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skwistokwarrior · 18 hours

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blue team: can they cook?

tucker: no. he's not the WORST, it'll be atleast somewhat edible, but he's still not allowed to cook. ever. like, ever.

church: yes and he's very valuable to them for this alone. they would have already starved in blood gulch without him. maybe not the best food but when you're on blue team, it is.

caboose: ok predictable but absolutely not no way in hell he can cook. he tries to help but they all have to usher him out (emphasis on everyone, he's a big boy)

wash: this one's a less common but honestly no. he's been in the military since he was 18 he cannot cook food for shit. i've already made a post on this but he's tried before for the blues and like. that was literally the closest he's ever been to death in his life, and he's a FREELANCER. he's not allowed in the kitchen without active supervision, and you would not believe the amount of protein powder this man has

carolina: also no. you think she had the time to learn how to cook? you're funny. i think she's learning, but it's a slow process, a very slow process. leave it to carolina to know everything but how to cook

tex: i mean, yeah, why not. she knew as a person and a robot. i like to think she made caboose sandwichs in the early seasons (because i love tex/caboose as a duo)

kai: yes and it concerns her that nobody else knows how to. and not just like knows, she's REALLY good at cooking since she's been cooking since she was young. she's blue teams savior (except she's never there so theyre still in distress LOL)

honorary doc: yes but he's not a big help to blue team because he's vegan everything. he told them he can cook and they let him. they were very disappointed when he started very delicately explaining how he substituted just about everything out of a typical dish for something vegan. (and it wasn't even good either, like he makes the food so bad other vegans would rather eat a fucking burger than his food)

in conclusion: they steal the reds food primarily

#thanks for coming to my ted talk #this wasnt supposed to be this long originally oops #rvb #red vs blue #blue team #lavernius tucker #leonard church #michael j caboose #agent washington #agent carolina #agent texas #kaikaina grif #doc rvb #should i do a red team version? lmk #also tell me how accurate this is lol #honestly i just needed to spread my blue team can't cook propaganda

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websurfshark · 2 days

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this ai guy can generate any clothes he wants and he seriously chooses this

#red vs blue #rvb #websurfshark #leonard church #rvb epsilon #rvb church #i mean come On he can’t do any better than that?????

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thapunqueen · 6 months

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been watching a lot of red vs blue lately

#rvb #red vs blue #red versus blue #blue team #rvb fanart #leonard church #lavernius tucker #church rvb #tucker rvb #i know church got 800 names but i aint taggin those #time to skip merrily into yet another dead fandom

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percycoolguy · 10 months

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looks around...

#red vs blue #rvb #lavernius tucker #michael j caboose #leonard church #kaikaina grif #blue team #new and improved art tag

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astraladversity · 7 months

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fragments

#rvb #red vs blue #leonard church #my art #rvb fanart #do i have to tag all the fragments #its literally 1am as im typing this #i have work tomorrow what am i doing #theta rvb #delta rvb #omega rvb #the director #gamma rvb #sigma rvb #eta rvb #iota rvb #agent texas

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cabozers · 8 days

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The Church system if it was freaky

#my art #rvb #red vs blue #church #tucker #leonard church #lavernius tucker

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mattastr0phic · 11 days

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REPRESSED HOMOSEXUALS EXPOSURE THERAPY

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fischiee · 2 months

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the best part of rvb is when they refer to tex by he/him pronouns for like 2 episodes and church just rolls with it

#im ignoring the part where after church says she everyone freaks out bc shes a girl thats not canon. to me.#they're just like “he's so badass i can't believe he stole your girlfriend church he's so cool” and church is just like yeah ok sure #he was playing the pronoun game just thinking “did she change her pronouns???”#bisexual church has been canon from day 1 fight me about it #rvb #red vs blue #agent texas #leonard church #rvb chex

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sodium-chloride-blog · 10 months

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With RvB officially nearing its final season, I thought I'd finally get around to coming up with face hc's for my favorite blue boys.

Edit: I've written up a more in-depth thought process for the designs if anyone was interested in reading it

#red vs blue #rvb #leonard church #lavernius tucker #michael j caboose #my art

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mrpsychokiller · 6 months

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havent been thinking as much about red vs blue lately, so heres a compilation of doodles i never posted, including more furry rvb stuff from this saga

#my art #red vs blue #rvb #furry #agent carolina #agent washington #leonard church #leonard l church #michael j caboose #dick simmons #Richard Simmons #lavernius tucker #aaaand i think thats it

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eastgaysian · 5 months

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i loved you so much it was making me sick

#red vs blue #rvb #rvb fanart #rvb tex #agent texas #rvb church #leonard church #freshly minted #me fighting for my life trying to figure out what tags people use. ok.#anyway the relevance of going to scotland to this moment or this art is questionable at best but u just need to trust in my beautiful mind #what i was mostly thinking about is what tex would look like. and then what epsilon tex specifically would look like. and coming to the #conclusion that i dont think i will ever come up with a face for her. always just a hint of something blurred through the glass.#i love you deadalive nothing girl who isn't.

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cerayanay · 3 months

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#rvb #red vs blue #leonard church #lavernius tucker #dexter Grif #Richard Simmons #Michael j caboose #sarge rvb #Frank Delano donut #Lopez the heavy #kaikaina grif #frank dufresne #roosterteeth #my polls #red team #blue team #Tex and flowers not here as freelancers

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justjustbeth · 21 days

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I think one of the most deeply hilarious things about Red vs Blue is that Beta/Tex was based on Church/Alpha's memories of Allison. This foul tempered, foul mouthed, incredibly violent woman is who Leonard Church was obsessed with???

Like, this isn't who she was, this is how Leonard remembers her. And by all accounts, these aren't his bad memories of her, either! This is what he loved about her! Fucking hilarious. By sheer virtue of the fact that nerds in 2003 thought a mean, crude girl was hilarious they invented one of the most hilarious guys: "Obsessed With My Dead Mean Wife"

#red vs blue #leonard church #agent texas

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thapunqueen · 5 months

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