yeah but I’m not as crazy for cheese as most girls around me seem to be lolol. Cheese is ayts. I mostly like it as a dip for Korean barbecue, and I don’t really like the more challenging/funky cheeses. Do you ever crave affection? Yep, sometimes I act needy towards my girlfriend. Would you name your baby after someone or give him/her his or her own name? Their main name would be their own, but I wouldn’t be opposed to having their second name be a tribute to somebody important to me. For instance, if I have a son I’ve always thought of giving him Owen as a second name as an homage to Owen Hart.

Do you think boys can wear pink and girls can wear blue? It’s 2020. We’re way past pink vs. blue now lmfao. But yes, of course. Which hair curlers have you had the best luck with? I don’t use those. What is the best way to curl your hair? In like the four times I’ve had my hair curled, the stylists always used a flat iron. Don't you hate it when people act like idiots just to make you mad? That’s a different level of assholery, but yep I imagine that would piss me off. If you were thrown into a lion's den, would you trust God to save you? Nope, I’ll be saying goodbye to all my loved ones in my head. Do you wish you could call the police on the police? Not in this country, because most police are abusive and dicks. Do you write in cursive or print more? Print. My penmanship is nicer that way, because my writing usually comes out in messy scribbles when I try to write in script. But I always regularly practice my high school’s unique cursive anyway so that I never forget it/get rusty at it. Were you alive before the Internet came out? No, I think the Internet was already kind of a thing by 1998. Do you like that trends from the 90's are coming back in style? Yeah tbh I’m a fan. I love the simple t-shirt/mom jeans combo because it looks so effortless, and because it’s pieces I already have in my closet lmao. ....or would you rather have the trends stay the same as the last decade? Not really, I’m pretty good with all the 90s stuff coming back. Some kids ruined it by wearing chunky sneakers too much, but I like all the other trends that came with it, like bucket hats and belts. What was a horrible trend when you were in high school? I honestly didn’t know much about the trends when I was in high school because 1) we wore our school uniforms every single day, so imagine having one outfit 5/7 days a week, and 2) being from a Catholic school, we had a very strict dress code so it’s not like we could wear whatever the trends were. I do remember never being impressed with Roshes though. What is a horrible trend now? Hype/street clothes like DBTK. What would you do differently if you were God? Not make people suffer. Have you ever met anyone who claimed to be God? No. If I did, I’d run far far away from them. If you had to leave the US and never come back, where would you move? First of all, I have to live in the US before I can leave the US. Would you buy a castle if you could afford one? Sure, whatever. What is something you aren't ok with? My default answer would be homophobia. Do you know anyone who isn't fake? Sure. I know more not-fake people than those who are. Name five people you know who aren't fake. Laurice, Aya, Tina, Danika, Amanda. Do you fully trust anyone? Yes. How many true Christians do you know? Do you know any? What does being a ‘true’ Christian even mean? Do you think someone's value is based on how much money they have or make? No. Would you rather be an aborted baby or a victim of child abuse? Wow THIS IS THE WORST QUESTION EVER. What's one trend you're behind the times on? Tiktok. I do nooooooot understand it for the life of me and do not wish to. Do idiots act like know-it-alls a lot around you? I think know-it-alls act like know-it-alls regardless of who they’re with. Do you think it's ok to call an idiot an idiot? Not to their face, but yes I’ve used that word occasionally.

If you had a child with down's syndrome, would you keep him/her? I’m honestly not sure, and I don’t really like stressing about that kind of stuff this early. Don't you wish people who weren't qualified would stop getting handed leadership positions? Obviously. But there’s little we can do, with the key word there being ‘handed.’ Who is the worst plagiarizer you know? People in high school would copy-paste whole paragraphs from websites or textbooks onto group papers and I hate those people to this day. If someone tried to murder your child, do you think it would be wrong to expose them publicly and talk about it on social media? It wouldn’t be the best and smartest way to go, especially if it was the first thing I planned on doing. ...Why do you think people think this is wrong? Because I would be putting vulnerable people under limelight they never asked for, and because I’d be talking about confidential stuff, especially if the whole ordeal is currently going through a legal process, which is stupid. Is there a toxic person that you miss? You know, despite how close I was with Athenna, I’ve never missed her. Are you still contemplating going back to someone you shouldn't? Nope. What do you need right now? I’m gonna need a higher inner morale for my business reporting class, which is the class I’m really scared about. When was the last time you had a new crush? December 2013. Do you know any "Christians" who are rude and judgmental? Almost all the Christians I know are rude and judgmental. What would you do if your Bible was falling apart? I dunno. Leave it wherever it’s always been. Do you have coffee with Jesus every morning? Groan. Do you pretend to be someone you're not on facebook? Why or why not? No because I have no reason to do that. Do you know anyone who pretends to be a Christian to get attention? Ooooh interesting haha, but no. I’m sure in this time and place they’d get called out almost immediately. Do you want Jesus to come back soon? I’m gonna paraphrase a quote from Friends and say “I know you’re asking me a lot of Jesus questions, but all I hear is blahhhhhblahhhhhhhhhblahhhhhhhhhh.” Do you believe that Jesus is going to come back in your lifetime? Holy shit. Would you rather wear blue jeans or jeggings? Blue jeans. I’ve never owned jeggings. What is the most comfortable type of pants ever? Anything but skinny jeans. What is something you can't wear because of your body type? I can’t wear dresses that are loose around the chest area. Stuff like those are loose because the boobs are meant to hold them up and give someone a flattering figure, but if I tried to wear those, the dress would drop down all the way to my stomach lmao. If you have curves, do you like them? I have some curves, but I’m generally skinny. I do like the ones I have though. What is the curviest part of your body? Butt. Have you ever been punished for doing the right thing? I don’t think so. How often do you cry? One or two times a week would be a good guess. How many Christians do you know who actually care? This is very vague. Is Tumblr all that it's hyped up to be? But it’s not hyped at all these days... Tumblr definitely already peaked a few years ago, and I don’t know what people are saying about it now. At what age do you think someone is old enough to give advice? I don’t think there’s an age requirement for advice. Have you ever worn matching pajamas with someone? No. What helps you fall asleep? When I’m alone, I need it to be quiet or at the very most have white noise around, like the buzz of an aircon or the whir of the electric fan. When I’m sleeping with my girlfriend I have to be cuddled and I have to fall asleep first, or else I’ll keep waking up and twist and turn through the night. I’m a difficult person to fall asleep with huhuh sorry Gab :’( Do you have a nighttime routine? No. I just scroll through social media until my eyes get tired enough to fall asleep within seconds. What was the last mountain you climbed? Not sure, but it was in Sagada. Who is the fakest Christian you know? One of my titas, although I love her to death, is a very devout Christian but had a meltdown/breakdown when her daughter (my cousin) revealed she was dating a black guy. I was stunned when my mom told me all about the ‘drama’ and it took every cell in my body not to explode and give a sermon to everyone else in my family who was upset about it. Just for context, Filipinos are among the MOST RACIST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET so stuff like this WILL be a big deal, especially among our traditional Gen X/Boomer population. Who are the fakest friends you've had? Athenna and Fern. Who's the most narcissistic person you know? I don’t know anyone like this, fortunately. Maybe me because I like taking these surveys??? Jk :((( Who gives the best hugs? Laurice!!! Who was the last person you hugged? My girlfriend.

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OZMAFIA!! Part 5 - Caesar Route

Nice beginning already! Fuka is actually interested in knowing more about herself and her lost memories! She’s totally neglected it in the other routes so maybe she’ll find out something in Caesar’s route? Kinda crazy for her to keep going to the Wolf Gang hideout to visit Caesar when he’s already stated that she’s his prey and wants to kill her loll, and yet she comes back every week aiyaa. Cute thing is that Caesar is actually using the ointment she gave him to take care of his wounds. He might be a tsundere hahaha.

It seems that I’ve been misunderstanding Soh this whole time! I thought he looked frail but was actually a really strong guy since they described him as Caesar’s right hand man, but really he just takes care of Caesar’s health, does all the chores and earns money for their living expenses lol. He’s still important considering how much Caesar trusts him, he’s just important for a different reason than I thought hahaha… I’m sorry for thinking you were violent, Soh…

I’m actually finding Fuka and Caesar’s interactions really cute. He always tells her to leave but always responds to any of her questions seriously and takes his time talking with her even though he keeps saying he’ll kill her hahaha. It was so hilarious when he allowed her to stay for lunch because he wanted to give all the vegetables to her so he doesn’t need to eat any😂😂 how adorable of him. I can’t believe Fuka is calling Caesar simple hahahaha, considering she’s so naive and simple too. But I guess he was when it came to him thinking that Caramia would tremble in fear at his declaration of war or whatever hahaha.

I agree that Caesar is a really nice person. I don’t know why he wants to kill the heroine but it’s really kind and fair of him to not take advantage of his superiority in the coin toss game to beat her and capture her that way as the winner’s privilege. How Caesar-like to have created the Wolf Gang accidentally. He just came to this town and was told that he must choose a mafia famiglie but he doesn’t like to follow people, so he left and chose to live in the forest. After people in the slums heard about that, they started following him and he became their leader naturally haha. Regardless though, if he really sucked at being a leader, people wouldn’t follow him, so I’m sure he has lots of merits.

So cute how he agreed to go to the Meteor Shower Gathering with Fuka even though he found it pointless. He teases her for being friendless but he cares😊 I was so touched by Fuka when she used her body to block the others from hurting Caesar when they realised he was at the festival and they thought he was plotting something. It was obvious that she’d eventually be told to stop seeing Caesar but it’s kinda saddening that she won’t be able to annoy him anymore. It’s wonderful that she’s understanding of the fact that she’s a freeloader and shouldn’t be selfish about wanting to see him, but still saddening. Omggg hearing from Soh that Caesar paced around last Sunday because Fuka didn’t show up is soooo adorable!!! It’s so cute how he’s not used to her not being there on Sundays that he even slept early because he tired himself from waiting for her all day. Omggg, I love Caesar.

HAHAHA, what’s even more hilarious is Caesar working as a waiter at Soh’s stall the next Sunday just so he can see and talk to Fuka!! Imagine the ferocious, “evil” leader of the Wolf Gang being a waiter and he’s even wearing a cute apron hahahhaa!!😂😂 When Soh tells Caesar to speak more formally and politely to customers like Caramia and them and he just changes his wording to say get lost in a nicer way😂😂 Whaaaat, Caesar makes accessories and Soh sells them? He really can do a lot of things huh! Reminds me of how proud and cool he felt when he showed Fuka how to make a fire without matches hahaha. It’s so sweet of him to make Fuka a necklace though~~ awww he worked as a waiter taking all that humiliation from the others just to buy the materials to make this necklace for Fuka! Why’s he so cute forrrr?!

When he kissed her though, I legit squealed in happiness hahahha. WHY SO ADORABLE FOR?! I CAN’T TAKE THE CUTENESS. NO ONE WARNED ME ABOUT HOW CUTE CAESAR IS!!! Lmao, did he come to town on Sunday just to kiss her out of the blue and then go home?! Hahaha!! Lmao that they got Fuka to be a maid for a day (she wants to earn some money) and she called Caramia and them master, so cute how flustered Axel was😂 I usually hateeee it when guys say, “what are you doing to my woman”, but hearing Caesar say it just makes me go “yeah Hamelin! Get your hands off her!"😂 I’m way too attached to Caesar for my own good lmao.

I didn’t realise Caesar was actually a wolf and could get controlled by Hamelin’s pipe just like Caramia (since he’s a lion). I don’t want Caesar to be hurt! He hasn’t gone on rampages for a while, he’s been so good!! :( I’m so glad he came to his senses when his blade touched her skin, he really nearly killed her! It was so heartwrenching when he apologised for nearly killing her… There’s so much progress in their relationship that I can’t take how nice everything is. LMAO when Kyrie dissed him for having no job or home and he says he’s still better than Fuka since she doesn’t have a job either hahahah. It’s nice that Caesar subdued Hamelin, but it’s so cute how everyone in Oz is having a party for him in celebration of this lolol. I see, the slums are now officially his area! Hopefully he’ll be able to bring down the crime rate! Caesar as a policeman is so funny but fitting somehow hahaha. Don’t like his hat but I like their relationship so that’s good enough😂

The second ending was nice too. Was worried for Caesar but I did find that him stabbing himself to get out of Hamelin’s control was more him, Caramia coming out of nowhere adding to his wounds and making him go into a coma for a bit wasn’t nice. But the CG after he wakes up is so nice so I forgive him lmao. It’s so funny how Kyrie thinks of Fuka as their daughter and refuses to hand her over to Caesar so he just keeps trying different tactics to get into Oz territory to grab Fuka and elope with her I guess haha. He hasn’t been successful yet but I’m sure he will be eventually.

Overall, I really enjoyed Caesar’s route, much sweeter than I thought it would be and so cuteeee! I love it the most right now hahaha. The only problem I have would be the lack of explanations on stuff like why he wants to kill her, why doesn’t she get her memories back etc. Otherwise, it’s probably the most cute and romantic route. It’s like a happy fluffy route! Kinda hard to believe since he’s the one always trying to kill her but yahhh it really is a happy slice of life route hahaha. Didn’t expect to enjoy it so much but I did, Caesar best boy for sure <3

[iiyanadesu]

I got my Voltron Coalition Handbook and Lance's Story woo-hoo! \o/ Thank you Barnes & Noble. Minus one point from a total of 10 for listing only one book in the shipping confirmation email lmao you made me unnecessarily worried

Nitpick Review time lol

The Voltron Coalition Handbook is pretty small and neat. Lots of info, lots of missing information, but what do you expect? The book is written from Coran's PoV.

So. We get most information about Team Voltron and the Blades of Marmora, the Rebels, and yes, the Galra Empire. The book lists out planets that Team Voltron has visited and what they did.

No information about Romelle, not even images of her, even though the Altean Colony is listed and her name is mentioned. Which is weird.

Also, the book is apparently written when Shiro is out of commission after... y'know. After he got revived. He's the only human without "handwritten" biodata - I mean, even Matt and Sam's biographies have some info written by themselves! (They wrote theirs when? Before Sam returned to Earth? So in that case either "Shiro" is too busy or he can't write lolol Oh yeah, at least Shiro gets to "write" his name on his biodata title lol)

Also. Shiro's Monsters & Mana personas Takashi and Jiro Shirogane. I like that.

Also. No full names for Keith, Lance and Hunk so everyone stop giving them family names - they officially don't have any. No more Kogane or McClain or Garrett or even Kruger or Espinosa or Serrano or whatever. Back off. Hisssssssss. (lol jk)

There's an upside-down part with Lotor's letter. It has to be read like the original sequence of pages in the main book, or else you get to the end (or actually the beginning) of that letter and wonder, "Pages? What pages? No more pages?" lol

As for Lance's Story. Man, I get distracted by his wiggly eyebrows throughout the book lmaooooooo I question my stand on him as my fave character. Is he my fave character? Why did I pick him as my fave character? Now I'm confused.

Anyway. Lance's Story tells us about this braggy young pilot originated from Cuba. Who loves to fly close to its target (or, tailing? Is that why he's called the "tailor"?). Who loves his family and his Earth origins (I always find his actions in "The Feud" weird; he's the only guy who answers Keith's doodle quiz with Earth things).

Who, at one point, thinks he's the extra wheel. Who acknowledges an (almost) same-aged guy as his leader rather than the older guy (and he sees the older guy as a hero? Hero where?).

Boy doesn't even list out his own achievements throughout the series. As if his achievements - other than getting the Red Lion - means nothing. He just talks about faraway family, Earth, what he wants to do when he returns to Earth...

Lance's Story is more boring than Shiro's Story lmao

Verdicts:

Voltron Coalition Book: 6/10 (3 characters have no official full names, I hate. Minus one point for each incomplete name. What about Allura? Hm okay minus one more point.)

Lance's Story: 6/10 (ugly eyebrows, talks too much about family on Earth, doesn't bring up good achievements, generally boring, only good if you stan Lance)

B&N service: 8/10 (shipping confirmation email only lists one book instead of 2, cannot track shipment at all)

[aogiris-writing]

wow tag

also this notif came in and i literally had to go TO ur blog from the search function because it literally would not let me see the notif thanks hellsite i mean tumblr

Tagged by:@beautiful-things-beautiful-loser (thank u!!)

Name (lol): joshua

Nicknames: josh, joshie, starry, bitch, author-chan (which i HAVE and WILL cut someone for calling me 🔪🔪🔪)

Gender: male

Zodiac: uhh taurus

Favorite bands/Solo artists: my chemical romance, fall out boy, panic! at the disco, the oral cigarettes, one ok rock, unison square garden, bts, pvris, vocaloid lmao (no specific producers tho), radwimps, mitski

Song stuck in my head: Save Yourself, I’ll Hold Them Back by My Chemical Romance

Last Movie I Saw: ???? five minutes of forrest gump bc my friend told me to lol i cant watch movies im not focused enough

Last Thing I Googled: cheritz merch store (I WANT THE SPECIAL BELIEVER PACKAGE BUT I’M BROKE T_T)

Other Blogs: my main @lazyhazydays; an Edgy(tm) aesthetic blog @forestblade; langblur @josh-lang; (tell me url reference, aesthetic theme, and icon source (respectively) and i’ll love u forever)

Do I Get Asks: yeah lolol i have ten unanswered asks in my inbox rn and seven drafts and while ily all i’m so fuckin overwhelmed lmao (side note but i have SIX whole-ass naki reqs and ONE (1) for the ultimate good boy hooguro... you all are so good to me)

Why I Chose My Username: my quotev is @.aogiris and since it was taken on here i chose the Next Best Thing (and this way nobody can be confused about what purpose my blog serves. yup, i write!). i chose @.aogiris bc i am The Biggest Aogiri Stan

Following: 226

Average Amount of Sleep: anywhere from 30min to 4 hours

Lucky Number: 11 or 13

What I Am Wearing: running shorts and a tshirt from the last show i was in (the lion king on ice hell yeah i played mufasa)

Me in my natural habitat: is this a selfie tag bc i look ugly so sorry boyz and girlz and other non-binary punkz

Dream Job: ...i wanna be a professional figure skater but that dream is pretty much dead :( i also want to be in a rock band but my voice is too high to do the gerard way screaming i wanna do

Dream Trip: japan or germany or a country that commonly/natively speaks either one of those languages

Favourite Food: i don’t eat

Play Any Instruments: piano, guitar, violin (FUN FACT i was a violin child prodigy but i quit bc it hurt my hands)

Favorite Song: either Complication- ROOKIEZ is PUNK’D or Save Yourself, I’ll Hold Them Back- My Chemical Romance (honorable mention for Chicago is So Two Years Ago- Fall Out Boy)

Play(ed) Any Sports: figure skating!!!!, martial arts

Most Iconic Song: AFRICA BY TOTO OR BABY HIT ME ONE MORE TIME BY BRITNEY SPEARS

Random Fact: when i was 7 i wanted to be a stormchaser so i watched a whole bunch of youtube vids and gave myself such bad nightmares that now i get scared whenever thunder lasts for more than five seconds despite the fact that tornadoes Do Not Form Where I Live Ever

Describe Yourself as Aesthetics/Things: uhhhhh 2005 emo culture, blood knives etc., thunderstorms and cloudy skies, wings and angelic motifs, bright colors, and plants

Tagging! everyone reading this. i wanna see your lives. tell me abt it. i’m deadass serious pls do it

[iateyourburrito]

Starting good omens

Episode 1:

The universe was made at 9:13 and dinosaurs are a joke.

You libras are apparently most attached to the earth.

Biome garden Biome garden

Apples are evil, jot that down. Peaches are much better

Hello Crowley.

Dass a nice butt wowza.

FLAMEY SWORD

What a freaky transformation.

Boyfs.

C r a w l e y

Haha Led Zeppelin reference

Fruit tree on the moon what's it gonna do

Azzy denies the existence of the sword and then backtracks

Crowley flirting

Mmmm lion meat

More flirting

Azzy protects his boyfriend

Of monsters and men style opening. Sorta freaky. (^._.^)

Is that a duck in a suitcase

NYOOOM

Fly or die

Nice title

Zambies Oh wait no they're not...

Big black eyes (=｀ェ´=)

Demons? Trusting each other? HAHA FUNNY JOKE

QUEEN

Flashy bastard has gone native.

All hail Satan, Uh yeah hi guys

That swagger tho OwO

Lizard man corrupted a politician.

50,000,000 angry folks because of mobile phones.

They love him

Baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby

The chameleon nodded too

They love him but backfired

Can i have a hand please? How about a whole right arm?

Nervous.

Chao! Wha t? Means füd

BABY CRYING

Azzy speaks Japanese?

Gabe is here.

Gabe is a prick.

Gabe sucks, i do not like Gabe.

She's having a baby. And she wants sandwiches

Thaddeus is having a video call.

Nuns!

Baby switching scheme? Baby ditching scheme.

Chattering!!!!!!

Chiquita just get the biscuits.

So much smiling.

Two women having babies

Crowley.

Baby A and Baby B and the Adversary

Master Crowley said baby to room three.

Is this why three is considered a cursed number?

WRING MOTHER WRONG MOTHER HGHSG

He's so excited about the boy???

Wink wonk

Damien to Adam.

Crowley screwed himself over mobily.

Secret agents and pavloved ducks

Crowley spitting straight facts.

Azzy is not interested but crepes in paris is what he's interested in.

ALCOHOL, EXTRAORDINARY AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL

Get behind me. O p e after you.

Drunk angle.

My point is dolphins.

Kraken.

What are they putting in bananas these days

EtERNitYyyyyyYYyYYyYyYYYYyyyyy

The sound of muuuuuusic

Reverse drunk.

Hastor is pissed. He wants them to dissolve

YO DID HE JUST KILL HER????

Hastor is a straight bastard.

She is dead.

Thw a r t

Loopholes are the best.

Is that mary poppins

Warlock is cute

Azzy what the f u c kity

Crowley as a nanny is a fuckin icon.

Mmmm deth

IS THAT AN ANGLE ON A HOVERBOARD?!?!?!

Gabe stfu what have you done to help?

Please do not lick the walls.

DOG!!!!!!

Mmmmm tasty.

They're old and educational! It's dumb.

Birthday in an escape room. But moooooooooom

Hell hound!!!!!

Don't kill the child.

ENTERTAINING!!!

HARRY THE RABBIT IS MY BEST FRIEND.

DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG

Food fight

Dove dead? Lolol jk.

No dog? Wrong boy.

Them teetg tho.

Little doggie and smart doggie!!

The naming. It's name is Dog.

Heehoo memos

No checkups = memos

I know what you smell like.

Fuck. We're doomed.

End episode 1 with a s w e e t end track

[raspberryranpo]

First date headcannons with Black Eagles boys. They feel they are better than blue lions. Lol

their first date with you

fire emblem three houses: black eagle boys

not the blue lions slander :(( lmao

i hope these are good enough!!! thank you lolol

HUBERT

hubert probably asked you out & just expected stuff to happen. like he had no idea dates existed

edelgard probably had to remind him that he has to actually do things in a relationship

he panics for a minute, wondering what the heck he’s supposed to do

then ferdinand walks in & hubert’s THIS close to snapping his neck out of pure embarrassment

ferdie quickly realises that hubert’s actually panicking over his first date (ever, might i add)

he says that having tea is always a nice first date

seeing as though there’s nobody else in the black eagles with any experience with first dates, hubert just goes with that

the next day, he invites you out to tea at the gazebo, making sure that there weren’t any other people around first

it was all nice & romantic but you could tell hubert was on edge

after all, he hated tea and this definitely was not his thing

it was awkward, but you both laughed it off lightheartedly

it was funny, but very endearing that he tried

he made it up to you by holding your hand all the way back to your dorm, which is somethign he doesn’t normally do

& he gave you a very small kith on the cheek

and then promptly ran away to keep you from seeing how red his face was

FERDINAND

ferdinand is a literal disney prince ok

and if you think that you’re not going on a disney princess date then boy have i got news for you

at dusk he takes you out on his horse & you ride off into the sunset the forest nearby

you end up at this little cliff side, surrounded by trees, overlooking the monastery & the town below

he sets out this little blanket for you both to sit on & you both watch the sunset and eventually the stars come out

he tells you all about his day & asks about yours too

he tells you about the silly little things caspar and linhardt do & makes sure you’re smiling

definitely laughs at his own jokes

like he’ll tell you a really stupid knock knock joke, and it’s really not funny but he’ll be losing it

please just laugh with him, it’s his way of trying to make you laugh too

when he takes you back to the monastery, he offers you his arm as you both walk back to the dorms together & holds your hand too

tells you that he loves you, right then & there

#noregrets

LINHARDT

it’s not that he didn’t know what a date was, it’s just that he didn’t feel the need to take you on a date

“i don’t need to take you somewhere nice to show you that i love you”

that sentence was heartwarming but he’s completely missing the point

you’ll have to ask HIM on a date

he won’t say no, but he’ll be confused as to why you’ve gone through all this trouble

you take him to the bookstore in town, saying that it doesn’t need to be big & fancy for it to be a date

which he’s actually relieved about

he suggests all kinds of books to you, from fictional books to big & complicated ones that only people like him enjoy

if you’re a person like him, then have fun (me too)

casually leans over you to pick up a certain book & knows exactly what he’s doing

gives you a little kiss on the cheek every time he does it too which just makes it all ten times worse

after you exit the shop after a few hours, lin suggests going back to his room & just taking a nap together

which is exactly what you did

CASPAR

so dates aren’t just little raisins????

for real, mans is just as clueless as hubert but without as much intelligence

after realising that he should probably take you out on a date, he immediately runs to your room to ask you out

“WE SERIOUSLY NEED TO GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW ITS REALLY URGENT PLEASE JUST COME QUICK”

with all the yelling, you probably think there’s a fire, or linhardt has fallen asleep standing up again

so when he runs with you in his arms towards the little spot he took bernie needless to say you’re very surprised

and it’s the middle of the day too so there’s no sunset to watch or stars to gaze & caspar’s just waiting for something to happen

once he finally realises that standing and staring at each other is not actually a date, he suggests climbing up one of the surrounding walls to look at the monastery from a distance

which, surprisingly, was a good idea because the monastery did look very pretty in the middle of the day

eventually caspar wraps an arm around you, albeit nervous but also happy to just be with you

i can imagine him leaning in to kiss you on the cheek at the same time you lean in to kiss his

and when your lips touch he’s like :0 oh

that wasn’t supposed to happen

not that he’s complaining though. he’ll do it again & again